Hey Guys! It's me. Hello, yes, pls refrain from killing me! I was grounded and Track happened and yeah… Just stuff. Anyway, track ended a while ago, I won the title of fastest 2 mile middle school runner in the state, only because I was the only one who ran it. I've started watching Supernatural, and season 10 is killing me! IM DYING! Anyways, I'm so sorry guys, I just got my phone and computer back, so yay! And now I'm going to make a deal with you guys, if I get 10 reviews before Monday, I'll do a double update sometime next week. I promise. BUT 10 OF YOU MUST REVIEW! Now, READ ON MY MINIONS!

Percy: She's going crazy now…. Maybe we should run….

Me: Oh Percy, there is no escape, now who wants the blue pancakes?

Percy: MEEEEEE!

PIPER POV

Oh, today was a good day. I can honestly say I've never been happier in my sixteen years of life. And to think it was all caused by an exploding teddy bear.

After the incident of last night, with the boggart and everything, we decided to get back at Umbridge for hurting our honorary older brother.

"Frank, are you sure you can pull this off?" Nico asked, raising an eyebrow in Frank's direction.

"Please, it'll be a piece of cake. She won't know what hit her." Frank smirked. He turned into an owl and flew off with a small package tied to his foot.

Leo pulled out a small remote and punched a few buttons. "Okay, this should let us know when she's touched the thingy." he said.

"What even is that thing?" Luna, who had come with us from dinner, asked.

"Well you see my friend, this device will control the thing that I tied to Frank's foot, making it go boom, and then making things happen. Then there is a huge thing that follows, making everyone laugh, and hopefully destroy Umbridge's rep at the Ministry thing. You good?" Leo asked, eyebrows raised.

"No…." Luna said, her head tilted.

I sighed, rolling my eyes. "Basically, it's a remote that'll blow up a thing." I explained to Luna. she nodded, then glanced over at the couch were Percy and Annabeth were asleep. They looked so peaceful when they were asleep, Almost as if nothing bad had ever happened to them. Sleep is the only time when they really seem okay, at least until the nightmares come. Their days are haunted by memories from Tartarus, as well as their nights, but every so often they don't wake up in a cold sweat calling for each other. Holy crap my mother has had an awful impact on me. I need to stop. No more shipping for me.

"Finally!" Leo exclaimed, as the remote dinged. He pressed a couple of buttons, causing the remote to spit sparks and smoke started coming out.

"Uh, is that supposed to happen?" Jason asked, leaping over the back of the chair to sit by us.

"Yeah, this means it's working…." Leo muttered, twirling a few dials and pressing buttons. I looked to Thalia, Hazel, Nico and Reyna, who looked as confused as me. Suddenly, Leo jumped up. "Well, um guys, I uh, I think I screwed up a bit. You see, the thing didn't go off, so Franks needs to get out of there asap, otherwise, we'll be caught, and things will go boom." Leo ran over to the walkie-talkie he had wired up.

"Frank… Frank c'mon….. Finally dude! Get out of there! I was wrong with my calculations, something went wrong….. Oh shut up!" Leo said.

"Um, what exactly did you get wrong?" Calypso asked, glaring at Leo. He faltered a bit, glancing nervously at everyone.

"I would rather answer that in the morning…. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!" He yelled, bolting to his room.

Just then, Frank walked into the room, looking a little disheveled, but otherwise okay. Hazel walked up to him, a questioning look on her face.

"What happened? Are you okay?" She asked him, grabbing his hand.

Frank looked a little sheepish, pulling Hazel onto the other couch, "Well, I got there, set it up right, but then tripped, because it started spilling smoke, then Leo called, and as I was trying to get out, I um, ran into the, um, the door…."

I couldn't help it, I burst into tears of laughter. Clutching my side, I fell onto the ground. I noticed Thalia hit the ground right next to me, her eyeliner and mascara smeared all over her face.

"That's it, you two are going to bed." Jason said, pulling me to my feet. I grabbed his arm to keep from falling over, still laughing.

NEXT MORNING JASON POV

The next morning, we all walked out of our room only to find out that somehow, Annabeth and Percy had gotten their hands on a TV and a WII, and were playing Mario Kart. Both of them looked extremely happy, joking around and shoving each other.

"You are going down Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth said, lightly punching Percy's shoulder. Percy looked a lot better, almost as if last night had never happened.

"Pfft, as if Wise Girl, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll need to go to the hospital." Percy narrowed his eyes in concentration.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?" We all heard someone yell. Percy and Annabeth jumped so hard they knocked over the coffee table, hands fumbling for weapons. I jumped as well, only to find Piper standing behind me, knocking her over. I looked for the source of the sound, only to see a very ticked off Leo standing in the doorway to his room.

"Uhh, your room?" Percy said nervously, hand still on Riptide.

"Wait, you had a TV the whole time and never told us?" Piper questioned from the floor, eyes narrowed.

Leo, suddenly realizing his mistake, quickly changed the subject. "My look at the time, ya know, I really think we need to get to breakfast, I don't want to be late." He speed walked out the door, all too aware of an angry Piper.

"I could've been caught up with Supernatural but noooo, he never had a TV, what was I thinking?" Piper muttered. Earlier in the year, Piper asked Leo if he could make her a TV that would work at Hogwarts. Leo told her it couldn't happen, obviously he didn't want to have to listen to her squeal over Sam and Dean, (It's a good show okay? Don't judge.)

