What even is the time date here I ain't keeping track of this shit
Also does it even snow in London
Sunday P.M.
(7:18) ITS SNOWWWWIIINNGGGGGGGGGG
(7:24) Someone is very happy.
(7:25) Of course Im fucking happy bitch its snowing
(7:26) *Snowing*
(7:27) As in God's holy dandruff is raining from the sky in beautiful ice crystals so we can celebrate in the oily remnants of his scalp
(7:28) That
(7:29) That does not really sound beautiful.
(7:30) Fuck you Birdie if you don't think thats the coolest shit ever then you fuck you
(7:31) Was that a pun?
(7:32) IT IS NOW
(7:33) Damn it! You and Alfred would get along so well. You're just like him.
(7:34) Whoa whoa whoa whoa. How dare you compare mein awesomeness to a lesser awesomeness?
(7:35) ._.
(7:36) Kidding, Birdie.
(7:37) Also, forgive me for not texting you yesterday. Franny took my phone because I joked about stuffing his phone down the toilet.
(7:38) Gilbert, one more mention of a toilet of any sort and I will be forced to find out where you live and personally flush you down one yourself.
(7:39) Mein Gott, youre a savage.
(7:40) That's what I'm here for. To be a savage.
(7:41) SAVAGE
(7:42) So whatre you doing?
(7:43) I was reading, but now I'm texting you.
(7:44) What are you reading?
(7:45) Take a guess.
(7:46) The Hunger Games.
(7:47) Huh.
(7:47) What.
(7:48) I was expecting you to say 'porn.' You have surprised me today, Gil. No, I'm reading Divergent.
(7:49) Im full of surprises its how I stay awesome! And Divergent is love, Birdie, it is love.
(7:50) Yes, indeed.
(7:51) So…..Uh.
(7:53) Awkward silence is awkward.
(7:54) Ja ikr.
(7:56) So uh.
(7:57) Whats Alfred like.
(7:58) Don't you know already?
(7:59) Humor me.
(8:00) How about you just actually text him?
(8:01) What really.
(8:02) Yeah I'll give you his number! But text him tomorrow though, he's asleep now.
(8:08) Gtg Birdie. Text me the number tomorrow ok? I have sodium to drop down some fish bowls!
(8:09) WAIT WHAT
Monday A.M.
(4:38) BIRDIE I NEED YOUR HELP
(4:39) BIRDIE
(4:40) Oh wait its 4 am
(4:41) NEVERMIND THIS CAN WAIT ABOUT SIX HOURS
(6:12) I was too lazy to wait ARE YOU AWAKE YET
(6:13) BIRDIE
(8:28) Birdie wake up you bitch
(8:49) What do you need?
(8:51) IM ABOUT TO START CLASS GOD DAMN IT
P.M.
(4:04) CLASS IS OVER BIRDIE I NEED YOUR HELP
(4:07) !?
(4:08) How do you ride a bike
(4:09) What
(4:10) Im being serious how do you ride a bike
(4:11) Uh
(4:12) That's
(4:13) I don't
(4:14) What?
(4:15) Nevermind its pointless now.
(4:16) You made me interrupt my nap.
(4:17) Oh boo fucking hoo princess
(5:38) HEY ARE YOU BIRDIES BIG BRO
(5:43) What.
(5:44) Guten Tag my name is Gilbert Wilhelm Wolfgang Fritz Elizabeth Beilschmidt I am albino and a professional awesome person ARE YOU MATTHEWS BROTHER
(5:45) And what if i am?! What do you wanna do with mattie! Tell me!
(5:46) Relax I am not a stalker
(5:47) Of Canadians
(5:48) But I do stalk people sometimes
(5:49) Ok you didnt need to know that
(5:50) Is this Alfred?
(5:51) Who's asking?
(5:52) Birdies best fucking friend forever ME
(5:53) Wait
(5:54) Oh i know you! :D
(5:55) You're mattie's 'friend!'
(5:56) Wow thank you you have just wowed us all with your amazing realization
(5:57) You're his gay friend :D
(5:58) Wow is that really all he has to say about me?
