Title: The Fun of Severus Snape

Rating: T

Summary: Snape had a bit of fun after he left Hogwarts and fathered two children with two different women, Harry with Lily and another child, with a muggle. During Harry's third year it comes out that he and another person are related. The real shocker is, Snape didn't know. Based on the Hidden Snape's on Potions and Snitches.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's Harry Potter characters and I'm making nothing from this.

Chapter 3: Lucius Malfoy Visits

Word had spread through the entire school that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger was not only children of Professor Snape but also siblings. Harry had a bad feeling that this would bring a whole new vat of trouble upon everyone. The Study of Ancient Runes turned out to be better than Divination. The teacher knew what the heck he was talking about and he didn't act as though Harry was about to die at any given moment. The break from screaming woman was a welcome relief.

Another thing that Harry noticed since the whole 'glasses' incident was that he was able to grasp his subjects much better. Charms and Transfiguration became a breeze for him and he didn't have to write down a lot to understand what was being talked about. He decided to ask Professor McGonagall about it, but he found that she was busy….with Wood.

"His father is the Head of Slytherin and you want me to keep him on the team," he said, "Ron Weasley would be better, his parents are pure Gryffindor."

"I'm not going to have you attack Harry like that," she said, "Unless you wish to remain Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team."

"If he thinks that Weasley can do a better job, and then allow him on the team," Harry told her. "I'm not going to be around those that think that I have no business being on the team because of who my dad is."

"Harry, I'm sorry about this," she said and then she looked at Wood, "I'm not going to stand for this."

"How about I make the choice very easy for you," Harry said, a tone of sympathy in his voice. He really hated doing this, "But I resign as Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team and I'm going to ask the hat to resort me."

"What!"

"That's fine by me," Wood said.

"Into Ravenclaw," Harry added. "And I'll ask Professor Flitwick to make me Seeker and I'll show you what a mistake that you made. Anyway, the other students leave a lot to be desired."

And he turned and stormed out of McGonagall's office.

"A resorting, Harry, but-."

He was in the Headmaster's office, Hermione at his side. He had just told him what had happened.

"I can't even study without people glaring at me," Hermione said, "I want to be in Ravenclaw, the house that I should have been in."

"And I want to join her," Harry added.

"I wouldn't mind him on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team," Flitwick said.

"Fine, you both don't need to be resorted," he said, "I'll have you placed, at once, in Ravenclaw."

"Thanks," Harry said.

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"I'm not surprised that they want to be out of Gryffindor," Severus told Minerva.

"It's not right," she said.

"Hate is never right," Severus said, "Oh I got a letter from Lucius."

Minerva looked at him, her eyes narrowing. "And what does he want?"

"To see me and I don't believe it's for tea," Severus told her. "He'll be arriving in an hour."

"Do you think that Draco told him," Minerva wondered.

Severus gave her a grave look, saying, "Yes, I believe that he did."

"Great, he's going to be visiting," Minerva hissed.

"Don't worry, I have a way of handling him," Severus told her.

The hour of Lucius visit soon arrived and the blond moron came in, with his wife. Narcissa looked as though she had swallowed an egg and he figured that soon Draco would have a sibling. Severus offered her a seat and some water.

"What brings you here?" Severus asked, "Because your letter didn't tell me."

"I heard from Draco that you just told everyone in the corridor that Potter and Granger are your children."

"They will legally be Snape's within a week," Severus told him.

"I don't like this one bit," Lucius said, "You have put them under the protection of the House of Prince when it's should only be Purebloods that have that honor."

Severus gave him a look and said, "My grandfather made it clear that anyone that has the Prince bloodline is under the protection of the House. I don't believe that Samuel lied when he made that statement."

"Retract it," Lucius demanded.

"No," Severus snarled, "Got a problem with my children, then you have a problem with me."

Lucius sneered at him but then Narcissa said, "Would I deny you the right to have a child with a whore and put him, or her, under the protection of the House of Malfoy?"

"This is different," he said.

"No, it's not," she said, "I came here so that you wouldn't end your friendship with Severus. He is within his bounds to allow them to be recognized. Why are you so against this?"

"My son is against this," Lucius said, "And I want him to be happy."

"He can't have everything that he wants," Narcissa said, "And they are honorary Slytherin's! I will not have you go against Salazar Slytherin's rules."

"I was told a couple of days ago that Harry and Hermione are my children," Severus told him. "Do you know how much anger and hate that their going through just by being my children?"

