Title: The Fun of Severus Snape

Rating: T

Summary: Snape had a bit of fun after he left Hogwarts and fathered two children with two different women, Harry with Lily and another child, with a muggle. During Harry's third year it comes out that he and another person are related. The real shocker is, Snape didn't know. Based on the Hidden Snape's on Potions and Snitches.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's Harry Potter characters and I'm making nothing from this.

Chapter 9: Sirius Appears Back At Hogwarts

Dumbledore did the only thing that he could think of to get Sirius to finally come out of hiding, to let him know that a Ministry payout was waiting for him, and that was to send out a Patronus.

"Expecto Patronus," he said and a phoenix appeared, "Sirius, you're free. Come to Hogwarts, at once. I love to eat Mars Bars."

The phoenix vanished and he waited.

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"So did you finish your rune essay?" Hermione asked Harry as they headed for The Study of Ancient Runes.

"Yeah, I got done with it," he said, "The stupid thing was too easy."

Hermione rolled her eyes at her brother and said, "The essay was not stupid."

"To me, it was," Harry told her.

"Harry, to you everything is stupid," Hermione told him.

They had only gone a couple of classrooms when they came to face with Ron Weasley and his stupid friends.

"Well, well, what do we have here, the Snape children," he taunted.

"And why don't you leave us alone," Hermione said, "We've done nothing to you."

"You lied to me about who your father is," he snarled, "and now you spent time away from here, most likely plotting how to kill us all."

"You know, Weasley, your really delusional," Harry told him, "You know why we had to leave and it isn't centered on you."

"Bull," he hissed.

"Weasley, could you please get to class," Harry said, "Unless you want Professor McGonagall to get angry."

"Let's hex him, Ron," Dean Thomas said.

"Oh that sounds like a wonderful idea," Ron said and before Harry and Hermione knew it, hexes and curses were raining down on them and they blacked out.

When they came to they were in a room that Hermione couldn't open. She tried everything, but it seemed that you needed a wand to unlock it. Harry had no idea how long they were out, but the growling of their stomachs told them that they had been in here for hours.

"What are we going to do?" Hermione asked him.

"I don't know," Harry said, "I really don't know."

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"Severus, I can't find Harry and Hermione," McGonagall told the dark man.

"What, how long have you been searching," Severus asked her.

"Ever since the Rune Professor reported that they hadn't shown up for classes," she said, "And it's been hours."

Severus looked over at the Gryffindor table and saw Weasley and his 'gang' snickering about something. He narrowed his eyes at them and then said, "I have a charm that will help us find them."

"Thanks, Severus," McGonagall said and they both left the Great Hall.

Severus said the spell and his wand hovered in the air and went forward. They had to run to keep up with it, which caused him to leave McGonagall behind. When she finally caught up with him he was in-front of a door. The wand had already returned to his hand and he said, "Bombarda!" The door was blasted off its hinges and she watched as he was drowned in hugs and kisses from his children.

"What happened?" McGonagall asked, after all the emotional things had ended.

"Ron Weasley and his gang of stupid morons," Hermione said, "They thought that we had left to plot to attack them or something."

Anger flared up in both McGonagall and Severus.

"Their going to pay for this," McGonagall vowed, "no one harms my godchildren and gets away with it."

The venom in her voice left no doubt to anyone that she meant what she said. She then stormed back down the corridor, heading for the Great Hall.

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"Thanks for telling me, Severus," Dumbledore said to the head that was in his fireplace. "I'm glad that you both found Harry and Hermione."

"I've given them some food and put them down for the night," Severus's head said, "They should be better by morning."

"Thanks," Dumbledore said and the head vanished.

He headed back to his desk and had just sat down when the door opened. In walked, complete with Azkaban robes, Sirius Black. He looked as though he hadn't really eaten anything in days, but the look in his eyes was filled with fire.

"I got your message," he said, "Am I really free?"

