Zombies
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He knew he should never have let his precious Hermione marry that dungeon bat! Now look at her—vacant eyes, unhealthy pallor, hair—well actually the hair looked the same as ever. He could see blood and gore dripping from her mouth, running down onto her clothes.
He watched as she walked up the path, arms outstretched before her, and calling out in a deep voice, "Brains! BRAINS!" The children in the yard screamed and scattered before her.
She was at the door. Ron stood behind it, wand at the ready. "I have come to suck your blood!"
"That's my line, darling." Snape came into view dressed as a vampire.
"Oh well, Happy Halloween anyway," Hermione greeted with a smile and a shrug.
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