Castie-with-a-Shotgun: Okay, so you made another OC after youself. Ash has your nickname and almost everything you love, like the white hair, if I remember correctly, you wanted white highlights. Wtf.

Now, you'll see an OC old lady who named after me, watching Percabeth from the closet. Freakin' Idjit.
BTW, what is Ash? An demigod? or a god? or an immortal demigod? or an titan overload?
only Misha Collins could be that powerful.

Just stfu...

Poppy the fangir: 1 thing. 2 questions

1. Oh my gosh. You have done the impossible. I love a Chaos story. This story is actually really cool.
2. Can Percy and Annabeth have kids later on in the story? They don't have to, this is just a question.
3. Are Percy and Annabeth immortal, or do they just have the thing like the hunters of Artemis, where they can only die in battle?

1) Impossible as in...? I also love Chaos stories hence my name...

2) Maybe, just wait and read.

3) It's somewhat like the hunters thing but they can be brought back to life. You'll understand later on in the story.

00-WisE-GirL-00: I know it's focusing more on the Chaos story, I still hope that there's still the blooming romance of Percy and Annabeth here. I hope their relationship will improve by being romantic and stuff or... (cough) marriage (cough). After all I only came here for them. Anyway, It's all good! Thank u for making this. Keep up the good work! :))

What's a good story without Percabeth? Warning: You will hate me by chapter 5 if you read the spoiler.

Some guy: Please update faster because this is a friggin cool and amazing story and Ash is very cool because you make her sound badass

That is because she is badass.

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Ash's POV:

Zeus is so fucking retarded, when is Poseidon finally gonna take the throne? I thought as I made another portal to camp.

"What are you thinking?" asked Annabeth before we stepped into the portal.

"About how awesome it'd be if Poseidon replaced Zeus as King of Olympus" I said as we walked to the cabin I made appear out of thin air.

"That'd be pretty cool" said Percy, "Now, what was Athena so impressed about?"

"See for yourself" I said, pointing to the pure black cabin with amazing structure that looked beyond anything Earth's ever seen before.

Annabeth's mouth dropped and her eyes widened in awe as she whispered, "Wow"

"Well, this is pretty much a monument to all mortals on Earth" said Percy as he stared at the three-story cabin.

"I wonder if any of the seven are still alive…" said Annabeth.

I was going to respond but Percy beat me to it, "I remember mom telling me about the gods turning camp immortal to everyone that fought in the wars, they help train all the new campers now."

"The third floor is mine" I said as we entered the cabin.

"The entire third floor?" asked Annabeth as the shuttle arrived in front of the cabin.

I nodded, "Yup, it's bigger than it looks. The armies can both fit comfortably in the cabin and there'll still be extra rooms. Nobody's allowed in my room unless they're requested or there's an emergency." I announced as everyone from both armies aligned themselves in front of me.

"Yessir" they saluted, some serious, some playfully *cough cough Percy cough*.

I went into the cabin ignoring the awe filled compliments echoing through the first floor. I quickly ran up the stairs and went into my room straight toward the balcony and took off my hood. I enchanted my balcony so it'd be like a two-way mirror, I can see everyone but they see a wall.

Unbeknownst to the armies, I knew everyone from camp, both old and new. I was usually always there in some shape or form. The only person who knows my secret is a certain son of Hades. Nico Di Angelo found out when he saw me opening a portal. He knows the most out of everyone that lives on Earth. We became very close friends afterwards; he's the one that keeps me updated.

I looked out the balcony and spotted Connor and Travis Stoll talking to Katie Gardener. They still haven't gotten together yet?

I took out my phone and texted him: Aloha, I'm back on Earth, you were on Olympus, rite?

His reply came not long after on the phone that I gave him – it was a birthday present and it doesn't attract monsters: Yea, I was there. Zeus is pissed

A: Good, where are you right now?

N: At camp, just got here

A: Come to my cabin

I saw him look up from his phone and see my cabin which stood out more than a rainbow in hell.

N: Front door or…?

