DoomTrain Doomed!

It's nearing mid-night in the abandoned train yard when the night is alighted by flashes of explosions. Four figures riding three huge mutated dogs run blindly down the tracks when they encounter a dead end.

"Shit," cursed Regent. "Nice job fearless leader."

"Tattletale," Grue, leader of the Undersiders growled out to the blonde on the beast next to him, "Where is she?"

"There," Bitch spoke looking back the way they had come.

Just down the tracks was Parin's bodyguard Key-something-other, her funny looking weapon held in front of her as she approached. "Stay where you are, villains," she commanded, "Do not make me take executive action."

Regent sneered, "Bite me."

Tattletale smacked him upside the head, "Shut up!"

Down the tracks, Key-chain-broker meh, narrowed her eyes before reaching into a pocket and pulling out a crystal that glowed a menacing black. "Very well, prepare to taste my justice!," Key-dango-ramen, bellowed as she tossed the crystal in her hand. "My name is -" her voice was lost in the sound of screeching metal and whistles. "- summon you, Doom Train!" The great beast of steel and fire appeared in front of the Undersiders, looking like the devil had mated with the Hogwarts Express. It Roared.

"Oh fuck, no!" screamed Regent. "I'm not payed enough for this shit!"

"Doom Train!" yelled Key-holder-soap, "Charge Forth and defeat my enemies!"

The Doom Train released a cloud of steam and roared once again as it charged forward. Bitch's dogs whined in primal fear as they tried to back away.

"Don't worry," cheerfully yelled Tattletale, "I got this!"

Her team-mates gave her incredulous looks as Tattletale slipped off her mount and strode forth to face the rushing Train. Reaching into her pocket she clenched something in her hand until the last moment when she tossed it directly at the Doom Train. The Doom Train shrieked to a halt and began to convulse before it screamed in horror then faded into the ether.

For several minutes all anyone did was stare in disbelief at the smug looking Tattletale, finally Grue regained his voice. "What the fuck was that! How..."

"It was easy," She said. "I read how to do that in a book I got last week at the market."

What book?," barked out Bitch.

"This one," Tattletale, held out the book for the others to see. It was a blue hardcover with a stylized picture of Key-Snitch-Dozer on the front with the title

'Skittering Hearts: Official Strategy Guide by Stewart92'

Tattltale's grin became bigger, "All I had to do was use a Pheonix Down and that un-dead train came back to life so it could die."

As one the rest of the Undersiders looked at each other before turning back to Tattletale, "Bullshit, Thinkers!"

Suddenly, there was a blinding flash, when it cleared there was Key-Largo-Rider, with Tattletale hog-tied and gagged over her shoulder. "This is mine!" the weapon wielding girl exclaimed as she griped onto Tattletale. "This is where my harem plan begins!" Then she was gone, flying away.

Regent turned to his team, "So... anyone want some chinese?"