Sunday P.M.
(8:18) Heeeey Birdie. Sorry for not replying in a while.
(9:03) That's fine, Gil, and sorry for the late reply as well. I've been busy.
(9:05) You too, huh?
(9:06) Yeah….Yesterday I passed out.
(9:07) What!
(9:08) Don't worry, it wasn't anything bad or anything! Apparently I had been walking for too long and passed out due to lack of proper oxygen.
(9:09) That sounds really bad and I probably should be worried.
(9:10) No no no don't be! I'm fine, I swear! :)
(9:11) God damn it.
(9:12) Not the smiley face.
(9:13) :)
(9:14) Fuck! Stop it! My anger is seeping away as we speak!
(9:15) :) :) :)
(9:16) I hate you.
(9:17) :)
(9:18) So where have you been?
(9:19) Oh
(9:20) Places
(9:21) Like…..?
(9:22) Places other than school.
(9:23) No shit Sherlock.
(9:24) Shut up, John.
(9:25) Don't talk to me like that, you psychopath.
(9:26) *Sociopath, do your research.
(9:27) *Homosexual, do yours.
(9:28) Oh my god.
(9:29) ;)
Monday P.M.
(3:38) BIRDIIIIIIE
(3:39) Birdie
(3:40) BIRDIE
(3:41) HEY
(3:41) HEY BIRDIE
(3:42) Fine. Youve made me do it.
(3:43) Ahem.
(3:44) MY LITTLE PONY.
(3:44) MY LITTLE PONY.
(3:44) MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(3:45) MYYYY LIIIITTTLLEEE PONNYYYYYY
(3:46) I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
(3:47) HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU WATCHED IT!
(3:48) DAMN IT YOU GOT ME.
(3:49) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(3:50) THE BETRAYAL.
(3:51) HAHAHAHAHA
(3:52) THIS IS WAR, GIL. WAR.
(3:53) YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE BECAUSE I HAVE FRANNY AND TONI ON MY SIDE
(3:54) AND?
(3:55) THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BEATS EVERYTHING, MY DEAR BIRDIE.
(3:56) YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
(3:57) YES, I KNOW I AM FULL OF FRIENDSHIP.
(3:58) THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
(3:59) SUUUURE.
(4:00) Wait there's a newbie here
(4:01) Hahahahaha we gotta put him through initiation
(4:02) Why do I get the feeling it involves a toilet?
(4:03) It does. We dunk his head down it.
(4:04) Are you going to bully him!?
(4:05) What? No! We give him a choice. He can dunk his head down the toilet or sneak into the girl's room. Every guy does it.
(4:06) So what's his name?
(4:07) Yao Wanker or something.
(4:08) Sounds interesting. I expect you shall be making wank jokes.
(4:09) Indeed, Birdie.
(4:10) Indeed I will.
Tuesday P.M
(5:20) BIRDIE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
(5:23) WHAT
(5:25) OK SO THIS GIRL AT SCHOOL NAMED BELLA MAES ALWAYS MAKES WAFFLES BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND HER BROTHER LARRY SOMETHING GOT REALLY MAD THAT HE USED ALL OF THE PRECIOUS MAPLE SYRUP HE GOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY SO THEY MADE A HUGE SCENE ABOUT IT AND MEANWHILE FRANNY STOLE THE REMAINING WAFFLES AND CONVINCED TONI TO SKATE WITH THEM TAPED TO HIS FEET AND IT WAS MAGNIFICENT.
(5:26) Great story and all
(5:27) But
(5:28) Did you say Bella Maes
(5:29) Yep.
(5:30) Oh, mon Dieu.
(5:32) What happened
(5:33) Bella Maes is Lar's sister.
(5:34) What
(5:35) Mein Gott
(5:36) WHAT
(5:37) This is crazy.
(5:38) Birdie. Maybe we were really meant to be.
(5:39) Or our lives are as coincidental as the My Little Pony storyline.
(5:50) That too.
(5:51) As long as I get to be a pegasus.
(5:52) Sure, Gilbert. Sure.
(5:53) Do you think they use toilets tho
(5:54) GO TO BED.
