Note: So here I am, and I re-watch the entire Edolas arc all over again #NoLife... and I'm like, "I forgot, I hate this arc!" I mean... shit is like all over the place. Freaking 1-2 Episodes of Happy and Carla crying... Natsu and Gray fighing Sugar Boy and Faust and no offense but Sugar Boy and Faust are like weak fucks, and it takes them like 2 episodes to finish them off. Then there is the episode Erza Vs Erza... the fight is only like 5 minutes... What the fuck? LOL! Overall, Not my Favorite arc, I enjoyed some moments. Some of the fights, and the comedy. If you like the arc well xD good for you!
But anyways, I am gonna try finishing this arc this chapter or next chapter (goal is to reach over 5k words this chapter). I will try not to rush it. So get ready for Edolas Arc: Anti-Hero style, baby! You may like it, or you may not, regardless, please give me feedback at the end xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fairy Tail.
Chapter 38: Tha Short Era Of King Naruto.
Naruto was in a room with Edo Erza, in a few hours the blonde was going to present himself to the people of the Royal City, he was supposed to give them a speech about the Giant Lacrima. Edo Erza seemed to be smirking darkly, the last couple of minutes, like she was planning something. The blonde either didn't notice or he pretended not to notice.
Anyways, both were in a bed, Edo Erza on top of the blonde, she was kissing his neck, as she grinded against the blonde who was rubbing both of her perky breasts with his hands. The red-head moaned with every rub.
What would make Edo Erza and Naruto do something like this? Well, surprisingly it wasn't his idea to do this, It was Edo Erza's... she had said she wanted to party in the bedroom just the two of them. The blonde decided just to go with the flow.
"Ohh, I can sense you geting excited, Your Highness!" Edo Erza smirked, as she kept grinding against the blonde, the smirk on her face, getting darker. "But, before we can continue, let's have a drink!" Edo Erza smirked.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "Eh, sure!" Edo Erza grabbed a bottle of wine, and two cups. She opened the wine and poured for the blonde, and for herself, the blonde grabbed one of the cups and pressed it against his lips.
Yes drink it! This wine is heavily drugged with sleeping pills, take one drink and you won' be waking up for days! Edo Erza thought, as she smirked, "You thought you could fool us - fool me into thinking you were King? You are foolish Naruto Uzumaki!"
Flash Back.
Edo Erza was leaning up against the wall, next to her were bars, a prison cell where Edo Naruto was placed in, the red-head was smirking as she looked at the floor.
"Everything is going just as planned..." Edo Erza, smirked, "I was fooled at first as well, thinking your counterpart self was really you... but his level of assholeness is far greater than yours!"
"Kuku, I expect to no less of you, darling!" Edo Naruto grinned darkly, "How foolish my counter-self is, we have him right where we want him, yes?"
You see, Edo Naruto knew if he had foughten his counterself in a all out battle, the battle would of ended up destroying the Royal City, and his plans In the process. So he ended up losing on purpose. Now all Edo Erza had to get close the the blonde, and then drug him.
"Drug him before the giant Lacrima speech, then come get me, yes?"
"As you wish, Naruto-sama!" Edo Erza turned and faced the cell, she bowed slightly.
"Kukuku, his power and the Dragon Inside him will be mines!" Edo Naruto, just laughed evilly, as Edo Erza walked away, a smirk on her lips.
Flash Back Ends.
"Brat, that wine is drugged, you know that?" Naruto, heard Kurama speak in his head.
"Oi, of course! Do your thing, and make sure I don't fall alseep or something!"
"Hmph, yes mother," Kurama, rolled his eyes, as he replied.
"Good, my son!" Was the blonde's reply, as he drank the entire wine.
"Why should I even be helping you, you're annoying!"
"Because, if you don't, I'll kick you out of my body, you free-loader!"
"Hmph, annoying."
Naruto ignored Kurama at that point, as he felt himself getting sleepy, he dropped the cup on the bed, as Erza looked down on him, "You fool, we got you right where we wanted, nothing like fooling a fool!" She got up, and walked towards the door, but as she did Naruto appeared in front of the door.
"Oi, fool me once: shame on you! Fool me twice: fuck your mother!" Naruto, spoke as Edo Erza's eyes widened, "H-How? You're not supposed to be up for at least 2 days! D-Did you know all along?!"
"Oi, of course! Who the fuck do you think I am?! The only one who'd know me better than me is ME!" Naruto, grinned darkly, "Fire Dragon's Roar!" blue fire hit Erza, and she slid backwards, as she slid she grabbed her weapon, which was leaning by the bed.
