Note: So lemme start of with saying. Last chapter was a goddamn success review-wise. It got over 50 reviews, which as of now it is the most reviews I've gotten in one chapter xD hopefully I break the record sometime in the future! Second: this is a shitty move but this chapter is going to be shorter than I originally planned, and that's shitty because I haven't updated in a looong time and when I do it'll be short, which sucks for you all because I know a lot of you have been waiting like really waiting so I apologize... So in return I'll see if I can update this story within 48 hours of each update :) HELL if I can I'll try posting two chapters every 48 hours if I CAN!
But with this said please enjoy this chapter! I know I got questions and suggestions and thank you for the suggestions but the questions will probably be answered through the story. I'll see if I can a few of you who asked question xD but if you really want a question answered please PM me!
Chapter 66: Hidden Battle!
"You fiend! How can you possibly do such a lewd act?!" Erza glared at Naruto, who was casually sitting down on a chair, his feet up on a table, he had his hands behind his back, and he looked to be relaxing.
The Preliminary Event was over, and every member of Fairy Tail was back at the Inn the Main Fairy Tail team was assigned to, and currently everyone was partying due to the fact that the three Fairy Tail teams had passed the first event!
"Well one: because I felt like it and two: because I can, Scarlet," Naruto smirked coolly at her.
"Why you-"
She was interrupted by the blond, "What does it even matter anyways, milk mounts? The crowed loved it so you shouldn't be worried over it!"
"He does have a point," Gray added his two cents.
"What was the odd shaped blue thing anyways?" Wendy asked as she pulled out one blue dildo. Everyone within sight froze and remained speechless. Seeing that nobody was going to say anything, Naruto broke the silence! "That's a dildo, it's something Erza uses to please her-"
Erza turned red and she quickly kicked the chair Naruto was sitting on, he fell backwards and she yelled, "SHUT UP PERVERT! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! STAIN HER INNOCENCE?! HAVE YOU GOT NOT SHAME?!"
"Oi, clam the fuck down, cow!" Naruto said while getting up, once he was up he looked at Erza's eyes, "She's bound to lose her innocence anyways!"
"So?! That doesn't mean it should be ruined by the likes of you!"
"Oh? And who are you to decide who should it be ruined by?!"
"I'm looking out for her! Something you failed to do with Natsu after Igneel left both of you!"
"Oi, you want to shoot low shots, then what about you failing to protect Jellal?" He smirked at her.
Erza froze before yelling, "That's different, jerk!"
Before Naruto could say anything, they heard little giggles, they turned to see Asuka laughing at them, "You two act a lot like mommy and daddy, are you married?!"
"AS IF I'D BE MARRIED WITH HIM/HER!" They both yelled in union, causing Asuka to giggle even more.
"I think you should," Asuka smiled at them.
"Oi, and I think you should mind-" Naruto couldn't finish his sentence because Erza elbowed him.
"Don't you dare be an asshole to her!" He heard Erza whisper.
The blond looked at the smiling Asuka and smirked, "You know, you're right, I should marry her, huh?"
Asuka nodded in approval, "Why don't you kiss her to make it official?!" She chirped happily.
Naruto smirked, and before Erza realized it she felt Naruto's soft lips against her own, she stood there flabbergasted, as the blond pulled away, it was a quick kiss but she felt electricity course through her entire body.
"There kiddo, it's official," Naruto patted Asuka's head, "When we get married, I'll be sure to invite you!"
"Yay!" Asuka grinned happily as she ran to her parents while yelling, "Mommy! Daddy! Erza-chan and the blond guy are going to get married and they are going to invite me!"
Erza turned to Naruto, "I'll let that kiss slide only because it made her happy, but try the again and you won't be so lucky, understood?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," The blond only shrugged his shoulders as he began walking away.
"Naruto-san," He heard Wendy call him, but he acted like he didn't, "Are you going to be okay?"
Erza quirked an eye, "What do you mean by that Wendy?"
Other Fairy Tail mages along with Erza looked at Wendy who explained, "When i got seperated in the forest of dearh, I bumped into Naruto-san, soon after that the Akatsuki Guild attacked him... I think they want him dead..."
"Is this true, Naruto?!" Erza questioned the blond who had stopped walking.
"Because if it is, we'll totally kick Akatsuki's ass!" Natsu grinned happily.
"WHAT?! We will?! Those mages are Saint Level Natsu, they'll destroy us!" Lucy said fearfully.
"I don't know what she's talking about," Naruto tilted his head slightly and looked at Wendy coldly before continuing with his walk.
"What a stupid man..." Erza muttered before turning to Wendy, "Don't worry Wendy, Naruto can hold his own, and even if he couldn't it's not like we would turn our backs on him."
Wendy only smiled and nodded as she looked at Naruto.
The blond was walking around the city, but stopped when he saw a crowd of men circling a familair looking black haired man, the blond decided to walk over to the man and when he did he realized it was Madao - err Madara Uchiha.
"What are you doing, Madao?" Naruto asked the man.
"It's Madara not Madao!"
"If you say so Madao!"
"It's Madara!"
"Madao!"
"Madara!"
"Madara!"
"Madao!"
