Important Note: Yo, Since I said I would probably make a 1,000 review special if I got a good Idea I would - and well a FanFiction user named Guest game this idea, I don't know who you are or what Guest you are but thank you!

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE STORY AT THE MOMENT! IT IS A 1,000 REVIEW SPEICAL! NEXT CHAPTER I WILL CONTINUE FROM LAST CHAPTER!

ANOTHER WARNING: This chapter will contain Gintama Elements! There will be breaking of the fourth wall... A lot?! There will be parodies of other animes, western movies, and possibly T.V shows! So just a heads up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own Fairy Tail - In fact I do not own the animes, movies and other stuff that are introduced in this Chapter!

Chapter 53: 1,000 Review Special!

"Where am I?!" Naruto asked, while blinking, he was currently in a completely all white room.

"We're all here because we need to talk! We need to have the talk!" Naruto turned, to see Erza Scarlet along with other members of Fairy Tail in the all white room.

"The talk?! I already had the talk! Oi, my parents gave me the talk a long time ago!"

"Not that Talk but this Talk! The Talk that will decide the fate of this story!" Gray, told the blonde.

Naruto just blinked, "Oi, what are you babbling about?!"

Lucy sighed before she spoke, "This story has finally reached over 1,000 reviews! Any writer would take pride in that, any writer would be proud of that... However, we need to change a lot of things to attract more reviewers and readers!"

Naruto blinked, "Oi, What do you mean "we" need to change a lot of things?" You need to change! I am the most epic main character ever! I am the center of this story!"

"Exactly! We need to focus the story more on other characters! Me for example!" Gray smirked at the blonde, "You're pretty much a shallow character, with no back story behind the way you act! You have no sad past you pretty much only want to read Manga and be lazy... That is boring!"

"I agree with Gray, so I will be the main character!" Erza stated.

"Hey, what am I? Chopped Liver?! I'm going to be the main character!" Natsu told Erza and Gray.

"I should get a shot at it! I rarely get any screen time!" Lucy added her two cents.

"Lucy! You're too ugly, nobody wants an ugly character! I Happy will be the main character! Everyone loves talking cats that fly!" Happy told everyone.

"Oi, Oi I will remain the main character! I am the main reason we even got 1,000 reviews!" Naruto said in a matter of fact tone, "What we need to do is change the title! Anti-Hero?! What kind of lame title is that?! We will change our title to FullMetalOneDragonPieceBleachBall! That's a better title and it'll attract a lot more readers!"

"THATS A BUNCH OF ANIME AND MANGA TITLES MIXED TOGETHER!" Lucy and Natsu yelled in sync, "There is no way we can do such a title! Its so misleading too! It will only anger people! We will even lose readers!"

"Err, The story should be called The Adventures of Erza Scarlet!"

"Like hell it will! It'll be named: The Ice Mage of Fairy Tail!"

"How about Dragon Balls?! Everyone loves Dragons and Balls!" Natsu stated.

"I think we should go with "King Happy Gets A Lot Of Fish And Lucy Becomes His Slave!" Happy gave his idea.

"That's too of a long title! And why do I have to be your slave?!" Lucy snapped at Happy while she glared at him.

"Natsuu! Lucy is making ugly faces!" Happy told Natsu as he hid behind the pinkette.

"The Story Title will be: The Celestial Mage of Fairy Tail!" Lucy said while smirking, "Adding "Of Fairy Tail" at the end of a title is cliché but people love it! We will get readers like this!"

Before anyone could say anything Juvia popped up, "No, No, No! Juvia knows a good title that everyone will love! The new title will be: 50 Slaps By Gray!" Juvia said with hearts in her eyes.

"50 SLAPS BY GRAY?! WHAT KIND OF SHITTY TITLE IS THAT?! OI, WE WON'T NAME THIS STORY AFTER YOUR FANTASIES ABOUT GRAY!" Naruto yelled at Juvia before he sighed, "All of your titles are shitty! They are too long and they won't help us get reviews!" Naruto stated.

"Your title wasn't any better!" Natsu yelled at Naruto.

"It was a rippoff of many popular Manga and Anime!" Erza agreed with Natsu.

Naruto smirked, "Oi, I came up with an even better title! One that will get us more reader and reviewers, kukuku!"

