(2:45) You what!?
(2:46) THE HOMO. I FEEL IT. FOR YOU.
(2:47) Are you serious!?
(2:48) AS SERIOUS AS THE BLACK
(2:49) WELL SHIT GILBERT WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS AT A MORE CONVIENTENT TIME!?
(2:50) BIRDIE IS ALMOST THREE IN THE AM NO OTHER TIME COULD BE MORE CONVIENTENT
(2:52) YOU'RE NOT JOKING ARE YOU!?
(2:53) NO I AM NOT
(2:54) WELL THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE I FEEL THE HOMO FOR YOU TOO BUT RIGHT NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO DISCUSS IT!
(2:55) YES IT IS
(2:56) Wait
(2:56) WHAT
(2:57) Gil, I too, feel the homo for thee.
(2:58) Fantastic. Amazing. Splendid.
(2:59) Really?
(2:59) Of course.
(3:00) Actually you've just made this confession a lot easier. Though Im not sure how you didnt figure it out or something I mean Franny and Toni said it was blalantly obvious.
(3:01) I've picked up hints but I thought that was just the way you were.
(3:02) Wow, Birdie, thanks for letting me know I am like a flamboyant homosexual.
(3:03) No no no I didn't mean it that way!
(3:04) :( Look what youve done Birdie. :( Youve made me use sad emoticons. :(
(3:05) PUT THOSE EMOTICONS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
(3:06) :(
(3:07) Seriously Gil. IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE I'M JUST REALLY TIRED.
(3:08) It probably might be better if we discussed this in the morning.
(3:09) Actually Birdie…..
(3:10) Oh what now.
(3:11) Christmas is coming up soon which means Christmas concert. Tomorrow.
(3:12) Oh. Well. Okay.
(3:13) Yeah.
(3:14) I guess...That I will talk to you Sunday?
(3:15) Monday.
(3: 15) Oh.
(3:16) Yeah.
(3:17) Well.
(3:18) Talk to you then.
(3:19) Bye.
(3:20) Yeah. Bye.
Monday PM
(6:18) Its been two days and this is killing me drop whatever youre doing and spEAK TO ME
(6:19) Why good afternoon to you too.
(6:20) This is no time for formalities, Birdie, shut up and TALK HOMO TO ME
(6:21) RAINBOW RAINBOW FASHION STARBUCKS
(6:22) Is that homo enough?
(6:23) That is both hilarious and mildly offensive.
(6:24) To be honest though, what isn't these days?
(6:25) True, very true.
(6:26) But anyways, I want to talk. About, Friday and stuff.
(6:27) Well, you said you feel the homo for me, I do as well, what more is there to discuss?
(6:28) That new episode of My Little Pony.
(6:29) What really?
(6:30) NO.
(6:31) Is there really nothing more to discuss? Like, we don't do anything now? We don't become boyfriends or whatever?
(6:32) Only if you want to, but Gil, you've gotta make the first move because I'm too shy to do it.
(6:33) Well then. But Birdie, I'm not concerned if I want to, I'm concerned if *you* want to.
(6:35) I don't really know for sure, Gilbert. I mean, Alfred seems like he's pretty happy with Arthur, always telling me that when you're in love with someone it kinda feels like there's no weight on your shoulders (he'll deny he ever said that) and yeah I like you, but I don't know, I've only ever sort-of dated once?
(6:36) Thats fine, Birdie. I can wait for an answer.
(6:37) So you're okay with letting me think it over?
(6:38) Well duh. Its your descision.
(6:39) Wow, thanks...I'll have the answer by Friday. Is that okay, Gil?
(6:40) With you Birdie, my awesome self could wait a thousand years.
(6:41) Just for your lesser awesomeness.
(6:42) Well...Thanks, Gil. :)
(6:43) PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
Tuesday AM
(7:31) Good morning friends.
(7:34) No.
(7:35) Oui.
(7:36) its way too early franny! （ミ￣ー￣ミ）
(7:37) We have very important things to discuss!
(7:39) Oh really? How fucking important could it be?
(7:40) Important enough to break one of our most sacred rules as the Bad Touch Trio.
