Note: It feels so weird not to put one of these at the beginning of every chapter! But anyhoo, thank you for reading last chapter - for following, adding to favorites and for taking the time to gimme a review! I really appreciate it man xD sometimes I can't believe how far I've gone with this story :) either way: enjoy this chapter!
Juusanabi No Ookami: Yes, I have plans for Naruto to meet her once again!
Johnny Fox: I will keep that in mind xD
Lol some of you caught on but the Madara part-time scene was a parody of the Devil Is A Part Timer xD which I'm glad a lot of you enjoyed!
"Boobies" is actually a reference to Space Dandy, a really awesome anime!
Madara will be coming out in the future too! So look forward to that!
So I hope everyone enjoys this chapter!
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Chapter: 59: Underground Labyrinth!
Erza and Naruto were in front of a Subway Station that lead underground, the entrance said: Do Not Enter! but they decided to enter anyways.
"Oi, I had no idea Magnolia had a Subway Station!" Naruto said, while they walked downstairs.
"There used to be one but it got shut down," Erza told him, while they entered pure darkness.
However, the darkness was soon lit up because the blond started glowing with red lightning, causing Erza to eye him. "Red Lightning? That's new... Maybe I can see him in action today." the red head thought while they continued walking through the station.
They walked in silence while Erza studied the map, until at last they reached a door where the map showed an X, without thinking twice, Erza kicked down the door to reveal a long hall.
"Oi, what the hell?" The blond broke the silence as he looked down the hall, that had many entrances on each side, "So many entrances!"
"Hmm... Just as I thought, "Erza only spoke, "I heard there was a underground labyrinth somewhere in this station, Orochimaru and Kabuto must have this place trapped, we must be careful."
"Yeah, Yeah!" Naruto shrugged his shoulders as he entered the hall, followed by Erza. They walked until they stopped in front of two doors, one was on the left side of the hall and one was on the right."
"We will take, right!" Erza said, while she began to open the right door.
"Oi, left it is!" Naruto only said, but before he could open the right door, Erza stopped him.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Erza asked the blond.
"Oi, have you not seen scary movies?! Something evil always lurks on the right side of the door when you open it, so we are taking the left door!" Naruto, told her.
"Ridiculous! We will take the right door, got it Uzumaki?!" Erza glared at the blond, "Plus everyone knows the left door is always haunted!"
"Oi, are you kidding me?! The left door is holy! Nothing ever goes wrong when you pick the left door!" Naruto, glared back at the red-head.
"That's what scary movies want you to think! The left only leads to certain death! We shall take the right door!" Erza wouldn't budge.
"Left!" The blond's face inched closer to Erza's face.
"Right!" Erza's face inched closer to his as well.
"Left!" The blond continued to say.
"Right!" Erza would not budge.
"Right!" Naruto wanted to trick Erza.
"Right!" Erza smirked, she would never fall for such a trick.
"Dammit!" Naruto growled.
"Right it is then, Uzumaki! You said it yourself!" Erza smirked at him.
"Oi, Oi, hold on boob girl!" Naruto stopped her, "We can only settle this with rock paper scissors!"
"Fine, Blondie! Winner chooses door!" Erza said while she turned to the blond.
"ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!"
Naruto picked rock, while Erza ended up with paper.
"Ha! I win Uzumaki!" Erza smirked happily, "We go to the right and no complaining!"
"Yeah.. Yeah!" The blond muttered, "The only one who should be complaining here is you, those boobs of your must hurt your back!"
"As a matter of fact they don't, so shut up jerk!" Erza snapped at the blond, while she opened the door to the right, to reveal a room, they entered it and the door behind them quickly closed, the blond tried to open it but it wouldn't.
"Oi, it won't open!" Naruto told Erza.
"..." The red-head said nothing, so he looked at her to see her looking at something at the other side of the room. Naruto eyed at what she was looking at before laughing nervously, "Hahaha, look s-some trash!"
"We both know that's not trash, Uzumaki!" Erza glared at the Uzumaki.
"Oi, y-yes it is!"
"Look at it! It's a dead body!"
"O-Oi, it can't be! Haha!" The blond kept laughing nervously, "I-It's probably one of those sex dolls, yes!" The blond shook his head at this.
"That's not a sex doll! Does it look like one to you? NO! It's a dead human!" Erza told him.
"Oi, haven't you heard?! They are making sex dolls as realistic as possible to make the experience as real as possible," Naruto nodded his head at this.
"You would know, wouldn't you?"
"Oi, what's that supposed to mean? How would you know how one looks anyways?"
"Its obvious she's a dead human!" Erza snapped at him.
