Title: The Fun of Severus Snape

Rating: T

Summary: Snape had a bit of fun after he left Hogwarts and fathered two children with two different women, Harry with Lily and another child, with a muggle. During Harry's third year it comes out that he and another person are related. The real shocker is, Snape didn't know. Based on the Hidden Snape's on Potions and Snitches.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's Harry Potter characters and I'm making nothing from this.

Chapter 17: Minerva's Bright Idea

"You know, I can't wait for this term to be over," Minerva told Severus after the next to last Quidditch match of the season.

"I'm going to agree with you," he said, "This term has been nothing but a nightmare."

"So what are you going to do during the summer?" Minerva asked him.

"I was thinking about taking them away from everything," he said, "I know an island that my grandfather use to take mum, before she married a Muggle and she was disowned. It still around and it will be nice to get away from everything."

"I'm going back to my manor," Minerva said, "I know that my babies miss me."

Severus knew that she was talking about her dogs. There was no way that Filch was going to allow her to bring them.

"Who's watching them?" Severus asked her.

"My Aunt," she answered. "Don't worry, Severus, she's taking good care of them."

"I wasn't worried about them," Severus told her.

"Yeah, okay," she said. "Personally I don't see why you don't get them a dog."

Severus looked at her as though she was completely nuts. "Are you-?"

"Severus, it's not going to hurt to get them a pet," she cut in, giving him an odd look. "I'm sure that Harry and Hermione could use something to distract them and a pet is wonderful."

"I don't know," he said.

"Harry takes fine care of Hedwig," she said.

"But Hermione's cat might not like another pet around," Severus protested.

"I'm sure that it will be fine," she said.

This woman didn't get how cats and dogs were. He had a bad feeling that his home was going to turn into a living nightmare.

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A/N: Sorry about the short chapter. I just thought it would be funny to put a 'Minerva's bright idea' chapter in this story.