Naruto Uzumaki was laying down on a couch, he was reading Manga and eating potato-chips happily, "Ah! Finally! This story is no more! No more playing hero, no more character development - no more grand magic games! It's a good thing the author decided to drop this story!"

"WHAT?! WE'RE BEING DROPPED?! I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND IGNEEL!" Natsu Dragneel suddenly crashed into Naruto's apartment.

"Oi, all good things must come to an end - but in this case - I'm glad the story is ending! It was a shitty story!" Naruto told Natsu.

"The author can't just end the story like this!" Lucy walked into the apartment, "There Is still so much to do! This must be some kind of joke, right?!"

Naruto shook his head, "Oi, this is no joke! Who'd play such a joke on their fans?! Who'd play with a fans feelings like that?! This is no joke, say goodbye!"

"Yeah right!" Gray popped up, smirking, "Everyone knows this is a joke - it's an April Fools Joke! The story won't end like this!"

"Stripper is right! The story won't end like this!" Natsu agreed!

Lucy nodded, "I still have to show my skills during the Grand Magic Games!"

Naruto sighed and spoke, "Oi, I'm going to be straight with you all, this is the end. The author decided to make this chapter during Apirl Fools for he could make the fans think its an April Fools joke when in reality this is the last chapter, LordDeuce hasn't even updated the story in a week!"

"S-So this is really the end?!" Lucy stuttered, "It can't end like this!

"Oi, Blondie better start applying for a part-time job at Walmart - or maybe Hooters!" Naruto told Lucy while he picked his nose, he was looking at her boobs.

"Like hell I will, pervert!" Lucy glared at the blonde.

"So if you're reading this unfollow and unfavorite! This story is finished! I REPEAT THIS STORY IS FINISH!" Naruto yelled.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE STORY LOSE FOLLOWS AND FAVORITES! WE'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS!" Gray yelled at Naruto.

Naruto just blinked, and shrugged his shoulders. "Any last words you guys?" Naruto questioned Fairy Tail members. They all shook their heads dejectedly and walked away.

Naruto just stood there.

"..." Silence.

"..." More Silence.

"..." Even more Silence.

"Oi! Author just end this story already! I want to go scam others as my part-time job!"

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"..."

"Oi! I get it! You want me to say a last chapter speech since I'm the main character?!" Naruto sighed, "I guess it can't be helped!"

"..."

"Oi, listen up! Never be a hero! The pay sucks! You have to risk your life for shitty reasons! You don't even get benefits like free healthcare or massages or free-food, or even tickets to go relax at a resort! Heroes don't rest! Everyone expects them to do everything, so don't be a hero! Live life selfishly! Lie! Steal! And pay no taxes, JUST DO IT!"