Wednesday A.M.
(6:58) Birdie.
(6:59) What do you want.
(7:00) Lovely greeting. Have you ever sexted before?
(7:01) Um
(7:02) No?
(7:03) I see that question mark there and I am suspicious, Birdie.
(7:04) I know a lot of pick up lines, but I've never tried them, much less...Sexted them.
(7:05) That is so cute.
(7:06) Can you do it for me?
(7:07) Uh
(7:08) Like in a non weird way I want to prove something to Franny
(7:09) Should I do it now…?
(7:10) BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY.
(7:11) OKAY FINE
(7:12) You're turning my software into hardware :)
(7:13) I KNEW IT
(7:14) What.
(7:15) I KNEW YOU WOULD USE SMILEY FACES WHEN YOU SEXT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(7:16) You know what?
(7:17) I'm done.
(7:18) NOOOOOO
(7:19) DON'T LEAVE
(7:20) THAT WAS
(7:20) BOOTY
(7:21) FULL
(7:22) IF YOU WANT MY BOOTY, YOU HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT. GOOD NIGHT, GIL.
(7:23) BUT ITS MORNING
(7:34) UGGGH
Thursday P.M
(8:12) Birdie I feel as if we are not doing enough Boyfriend-y stuff.
(8:15) What? Why?
(8:16) Well
(8:17) There is the issue that Im stuck in basically a prison and you live kilometers away
(8:18) Oh.
(8:19) Well uh….
(8:20) What do you want to do about it?
(8:21) Well….
(8:22) Christmas is on Sunday….
(8:23) Aaaaaand you want to visit me.
(8:24) Correction: I know its pretty early but
(8:25) I want to meet the parents
(8:26) Oh. Oh crap.
(8:27) Do you have a problem with that?
(8:28) Welllll…...I haven't told them about you yet….They're fine if I date a guy, because, y'know, Alfred has got to be the gayest being in all of humanity….
(8:29) Frankly, Im quite offended.
(8:30) How so?
(8:31) You cant get gayer than Germans, Birdie.
(8:32) ._.
(8:33) Why did I not see that coming.
(8:34) Because I am a ninja
(8:35) You do not see me coming
(8:36) Unless Im a bottom ;)
(8:37) Gilbert, no.
(8:38) It wouldnt be the first time Im the bottom of a relationship.
(8:39) What
(8:40) Roddy was the dominant one
(8:41) WHAT
(8:42) Why do you sound so surprised?
(8:43) I
(8:44) Uh
(8:45) Nothing
(8:46) Ok then.
(8:47) So you want to meet my parents?
(8:48) Yep! Im in the mood to meet the people that gave the Earth the gift known as Matthew Williams.
(8:49) Awwww.
(8:50) That's so sweet.
(8:51) And cheesy.
(8:52) Mac n cheese cheesy or pizza cheesy
(8:53) Mac n cheese.
(8:54) So hella cheesy.
(8:55) Oh my god. Well, I'm going to tell them about you and get something worked out, okay?
(8:56) HURRAH
(8:56) I LOVE YOU SO, MY SWEET PANCAKE.
(8:57) If you call me that I wil u.
(8:58) ok ok nevermind
Friday P.M.
(6:18) BIRDIE
(6:19) WHAT
(6:20) SO UH OUR PLANS FOR SUNDAY
(6:21) HOW DID THAT GO
(6:22) IT WENT FINE THEY ARE EXCITED TO MEET YOU AND THEY SAID IF THAT'S FINE WITH YOU THEY WILL MEET YOU BY BIG BEN AGAIN
(6:23) OKAY THATS GREAT I HAVE A QUESTION
(6:24) WHAT?
(6:25) IS IT OKAY IF LUDDY COMES ALONG?
(6:26) What why?
(6:27) Well, Feliciano went home for Christmas, so did Kiku, and that means hes going to be all alone.
(6:28) Oh.
(6:29) Well...I'll talk to my parents. Okay?
(6:30) Ok Birdie :)
(6:31) You are such a filthy hypocrite.
(6:32) What?!
(6:33) :)
(6:34) STOP MAKING SMILEY FACES
(6:35) ._.