"What would that be?!" Gray cocked an eyebrow.

"Juvia still says we would name it 50 Slaps of Gray!"

"Like hell it'll be named that!" Gray yelled at Juvia.

"The new title will be: Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze: The Afterlife!" Naruto smirked while he told everyone.

"T-There's already a story called that! We can't copy the story title of another Author! We could get in trouble for that!" Lucy stated.

Naruto's smirk got even wider, "That story has 4k reviews! If we change the title of this story to that - people will think this story is that story - so they will click on this story by accident! Once here - they will read the story and by half way through the chapter they will realize they have clicked the wrong story! But then it'll be too late and they'll be addicted to this story!"

"That's too risky!" Erza told the blonde, "And it has many faults! We cannot change the title to that!"

"Oi, sometimes you have to take risks!"

"I don't care!"

"Naruto No Basket!" Naruto suddenly said, "The title will be Naruto No Basket then!"

"This story isn't even about basketball!" Natsu told Naruto, "Heck! What is this story even about?! What is the plotline!?"

"Yes! One of the things this story lacks is a plotline, a goal.. Something the readers can relate to! We need to add a goal!" Erza stated, while looking thoughtful. "The story so far has relied on humor, parodies and gags to keep readers! But this won't always work! We need a backup plan!"

"The story can be about collecting Seven Dragon Balls that makes a dragon appear and the dragon grants us one wish!" Natsu stated, "It has a goal and dragons!"

"Flamebrain! That's just stupid!"

"Oh yeah? Snowball! Got a better Idea?!"

"As a matter of fact I do!" Gray smirked, "Titans... We add Titans to the story! We also change the title to "Attack Of Titans!" The goal of the story will be to wipe out 50 meter titans that threaten to wipe out humanity!"

"That sounds oddly familiar..." Lucy sweat-dropped.

"Juvia knows a better goal! Juvia knows what readers like: and readers like Romance! So the story can be about a Maid who goes to an all boys school! One day one of the students finds out she works as a maid - so in order for him to keep his mouth shut - they make a deal - a deal that he must use and abuse her! I can be the maid and Gray-Sama the popular student!" Juvia said while looking at Gray with hearts in her eyes.

"I RATHER DIE!" Gray yelled at Juvia, "Use and Abuse?! In your dreams!"

"You guys are just ripping off manga! We need something more original!" Lucy told everyone, "Women in Black... The story can be about an organization named Women In Black - they hunt for mythical creatures like Dragons or Aliens! But the twist is instead of wearing black suits - we will wear white suits!"

"Oi, you just ripped off Men In Black!" Naruto said before he sighed, "You want a goal for this story?! The Goal Will be... Will be.. About two brothers - one loses and arm and the other becomes invisible so he has to wear a metal suit - the two dream to become the Pirate Kings Of Soul Society by going after 7 Dragon balls that grant you a wish!"

"NOTHING ABOUT THAT IS ORIGINAL!"

"WHO CARES?! THE READERS WILL NEVER KNOW!"

"YOU HAVE NO SHAME DO YOU?!"

"Quiet!" Erza yelled at everyone, "I realize... Why are we trying to change the story?!"

"Oi. To get more reviews!" Naruto replied.

"More readers!" Natsu said.

"More follows and favorites!" Gray told her.

"We want the story to be more appealing!" Lucy said as well.

"That does not matter! We have been blind... What's the point of getting more reviews or Favorites if you're going to be a sellout?! We don't need to collect dragon balls - or become the pirate kings - or even change the title! As long as we have the power of friendship it does not matter! As long as the author enjoys writing it doesn't matter - a good writer writes about what he wants not what others want! So nothing needs to change!" Erza told them everyone.

"You're right..." They all agreed.

"So thank you..." Lucy began speaking, as she smiled.

"To everyone..." Natsu grinned and bowed.

"That has read or reviewed..." Gray bowed as well.

"This story... you guys are all amazing!" Erza smiled.

"Juvia loves you all! So Ship Gray-Sama and I to the author in the review section!"

Everyone turned to Naruto who was picking his nose in a bored matter.

"Don't you have anything to say to the readers Naruto?" The Fairy Tail members asked the blonde.

Naruto blinked before he spoke:

"Oi, nonefat yogurt is evil!"