Note: So here I am with chapter 56, hopefully a lot longer than the last! Thank you for your suggestions on the GMG, I might not bring in Naruto characters besides one or two because the GMG are already filled with a ton of different characters and I probably wouldn't be able to keep up.

Another thing don't expect the GmG to be exactly like the Anime/Manga. I'm gonna do some shit differently, but anyways GMG won't be happening for a few chapters as I want Naruto to bond with Fairy Tail, so yeah!

Thank you for the reviews! Most of the questions that were asked, are questions that will be answered this chapter or in the next few! So enjoy!

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Chapter 56: Why Are You Human?

There was awkward silence! Like the type of silence there is when someone farts or says a bad joke. No one dared to speak as they stared at Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki who were now feet away from their son: Naruto Uzumaki. The blonde looked shocked for a split second before his facal expression looked bored.

"N-Naruto..." Kushina had tears rolling down her cheeks, while she slowly walked to her son who looked bored. One would wonder what he was currently thinking. Was he happy? Sad? Excited?

The blonde just stood there looking at his mom and dad. "Oi! What the fuck should I do?! This is so awkward! Should I hug them?! What should I say?! Should I kiss them?! Oi, this feels weird! It's been a few months since I've seen them! But to them it's been seven years! They look older! Why is the mood in this guild silent?! Someone break the silence! I'll give you manga!" Were the blond's thoughts while his mom now stood in front of him.

The blond was about to open his mouth to speak - but froze when Kushina hugged him all of a sudden. He could feel her warmth, and her tears wetting his shirt.

"Shhh... You don't have to say anything Naru-chan... I know moments like this can be awkward for you... I know you don't know what to do in situations like these... I'm just glad you're alive... I've missed you... We've missed you... I love you.. You're my pride and joy!" Kushina cried into the blond's shoulder, while Minato looked at them and smiled.

The blonde just stayed silent - before pulling his moms face up for she could look at him, they were looking at each-others eyes for half a minute before Naruto smiled at her. It was a smile that made her heart melt - it made her happy to see her son's dazzling smile.

"That smile are the only words I need..." Kushina smiled at him, while more tears rolled down her eyes.

"D-Did he just smile?!"

"The most Heartless Man In Fiore just smiled? Is it the end of the world... Am I dreaming?!"

"I never thought I'd see him of all people smiling.."

"Haha, I think his smile was pretty cute!"

"That man... Has he changed?"

The guild members of Fairy Tail spoke to each-other about what they had witnessed. The blonde just ignored them while Kushina grinned, "Alright! Let's party!" While wiping the tears off of her eyes and cheeks.

"Hell yeah!" Everyone cheered, while the party in the guild started once again.

The blond turned and was about to head over to Mirajane but stopped when he felt his mom grab his right arm and then she started hugging it super tight, "I'm never ever letting you go, believe it!" She told the blonde who sweat-dropped.

"Oi, let go! I'm not five years old anymore!"

"No! I'm scared that if I turn my back on you - you won't be there when I turn around again, I won't ever let you go Naru-chan!" Kushina told him with fire in her eyes.

"Oi, dad! Do something!" Naruto turned to Minato.

"Haha! I'm afraid but you're on your own... Once your mother makes up her mind not even the gods could stop her," Minato stated, causing Naruto to groan.

"Come on! Let go! I won't leave!" Naruto said, while trying to pull away from his mom.

"Never!"

"I'll give you my favorite Manga!"

"I don't read Manga!"

"Oi, bullshit! It was you who introduced me into the world of Manga - you read me my first Manga and gave me my first Manga on my birthday!" Naruto said as he kept pulling away, "I still have it too!"

Kushina froze, "R-Really? You still have that Manga?!" Naruto nodded at her causing her to smile, "That makes me really happy..."

"Happy enough to let go of me?!"

"Nice try but no sweetie!" Kushina held unto his arm even tighter.

Naruto groaned at this... right when he was about to lose hope, Mirajane decided to save the blonde from the clutches of his mom!

"Kushina-chan, I was wondering if you can teach me how to make your special Ramen?" Mirajane asked Kushina, "I want to learn the recipe for I can make an entire batch for the guild!"

Kushina grinned at this, "Of course! Ramen is the food of the gods! Lets go to the kitchen!" and just like that, the red haired woman forgot all about the blond, and took off to the kitchen.

Naruto sighed in relief before grinning at Mirajane, she blushed slightly before winking at him, and with that she followed Kushina to the guild kitchen.

"So... How are you?!" Naruto turned to his dad who had spoken, "You already know this... But your mother and I really missed you... It made us feel like failure as parents... You dying before us..."

