Note: I was planning on uploading this chapter tomorrow. But decided to upload it today! So Anyways, this chapter is like a parody... or whatevers on something that has been eating me up for a while. Authors who like ya know are review whores, so me just making fun of this, enjoy!
Guest: I probably will in the future, do that kidnapping Wendy Idea!
FatalityMass: Thank you for the review! Yeah, man! I love using the verbal tics, it'a fun so I won't remove those! For a while I have beem meaning to have them bond which usually ends up with Naruto leaving Natsu in a shitty situation! But they will bond after the 7 year time skip, a lot more. Cana and Naruto, you'll see what I have in store for them, muahaha! Oh, Garra, Itachi, and Zabuza.. dude, I have some good stuff planned out for them in the future! So look foward to that. My OC characters... I actually so far have got one in mind and they'll be one of the main character in the following arc. So yeah! Lol TBH, I was gonna introduce Wendy to Naruto way before she joined Fairy Tail, I was gonna do just as you said have em bond in a sibling way, but things changed... :D but in the future you'll see what I have in store for them.
TheWhiteDragon1993: Uh, Nope, not really. If he does then he's good at hiding it ;)
Jesus Man: That's a good idea! I can so picture that! LOL, I might just do that, thanks!
JelloJelo: Man, I know, and sometimes it bugs me, I usually figure the readers know where in the Fairy Tail timeline plotline I'm at, haha.
Lednacek: I apologize: I feel as if the fight was not one of my best writing moments: Hopefully, I get better at stuff like that! :D
Mahesvara Yotsuba: Hmm, I can't picture the Naruto in my story settling down, I feel as if he wouldn't have as many adventures if he were to join Fairy Tail or any guild forever, but I do plan on having him be part of the GmG arc ;) It's one of my favorites!
Dbzsotrum09: No, she did not die, she ended up living and looking for Edo Naruto, because she loved him. She never found him, but never lost hope that Edo Naruto would return to her, Naruto burned his counterpart for she wouldn't find out her love was dead, ya know? To not be heartbroken... I was gonna do an Edolas epilogue.. but eh, who knows Naruto might end up drunk and in Edo' once more.
VivaLaMaximo: You'll have to keep reading ;) I'm pretty sure some people will figure out what I'm gonna do with Naruto and regarding him being in a guild! But glad you liked the fight! Yeah, I couldn't help but finish off Edo Kurama xD like that!
Well, with that said! Thank you to everyone who reviewed! Love all of the reviews like usual! xD
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto or Fairy Tail!
Chapter 40: 1,000 Reviews!
It had been a long week, ever since the blonde got back from Edolas he had no work, no work meant no money, and no money meant no food, so the blonde was starving like a dog! The blonde was walking around Magnolia, the more he smelled food and saw food the more he wanted to rob a bank!
"Ughh, I'm so hungry..." Naruto groaned, as he passed two familar figures, he didn't notice them because he was too hungry to notice his surroundings, "Ugh, I need some money badly! I'll do anything for some money! I'll sell the Fairy Tail, guild!" the blonde moaned as he continued walking.
Naruto continued walking, and as he walked he saw a somall boy around 10 years old eating some Ice-cream, so the hungry blonde did what any man would do: he snatched the kid's ice-cream!
"Hey! That's mines! Give it back, jerk!"
"Oi, little kids shouldn't be enjoying ice-cream while I suffer! You will suffer too! The pain will only make you stronger!" Naruto, stated as he licked the Ice-cream, "Hmm, Vanilla!"
"Bro! Bro! That man took my ice-cream!" The kid cried, as a tough looking man, and his friends which happened to look equally tough, ran from a random food stand and towards the blonde.
"You took my little brothers, Ice-cream?! You don't plan on living, do you?!" The older brother only glared at the blonde who blinked while the older brother's friends surrounded him.
"I was just teaching him a life lesson! In fact, I saved his life! Ice-cream is bad for little whiny girls!"
"HEY! I'M A BOY, ASSHOLE!" The younger boy screamed
"Oi, you sure don't act like it! A true man takes his problems head on!"
"Grr! This guy is pissing me off! Just kill him!" The older brother growled.
They were about to charge at the blonde when Naruto grabbed the older brother by his face, and then smashed the back of his head down on the ground, "Kuku, you bitches are starting to tick me off! I'm hungry, and when Naruto-san is hungry, he gets angry fast! So don't mess with me or I'll break you, Kukuku! Leave now if you want your soul to remain in your body!" Naruto said darkly, causing them to get scared.
"Eeeekkk!"
"He's a demon!"
"Let's get out of here!"
"Yeahh, not that I'm scared but I hear my mom calling, haha!"
