Here is Chapter 5
December 25th 1998
This is my first christmas with Andy. We were in his room wondering what he would get. I was hoping he'd get a Mrs. Potato Head. Although he didn't. All he got were books, a movie onVHS and some other stuff and NO Mrs. Potato Head! I was disappointed. What? I was a lonely spud back then.
"Hey, Potato Head!" said Slinky
I looked at him and said "Hey, Slink!"
"Why ain't you happy? This is christmas! The time of happiness!" he said
"I'm disappointed that Andy's parents didn't get him a Mrs. Potato Head." I told him
"Why would Andy's parents didn't get him a Mrs. Potato Head?" said Slinky "HE'S A BOY!"
"It doesn't have to be a gender thing. I'm sure they buy Mrs. Potato Head's for guys." I said.
"Hey, Mr. Potato Head. I'm sure one day you'll get a Mrs. Potato Head." said Slinky
"Really?" I said
"Yeah." said Slinky
"Merry Christmas, Slink." I patted him on the head. He pulled my arm right off and ran away.
"Hey! Get Back here, You Fido Theif!" I demeanded. I grabbed his back end with my other hand and I pulled him back and his front end crashed right into me and all my parts were sattered. I should have seen that coming.
"Sorry, Potato." said Slinky
"Can you just help me put my parts back in their holes?" I said
And he put the parts back in.