The blue eyed blonde stayed silent for a full minute, after the minute he spoke, "I won't be dying before any of you, you can't count on that, blondie!"

"Haha! Glad to know..." Minato smiled at the blond, "Your mom and I actually adopted two young Dragon Slayers while you were -"

"Stingy-bee and Rogue, right?!" Naruto cut off his father.

"Oh, you met them already?!" Minato asked him.

The blonde nodded, "I bumped into them, seems you and mom taught them a few magic tricks," he said in a bored tone.

"Yes, we taught them quite a bit... Your mother wanted to adopt them since they reminded her of you... Their smell, their motion sickness.." Minato admitted to the blonde.

"Oi, I forgot! Mom is an artificial Dragon Slayer!" Naruto said while looking thoughtful.

Minato nodded and it stayed silent, neither blonde speaking until Minato broke the silence, "Why haven't you aged? Where have you been these past seven years?!" The older blond really wanted to know where his son had been.

"I was off trying to find the One Piece but I ended up finding the fountain of youth!" Naruto lied to his father, while picking his nose.

"Hmm, he's lying... but I guess it doesn't matter where he was these past seven years... What matters is that he's here with us now..." Minato thought, before saying, "I see, so how are your wounds, kiddo?!"

Naruto didn't seem surprised that his father knew this, "They are healed." He lied once again before walking towards the guild exit.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" Minato asked him.

"I don't want to be here when mom gets back!"

Minato chuckled, "Take care, kiddo."

The blonde only continued to walk, but while he did without looking back - he waved at his dad.

"Naruto... I don't know what happened... But I can sense it... You have changed..." Minato thought while watching his son walk away. It made him smile knowing this.

Cana had been watching Naruto Interact with his mom and dad, while drinking booze. She couldn't help but keep staring at the blond - she tried looking away but no, she somehow always found herself looking at him.

"That smile of his... It makes my heart flutter..." Cana thought, while watching him smile, "I have rarely seen him smile before... he should smile more.. Tsk, Cana! You need to stop thinking about him! You're mad at him... He's a killer... A heartless man... Then why do I want to talk to him?!" She continued thinking before drowning herself in booze!

The brunette continued looking at the blond, she noticed he was leaving the guild and without thinking she got up and ran after him.

"Shit! What am I doing?!" She thought while going after him. "Why am I going after him?! Usually men go after me and not the other way around... Damn, I'll just say hi! B-But what if he doesn't want to talk to me?! What should I do..." Cana continued following the blonde.

She watched as he turned the corner at the end of the street, and she slowly turned it too, only to stop when she saw Naruto in front of a familiar looking man.

"Who is that man... I know I've seen him somewhere..." The brunette thought, while looking at the man in front of Naruto who was picking his nose.

"Well, Well... Isn't it Boxer-Sama?!" Cana heard the man say in a creepy voice.

"Oi, I'm trying to go someplace can you step away, old man?!" She heard the blond say.

"My I'm hurt, is that a way to treat a fan?! I'm such a fan of yours Boxer-Sama... When I heard you were alive I got super excited! I just wanted to meet you right there and then!" The man told the blonde.

"Oi, and I just want to get away from you!" Cana couldn't help but laugh at his reply.

She heard the man growl before speaking in a irritated voice, "You should learn to respect your elders!"

"Oi, and you should learn to fuck off when I tell you to step away!" Naruto just said, bored expression on his face, "So fuck off I got somewhere to be!"

"What place do you have to be at so badly?"

"Oi, any place besides me here with you!"

The man growled, clearly annoyed, "I wanted to come at you nicely but I don't have time for this shit, I'm going to go straight to the point! Naruto Uzumaki... Join my guild Raven Tail and crush that shitty guild Fairy Tail.. I see you have the guild mark on your neck... Leave that weak trash and join me! We will eradicate Fairy Tail during the Grand Magic Games!" The man smirked darkly at the blonde, who only blinked in return.

"Shit! I know who that is! that's Ivan! Master's Son... Laxus's dad!" Cana thought, her eyes widened. "N-Naruto wouldn't join them... Would he?!' She couldn't help but bite her bottom lip while waiting to hear the blond's answer.

"Oi, I'm the type of man who is loyal to one brand of toliet paper, I don't go on using different kinds of toliet paper, Charming Ultra Soft is what has wiped my ass for nineteen years!" Naruto replied to Ivan who only looked confused.

Cana sweat-dropped, "What is he talking about?!"