The blonde just ignored them as he walked passed them, he enjoyed the ice-cream as he walked, at least he got a free dessert for all the trouble he went to get it, riiight?!
Anyways, the blonde decided to head home. There was nothing much to do anyways...
When Naruto arrived to the place where he lived, the first thing he saw, was that his front door was opened! Which could mean one of two things: One: a thief broke in! Two he left the door open! Now he figured it was number one, because he would never admit to leaving the door open!
"Hmm, I need to go inside carefully just in case!" Naruto, thought as he reached the front of his door.
"What if there really is a thief inside, brat?!" Kurama, asked the blonde.
"Oi, then this thief would end up realizing they made a huge mistake breaking into my house, because there's nothing of value in that shit-hole! My fridge doesn't even have food!"
"Hehe, good point!" Kurama, chuckled as the blonde walked inside, only to blink.
"Zabuza!?" The blonde saw Zabuza on his couch, the Dragon Slayer had a laptop on his lap.
"Yo, brat! It's been a while, you do odd jobs right? Well, I got a job for you?!" Zabuza, smirked causing him to look evil, like always.
Naruto's blue eyes sparkled, "R-Really?! You're my savior! I take back every bad thing I have ever thought about you!" The blonde cried anime tears, "Finally, I get some money!"
Zabuza sweat-dropped before he spoke, "I have decided to become a writer so -"
"Wait!" Naruto interuppted him, "Repeat that one more time!"
"I want to be a writer -"
Once again he was interuppted by the blonde, "Oi, repeat it one more time, I think I heard wrong!"
Zabuza had tick-marks on his forehead, "I WANT TO BE A FUCKING WRITER! GOT IT?!"
Naruto blinked before he started to laugh, "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" Zabuza, was starting to get pissed.
"Oi, I thought I heard you... the badass, evil looking Zabuza say he wanted to be a writer!"
"I did, brat!"
Naruto blinked, "Whaaaat?! Oi, which girl are you trying to impress?!"
"None! Now shut up, do you want this job or not?!"
"Oi, Fine, fine... just a heads up: Your badass image has been ruined now, so there's no going back!"
Zabuza resisted the urge to kill the blonde and spoke, "So... I want to be a writer so, I decided to make a FanFiction story, it's a crossover between two animes, one is called: "Naruko" and the other "Ferry Tail!" I have been working on this piece of shit story for a week now, and I only have 10 reviews! I want loads of reviews... I want 1,000 reviews! So I am willing to pay you 500,000 jewels if you help me get 1,000 reviews!"
"Eh? 1,000 reviews? Why?!" Naruto, just asked.
"Remember Garra?!"
Naruto nodded, "Oi, he tried killing us, how could I forget?"
"Kuku, let's just said we made a bet!" Zabuza, had an evil glint on his eyes, "So are you going to help me or not, brat?" Zabuza, asked him.
"Oi, I already found a way to get 1,000 reviews!"
"Oh? HOW?!"
"MAKE 1,000 FAN-FICTION ACCOUNTS, AND REVIEW YOUR OWN STORY!"
"TO HELL WITH THAT! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT, BRAT?!"
"I WOULD!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY!"
"OI, BEING CRAZY IS WHAT MAKES LIFE ENDLESSLY ENTERTAINING!"
Zabuza just sweat-dropped, as Naruto looked to be in thought, as he did this Zabuza took out a Skittles candy bag and got himself some, the blonde saw this and he got an idea!
"Oi, that's it! We go beyond the rainbow!"
"Beyond the rainbow?" Zabuza, cocked an eyebrow.
"Yes! We must taste the rainbow!"
"I've tasted the rainbow! You would think it tastes fruity... but it tastes like crap!"
"Oi, what kind of FanFiction writer are you? There are three kinds: The kind that writes because they love to write! The kind that writes to improve their writing... and last: the kind that writes to get reviews! This kind of writer is known as a: Review whore! They'll do anything to get a review!"
"I'm the review whore!" Zabuza admitted.
"Oi, then go start whoring yourself for reviews!"
"LIKE HELL I WILL! DON'T MAKE IT SOUND LIKE WE'RE RUNNING A PORN SITE!"
"Oi, Doing porn is like writing a story! The more lemons you write, the more views and reviews you'll get! Add a complex plot, and boom! You'll attract attention, shit like this is what get's people going!"
"Why don't you get going to your death, you useless blonde!"
"Oi, I take it you like my idea from that!"
"AS IF! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM WHAT I JUST SAID?!"
Naruto stayed silent and thought before he spoke, "You can always write an authors note at the end of a chapter, claiming you'll go on hiatus until you get a specific amounts of reviews!"
"I tried that! It didn't work! Nobody gave a flying shit!"
"Oi, I didn't know shit's could fly!"
