You're joking…right?

A/N: Luckily I have the weekend to work, and for you guys another chapter. Also I may or may not take a break once I fully take up manga drawing and get the stuff I need, anyway on with the story.

Shadow's POV

Hearing the alarm shut off before I could even move, I cracked open one eye to be met with childish blue orbs. Letting out a sigh, I sat up, asking, "Sponge…thing, how'd you get here?"

"When Pat and I were going through the bottom of Sandy's closet, we found her transporter. So we came here to visit." He explained, innocently smiling.

I nodded briefly, saying, "Just don't touch anything and tell tubby to stay out of the kitchen."

"Don't call him tubby, he hates that." Sandy intervened, causing me to wonder how long she was awake. "Also, I need to talk to you about something important."

Taking a hint, the sponge left only to stand by the door and eavesdrop. Ignoring him, I said, "Please tell me you didn't set your tail on fire again."

Holding her tail, she replied, "I told you it was an accident, but I have good news."

"What?"

She smiled, answering, "We're gonna be parents."

Feeling my heart beat faster, I looked at her astonished. 'Aw, wait does this mean I'll be an uncle?' Mephiles inquired, manifesting himself between us.

"I guess since you aren't…"

He interrupted me, by exclaiming, 'This is the best day of our lives!'

I nodded in agreement and got up only to be tackled halfway across the room by the sponge and starfish.

"I still wonder how the baby gets inside." Patrick blurted, causing me to blush while Sandy hid her face in a pillow. Pushing them away from me, I led them out and later got dressed.

Normally I'd stay home on my days off, but at least I have something important to do. Transporting myself to Texas, well specifically the state's prison, I entered and went to cell 16. Somehow this is becoming a routine. "Let's just get this over with." I murmured, making eye contact with the two males.

"This is your fault, if you would've just stayed out of the way, I wouldn't be here."

"Actually, you wouldn't be here if you weren't gluttonous and tried to kill me." I replied calmly, glancing at the older male.

"I thought she'd visit me. Well, I'll be able to see her once I leave this damned place. How is Sandy, by the way?" He asked, smiling lightly.

Crossing my arms, I answered, "She's well, a bit under the weather. Why are you here anyway?"

"I messed with her in the worst way. I can't say I feel devastated, though." He replied as his brown eyes flickered.

I nodded and looked in their same colored eyes, saying, "If you get out, do not come near her, understood?"

"Sure, but don't underestimate us, Shadow." Calvin retorted, snaking his hands through the bars.

I sneered and left, getting an odd feeling in my chest. By the time I unlocked the door, it was already dark and the visitors were sleeping on the couch. After changing, I slid in next her, a bit worried about becoming a father.

A/N: Sorry if this chapter is short, it was going to be a cliffhanger but I changed it. Anyway, I own nothing. Review please.