The Red Cyclone: By Knolden
Miss Millitia had called a briefing for the wards this morning considering a new development in the Hero Keyblades powers. She turned to look at them staring at Dennis for a moment until he sat down. "As of this morning Keyblade has gotten a Mover 5 rating added to her list." Without further explanation she started a video that was obviously from a cellphone on the screen behind her. "As you can see, last night Keyblade interrupted a large merchant drug deal at the docks."
The Screen showed Keyblade freezing a couple of the Merchants feet to the floor and bashing a few others on the head. She started to get overwhelmed and when Skidmark stepped out the back of one of Squealer monstervans Missy winced a little. Hannah Paused the recording and Dennis spoke up. "I guess this is the part where she makes Skidmark disappear, to make him stop swearing, for the mover rating right?.. OW." Carlos facepalmed as Missy smacked Clockblocker across the head.
Hannah shook her head, suppressing a sigh at the antics. "Not quite. Watch."
The recording continued, with Skidmark promptly ruining the language. "Alright you scum-guzzling little whore, what the hell do you think ... you're ..." Skidmarks voice petered out as his eyes widened. The camera panned over to Keyblade, who was pointing her Blade at the ground, a beam shooting out and a dense patch of smoke appearing.
The wards' eyes also widened as, on the screen, the largest man any of them had EVER seen walked out of the smoke. He was covered in a large red boxers cloak and stood at least 7 feet tall, and was very wide as well. Dean looked at Miss Millitia. "Ok that explains the mover rating but who is this guy? .. jeez!"
Behind him he heard Dennis exclaim "DAYMN!" And on the screen the Merchants took a step back as the large man shed his cloak.
He stood proud and maskless before the disbelieving merchants, wearing only scars and a matching red set of wrestling shorts and boots. The moment was, as always, ruined the moment Skidmark found his voice. "Who the FUCK are you supposed to be, you mangy cocksucker?"
The man puffed his hairy chest and bellowed. "I am the Red cyclone and I destroy everything that crosses my path!" He then flexed his muscles, making most of the Merchants take another step back. In the background, Keyblade could be seen facepalming.
"Man I kinda wish I brought popcorn now." Dennis commented. Nobody corrected him, as they were paying attention to the video.
Skidmarks face grew angrier as he bellowed "GET THIS FRUITY MOTHERFUCKER!"
The Red cyclone let out a bellowing laugh as the ragged men charged, holding up bats and other scavenged weapons. "I wrestle siberian bear for morning practise and you think you have chance? Come then!"
What followed was ... while technically non lethal, a very violent scene indeed. Cries of pain, a large Russian man yelling "Stop blocking my punches with your FACE!" and an impressive variety of painful bone breaking wrestling maneuvers followed.
Dean was looking a little pale at this point, Browbeat stared at the screen, Dennis was running a commentary, Aegis looked like he wanted to take notes and Missy was actually giggling slightly at the man's cheesy one-liners. On Screen, the Red cyclone had run out of thugs and pointed at Skidmark. "Stop hiding behind your men like coward and face me you foul-teethed COWARD!" The last was bellowed with a fair amount of spittle.
Skidmark looked fit to burst, but wisely did not approach the hairy Russian wrestler. "Come get me asshole" he taunted as he started layering his fields in front of him.
The Large man Charged at Skidmark, actually managing a few steps into the field before getting forced back. "Coward! You hide behind your fancy tricks instead of fighting like man!" Skidmark merely laughed at the fuming wrestler. The Red cyclone stopped, glanced up, smirked and spoke. "You push back little man but do you push up?" He then jumped high into the air in an arc over skidmarks field. The Cape managing a sound like a squeak before the large man grabbed him. With a mighty shout of "FINAL! ATOMIC! BUSTER!" He proceeded to slam Skidmarks head into the ground twice in a double german suplex like motion, before jumping into the air, spinning, still holding his victim, before hitting the ground again, Skidmarks head meeting the pavement with an ugly thud.
Miss Millitia stopped the video at this point before turning to the wards, who were staring wide eyed at the screen. "Skidmark is in custody with a severe concussion. This new cape, The Red cyclone as he called himself has been given a tentative brute rating of 4. We are currently looking through the facial recognition database to figure out who he is." She looked at the dumbstruck wards, who were silent for a while.
Finally Dennis turned towards Browbeat. "So how do you think you would look in a pair of red shorts?" The rest of the wards groaned.