"Did you see any Dementors?" Dumbledore asked him.

"No, I didn't," Sirius said.

"Peter was discovered by his own stupidity," Dumbledore told him, "I have a note here for you that you can cash in at anytime."

Dumbledore pulled it out, along with a letter from Fudge. Sirius took both of them and looked at them, tears welling up. Dumbledore knew how much this letter meant to him. Sirius sat down and Dumbledore gave him something to dry his tears.

"Thanks," Sirius said, blowing his nose. "Does this mean that I can have Harry live with me?"

"Um, that's a bit complicated," Dumbledore told him.

"What, what do you mean that it's a bit complicated?" he asked the Headmaster.

Dumbledore knew that his next words were going to make Sirius roar with anger.

"Sirius, it came out that Harry is not the son of James Potter," he said, "He's the son of Severus Snape."

"WHAT!" Sirius roared, making Dumbledore cringe. "What, he's the son of Snivellus."

"Sirius, please listen to me."

"No, he can't be the son of that Death Eater scum," he said, "I don't believe it, I can't believe it."

"Believe it," Dumbledore said, "And if it hadn't been for that Death Eater scum you would still be on the run from the Ministry. Listen, Sirius, Minerva was the one that found out and he's got a sister. Her name is Hermione and she's very smart."

"I don't care how smart she is," Sirius said, "Oh and I bet that Snape is just so happy that he took James blood line away."

"He didn't know," Dumbledore said, "So don't you dare accuse him of something that he had no knowledge of. Now, listen here. You are going to treat Severus with respect that befits a member a noble house. You're not going to put him down, in-front of Harry, because he's not going to like it. And you're going to not put down his sister. They have both been through a lot before they found out that they were related."

Sirius gave Dumbledore a look that told him that Sirius didn't like it. "Fine, I'll treat Snivellus with some measure of respect."

"Good, because he's the one that's enabling Harry to no longer have to live with his abusive family. And stop calling him Snivellus."

Sirius muttered something, but then the door opened and in walked Remus. He had a look on his face that wasn't pleasant.

"Sirius," he said, the unpleasant face vanishing for a moment.

"Remus, old friend," Sirius cried out and Dumbledore grinned as they both embraced like brothers. "What are you doing here?"

"He's teaching," Dumbledore said. "You wanted to come here for something."

The unpleasant face returned and he said, "Minerva wants to inform you that Ron Weasley and his stupid friends will be serving detention for three months."

"Thanks," Dumbledore said, shaking his head.

"What did a member of the Weasley family do?" Sirius asked.

"They, Sirius, locked Harry and Hermione up in a room and almost starved them to death," Remus said, "Or they would have starved to death if it hadn't been for a spell that Severus invented years ago. You remember the spell that we stole from him, that allows you to find lost people."

"Yeah," he said.

"Well he used it to find them," Remus told him, "And do you want to know why Weasley and his gang of morons locked them up."

"For the same reason that you attacked Severus when you were all in school," Dumbledore told him, "Because they exist. Sirius, your godson and his sister are being bullied for being Snape's. Ron Weasley cares nothing about the friendship that he once had with them. Their Snape's, their scum, in Ron Weasley's mind. He doesn't care that Harry was almost starved to death last year, during the summer that he was with the Dursley's, he doesn't care that Harry was emotionally abused, he wants to get back at him and his sister for the crime of being sired by Severus.

"A crime that is impossible to commit. Minerva is the one that alerted not only me and Remus, but Severus as well. If they do anything like this again, I will have no choice but to expel him."

"Thank the gods that Winter break is almost here," Remus said.

"Why don't you shower and change into some regular clothes," Dumbledore said, "I'm sure that you'll be able to see Harry in the morning. He's in Ravenclaw, if you want to know."

"Thanks," Sirius said and he left with Remus.

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A/N: Thanks for all the wonderful reviews and as long as you review, I keep the chapters coming.