"I don't-."

"Don't you dare finish that sentence," Narcissa cut in, "I fully support his decision."

"The Dark Lord-."

"To hell with the damn Dark Lord," Narcissa snarled, "He will kill Draco without a second thought, would deny you the continuing of your line. What will you do if he comes back and decides to kill our child that's in my stomach? Will you suddenly be supportive of him?"

"We all have something to lose if the Dark Lord should come back," Severus told them, "I know that your support him, but think about the child inside your wife's stomach. He cares about no one but himself."

"Fine, since I'm outnumbered here," he said, "But don't think that I won't tell the Dark Lord, if he comes back, that Harry's your son."

"Don't worry, he'll already find out," Severus told him.

Severus was personally glad when they left. Lucius was a hardheaded wizard that cared about blood purity far too much. He reported to Dumbledore what had happened and the old man was glad that nothing bad would happen to the child.

"You're going to have to put Mr. Malfoy in his place," Dumbledore told him.

"Don't worry, Headmaster, I do intend to do that."

When he arrived in the Great Hall for dinner he found Harry and Hermione at the Ravenclaw table. Minerva told him, at once, that they had been resorted. The Gryffindor's didn't look upset that they had lost two house members. Lupin looked as though he wanted to murder the whole house.

"They turned their back on them because they don't like who their father is," he said.

"Welcome to the world of stupid people," Severus told him. "I'm going to be working on your potion, starting tomorrow."

"Thanks," Lupin said and Severus knew that he was relieved that he would soon have his Wolfbane in his hands.

Severus kept busy for the next couple of weeks, though he heard from the other teachers that the Gryffindor's weren't upset that Harry and Hermione were gone. Though being in a different house didn't mean the person was gone. He shipped them the books that he had gotten from the vault and only saw them a couple of times a week. The Wolfbane took up most of his time. On Halloween he grunted and bared the thought that he would have to go to Hogsmead.

Hogsmead wasn't his favorite place to be and he only went there when Diagon Alley or even Knockturn Alley failed to produce anything that he needed. Professor McGonagall used the Patronus Charm to drive some of the Dementors away and he was happy to see that Harry was enjoying himself. He was pretty sure the child was shocked that he was being allowed to go. Hogsmead was filled with happy children, sucking on sweets, no doubt going to be a nightmare for him and anyone else.

The Gryffindor's stayed away from Harry and Hermione and so that meant that they had to wait until they were gone before they could go in. Hermione decided to go to the Shrieking Shack, which he didn't understand the appeal of.

"It's the most haunted building in Britain," she said.

"The Tower of London is worst," Severus told her.

"How about number two on the list," Harry suggested.

After they had all been bored stupid looking at an old building they headed back to Hogsmead. Most of the Gryffindor's were gone, meaning they were now hanging out at the Three Broomsticks. After Harry and Hermione had loaded up with enough sweets to keep a five year old buzzing, Severus took them to the Dark Witch Inn. It wasn't filled with students, just people that were looking for good food.

"Severus, what a wonderful surprise," a woman said. She was dressed in a long black gown that had streaks of purple in them; even her hair matched her dress. Severus saw that Hermione liked her hair. "Oh how long has it been since you graced our presence?"

"Far too long," Severus told her, "I would like for you to meet my two children, Harry and Hermione Snape."

"Oh you have children, naughty boy," she taunted, then grinned, "I'm only playing with him. Bruno, make sure they get Severus usual seat."

A very large man nodded and directed them to a table, where they sat down.

"I'll order for you," Severus told them, "Don't worry, everything here is good."

"What kind of witch is she?" Hermione asked him.

"An elemental enchantress," Severus answered.

"A what? Harry and Hermione said at once.

"An elemental enchantress," Severus repeated, "Gods, what they don't teach at Hogwarts."

"What does someone have to do to be one?" Hermione asked him, which made Severus give her an odd look. "What?"

"You have to be born one," Severus told her, "And it's not a gift that runs in families. And then you have to be trained by someone that already is one."

"That's so cool!" Hermione said, "Wish I was one."

Severus ordered their food and when it arrived, they ate. Harry had to admit that both the food and the idea of being an elemental enchanter was great. He was going to find out everything about them from what the books in the Library might tell him or that book that Severus had dropped off.

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A/N: I hope that you enjoy this chapter and thanks for all the wonderful reviews that I've been getting.