"Kuku, get ready to grovel before the king!" Naruto, smirked sadistically.
"Don't look down on me!" Edo Erza, growled as she charged at him. "Velocity Spear, Silfarion!" She yelled as her weapon took the shape of a spear with triangular like arrow-head. In the blink of an eye she was gone, the blonde heard her appear behind him, and he quickly turned around to see her about to stab his arm.
The blonde dodged the attack with ease, "Fist Of The Fire Dragon!" The blonde, then yelled as he swung his blazed right fist, Edo Erza saw this, and quickly used her Magic Spear to block the attack. The blonde punched it instead, but the pressure and power of his attack caused her to go crashing towards the wall.
"Vacuum Spear, Mel Force!" Edo Erza, yelled as a Vacuum Wave that looked like a tornado headed towards Naruto, the blonde saw this and jumped into the air! "Fire Dragon's: Fire Ball!" He yelled, as he huffed in air then puffed out a huge blue blazing Fire Ball that hit Erza.
She flew backwards, and before she could crash into the wall, Naruto appeared behind her, and kicked her back, she flew towards the bed and landed on it. The blonde then appeared above her.
"W-What are you doing?!" Edo Erza stuttered.
"Oi, It's time you visited dream-land!" Before she could do anything, the blonde grabbed the bottle of drugged wine, and crammed it down her throat, she gulped a lot down, before the blonde pulled the bottle away, and got off of the now sleeping Edo Erza.
The blonde walked towards the door, and as he did Mystogan appeared in front of it, "Naruto, I want to take you to visit some body."
"Oi, and why would I want to visit any fucker?!"
"Trust me, you do want to." Mystogan, said in a serious tone.
"Fine, whatever, after you," Naruto, agreed to it, as Mystogan opened the door, and the blonde followed him.
"S-Sarutobi!" Naruto's eyes widened, as he stood in front of Sarutobi's prison cell. The Sarutobi from Earthland was dead, the blonde had ended up killing, so when he saw the Edolas Sarutobi the blonde could feel the tears streaming down his cheeks.
"Naruto... what brings you here? Why are you crying?" Edo Sarutobi, asked the blonde.
The blonde wiped his eyes, "I was peeling Onions!" Naruto replied, as he lifted up his right hand to reveal an onion. Both Mystogan and Sarutobi sweat-dropped, "Where did that Onion come from?!"
"Oi, I-It doesn't matter!" The blonde, looked away, as he threw the Onion at Sarutobi, "What are you doing here, old man?!"
"Your father locked me up here, when I refused to go along with his brain-washing plan to brain-wash you," Sarutobi, replied, "I could never do that to you... Tsunade's son."
"W-WHAAAT?! THAT OLD HAG IS EDO NARUTO'S MOM?!"
Sarutob nodded, "You're her son - wait, what do you mean Edo Naruto...? Unless, you're the Naruto from the outer world... are you?" The blonde, decided to fess up, "Yeah... oddly enough, you act like the Sarutobi from Earthland... I guess some things don't change..." the blonde smiled as he looked down.
Sarutobi stayed silent before he spoke, "So I'm guessing Edolas Naruto succeeded with his plan... his plan to bring the Dragon Slayers here to take their power?" The old man sighed, "If only, I was out of here, I could reverse the spells placed on him..."
"I brought him here... because I figured you'd convince him to help Edolas," Mystogan, admitted as Naruto and Sarutobi looked at him. "What do you mean?" the old man asked.
"You're dead, the Earthland you is dead..." Naruto stated as he looked at Sarutobi, "It's so odd looking at you... do you know how you died? I killed you... I'm guessing Mystogan is trying to guilt-trip me into helping Edolas through you, Oi, that won't work, blueberry, but watch it, because you're pissing me off!"
"I'm desperate.. none us are strong enough to stop my brothers true powers..." Mystogan stated, as he looked at the blonde, "Only you have a chance at stopping him... even then, you do know he is stronger than you... by that incounter you had with him."
"Oi, like I care, not like I plan on saving this shit-hole," Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "I'm just playing king for now, I don't have any obligations to this world, I don't need to help or fight for the sake of it, unlike you all, I'm not a hero!"
"It's not about being a hero..." Sarutobi spoke, causing Naruto to turn to him, "It's about doing what's right... It's about protecting your loved ones... I'm not the Sarutobi you knew... but I ask you this: Can you help save both this world and the outer world? Can you help Edo Naruto? Can you do it for me?"
