"Pyronica, Eight-ball and Paci-Fire, what are you guys doing here?" Bill asked leaning on his cane.
"Bill? We've come for the party tonight, I admit we're a bit early" Paci-Fire told him.
"The party starts in two hours" Bill said a bit irritated.
"Better early than late, and Bill why are you in that form? It's been years since I've seen you like that" Pyronica asked.
"Because of him" Bill pointed at Dipper who Eight-ball was holding from his jacket.
"Who is this kid anyway Bill, why is he here?" Eight-ball questioned putting Dipper down.
"Well, I did a deal with him this morning and Pine tree is a great sport so why not bring him here" Bill grabbed Dipper and messed with his hair. "Hence I don't want any of you messing with him, or eating him" He sternly told them.
"Fine..." they all groaned.
"Why don't you proceed into the dining room, I'll be there in a bit" Bill linked arms with Dipper and walked down the hallway.
They continued walking until they arrived at a wooden door with a Pine tree on it. They entered the room, it looked exactly like Dippers room at the mystery shack although Mabel's bed wasn't there.
"How do you like it kid, exactly like your own at home, huh?" Bill let go of Dipper pushing him forward a bit so he could examine the room more.
"It's nice" was all that Dipper could produce from his lips, he didn't know what to say, why would Bill go to the trouble to give him his own room?
"Well Pine tree, seen as your going to be here forever, I can't have you sleeping on the floor now can I" Bill read Dipper's thoughts again.
Bill then took off Dippers iconic hat and removed his jacket, the Pines twin jumped back at the sudden motion.
"What are you doing?" Dipper exclaimed, holding onto his top tightly.
"You can't come to the party wearing that, you need to be in formal attire" Bill told him.
He then got a measuring tape and began to measure Dipper's body. He took notes and then completed his analysis.
"Yup, that should do it" Bill smiled as he produced a tux and gave it to Dipper. "Put this on, I'll be back later to fetch you for the party, so stay in here" He warned before disappearing.
Dipper face-planted his bed and sighed loudly. Today was the worst day of his life.
Bill had gone back inside Dipper's body and was now desperately trying to find the boy's journal. Mabel had hidden it really well in all her sock puppet rubbish.
He had spent so long looking through everything that it was already night time and his party was about to begin. He had to go back now, he ran upstairs and left Dipper's body in his bed.
Dipper waited a long time sitting on his bed in the tuxedo Bill had presented him with. He waited for Bill to get back for ages, he was just about to go to sleep when Bill appeared in the room.
"Hey Pine tree, looking good in that tux, almost too good" Bill licked his lips.
Dipper backed up slightly.
"Anyway, let's go to the party, everyone waiting" Bill grinned holding out his hand.
Dipper grabbed Bill's hand after a few seconds of thought. Bill helped him up on his feet and they both headed to the dining room, making very little chit chat on the way, it was mostly Bill teasing Dipper. When they arrived all of Bill's friends were there, already partying.
"Hey Bill good to see you" a gargantuan pair of teeth waved at them.
"Pine tree meet, Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Kryptos, Xanthar and Amorphous Shape, you've already met Pyronica, Eight-ball and Paci-Fire. Guys, this is Dipper" Bill pointed to all his friends and introduced them.
"Hi Dipper, ready to party?" Pyronica asked, leaning on his shoulder.
"Uh, sure" He answered a bit uncertain.
"Just stick close to me kid and you'll be fine" Bill smiled and linked arms with Dipper pulling him around as he talked with all his friends.