"Huh? Toliet paper?!" Ivan raised an eyebrow, "You're trying to say you'll remain loyal to Fairy Tail?!"

Naruto only walked passed Ivan, "Oi, you finally got the drift, see ya never!" The blond said while he walked away.

"Phew! I don't know why I was worried... My heart is beating super fast!" Cana sighed in relief.

"Hold on... Join me and work under me and I'll give you 50 million jewels a month!" Ivan suddenly spoke causing Naruto to freeze.

Cana's eyes widened and not just that - but at that moment she sneezed. "Oh shit!"

"Whose there?! Come out before I kill you!" She heard Ivan snap, and by instinct she turned around and ran off, "Shit! This is bad! Fifty Million Jewels?! Naruto would do anything for money! What do I do?! Should I tell Master?!" She thought while running away.

Naruto heard a sneeze coming from the corner that wasn't far away from him and Ivan, seconds later he heard Ivan yell, "Whose there?! Come out before I kill you!" The blond turned around to see Ivan heading towards the corner at the end of the street.

However, in the blink of an eye Naruto was in front of Ivan, causing him to stop walking.

"Oi, fifty million jewels a month? Now you're talking my language!" Naruto smirked darkly.

Ivan saw this and smirked darkly as well.

"Stupid Cana! Shit like this is what gets you killed! You shouldn't eavesdrop if you're going to sneeze!" The blonde thought, while looking at Ivan.

"So do we have a deal?!" Ivan asked the blonde.

"Oi, totally! But you have to pay me right now!" Naruto grinned darkly.

Ivan's dark smirk turned into a frown, "I can't pay you -"

"Oi, no deal then!" Naruto interrupted him.

Ivan growled, "Just join me! You and I are alike! We can bring Fairy Tail to their knees!"

"The only thing I need to bring to it's knees is a woman!" Naruto stated, a perverted grin on his lips.

"This is your last chance! Accept my offer!"

Naruto just shook his head and was about to start walking away when Ivan growled, "Very well then! I'll kill you here! I won't let Fairy Tail get stronger!"

Before Naruto could do anything Ivan grabbed him by the wound on his chest and grinned darkly as he watched Naruto cough out blood.

"Oh, I heard you were very wounded... Look at this... pathetic! Hahahaha!" Ivan just laughed, while blood came out of the blond's chest wound.

"Storm Claw!" Naruto quickly swung his fist at the man, Ivan quickly jumped back to avoid getting hit, only for three slashes of red lightning and wind to hit him, causing him to crash into a wall. In a flash the blonde was in front of him, blade pressed against Ivan's neck.

"H-Hey kid don't do anything stupid!"

"Why would I want to join trash when I'm on top of the food-chain?!" Naruto said coldly, before saying, "Fuck off before I paint this wall a pretty red, kukuku!" He laughed darkly, causing shivers to go down Ivan's spine.

"You won't get away with this... Mark my word Uzumaki! You will pay for this!" Ivan only threaten before disappearing. Naruto sighed before dropping to his knees coughing up more blood.

"Shit... He opened my wound a lot.." Naruto thought, while looking at the blood coming out of his chest. In a matter of seconds he started seeing blurry.

Soon he was falling foward into the street, while seeing darkness he saw a red-haired man that looked exactly like him.

"What the hell?!" Were Naruto's last thoughts before everything went dark.

"Wakey Wakey brat!" Naruto woke up suddenly to the feeling of cold water hitting his face! He expected to feel pain on his chest - but nothing no pain. He looked down at his chest and shoulder to see no wounds.

"You're welcome!" The blond heard a familiar voice speak, "Those wounds were a bitch to heal!"

The blond looked up to see an exact replica of himself looking back at him - the only difference was that the person before him had crimson red eyes and matching blood red hair.

"Who are you?!" Naruto couldn't help but ask.

"Take a guess, brat!"

"Err, Kurama?!"

"Bingo! We have a winner! Right on the money, brat!" Kurama grinned.

Naruto blinked before asking, "Oi, what the fuck?! Why are you human?! Why do you look like me?!"

Kurama only grinned!

Note: That's a wrap; was gonna keep going but I will probably update again tomorrow! 2.6k words xD longer than last chapter! I will try making next chapter 3-4k or longer! So yeah! Naruto meets Kurama once again - who happens to look like him! Whatcha think?!

Woot! Woot! Next chapter I'll probably start a short 2-3 chapter original arc ya know? Get our favorite Anti-Hero bonding with Fairy Tail!

On this chapter I brought out Naruto's asshole side and his darker badass side against Ivan to show you readers that feel like he's going softer that he isn't as soft as you think!

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