What does he mean by saving saving this world? The only world that needs to be saved is Earthland from these magic sucking boob suckers! Naruto thought, as he turned around, Sarutobi looked at the blonde's back.
"My life comes before Earthland or Edolas, you people are on your own!" Naruto said, as he began walking away. Mystogan and Sarutobi looked at him as he walked.
"Damn, troublesome old man like always.." Both heard him mutter as he turned the corner.
The blonde was on a stage in front of the Giant Lacrima, Royal Army men were surrounding the Giant Lacrima, people were happily looking at the Giant Lacrima, and waving at the blonde. The blonde sniffed the air, and he smelled, Wendy, Natsu, Lucy, and those to Exceed's. He also smelled Gajeel, but he didn't give a flying fuck about that bastard at the moment.
"You four..." Naruto spoke to four Royal Army men close to him, "I want you to capture the blue haired girl over there along with the pink haired girl, and the blondie too."
"Err, Sir, I think the one with pink hair is a male."
"It's a girl!"
"N-No, your highness, you're wrong! That's a male!"
"You question me?!"
"N-No, Your highness it's -"
"OI, THEN SHUT YOUR FACE, IF I SAY IT'S A GIRL, THEN IT'S A GIRL!"
"AYE!"
"Now, go capture them and report to me!" Naruto told them, as they ran off in the direction of Team Natsu. The blonde then turned to the people of the Royal City and he spoke:
"OI, MAGIC IS LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU FUCKERS UNDERSTAND? LETS SAY ONE DAY YOUR KING SAY, "I WILL GET LIMITLESS MAGIC FOR MY KINGDOM!" AT THAT MOMENT YOU WILL FEEL PURE BLISS AND HAPPINESS, AND YOU WON'T CARE WHERE THAT MAGIC COMES FROM, WILL YOU? IT IS THE SAME WITH STRAWBERRY MILK... LETS SAY YOU DRINK LOADS OF STRAWBERRY MILK BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP... AND AT NIGHT YOU WAKE UP BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PISS - BUT YOU'RE COMFY IN BED... YOU DON'T WANT TO GET UP... BUT THE URGE WON'T VANISH, SO YOU GET UP... YOU RUSH TO THE BATHROOM... ONLY FOR SOMEONE TO BE USING IT... YOU FEEL THE PEE COME OUT... SO YOU RUSH OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, AND YOU DECIDE TO PISS ON SOME PLANTS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU... AND FRANKLY YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHOSE PLANTS THEY ARE... YOU JUST LET THE PEE OUT! YOU CAN'T STOP! YOU WON'T STOP! DO YOU GET IT?! THAT IS THE REALITY OF MAGIC AND STRAWBERRY MILK!"
The blonde blazed his fist with blue fire and he punched the Giant Lacrima, just to look cool in front of everyone.. but this caused a problem.
Crack!
The Lacrima was starting to crack. The blonde froze, "Oiii, T-That's supposed to happen, r-right?!"
Crack!
It kept cracking, "Oi, Someone get super glue! Or better yet a time machine, y-yes a time machine!"
"LIKE HELL GLUE WILL WORK ON THAT!"
Crack!
"O-Oi, I need to go take a shit, be right back!" The blonde jumped off of the stage, and ran off, as the Lacrima cracked more and then shrunk to reveal Gray Fullbuster and Erza Scarlet.
The blonde was coming out of the bathroom, when the four Royal dudes from earlier walked up to the blonde, "Your Highness, we have captured the people you wanted us to capture."
"Oi, take me to them then!" Naruto, smirked darkly. The Royal dudes nodded, and the blonde followed them to the prisoner area of the king's castle. They arrived to a cell where Natsu and Wendy were.
"Oi, the four of you are dismissed!" Naruto, ordered them, and they walked out.
"Naruto! You bastard what is the meaning of this?" Natsu growled, "Why are you the king? Get us out of here! We need to save our friends and Earthland!"
"I'll let both of you go, if you give me 1 million jewels each!"
"THAT'S A FREAKING RIP-OFF!"
"Too bad then, no money, no freedom!"
"Just let us out of here, Naruto-san!" Wendy pleaded, "We really want to save our friends!"
"Kuku, I can't do that..." Naruto spoke darkly, "I'm going to destroy the Lacrima where your friends are in, Edolas will have unlimited power!"