"Oi, don't try changing the subject, milk producer!"
"I'm not, jerk!"
"Yes you are!"
"You're the one that's changing it by claiming I'm changing it, Naruto!"
It stayed silent for a bit after that before Naruto spoke, "Oi, it's a sex doll, I'm sure! Y-Yes! We are not involved in a murder!"
"So... That's what he's afraid of? Being involved in a murder?" Erza thought while looking at him.
"So if it's a sex doll why don't you go on and test it out?" Erza smirked at him.
"Oi, fuck that!" Naruto shook his head, "You try it out!"
"You're the one saying it's a sex doll!"
"I'll give you the money from this quest if you test it out!"
"We aren't getting played for this!"
"Fine! At the count of three we go check if it's a sex doll or a human!" Naruto suggested and Erza nodded, "At last we agree on something, Uzumaki."
"Don't get used to it."
"Hmph, like I went to get along with you!"
The blond stayed silent as both walked towards the body, when they reached the body. Erza's eyes widened before she looked down in sadness, "We are too late... This is that woman's daughter..."
Naruto said nothing, what was he supposed to say? He had no idea.
"Lets go. We need to find Lucy and Wendy quick!" She clenched her fist, "If something bad happened to them..." She clenched her fist.
Erza flinched a bit when she felt Naruto's warm hand on her shoulder, "Oi, don't worry, we're the heroes here, we have to deliver a happy ending, dattebayo!"
"Is he trying to comfort me?" Erza thought, while her eyes widened, she smiled and nodded slightly before asking, "I thought you didn't play hero?"
"Doesn't mean I don't know how, " Naruto grinned at her, before bending down and lighting up his right hand with black flames and red lightning, he touched the dead woman, and she started burning up.
"W-What are you doing? We have to take her back to her mother!"
"Oi, she will only be a burden to us if we take the body, better to just burn her up here, the closest thing she'll get to a funeral," Naruto stated, while Erza sighed. She didn't like it but the blond was right. She just nodded and they opened the door that was bedsides the burning body.
The opened door revealed another hall, which they slowly walked into, they walked on it for a few minutes when Erza stepped on a trap that caused the ground underneath her open up, revealing deadly spikes, before she could fall into the pit, the blond grabbed her hand.
"Oi, didn't you tell me to be careful with traps?" Naruto asked the red-head, while their fingers wrapped around each-other's, "You're the one that should be careful!"
"Just get me the hell out of here, Uzumaki!"
"Oi, what does it look like I'm doing?! I'm not holding your hand because I want to!"
"Then shut up and pull me out!"
"I'm trying!" The blond was struggling to get her out of the pit, "Oi, what the fuck?! You weight a freaking ton! What are you?! A goddamn cow?!"
"Are you calling me fat?!" Erza narrowed her eyes.
"If you weight a ton then you must -" The blond didn't finish because Erza punched his jaw with her free hand.
"What the fuck?! You crazy bi-" He stopped talking when he heard a loud noise behind him followed by the shaking of the ground, he turned his head slightly to see a huge round rock heading towards his direction.
The blond sighed, "Oi, now I remember why being a hero sucks!"
"You don't plan on letting me go, are you?!" Erza bit her bottom lip.
"Hehe! Of course not!" Naruto smiled at Erza, "If I die, at least I die holding the hand of a beautiful woman, I can brag about it in the afterlife!"
Erza's froze when she heard those words, she could feel her cheeks burning up, followed by a small smile on her lips, she could hear the huge rock getting closer and closer to the blond who was still struggling to get her out.
"Listen," Erza bit her lip, "You can let-"
"Ugh!" The blond interrupted her, "You really do weight a ton! What do you eat?!"
"Must be my armor!"
"Oi, this is more than just your armor, those tits of yours are the ones weighing you down!" Naruto said. They both felt the rock getting closer and closer.
"Oi, at the count of three, I'm going to pull you up with all my might, cut the freaking rock behind me or we are both going to die, I don't went to be remembered as the guy who died next to you!"
"Hmph!" Erza only replied.
1...
2...
3...
With all his might, the blond pulled Erza out of the pit, and she flew towards the huge rock behind the blond, while she pulled out her blade.
Slash!
She cut the rock in half, causing it to stop, while the two sliced halves fell to the ground. She turned to the blond who was on his back, his eyes closed, he seemed to be relaxing.
"Oi, I saved your life, you owe me!"
"I just saved your life by cutting the rock in half, we're even!"
"Oi, you wouldn't have had to, If you had been watching where you were going!"
"You could of just let go!"
"But I didn't, and I didn't want to." The blond surprised her by his reply.