"Pipes, we'll get him later, we gotta eat." I said, pulling her up. We followed Leo out of our room, slowly making our way down. About five minutes later, the rest of out crew caught up with us, and we made our way down.

Harry waved to us from his spot at the table, motioning for us to sit down. Perce sat directly across from him, with Annabeth beside him.

"So, when should we have the next DA meeting?" Harry asked, giving us pointed looks. I glanced at Percy, shrugging. Annabeth rolled her eyes, looking back to Harry.

"We can do it tonight if you want." Annabeth said, reaching for her food. Percy, who hadn't paid attention to any of this, was already half way through his pancakes.

THAT EVENING

"Great job everyone!" Harry said, glancing around at the assembled wizards, "you have got stunning down to an art! Now, I'm going to turn it over to the half bloods. Jason, Percy?"

We walked to the front of the room, pulling out our swords. "Today, we're going over dueling. Pick a partner everyone, and grab your weapons." Percy said, turning to face me.

"The duel will continue until one of you disarms the other. One group will go at a time. You ready Perce?" I asked, pointing my blade at him. He gave me a lopsided grin, raising Riptide. We lunged at each other, slashing and stabbing, each trying to over power the other. Suddenly, I felt my blade twist out of my hand, clattering to the ground. I looked up to see Percy resting the tip of his blade on my chest.

"And that," he twirled his sword, grinning, "is how it's done."

After our duel, we called up the groups of wizards, observing their skills and pointing out things to correct on. We were about to watch the Weasley twins fight, when the door opened. And in came… Well…. A thing. A thing, wearing tea cozies, ties, and multiple pairs of socks. The thing ran up to Harry, obviously distressed.

"Harry Potter sir," It said, it's voice high and squeaky, "Dobby has to tell you, s-she's coming."

"Who?" Harry asked, looking distressed, "who is coming?"

Dobby shook his head, eyes wide, "can't say, Harry Potter sir, she has forbidden it."

A look of sheer terror crossed Harry's face. "Dobby, is she almost here?" Dobby nodded. Harry glanced around the silent room.

"Well, what are you waiting for? RUN FOR IT!" Harry yelled, running to open the door. Students poured out of the small opening, shoving past each other and screaming. I looked for Piper in the crowd, and finally caught sight of her. I shoved through the kids, grabbing her hand, and running out the door. I saw Percy waiting for us in the hallway. Almost everyone was out of sight except for us three and Harry. And that's when the toad squad poured in.

I saw Malfoy pointing his wand at me, but before I could jump out of the way, I felt myself being paralyzed. Glancing out of the corner of my eyes, I saw the same thing happen to Piper, Percy, and Harry.

"Well, you can't seem to stay out of trouble can you?" I heard Malfoy say, before we were swarmed by people with IS badges on their robes.

TEN MINUTES LATER

"I fear our suspicions are true, Minister." The toad said, pointing at us, "The creatures and Potter have been training an army. An army to oppose the Ministry."

I rolled my eyes, groaning. Of course, I forgot, we're not considered human. We had already been questioned, and the girl who had the acne was now standing in the corner, after she was questioned. Apparently, she was the one who sold us out.

"Oh bite me." I heard Percy say. I looked over to see him lean back ageist a pillar, head tilted to the side. "As if I want to rule this dump."

His attitude about the whole ordeal seemed to unsettle the wizards in the room. Poor them. This is why one of us always keeps and eye on Percy. If we didn't, there would be a lot more than monsters hunting us.

I glared at him, sending him a silent message to shut up.

"I do not recall giving you permission to speak, creature." The minister said, giving Percy a harsh glance that he ignored. "Now Dumbledore, I ask you to see reason. We need to eliminate these creatures and turn Potter over to the dementors for our own safety. They're a danger to society.

"I will not have you harming these children. They are under my protection." Dumbledore said, giving him a glare. Then the toad chose to speak.

"Minister, look at this…" She held up a piece of parchment. The piece of parchment, with all the names… Oh crap.

"Look at what they've called themselves." She whispered, eyes lighting up.

The minister looked shocked, staring at the paper. "Dumbledore's army…" He muttered, glancing up at Dumbledore.

"You've…"

Dumbledore just smiled. "I suppose the jig is up." He said.

"You created this army."

"I did."

"NO!" We all yelled, panic stricken. No way was Dumbledore getting in trouble for us.

"It was me!" Harry said, stepping foreword.

"No Harry, don't try to stick up for me, It was all my doing."

I stepped up reaching for my sword. The Ministry people all gasped, pulling out their wands and pointing them at me. I glared at them, stepping toward Dumbledore. Suddenly, a jet of red light shot out of one of the wands, hitting me in the face. I fell back, the world going dark in front of me.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

"Jason…. Jason bro." I heard someone say. Groaning, I opened my eyes. I was still in the headmaster's office, but it was a total wreck. I saw Harry and Professor McGonagall talking with each other,. Percy and Piper were both sitting beside me, looking worried.

"Hey, you okay?" Piper asked, hugging me.

"Yeah, I um, I'm good. What happened?" I asked, sitting up.

"Well, Dumbledore, took the blame, and left. The toad is now headmaster, and we're screwed." Percy said, matter-of-factly.

"Great," I muttered, "just another day in the half blood life."

AAAAAAND DONE! Whew, that took a while. Remember the deal my minions, I love all you guys, and BOOOOOOOM! (shakalaka)