(7:41)...I am slightly afraid to ask which one.
(7:42) me too
(7:42) I have invited Roderich and Elizabeta into this chat.
(7:43) OH FUCK NO
(7:43) OH FUCK NO (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
(7:44) Get over it cuz were here now~!
(7:45) Good morning, everyone.
(7:46) Go shove your head up your ass, you dicks.
(7:47) Sorry, I don't feel the need to comply to your orders. Perhaps order around some lonely maid, she'll probably do that for you.
(7:48) Mon ami, I hate to say it, but I think you just got told.
(7:49) What fucking ever.
(7:50) Anyways, franny invited us over here cuz…..Well he says he wants to discuss you dickbert. As you friend, I'm here to kick your ass and then save it.
(7:51) well then (⊙﹏⊙✿)
(7:52) I dont need anyone here for help or whatever, why the fuck are they even here?
(7:53) Because with mon cousin, you have indeed confessed you are feeling rainbow feelings towards him, yet there always seems to be a price.
(7:54) A price of WHAT.
(7:55) Were you feeling okay when you went on Friday?
(7:56) Ja, of course I did. Why wouldnt I? Stop treating me like a fucking baby!
(7:57) Were not treating you like a baby you dick were here cuz we actually care bout you n stuff!
(7:58) Gil, I hate to put it to you bluntly, but you have problems.
(7:59) even i think so (╯︵╰,)
(8:00) Shut up Toni.
(8:00) Shut up Toni.
(8:00) Quiet, you.
(8:01) I dont have problems, Im just fine. I didnt flip out with Birdie, see? Im fine!
(8:02) If you were fine I would not have broken one of our most sacred rules.
(8:02) Dickbert you are not fine like ever.
(8:03) Ok that name isnt funny anymore.
(8:04) Ill stop calling you that when you stop calling Roddy 'pussy prick'. Do we have a deal?
(8:05) Hey, Roddy was my nickname first! Stop stealing it you bitch!
(8:06) Oh my.
(8:07) I'm surrounded by idiots.
(8:08) how about we call him aristocat (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(8:09) SHUT UP TONI
(8:09) SHUT UP TONI
(8:09) SHUT UP TONI
(8:09) Please stop.
Wednesday PM
(2:58) Hey you're probably in class right now but just wanted to say hey.
(2:59) Well Birdie I am in class and you just saved me from a lecture thank you.
(3:00) Any time.
(3:01) Hey Birdie you know what we havent talked about in a few days.
(3:02) If you say toilets I swear to god I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren.\
(3:03) Actually we havent talked about our homo feelings in a while but thAT TOO
(3:04) Oh Mon Dieu.
(3:05) But if youre still not ready to talk about them, well talk about something else.
(3:06) Like the concerning toilet?
(3:07) Yeah exactly like the toilet.
(3:08) Well, what should we talk about the toilet?
(3:09) Shit.
(3:10) Was that a fucking pun.
(3:11) Maybe.
(3:12) Do you like Chuck Norris jokes?
(3:13) wHO DOESNT
(3:14) Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
(3:15) CHUCK NORRIS'S EMAIL IS GMAIL
(3:16) Chuck Norris can speak Russian in French!
(3:17) Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people
(3:18) And then the grenade exploded
(3:19) Chuck Norris jokes give me life.
(3:20) What about Bruce Lee jokes though?
(3:31) I dont hear too many of those.
(3:22) Oh.
(3:23) Have you watched Sherlock yet?
(3:24) SIHWBJBFHJWEBJOHNWJBFKJBFIUBFJWFBL
(3:25) I take that as a yes.
(3:26) WHEN ARE WE GETTING SERIES FOUR, BIRDIE?
(3:27) WHEN.
(3:28) I don't know and that's the sad part.
(3:29) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!
(3:30) I need to lie down.
(3:31) Wait seriously?
(3:32) YES SERIOUSLY. I NEED ANSWERS, BIRDIE. HOW IS HE ALIVE. WHO REALLY IS MARY. WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.