"One moment he's acting like an ass and the next he's saying something sweet, I don't get him at all..." Erza just thought while looking at him. It stayed silent for a few seconds before she spoke, "Let's go, we cannot rest for even a minute!"
"Yeah, yeah." The blond opened his eyes, and he was about to get up when Erza offered him her hand, the blond blinked while staring at it.
"Are you going to accept it or n-not?!" She asked while looking away, she didn't want to meet his eyes. The blond just grinned and accepted it, while getting up. After, that they both walked in silence down the Hall, until they arrived to two doors that were parallel to each other.
One door said: Torture Room on it, while the other said: The Food Room.
"Oi, this time we go to the food room!" Naruto told Erza.
"We should go to the Torture Room... What if they expect us to go into the Food Room? That would be the obvious choice in this!"
"Oi, in scary movies shit like this happens all the time, the Food Room would be the obvious choice, so it would be natural to think we should go into the Torture Room instead... But that's what they want you to think! In reality you go to the food room!"
Before Erza could say anything the blond opened the Food Room to reveal Vulcan that looked like they hadn't eaten for days.
"FOOD! FOOD FOR ALL!" The Vulcan's shouted, before the blond quickly closed the door. After he closed it banging was heard on the other side of the room.
"Oi, I stand corrected. Torture R-Room it is!" Naruto said before he spoke, "Err, you can go first, after all women go first!"
"Don't tell me you're scared?!" Erza cocked an eyebrow at the blond.
"The only thing I'm scared of are those boobs of yours growing so large they end up blocking the sun causing humans to go instinct!" Naruto, replied to her.
"Grr, don't push your luck Uzumaki, you won't like me when I'm pissed!"
"I don't like you already!"
Erza just sighed before she opened the Torture Room, to reveal Wendy and Lucy tied down to chairs, their mouths taped up.
Erza sighed in relief, "Lucy! Wendy!" She ran towards them, and pulled the tape over their mouth's off, "Are both of you okay?!"
"I-I think so." Lucy nodded, "We're just drugged..."
"I-I'll be fine..." Wendy nodded as well, "This place gives me the creeps... Lets get out of here... Erza-san." The blue haired girl pleaded while Erza untied them. Both drugged girls tried walking but they only fell to the ground. Unable to walk.
"This is going to be a problem," Titania tried helping Lucy, but the blonde kept falling to the floor.
"Errzzaa, carry me, haha!" Lucy giggled, while trying to get up.
"Me tooo, give me a piggy back ride!" Wendy clapped her hands.
"Well, Well... Two little mice seem to have wondered into the snake's territory!" Erza and Naruto turned to their side to see Orochimaru and Kabuto both smirking.
"Orochimaru! You'll pay for this!" Erza snapped at the man, "Using people for your little experiments! Almost hurting my friends?! You won't get away with this!"
"Oh, my dear, you're the one that won't get away with this... You're in my territory!" Orochimaru smirked, "None of you are going to get out of here alive, Kuku!" The Snake Man, in the blink of an eye was in front of Erza, her eyes widened, but she quickly jumped backwards.
"Naruto! I want you to take Lucy and Wendy and get out..." Erza growled at the blond, "I'll hold both of them off! It is better for one to die than all four!"
"My, how heroic, Kukuku!" Orochimaru laughed at Erza.
The blond looked at Lucy and at Wendy, and back at Erza while running his hand through his hair. They couldn't fight with a drugged Lucy and Wendy getting in the way, which meant one of them had to take them to safety.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto just yelled, while a clone of him popped up. The clone ran towards Lucy and Wendy and grabbed them before it headed towards the exit of the room.
"You're not getting away!" Kabuto yelled, while appearing in front of the clone.
Only for Naruto to appear behind Kabuto, he grabbed the man by the back of his head then brought him forth and smashed it down on the ground.
"Thanks boss!" The clone said, before moving out the way and out the room.
"Oi, bastard! Its been a long time!" Naruto told Kabuto, "LET ME SAY HELLO!"
SMASH!
He smashed Kabuto's face on the ground repeatedly, until Kabuto suddenly disappeared and reappeared besides Orochimaru.
The blond walked towards Erza and both stood side to side, parallel to them was Kabuto and Orochimaru, who would be attacking any time now.
Naruto only grinned:
"Foursome time!"
While both Duo's charged at each-other.
I'm sleepy so yeah! Next chapter we have a fight xD err, how were the Erza and Naruto moments? I don't think they were the best but yeah! Tell me what you thought about this chapter! Good? Bad? Eh?! Leave a lengthy review if you can/want. No pressure.
XD goodnight.