Title: The Fun of Severus Snape

Rating: T

Summary: Snape had a bit of fun after he left Hogwarts and fathered two children with two different women, Harry with Lily and another child, with a muggle. During Harry's third year it comes out that he and another person are related. The real shocker is, Snape didn't know. Based on the Hidden Snape's on Potions and Snitches.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's Harry Potter characters and I'm making nothing from this.

Chapter 8: The Strange Mind of Hermione Snape

"Are you going to be okay, Hermione?" Harry asked as they headed back from Charms.

"Yeah, I'm going to be fine," Hermione told him, though Harry didn't believe her.

He left her alone to rest and focused on getting his Transfiguration and Defense done. Unlike Hermione, he didn't have tons of classes to take and he was glad. Personally he had no idea how Hermione was standing taking all these classes without breaking. He would have broken a long time ago. He had even asked Snape how Hermione was taking so many classes, but he was tight lipped about it. Something was going on here and only Hermione and Snape knew about it.

"Hay, Harry," Luna called out and Harry saw that she wasn't wearing any shoes.

"Luna, where are your shoes at?" Harry asked her.

"The Nargles have them," she said, "They take everything, but I'm going to catch them in the act."

Harry saw a couple of ravens snickering and Harry had a funny feeling that invisible creatures weren't the cause of her losing almost everything. Harry had a feeling that Luna was being bullied. He planned to talk to Flitwick about it. Suddenly he heard screaming and Harry ran up the stairs, several ravens with him. However Luna was the one that was able to get in and then they heard her screaming.

"Move out of the way," Severus suddenly said.

Where the heck had he come from? Harry heard him going up the stairs and then, "Oh dear gods!" Harry had a funny feeling that this wasn't good.

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The trap had worked and hovering over Hermione was what looked like Remus Lupin, half-way undressed. The smell of evil coming off of it was enough to almost make him gag, but it was the eyes, dark, that would haunt him. Hermione was screaming her head off and Severus already had his wand out.

"You think that you can defeat me, wizard," it said, "You will find that I can enter anyone's dreams and drain them."

"Not my daughter, you asshole," Severus swore and he shot him with a blast of black and silver light.

The thing screamed and then vanished. The air returned to normal, not the sickness that was covering every inch of the dorm and Hermione passed out. When she awoke, he was going to have some words about her choice of affection.

"It was an Incubus," Severus told Dumbledore. "It took the form of Lupin, but its eyes are what made Hermione scream."

"Dear Merlin, not one of them," Dumbledore said, shock on his face, "But why would it take the form of Remus?"

"I think that Hermione is attracted to him, which I'm going to have a very long talk with her about," Severus said, "It got a hold of that and used what she wanted against her. Another talk I'm going to have with her."

"Don't yell at her, Severus," Dumbledore said, "At least it's gone."

"For now," Severus added, "I'm going to use all the knowledge that I have to keep that thing from latching onto another female. Hopefully it won't be back until well after Hermione leaves school."

"Let's hope that your plan works," Dumbledore said.

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"So this thing was what was draining you," Luna said.

"Yes, and now I can't even go into Defense without thinking about Lupin in that form," Hermione said, "And I'm having trouble sleeping."

"Maybe Snape can give you something," Harry said.

"Gods, I hope so," Hermione said, "Because I'm going to fail Defense if I can't drum up the courage to spend an hour in there."

Harry knew the whole 'experience' had really shaken Hermione up and he felt bad for her. Of course he had a bad idea that Snape was going to take it out on her. He didn't know why he thought that, he just did.

The note that Hermione got a couple of days later confirmed that Snape was not too happy with Hermione.

"When do you have to go?" Harry asked her.

"Tonight," Hermione answered, looking worried.

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"Come in," Severus said when he heard the knocking on the door.

It opened to reveal Hermione standing there, looking scared. She closed the door and then walked over and sat down without having to be asked.

"You know why you're here?" he said.

"Because of the demon," Hermione said and Severus nodded. "I didn't know that-."

"Hermione, your how old?" Severus asked.

"Fourteen," Hermione answered.

"Right now your hormones are running like crazy and that makes you an easy target for a creature like this. I was surprised that it had taken the form of Lupin. Didn't know that you were into wolves."

"Wolves, what are you talking about?"

"Remus Lupin is a werewolf," Severus said, "I know that he seems attractive to you, but he can kill you."

Hermione stared at him and then asked, "If he's a werewolf, then why is he here?"

"Most likely to help Dumbledore flush Black out, which is no longer needed," Severus said, "Look, I'm not against you have some kind of relationship, but Lupin is not the kind of person that you want to be with. Trust me on that."

Hermione nodded and then said, "Do you hate him?"

"He almost killed or turned me," Severus said, "But, no, I don't hate him. I hate the fact that he was used by James, Sirius, and that traitor, Peter. I hate the fact that the three of them hated me so much that they were willing to endanger the students, and me, with his monthly transformation."

"As it bad between Slytherin and Gryffindor?" Hermione asked him.

"It wasn't as bad as it is now," Severus said, "And from how the Gryffindor's treated you and Harry, when it came out that you're both my children, you get the general idea."

"So as long as they thought that we weren't related to you, we were fine," Hermione said.

"Yes," Severus said.

"That's not right, judging others because of their parents," Hermione told him.

"Hermione, there is hate, and rage," Severus said, "People do bad things to good people because they don't like who their parents are. You both have suffered from them both and I know that it has left a bitter taste in your mouth."

"It has," Hermione said.

"Are you having trouble with the Gryffindor's?" Severus asked her.

"They still glare at me," Hermione said, "But, thankfully, they have left us alone."

"Good," Severus said and then Hermione left.

He hoped that she would take his words to heart.

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A/N: Thanks everyone for your reviews, they have been great. There will be no sequel to this story as I have plans to upload some one shots that I have already gotten done. The next chapter will finally have Sirius in it. I know, everyone has most likely been waiting for it.