(3:33) I WISH I KNEW
(3:34) WHAT ABOUT YOU HAVE YOU WATCHED SUPERNATURAL.
(3:35) I watched the first seventeen episodes, but those boys are so miserable, wow.
(3:36) Actually that's the season Sam and Dean are happy.
(3:37) What the fuck!? But their mom is dead and Jess died and their dad is missing. How can they get more miserable!?
(3:38) Ha.
(3:38) Haha.
(3:38) Hahahaha.
(3:39) I am suddenly extremely concerned.
(3:40) As you should be.
Thursday AM
(7:01) Birdie are you awake
(7:02) No
(7:03) Perfect so I gotta tell you something.
(7:04) Does the definition of 'no' escape your mind?
(7:05) Yes.
(7:06) Oh Mon Dieu.
(7:07) If youre still sleepy I can annoy you later.
(7:08) Yes. Please.
Thursday PM
(5:39) HEY BIRDIE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
(5:40) WHAT
(5:41) TONI GOT LIKE SEVEN LEGO'S STUCK UP HIS NOSE.
(5:42) WHAT!? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?
(5:44) WELL THIS GUY LOVINO WHO IS THIS SHOUTY LITTLE ITALIAN DUDE GOT MAD AND YELLED AT HIM TO STUFF A LEGO UP HIS HOLE AND TONI STUFFED THE LEGO'S THROUGH HIS NOSTRILS
(5:45) I
(5:45) I am sorry
(5:46) I should not have laughed.
(5:47) Its okay Birdie because I lost my shit.
(5:48) Is he with a nurse to help get them out?
(5:49) Yeah, he's in the hospital wing trying to blow them out into a tissue.
(5:50) I LAUGHED AGAIN I'M SORRY
(5:53) So, what did you want to tell me this morning?
(5:55) Oh well you see my birthday is in January
(5:56) And my awesome self was wondering if your lesser awesomeness wanted to go with Franny and Toni and I in town for my birthday.
(5:57) What exactly are you guys going to do, because I am not agreeing to go bomb someplace with water balloons.
(5:58) Nope, not doing anything like that. Just gonna hang out in London. Maybe go see Mockingjay this time. Im determined to watch it.
(5:59) Me too.
(6:00) I never managed to finish the third book, but have you?
(6:01) Yep!
(6:02) Okay, I have a question.
(6:03) Does Finnick die?
(6:04) I
(6:05) DOES HE, BIRDIE?
(6:06) DOES FINNICK DIE?
(6:07) I AM SORRY I CANNOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION
(6:08) WHY NOT
(6:09) I GET EMOTIONAL
(6:10) ARE YOU SAYING HE DOES DIE?
(6:11) I'M SORRY GIL.
(6:12) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(6:18) You've been silent. Are you okay?
(6:22) no
(6:23) Do you want me to leave you alone?
(6:24) yes
Friday PM
(9:50) Birdie.
(9:51) Gil.
(9:52) It is almost ten in the PM. Do you have an answer?
(9:53) 42.
(9:54) What?
(9:55) That's it, that's the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.
(9:56) No, but seriously Birdie, do you have an answer?
(9:57) It's 42.
(9:58) God damn it Birdie.
(9:59) Look, I'm sorry Gil. I've been thinking about it.
(10:00) Aaaaaaand?
(10:01) And, I think, yes, I like you, you're a funny and nice guy, and you're nice to me, and yeah, I'm willing to give 'boyfriends' a shot.
(10:18) Gil?
(10:20) IM SORRY BIRDIE I TOLD FRANNY AND NOW HE AND TONI ARE CARRYING ME AROUND THE COMMON ROOM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND I DROPPED MY PHONE AND NOW THERES A PARTY GOING ON
(10:21) What
(10:22) I think they ship us, Birdie.
(10:23) What does shipping have to do with anything? And how do they even know about me?
(10:24) AT THIS POINT I DONT EVEN CARE IM JUST HAPPY YOURE MY BOYFRIEND
(10:25) I LOVE YOU BIRDIE
(10:26) Are you drunk
(10:27) NO
(10:28) Well I….I love you too :)