Title: The Fun of Severus Snape

Rating: T

Summary: Snape had a bit of fun after he left Hogwarts and fathered two children with two different women, Harry with Lily and another child, with a muggle. During Harry's third year it comes out that he and another person are related. The real shocker is, Snape didn't know. Based on the Hidden Snape's on Potions and Snitches.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's Harry Potter characters and I'm making nothing from this.

Chapter 19: Exams

Even though Harry and Hermione were no longer going to Hogwarts they still had exams. They had to take them at the Ministry of Magic in order for them to be worth anything. Harry and Hermione's first one was in Divination.

"Merlin, I hope the tester is better than Trelawney," Harry said.

"Harry, anyone would be better than Trelawney," Hermione pointed out and Harry knew that she had a point.

The tester was a man name Earl River, who was supposed to be a world renowned seer. They were tested on palmistry, which Harry and Hermione had been given lessons about, Tarot, and the tea leaves. Harry was really dreading the tea leaves but he swallowed his fear and did it. River noted the results and let him and Hermione go. Both of them had an exam in Charms, which was a lot better than the Divination one. Lunch was served and Hermione then headed off to Muggle Studies to take her exam while Harry was allowed to return to Prince Manor.

The next morning was Herbology, History of Magic, and Potions. Their father had helped a great deal in Harry's understanding of both Herbology and Potions and he felt that he had a good chance of getting a good grade. Hermione was confident all around.

"Sometimes I wish I had taken Muggle Studies or something," Harry told her.

"I know," Hermione said.

The Astronomy exam was done at Prince Manor, which was less distracting than doing it at Hogwarts. When she left the House Elf, Hermione had freaked the first time that she had seen one, ensured that they got to bed. As Harry turned over in his sleep, the only thing that kept him sane was knowing that the exams would be over and his horrible year would end. They both had Care of Magical Creatures the next morning, Hermione had Arithmancy, and then both had Transfiguration. By time both were done, Harry was glad that his testing was over.

"I'm thinking about dropping a couple of subjects," Hermione told him when they got back to Prince Manor.

"Why?" he asked.

"Because the whole extra classes are driving me mad," she said, which Harry had to laugh about.

While Hermione was finishing up her exams the next day Harry thought over all that had happened this term. The Dursley's were still loose, though he intended to change that. He took out a piece of parchment and decided to write a letter that would tell the Ministry everything that had happened to him. At least it wouldn't be dissected like that mind healer wanted to do. He thought about the words that he wanted to write, then wrote:

To the Ministry,

My name is Harry Potter-Snape, son of Professor Severus Snape, and I would like to file a charge of child abuse and neglect. For years the Dursley's have abused me, threatened me with no food, locked up in a cupboard, and beaten me when I did anything that was magical. I don't want to come to the Ministry, as I don't want people taking my picture, but I want something done about them. They have no right to take care of any child, let alone someone that has lost everything.

Harry James Potter-Snape

He then went looking for Hedwig.

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"Thank Merlin its over," Minerva said when she joined the staff who all where glad that the exams were over.

"At least we don't have the stupid Dementors anymore," Flitwick told her.

Everyone shuttered at the mention of Dementors.

"I told Harry and Hermione that I'm taking them to the island in France that my grandfather took mum when she was younger," Severus told them.

"That's great," Remus said, "Though everyone is going to be pointing at Harry when they get there."

Severus glared at him and said, "If they don't want to get hexed they better not."

Minerva chuckled and said, "Ooh the overly protective father."

"Are you making fun of me?" Severus asked her.

"Of course not," Flitwick said, "She just likes to point out that you've changed since you found out that Harry and Hermione were your children."

"I agree," Remus said, "It's nice to see that you've taken up the role of being a father. Lily would be proud of you."

That made Severus smile.

He went to visit Harry and Hermione, to make sure that they were okay, when he was cornered by Alister and a girl that had to be Tonks. He had heard that she had been accepted into the Auror program.

"Come with me and, no, your not in trouble," Alister told him.

Severus wondered what was going on here.

They ended up in his office and Alister showed him the letter that looked as though Harry had written it. He sat down and stared at it. He then looked at Alister who then said, "Kingsley got the letter and thought that I should, being the head of the Auror Department, come and see you."

"So Harry finally told," Severus said.

"You knew about it," Alister growled.

"I knew that something had happened but he didn't talk about it and I didn't push it," he told the elderly Auror. "Even the mind healer can't get this information out of him."

"I'm planning on having the Dursley's arrested," Alister said, "This is enough proof to get that done."

"Do we have to be here?" Severus asked, thinking about the promised vacation.

"No," Alister said, "We'll get the memories from your son and use that in his stead. Albus told me that you intend to take him and your daughter to France."

"Yes, to get them away from all the stuff that happened this term," Severus told him.

"Sounds like a good idea," he said.

"Glad you agree," Severus said and then they both left.

Severus stayed there for awhile and then, taking his traveling cloak, he hurried to the gates to get back to Prince Manor. He was going to do something that he had never thought to do, give his son a hug.

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Harry and Hermione were shocked when their father came home and even more when he pulled Harry into his arms and embraced him. Hermione had heard that Harry had finally reported the abuse that he had suffered at the Dursley's hands and she had hugged him as well. Seeing her father doing it made it even more important.

"Alister told me about the letter," he said, "I'm proud that you finally told."

"Thanks," Harry said.

"Alister wants your memories so that you don't have to appear in court," he told Harry.

Harry looked at him and then asked, "You can get memories from people."

"Yes," their father said, "It's put in something called a pensive and people can see your memories. I trust that Alister will make sure that their given back to you when their done."

"I'll do it, if he means that the Dursley's won't be able to hurt me again," Harry told him.

"That's my boy," Severus said.

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A/N: Well this story is coming to a close. I want to thank everyone, in advance, for your reviews and followings. It's been great!