Note: So I decided to write this mini chapter on Madara Uchiha, the GMG arc won't start until next chapter. But anyways this chapter was inspired by a guest reviewer so credit to you mate!

On a different note, the term Madao will be used in this story and Madao basically means "Good for nothing old man or "uncool good for nothing old man" so to those who have watched Gintama already know this. So enjoy this chapter :) I'll try to add humor as well as deepness to this chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fairy Tail!

Chapter 64: Madao Uchiha: Road Of Uchiha!

This is the story on how I became a Madao... a good for nothing old man - Madara Uchiha.

It was another typical day for Madara Uchiha, business at the restaurant where he worked at was blooming so much. The restaurant he worked at was called Boobies: a place where you could get drunk, eat lots of food and watch boobs bounce everywhere! Life was good to Madara Uchiha because he had been promoted to Manager! Life couldn't be better!

"Oi, I want twenty bowls of ramen, and ten bottles of sake!" Ordered Naruto Uzumaki on the counter in which Madara Uchiha was currently on.

"Do you even have money?" Madara asked the blond, the Uchiha knew the blond was a dirt poor citizen who happened to not have any money on him, ever!

"Oi, of course I do!" The blond pulled out his wallet and took out fake money, "Here you go, Mada-chan!" He handed the Uchiha fake monopoly money.

Madara's right eyebrow twiched and asked, DO you have any REAL money?!"

"This is real money!" Naruto told him, "So gimme my food and drinks and I'll be on my way!"

"That's obviously fake money! DON'T TRY TO CHEAT THE GREAT MADARA UCHIHA!"

"Oi, calm your tits. Will ya?!" Naruto told him before saying,"Haven't you heard?! Fake money is now the new money!"

"Bullshit Naruto!"

"Your face is bullshit! Gimme my food! Oi, just because you go promoted to Manager doesn't make you better than me! Oi, you piece of shit! Don't look down on us dirt poor people!" Naruto said as he took out his wooden Katana and swung it hard on Madara's Cashier, it broke causing money to go flying all over the place, within seconds everyone from the restaurant was running towards the flying money, causing fights and rumbles.

"ENOUGH! YOU'LL DESTROY THE PLACE!" Madara yelled at everyone, but no one listened to him. They continued to fight and rumble as the money flew all over the place. Minutes later, the restaurant was empty, there was broken chairs and tables everywhere, the money was all gone and only Madara Uchiha was there, even that bastard Naruto had left!

The Uchiha could only stare at the damage...

He was screwed!

There was no way his boss would let him work after this!

Speaking of his boss, the door opened to the restaurant to reveal Madara's boss who looked at the place in shock, "W-What happened here, Madara?!" The boss was pissed.

"I c-can explain! See this blond named N-" Madara didn't finish explaining because his boss cut him off, "No! No! No! Don't explain to me! You're fired!"

"B-But-"

"No explanations Madara! Get out!"

"At least pay me my last pay check!"

"Fuck no! Your pay will go Into fixing all of this!" The boss shouted at the Uchiha, "So get the fuck out!" Madara sighed as he walked out of the restaurant.

He wanted to live a peaceful life, he wanted to live an honest life... that was all Madara wanted. He really wanted to punch his ex-boss but he controlled himself, he just sighed as he walked to his apartment which was one block away from where he lived. When he arrived to the apartments where he rented, to his shock the entire building was burned down, while everyone circled it.

"W-What happened?!" Madara asked one of the person.

"No one knows... the apartments just burned everything down..."

The Uchiha growled, under his bed he had a shoe box with all his money! Now he had nothing! No job! No place to live! No money! All he had were the clothes he had! This had to be one of life's cruel joke... today was a shitty day!

Destination...

Everyone in life had some sort of destination...

From Point A to Point B.

Whether it was from school to your house...

Or from your house to your job...

You had a purpose, right? The lucky ones had a purpose... they had a destination... but Madara? The Uchiha had nothing... When life left you with nothing, where could you go? When you had no friends... when you had no job.. no money... no home, who could you turn to?

The Uchiha didn't know what to do... he walked endlessly... he just walked... nowhere to go... he walked for a few hours all around Magnolia... until he reached Magnolia's park, he entered the park and walked through it, until he arrived to a bench, a bench where Naruto Uzumaki was sitting on, he had a pair of binoculars which he was using to peep on a group of women who were doing yoga. The Uchiha sat down besides the blond.

"Because of you, I have no job!" Uchiha growled at the blond.

"Oi, you should thank me! Now you have more free time to perv on women!"

"No! I have no life!"

"Oi, having a life is overrated!"

"Yeah, because you're useless! That's why you say that! I have no where to sleep for the night! I have no money! I lost it all!" The Uchiha told the blond.

Naruto stayed silent before speaking, "You need a distraction!" The blond handed him the binoculars, to which Madara just blinked.

"Why are you giving this to me?!" He asked.

"Like I said you need a distraction! Use them to perv on those babes doing yoga!"