"YOU BASTARD! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS?! WHAT HAS FAIRY TAIL DONE TO YOU?!" Natsu yelled at the blonde, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"Yell all you want, but save your energy, kukuku... because I'm going to extract magic power from you both!" Naruto told them, as an ugly looking Byro walked into the prisoner area, "Your Highness, it seems we can began the extraction of their magic power right away!"
"Perfect!" Naruto opened their cell, only for Natsu to try and run out, the blonde punched the pinkette's stomach super hard, causing him to lose conscience as he fell to the floor.
"Natsu-san!" Wendy, was about to run towards the pinkette when the blonde grabbed her, "I rather not hit you, so be good!" the blonde picked up Natsu and placed him over his shoulder, as he dragged Wendy out of the cell. Byro just smirked as the blonde followed him.
Edo Naruto was stuck in his cell, he was wrapped around with white stuff that stopped him from using magic. The blonde growled, Edo Erza should of comed for him a long time ago. The blonde tried getting rid of the white stuff, but couldn't.
He heard his cell open, and he looked up to see Edo Erza.
"It took ya long enough, don't you think, yes?" The blonde spoke.
"I apologize... but things aren't going as planned..." Edo Erza told the blonde, "Your counterself knew about the plan all along... He also just freed my counterself and another Fairy Tail wizard..."
Edo Naruto growled, "I should of fought him at my best, yes?! It is my fault, lets go stop him now!"
Erza smirked and used her weapon to cut down the white stuff surrounding the blonde, he smirked darkly as he felt his God Slayer Magic returning...
"Yo, old man hurry the fuck up!" Naruto, snapped at Byro, as he extracted Magic from Natsu and Wendy.
"Kuku, what's the hurry, your highness?" Byro asked him.
"I want to destroy that shitty cat world and the giant Lacrima as soon as possible!"
"Mhm, very well then!"
"AGGGHHHH!" Natsu and Wendy yelled as they felt their magic being taken away from them. "NARUTO YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Natsu yelled at the blonde.
"AGGGGHHHH!" Wendy, started crying as more of her magic left her body.
"LEAVE WENDY ALONE JUST TAKE MY MAGIC!" Natsu yelled, as Byro only smirked.
S-Shit, he's getting closer! Naruto just thought, as Byro took more and more of their magic until at last both Dragon Slayers were knocked out.
"Your highness, it is done.. all we have to do is take this key to the Chain Cannon Room, kuku!" Byro handed the blonde the key, "Oi, thanks you ugly fuck, but I don't need you anymore!"
"Fire Dragon's Roar!" Naruto shot a huge beam at Byro, he didn't see it coming so he crashed into the wall behind him, fell to the floor and he remained down.
Fuck! He's even closer... I won't be able to do it... but they can... Naruto looked at Wendy and Natsu, and he took out a little Jar of X-Balls, he popped one into both of their mouth's, and soon both were getting up.
"Oi, welcome back!" Naruto said as Natsu looked at him.
"BASTARD!"
"Oi, Natsumi... Take this key and go to the Chain Cannon Room!" Naruto handed the blonde, a key and a map. Natsu looked confused, "Why would I do that?!"
"Do you want to save your friends?!"
Natsu nodded and the blonde spoke, "That key, is the key to the Chain Cannon, all you have to do is insert the key in the key hole, aim at the Giant Lacrima in the sky... and fire! Your friends will go back to nornal, so hurry up and get the fuck out of here!"
"Huh? I'm confused but I'll trust -"
"Fire God's Bellow!" Natsu didn't finish due to the fact that a huge beam of fire blasted through the wall, and it hit the blonde who flew and crashed into the wall.
"NARUTO!"
"Kuku, simply beautiful, yes?" Edo Naruto smirked, "You did all the work for me, counterself, now I can kill these Dragon Slayers: Fire Gods Wave!" Edo Naruto, swiped his hands, and a wave of black fire headed towards Naruto and Wendy.
"Fire Dragon's Flame Wall!" Naruto, appeared in front of Natsu and Wendy, as he shot out Fire out of his mouth, it ended up taking the shape of a wall, that protected them from Edo Naruto's attack.
"Oi, get the fuck out of here now!" Naruto snapped at Natsu and Wendy. They nodded and ran off, both trying not to look back at the blonde.
"My, how interesting... I would of never guessed you were the hero type, yes?"
"Oi, I'm not, I'm just repaying a dead old man a debt!" Naruto stated, as he remembered his conversation with Edo Sarutobi.
