HEYYYYYOOOOOO! I'M BACK! PLEASSE DON'T KILL ME! I had swim and school and UGH! Our schools are making us takee this thing called the park assesment, a series of really long computer tests that apparently only happen in Mississippi. Well crap. That sucks. Anyway, shoutout time!

TO INDIA (Neverendingbookz)

You are INSANELY AWESOME! And now that you have elaborated, I have read those books! You know, there is a fourth one called sinner? It is really good. I recommend it 10 out of 10. And you are SO welcome for your happy birthday. You deserve it for being one of the top fans! Your name for Umbridge was hilarious!

Finally, call me Caroline! :)

TO HEY

Yes, my friend is shameful, isn't she? I TOLD HER NO ONE SHIPS HER AND LEO TOO! BUT DID SHE LISTEN? NOOOOOO!
LOL!

TO STORMWINGSSKY

Yes, she shall get her karma...

TO AUTUMN LEAVES

Yep. Tis here. Tis awesome

IF YOU WANT A SHOUTOUT AND RESPONSE, REVIEW! BOOOOOOOM! (shakalaka)

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LEO POV

I kind of felt bad about what we did to Umbridge. Then again, I love causing trouble. And ohh, it was a beautiful sight to see.

We all walked up the staircases to the classroom. Man, those stairs were AWESOME! I cannot believe they aren't actually mechanical. I mean, moving on their own? That would be a very good prank to pull. Except with dinning tables and an open-air pavillion. I must remember to contact my accomplinces. The Stolls.

We all marched through the door to a horrid sight. "AUGH! KILL ME NOW! MY MOTHER HAS BEEN HERE! AVENGE ME!" Piper yelled dramatically. I could see why. The walls. Were. Pink. With. Cat. Plates. On. Them. No wonder she's alone.

"Piper, the anti-pink squad shall be here shortly. Please refrain from screaming until the end of the lesson. Which will be in one hour." I swear, Piper looked faint at the thought of spending an hour in here. Our conversations were interupted by a small cough, coming from the pink toad itself.

"Students," She said in a sing-song voice, "Please take your seats." All of us awesome demigods went to one table, Harry, Ron and Hermione to another. Umbridge walked up to the board and waved her wand. Curse dislexia! I can't read a thing! The toad opened her mouth again. "Please turn to page four of Slinkard's Defense Theory and begin to read after copying down the course aims." She walked back to her desk. "There will be no need to talk."

I looked over at Annabeth, who had her hand raised, hopefully to tell the toad we couldn't read or copy down, seeing as though we had no books and dyslexia. Umbridge ignored her. Then Hermione put her hand up. Then another person.

Umbridge sighed and looked at Annabeth. "Yes dear?" She asked, putting on a forced smile. Annabeth looked at her, then responded. "I am sorry, Professor, but all of us have dyslexia, meaning we can't read, because our brains are hard-wired for ancient Greek and Latin. Also, none of us have books." Umbridge stared at her for a moment before responding. "That is rediculous! Everyone can read! And it is your own fault for not bringing books." Annabeth glared at her. "The only reason we are here is to protect Harry from Voldemort. We are not here for lessons." YES! GO ANNABETH! The toad stared at her. "Let me make this clear," She said, stalking towards us. "He-who-must-not-be-named is not back! These are the rambling of a mad wizard from a delusional boy. I ..." I love ADHD.

"THIS GROUP OF DEMIGODS HAVE PROOF HE IS BACK SON!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, scaring the toad a bit, before she regained her composure. Dang, when did I start thinking of words like that? Annabeth is making me smart! Yay!

"I will not repeat myself..." Then Percy had apparently had it. He stood up and walked up to Umbridge, Annabeth not far behind. I thought she was gonna reign in Perce, but I was wrong. "WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU DON'T BELIEVE SOLID PROOF? DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE UNDERWORLD AGAIN TO PROVE HE IS BACK?" They both shouted. I was stunned. Annabeth never did anything like this. Percy did though. Maybe he was rubbing off on her...

"DETENTION! ALL OF YOU! AND YOU TOO MR. POTTER!" She finally screamed. "Detention this afternoon, right after classes.

"Too bad we can't do them." Hazel spoke up for the first time during this mess. I looked at her, and she growled at Umbridge. "We have training today. And tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that. We have training every day, in fact." Umbridge just stared at her in shock.

"C'mon, you guys, let's go." Jason muttered from behind toady. We all walked out of the room. Before I exited, however, I looked back at her and said, "Have a good day, Oh queen of warts."

On our way down the stairs, Jason finally burst. "Who does that woman think she is?" He growled savagely. "I can't stand it! Calling us frauds! HA! She would have a heart attack if she looked at even one of the things we have to face." I stared at him in shock. He was supposed to be the calm one of the group. Now here he was exploding.

"Jason, calm down. Let's go train, shall we?" Frank asked all of us. I grinned and responded by pulling out a hammer and saying, "I gotta three-pounder with your name on it."

DONE MY PEEPS! I don't really know if it turned out well. My muse needs some downtime, and a good setting. Well, more jokes an dsuch next chapter! Don't forget to review! I love all of you guys!

Yours in demigodishness,
Caroline