"I wouldn't go that low, Naruto."

"Oi, when life gives you binoculars, you use them to peep on women!"

"WHAT KIND OF SHITTY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT?!" Madara yelled at the blond.

"SHITTY?! THIS PHILOSOPHY IS GOLD! OI, JUST TAKE A PEAK!"

Madara sighed and shrugged his shoulders, "I guess a peak wouldn't hurt..." He took the binoculars, and looked through them, across from him he could see women bending down to stretch, he could feel blood coming out of his nose as he watched the show.

"Yesss! Keep bending!" Madara smirked as they continued to bend. "Hey! Naruto! You're right! This really is distracting!" Madara continued to smirk.

"..." He got no reply, but he didn't care.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S A PEEPING TOM! GET HIM LADIES!" Madara quickly pulled the binoculars away to see a crowd of ladies forming around from him.

"I-I can explain!" Madara shouted, "These aren't mines! They are my friends! See - he's right next to -" Madara turned to where Naruto was sitting down to see nothing! The blond had ditched him.

"Liar! No one was sitting next to you! Get him ladies!"

Before the Uchiha could do anything a woman kicked his family jewel causing him to fall to the ground as he groaned in pain, "Y-You bitch!" He groaned as he laid there. The women ignored him as they started kicking him and hitting him with their purses.

"You pig!"

"Die!"

"You good for nothing man!"

They yelled as they beat him to a bloody pulp! After what seemed like hours, they walked away, leaving am aching Madara.

"A peek wouldn't hurt.. MY ASS!" Madara growled as hugged his hurting stomach, "I-I can't feel my nuts..." He said. Great just great! Not just had he lost his job and home but apparently his nuts as well, what else could he possibly lose? The Uchiha sighed as he stayed there..

He didn't have the motivation to get up...

He just wanted to sleep...

...and so he decided to fall asleep...

Letting the darkness consume him!

The next day, Madara was at the local store, his luck must of been changing because when he woke up he had found some money! Which he was currently using to buy a lottery ticket!

Life was mysterious, people were mysterious, instead of working hard, some people wanted to an easy life, so they placed their hopes and dreams on a ticket. That was what Madara Uchiha was doing, he was placing his hopes and dreams on a piece of paper.. some would say it was stupid and maybe it was... But Madara was desperate.

"What are today's winning numbers?" Madara asked the person who gave him the lottery ticket. He didn't want to look at the numbers until he knew the lucky numbers.

"60, 70, 80, 90, 100... The winner gets 1 million jewels!" The man grinned at him.

Madara crossed his fingers as he looked at his ticket... his numbers were: 60, 70, 80, 90, 100!

"I-I WON! I FUCKING WON! YES! LIFE IS ON MY SIDE TODAY! HAHAHA!" Madara yelled happily at the man who grinned back, "Congrats! Just head over to Magnolia's Bank to get your money!" Madara grinned as he ran out as fast as he could, the ticket clenched tightly around his hands, as he ran towards the bank, he wasn't watching where he was going causing him to trip into a rock, as he tripped the lottery ticket slipped out of his hand, and at that moment a gust of wind caused the ticket to fly away!

"No! No! This can't be happening!" Madara yelled as he got up and ran after the flying ticket!

He continued to chase it, until it landed on the floor! He sighed in relief as leaped for it, only to stop when someone stepped on it, he looked to see Naruto stepping on it! The blond bent down and picked, he looked at it and his eyes widened.

"OI, I WON 1 MILLIONS JEWELS! YES!" He yelled happily.

"Excuse me... that ticket is mine, so if you could kindly give it back to me I would appreciate it..." Naruto turned around to see Madara who quickly grabbed hold of the ticket.

"Oi, this is mines! Go buy your own!"

"I DID BUY MY OWN: THAT'S THE TICKET I BOUGHT!"

"Oi, and I'm God of the Universe!" Naruto said sarcastally.

"Give it back!" Madara tugged on the ticket.

"No!" The blond tugged back.

'I bought it! The Uchiha tugged on it once again.

"So?! I found it so its mines!" Naruto pulled it away from Madara!

"You're about to find yourself dead if you don't give it to me!"

"Oi. You don't scare me Madao!"

"My name is Madara not Madao!"

"Oi, the title of this chapter is Madao Uchiha so that's your name!"

"Just give me the ticket!"

"In your dreams Madao!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!" Naruto snapped at Madara who sighed, they were getting nowhere!

"Okay, okay! You get 500,000 jewels each off that ticket, okay?!" Madara bargained with him.

"Hell no! I get 1 millions and you get nothing, deal?!"

"HOW GREEDY ARE YOU?! AT LEAST GIVE ME 100,000 jewels!"

"Oi, fine! I'll give you 1,000!"

"SCREW THAT! That's basically nothing!" Madara yelled at Naruto, "Just give me the ticket!" He pulled on the ticket so hard, it ripped in half.

"EEEEK! YOU RIPPED IT!" Naruto glared at Madara.

