Challenge: Muggle Horror Movie Challenge

Noises in the Night

Crrreeaakkk.

There it is again! No, I'm hearing things… it's not real, it's not real.

BANG!

Aahh! What was that?! That was a definite noise! I'm investigating… wand in hand… pull the door open quietly… take quiet steps…

Crrreee—

Get off the creaky floorboard! Don't alert the intruder to your presence… that's it… nearly at the door… why are they always in the kitchen? Door… quietly… KNIFE!

"STUPEFY!"

"AAHH! PROTEGO! Dammit, Severus! What the hell are you doing?"

"I thought you were a knife-wielding maniac, Hermione."

"No, I'm your knife-wielding wife! That's it—we're not watching horror movies before bed ever again!"