"Oi, see you admit it, you're a worthless madao!" Naruto smirked.
"You tricked me Uzumaki, damn you!" Madara glared at him before sighing, "And if you must know, I'm gambling, we are placing bets on the fights!"
The blond quirked an eyebrow, "You know whose going to fight who?"
The Uchiha gave him a cocky smirked, "I'm not Madara Uchiha for a reason, in fact I know who you're going to fight, and let me just say this: you're going to lose, there's no way you can win against that man not unless..."
"Unless?"
Madara smirked, "Meet me here in one hour, Uzumaki."
The Uzumaki only shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
Time Skip: Day Later!
Every guild that was part of the Grand Magic Games was at the Arena, it was the first day of the Grand Magic Games. Everyone was excited, everyone looked excited. Expect for two teams. Team Akatsuki who all had emotionless expressions on their faces and Team Hentai, our favorite blond had a bored facial expression as he read a manga. In front of them was a man with a pumpkin head.
"Let me explain how this works, everyday one member of each team will have to participate in a event followed after that there will be battles, the battles are sponsored by fans and whatnot so they get to chose who fights and with who!" Explained a small man with a pumpkin on his head.
"What?! So if you are the member chosen to participate an a event, and you're picked to fight a battle chances are that you're screwed?!" Gray asked the pumpkin
The pumpkin man nodded before continuing, "THE RULES ARE SIMPLE! YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE OTHER TEAMS AND THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS WINS THE TEAM WITH NO POINTS LOSES NOW LET'S START WITH OUR OPENING GAME "HIDDEN START" EACH TEAM HAS TO PICK ONE MEMBER! AND THE RULES WILL BE EXPLAINED AFTER!"
Every Team started talking amongst themselves expect for Team Hentai.
"Oi, I guess the grand magic games are going to be a bitch for me I got to participate in like everything, eh Kurama?" Naruto asked Kurama who was on his shoulder as stepped forward.
"Suits you for being a good for nothing," Kurama grinned darkly, "Plus what's life without a little challenge, hehehe?!"
The blond smirked as Deidara of Team Akatsuki stepped forward as well.
"ART IS A BANG!" The crazy blond haired man grinned as he stood besides Naruto, "You're mine Uzumaki, I'll make you be in awe at the sight of despair!"
"Oi I know you're a woman and all but I'm not afraid to hit a woman!" Naruto stated.
"I'm not a woman!" Deidara snapped at the blond.
"You're not?! You sure look like one with your long hair!"
"Grr, I'll make sure I kill you out there!"
"Yeah yeah, make me a sandwich while you're at it," Naruto smirked while Deidara glared at him.
One by one Teams started picking who would participate for the matches. Until each individual that was picked was in front of the Pumpkin man.
Yaegar of Quarto Cerberus was picked to represent his guild.
Beth was the woman who'd fight for Mermaid Heel.
Nulpting was the one who'd also fight for Raven Tail.
Eve of Blue Pegasus was ready to win for his guild!
Rufus of Sabertooth decided he wanted to join the game.
Lyon was determined to win for Juvia and Lamia Scale!
Gray decided since Lyon was participating he'd join in as well for Fairy Tail Team A!
Juvia wanted to Join cause Gray did too, she was part of Fairy Tail Team B!
These were all the individuals getting ready to kick ass!
"Open Field!" The pumpkin man yelled out and suddenly an entire town appeared in front of all the teams causing everyone to stare at it in awe.
"Some magic... He made a town of nothing."
"Whoa what the hell?!"
"Oh this is going to be good!"
People muttered in excitement at the sight in front of them.
Naruto one moment was besides the other nine contestants and now he was in the middle of the town with only Kurama on top of his head.
"Hehe, finally we get some action," Kurama grinned at the blond who stayed silent.
Suddenly a projection of the pumpkin man appeared in the sky, "LISTEN UP, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE! In this game you must do the hiding while also doing the seeking, you must find the other players and attack them, it doesn't matter if you're injured or not or if you use magic, you must find them and attack, landing the attack will give you one point!"
Naruto looked around him to see a bunch of clones that looked like the other members he was up against, he remained calmed and continued looking at the sky.
"Those are clones, if you make the mistake of attacking one you get 1 point of deduction, you may NOW START THE GAME!" The pumpkin man yelled before vanishing.
"So what's the plan?" Kurama asked Naruto, he was interested in what Naruto was going to do.
The blond pulled out a bottle of Sake and smirked, "We drink!"
Kurama grinned, "I like your plan!" as Naruto opened the bottle and started drinking from it, he then handed it to Kurama who also started drinking.
Yes, the ultimate game of hide and seek had begun!
Note: It was supposed to be around 3-4k words but I got lazy.. I apologize but at least I updated huh? So waddya think? Good? Bad? Eh? I'll try to update again within the next 48 hours :)
lso I was going to make up my own game for this chapter instead of doing hidden battle but I decided to do it this chapter :)
Lmao I'm kinda rusty as well so sorry xD
One last thing ... I made a story called "Boxer-Sama" and its a Fairy Tail story so check it out xD that shit is fun to write and funny to read xD and if you read it gimme feedback!
With that said goodnight :)