"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"My fault?! You pulled on it, you Madao!"

"W-We can still fix it!" Madara changed the subject, "A little tape and it's as good as new!"

"Oi, you're right! Stay here and rot as I go tape it!" Naruto said as he started running away.

"GET BACK HERE WITH MY TICKET!" Madara ran after the blond, as Naruto ran away, he tripped causing the ticket halves to fly away. Madara tried running after them but the strong winds took the ticket halves away, the pissed off Uchiha turned to Naruto and glared at him.

"Oi, stop looking at me creepy! Your creeping me out Madao!" Naruto said as he got up and walked towards the Uchiha who said nothing as he punched the blond's jaw. The blond slid backwards and when he stopped slidding he ran forward and charged at Madara, he landed a punch on the Uchiha's jaw causing him to crash into a vending machine.

"Oi, you Madao! What are you now?! A dog?! Attacking me so sudden?! Stay there and fuck that vending machine!" Naruto said as he walked away. The Uchiha just stay there...

The Uchiha thought life was messing with him... but he now realized his misfortunes were connected with Naruto Uzumaki!

"Kukuku! I-I'll kill him! Y-Yes! I'll kill him and then take over the world! Yes! Yes!" Madara thought while smirking evilly, it seemed the Uchiha had finally snapped. He was so deep in thought he didn't notice it was raining hard, and once he did realize he was soaking wet.

He started running to take cover anywhere! He ran and ran until he found a bridge, he went under the bridge and sighed in relief as he stayed underneath the bridge.

"Life truly sucks...maybe I should just die...?" Madara thought while looking at the ground.

"Haha, you look funny!" The Uchiha turned to see a young girl around ten years old sitting down, she was leaning on a wall, while looking up at him, "You make funny facal expressions, Mr Madao!" She grinned.

"Oh, and who are you?" Madara just asked her.

"Hehehe! My name is Kagura!" The ten year old grinned at him.

"Hmph... tell... What are you doing here?" The Uchiha asked her.

"I'm waiting for someboday!" Kagura grinned at him, "What about you Madao?!"

"Just trying to keep warm.."

"You're soaking wet, Madao, aren't you cold?* she asked him. The Uchiha now that he realized it, he felt cold, he just nodded and Kagura grinned, "Come closer then! I'll help you keep warm!"

"T-This girl... she's so sweet... is she an angel?!" Madara thought as he walked towards her and sat down besides her. She smiled warmly as it stayed silent.

"So what's your story Madao?" She asked after.

"Nothing much to say... I lost my job... my home burned down along with my money... and I might not be able to reproduce due to the fact that I got kicked in the nuts!" He answered her causing the young girl to start giggling.

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, BRAT?!"

"Your life sucks so much that it's funny!" Kagura grinned at him.

"Its not funny laughing at other peoples misfortunes!"

"Haha! I know but it makes you feel better knowing your life isn't the only crappy life out there Kagura grinned at him. Madara was about to speak when Kagura started coughing hard, she continued to cough until she coughed out a bunch of blood.

"You're coughing out blood... you need to see a doctor!" Madara gasped.

"No... It's okay..." Kagura smiled at him, "I've been coughing blood for two weeks now, I'll be okay.."

"Two weeks? Is this girl crazy?!" Madara thought while asking, "H-How long have you been here?"

"Hmmm... about one month!" Kagura grinned at him.

Madara felt his heart ache, "Aren't you parents worried...?"

"My mommy brought me here and told me to wait for her... so here I am.. Waiting until she returns and takes me home!" Kagura smiled at Madara, "She promised me to take me to a firework's show too, I'm so excited!"

"She's been abandoned..." Madara looked at her sadly, "How can she still smile?" the Uchiha activated his Sharingan and looked at her organs, "This child... she won't make it past tonight... even if I take her to a doctor..."

"Madao!" Kagura interrupted his thoughts, "I want to see fireworks!"

"I don't have any... but I have the next best thing..." The Uchiha said as he got up and yelled, "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" as he shot out a huge fire ball out of his mouth and up into the sky.

"Soooo pretty!" Kagura said, "Keep shooting the flames!"

Madara nodded as he continued to shoot out fire attacks from his mouth and into the skies...

"Hehehe... I... I... Wish... I was a firework..." Madara heard Kagura speak weakly as he continued to shoot fire attacks at the sky, "Fireworks... are... so pretty... they light up everything before fading away... I wish... I could be a light... before fading away..."

"..." Silence.

"Madao?"

"Yes?"

"Please don't forget..mmmm..."

Kagura didn't finished speaking, and Madara turned around to see her with open eyes looking up at the sky: she was dead.

"I won't forget you, brat..." Madara whispered as looked up at the sky, "Kagura.. you were a firework... you lit up my world... I was about to give up... but seeing you there smile to the end... I want to smile like that to the end..."

..and that was how Madara Uchiha became Madao Uchiha... he decided he would forever be a Madao, a Madao that would light up everything in his path before fading away!

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