"GRR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
"Oi, there's only one thing to do: let's go to Magnolia's Library!" Naruto, smirked as they got up.
Naruto and Zabuza were at Magnolia's Library. Naruto was looking around, while Zabuza had no Idea what they were even doing at the Libary.
"What the fuck are we doing here?!"
"We're here to rob a fuckin bank as you can see!"
"Oh? I had no Idea I invited Mr. Sarcasm into this conversation!"
"Oi, yet here I am!"
The blonde continued looking around, until at last he found what he was looking for: he had found a kid in glasses reading some FanFiction Stories at the library's computer.
"Oi, go over there and tell that kid to read and review your story!" Naruto pointed, at the kid.
"That's why we're here?! To ask people to review my story?!"
"Oi, if you knew the answer to the question, why did you even ask in the first place?!"
Zabuza just growled, before he and the blonde walked towards the kid with glasses.
"Yo, Kid!" Zabuza, spoke as the kid turned around, only for the kid's face to lose color when he saw Zabuza, the water dragon slayer, was trying his best to smile, but it turns out his smile was sadistic and scary looking, "Review my story!" Zabuza handed the kid his laptop.
The kid instead of hearing that heard, "Kuku, review my story or die!"
"Eeek! I will just don't kill me!"
"Why would I kill you?" Zabuza just asked.
"Kuku, I'll kill you in the most painful way possible!" Was what the kid heard instead before, he handed Zabuza his laptop and ran away.
"What the fuck just happened?!"
"OI, YOU SCARED THE BRAT!"
"HUH? NO I DIDN'T!"
"YES! YOU DID! HE LOOKED LIKE HE CRAPPED HIMSELF!"
"I'LL MAKE YOU CRAP YOURSELF!"
"OI, GO GET PLASTIC SURGERY THEN COME BACK!"
"Hmph, I'm just going home, thanks anyways kid!" Zabuza, sighed as he walked away, leaving a thoughtful Naruto behind.
The next day, Zabuza and Garra were at a cafe, both were logging in, into Zabuza's fanfiction account.
"Kuku, get ready to pay me my 3 million jewels!" Zabuza smirked.
"Hmph, I highly doubt Naruto did it!"
"Oh, he did it alright, did you not remember what he said on the streets?"
Flash Back.
Garra and Zabuza were walking in Magnolia, they were talking when they heard a familar voice, "Ugh... I'm so hungry... ugh, I need some money, badly! I'll do anything for some money! Even sell the Fairy Tail, guild!" both turned to see Naruto walk past them.
Garra spoke, "He's so desperate for money, should we help him?"
Zabuza smirked, "I have a better Idea, I am willing to bet Naruto is capable of doing 1,000 fan-fiction account's just to review my story 1'000 times just for money!"
"Hmph, he's not that desperate for money!"
"Oh? Wanna make a bet? If I'm right you give me 3 million jewels, If I'm wrong I'll give you 3 million jewels!"
"Deal!"
Flash Back Ends!
"HOLY HELL! 1,010 REVIEWS!" Zabuza and Garra were honestly surprised, they even read some of the reviews:
Uzumaki-Sama: Loved the story, update soon!
MangaLoverNaruto: Super!
NarutoIsBaws: Lmao!
UzumakiLovesManga: Your spelling and grammar sucks more than a Russian slut!
NarutoDemandsPay: This is your 1,010th review, so deposit my 500,00 jewels into this bank account number: 6969-6969-69, nice doiiing buisness bitch!
"Well, shit..." Garra, was sweating.
"Pay up, muahaha!"
"Fine, Fine!"
"Muahaha! Easiest 3 Million ever!"
A few tables away, Naruto Uzumaki was smirking, no - it was the easiest 500,000 he had ever made.
"Brat! I already did the 1,000 fanfiction accounts and reviewed the same shitty story 1,000 times, why do I have to buy you dessert!?" Jiraya, the toad sage asked the blonde.
Yes, It was Jiraya who reviewed the story not Naruto.
"Oi, do you want Tsunade to see the naked pictures you took of her?!"
"N-No! Anything but that, haha, I still wanna live!"
"Then buy me food!"
"Aye!"
Naruto just continued smirking: Making Easy Money Was The Best!
Note: Hope ya enjoyed! I've seen authors all over the place be review whores, and I'm like reaaallly? They want a fuck load of reviews than update like once a week or month, hell most of the time the story sucks! Some even go on haitus til they get a certain amount of reviews, like really? Goshhh writing is more than just reviews! So yeah, This filler was inspired by those authors, so thank them.
XD I had fun writing it, so gimme feed back and tell me what ya think.
Or else I'll go on a 1 month Hiatus
Muahaaha! Jk, but yeah xD have a good night.