(5:59) Nope he talks about you all the time but i know you're hella gay so :)
(6:00) But like i'm hella gay too so! :3
(6:01) Yes this has been a nice conversation but really I just wanted to say hey
(6:02) What
(6:03) SAYONARA BITCH
Tuesday P.M.
(11:12) What if I was a pigeon
(11:13) Go the fuck to sleep
Wednesday P.M.
(4:18) Hey Gil you out of class yet?
(4:23) Now I am.
(4:24) Oh cool.
(4:25) So did you hear about the parade that's going to be happening in town?
(4:26) WHEN I WAS
(4:27) A YOUNG BOY
(4:28) MY FATHER
(4:29) TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
(4:30) TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
(4:31) You done?
(4:32) The Black Parade is never done, Birdie.
(4:33) I'm going to pretend I know what that is. Anyways, are you going?
(4:34) Idk maybe.
(4:35) Well I was thinking...If you are, then we can meet each other!
(4:36) Whoa. That would be cool as shit.
(4:37) I know! And maybe we can you know get to introduce one another to our friends and stuff!
(4:38) Thats actually a pretty good idea Birdie
(4:39) When is it?
(4:40) Next Friday!
(4:41) Huh. Ill have to sneak off campus, then. And get past the gates. Ugh.
(4:42) Gates!?
(4:43) Were in this huge fucking school surrounded by chain link fences, trees, and tall gates that have been rumored to skewer kids who try to escape.
(4:45) That sounds like prison, to be honest.
(4:46) It feels like it is, Birdie. It feels like it is.
(4:47) Well….It would be cool to finally meet you, Gilbert.
(4:48) Also, it's snowing again, and I'm assuming you're going to go outside and roll around in it.
(4:49) You know me too well. Im so going to throw snowballs at Elizabeta.
(4:50) What kind of flowers would you like for your funeral?
(4:51) Fuck you.
Thursday A.M.
(8:18) I heard there was going to be a parade going on next Friday. Elizabeta has offered to take both me and you. Would you like to accompany us?
(8:19) Coincidentally, someone just asked me this. Are you stalking me, Roddy?
(8:20) Looking through my messages?
(8:21) Thats an invasion of privacy.
(8:22) Gilbert, this parade is one of the biggest events being held in London. Nearly everybody is going. Of course we're going to ask you to accompany us to it.
(8:23) And why would I?
(8:24) Because, believe it or not, Gilbert, we are trying to be your friends, no matter how much you think we hate you.
(8:25) I dont THINK you hate me. I KNOW.
(8:27) Gilbert, really. I don't even know why you are still so mad over this whole thing. What's done is done, and you didn't even go to jail for it.
(8:28) And I didn't either, and Elizabeta didn't, and Ludwig didn't, because my father payed good money to keep this thing quiet.
(8:29) Please, Gilbert, we're not trying to hurt you. We're your friends.
(8:30) Just leave me alone.
(8:31) As you wish. Though I really wish you'd at least see a therapist.
Thursday P.M.
(11:49) Hey Birdie you still awake?
(11:56) Barely.
(11:57) Oh. Ill text you tomorrow then ok?
(11:58) Yeah okay.
Friday P.M.
(6:37) So I was thinking about this whole meeting thing
(6:38) And the more I think its a good idea!
(6:39) You can meet Toni and Luddy and Feli and everyone I love!
(6:40) I thought you only love me. I'm offended, Gil.
(6:41) No I love you too!
(6:42) In the most, platonic, way possible of course.
(6:43) Haha, okay. Yeah, it's a really good idea!
(6:44) I am a bit nervous about it though…..
(6:45) Very nervous, in fact…!
(6:46) I'm not very good around people, especially events like this!
(6:47) Dont worry Birdie, youll be around me, and I will totally protect you!
(6:49) And speaking of protecting, I've got a football game in eleven minutes.
(6:50) Why so late?
(6:51) Idk Birdie. Talk to you later!
(6:52) Talk to you later, Gil! :D
Disappointing chapter, I know ;-; I feel as if I'm rushing things a bit too much. I read all your reviews, even though I don't really reply to any of them! Seriously, my Internet is slow, and I'd rather waste precious time trying to update a chapter then reply to every single review. But I do read them and I do appreciate them! :D
WUVS!
-Mike