"Kuku, very interesting, indeed, We could of been good friends, but we are enemies now!" Edo Naruto, stated as he disappeared, and reappeared in front of the blonde. Naruto jumped back, only for Edo Naruto to appear behind him, the Edo blonde grabbed the back of Naruto's head and smashed the front of his face on the floor.
Edo Naruto then jumped up in the air as he yelled, "Fire God's Blast!" a blast of Fire headed towards Naruto who quickly got up and yelled, "Fire Dragon's: Fire Ball!"
Both attacks collided, causing a huge exploson that shook the room and caused smoke. The blonde looked around, and then all of a sudden Edo Naruto appeared in front of him. Edo Naruto punched the blonde's face and he crashed into a wall.
Edo Naruto was about to charge at the blonde when the castle started shaking, "Shit! They got to the Dragon Chain Room! I gotta stop them!" Edo Naruto quickly turned around, and ran off. Naruto got up quickly and charged after him, "Fire Dragon's Roar!" he yelled as he chased after his counter-self. Edo Naruto without looking at the attacks dodged them.
Naruto continued to chase his counterself throughout the Edolas Castle, as he shot Dragon Roar's at him, but it was no use. His counterself would dodge without looking back.
At last they arrived to the Chain Cannon Room, to see that the Chain Cannon had fired at the Lacrima successfully. Edolas Naruto growled, "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Ha! Wendy! We did it!" Natsu grinned happily.
"Yes! It'll all be alright! We can all go back home together!" Wendy smiled.
"Fire God's Death Bellow!" Edo Naruto yelled in rage, as he shot out a huge and powerful beam of black fire at Natsu and Wendy. They quickly jumped out of the way causing Edo's Naruto attack to hit the Chain Dragon Cannon instead.
KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It started glowing and then a huge explosion occured. Then huge waves of magic started shooting from the cannon. Wendy and Natsu dodged the waves as Lucy, Erza, Gray, and Coco along with Carla appeared but on top of a huge dragon like creature.
"Natsu! Wendy!" Lucy called at them, "Hop on!" Wendy and Natsu didn't need to be told twice, as they ran and then jumped on the creature.
"Naruto! You coming?!" Natsu asked the blonde.
"Oi, I still have something to do..." Naruto, stated as he looked at his counterpart self. "You losers can fuck off now!" Natsu didn't know what to say so he nodded as they took off.
"KUKU! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU NOW! TIME FOR YOU TO SEE MY TRUE POWER!" Edo Naruto laughed evilly as he ripped off his shirt to reveal an odd looking seal. He twisted it with his right hand... and Naruto watched as something weird looking and huge came out of the Edo Blonde.
Within a matter of 45 seconds, Naruto watched as a fucking Nine Tailed Fox came out of Edo Naruto.
"OI, A FUCKING FOX CAME OUT OF HIM!" Naruto said as he looked at the fox, that was wayyyy bigger than any Dragon the blonde had ever seen. Both the Nine Tailed Fox and Edo Naruto were covered in red and wretched feelin magic. The Fox was so big it had destroyed the Castle and part of the city.
"DIE! DIE! DIE! KUKU!" Edo Naruto yelled, as the fox swung a tail at the blond. Naruto crashed through the Castle's wall and into a random part of the city.
"Oi, and this is why I don't bother trying to be a hero, it bites you in the fucking ass!" Naruto yelled, as he stood up and watched as the Nine Tailed Fox shot out a huge beam of the red magic at him.
Before Naruto could do anything, out of his stomach came out Kurama, the Nine Tailed Dragon. The blonde looked up at the giant lizard and he could see him smirking with excitement. Naruto jumped up and landed on the Dragon's head. Across from him was Edo Naruto on the Nine Tailed Fox.
"HAHAHA! SO MY COUNTERSELF IS A PUNNY LITTLE DRAGON?!" Edo Kurama laughed, as he looked at Earthland Kurama.
"Ha! AT LEAST I'M NOT A MUTANT LOOKING RABBIT!
"I'M NOT A RABBIT, BITCH!"
"OKAY, YOU'RE A BUNNY!"
"LIKE HELL I AM! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST, RABBIT!"
Both creatures charged at each-other.
The Battle of the Nine Tailed Fox, and The Nine Tailed Dragon had Begun!
Note: So sad, didn't make if to 6k, so oh wells. Gonna sleep. I'm sooo close to 700 reviews xD so please review, if I get 700 reviews before 24 hours I'll update again xD leave me a lengthy review if you can too.
I honestly feel like if i rushed this chapter wayyy tooo much. But oh wells.
I do hope it was enjoyed!
Night!