A: Secret entrance, go to the tree that I carved the thing on, 15 paces north and you'll reach a bunch of bushes. One of the bushes has a trap door – you'll know it when you see it – and climb that to the third floor (the entire floor is mine so don't worry about getting seen), you'll know which room is mine when you see the doors.

I watched him nod to himself and shadow travel somewhere – probably the tree.

I observed the new campers as they tried to spar with each other at the arena and chuckled when one of them accidently knocked his own sword out of his hand.

N: Are you hiding? Am I allowed to open random doors?

I chuckled and replied: Knock yourself out.

I went back to watching everyone act so peaceful, ignorance is bliss. They have no idea about the war that's coming.

"Found you, do you have to give such complicated instructions?" Nico whined as he joined me by the railing or the balcony. "Couldn't I just come through the front door, go to the third floor, and then find you waiting in front of the door?"

"Where's the fun in that?" I asked rhetorically, smiling mischievously at him.

He changed the subject and said, "The gods finally know of your existence…"

I nodded, "Yeah, would you agree with me if I said Poseidon should take over the throne?"

"Zeus's throne?" he asked. When I nodded, he said, "Well, yeah. Zeus really isn't good at making allies, he drove Percy and Annabeth away" he said the last part a bit more quiet and sorrowful.

My eyes widened, "Wait, I didn't tell you?" I exclaimed, "I thought I did!"

"Tell me what?" he asked, his eyebrows scrunching together.

"Percabeth"

"What about them?"

"They're in the army" I said sheepishly.

"Wait, seriously? And you tell me this now?" he said, his tone harsh.

"Sorry, I thought I already told you. I could've sworn I did" I muttered the last part to myself, looking conflicted.

His face softened, "It's fine, it would be nice to talk to them though."

"I can't do that – it's complicated. Eventually, I'll tell you who's who, but for now…" I trailed off.

He nodded and started observing the campers like I was doing before he showed up.

I took that chance to observe him. He's nothing like the books… I thought. There's this book series called Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus by some guy named Rick Riordan. The series had weirdly accurate events but some events were too painful to be put into words. Tartarus wasn't too accurate but some other things were such as Mount St. Helens and the underwater kiss. The movies ultimately sucked verses the books. The books… They were pretty good if you didn't know what actually happened. The character descriptions were either totally off or right on point. In the books, Nico was a depressed, gay, scrawny kid with a thing going on with Will Solace. Nico's not depressed in real life and he's quite well built and totally straight. Bianca isn't his sister, she's a mortal with serious skills in archery that joined the hunters and died fighting, and then got recruited into Tide. Will Solace? He's not gay either, he's a total player but the "doctor's orders" thing did happen.

I remember reading the books and thinking either how'd you guess? Or where'd you get that idea? Some things were just plain insulting whether they were from Rick's books or just mythology in general. Things like my mom being married to Erebus. They have kids – my half siblings – but they weren't married.

I snapped out of my thoughts when Nico snapped his fingers in front of my face smirking while saying, "enjoying the view?"

He blushed when I said "Definitely" then I smirked, "camp looks great in winter."

Nico's cheeks turned crimson as I chuckled.

"You're in the highest rank, right? Aren't you supposed to be, you know, giving the armies orders?" he said, changing the subject to avoid further embarrassment.

I smiled, "I think they can handle themselves for a while. Per- Plus, Omega and Alpha would call me if something happens" I said, smoothly covering up Percy's name before letting his identity slip.

My phone started ringing, it was dad. "Wait, I'll be right back" I told Nico as I answered the call and walked into my room.

"What's up dad?" I asked into the phone.

"It's Nyx…"

"Oh, what are you doing on dad's phone, mom?" I asked.

"I can't find mine. I'm just checking in. Are you adjusting well?" she asked in her motherly tone

I chuckled, "You're acting like this is my first time here."

"Nyx, do you have my phone?" I heard in the background.

"Yes dear, I'm talking to Ash"

"Put her on speaker"

"Hun, you're on speaker" mom said into the phone.

I chuckled, "I got that…"

"Are we interrupting anything" asked dad with a knowing tone.

"Not really, I was just talking to a friend."

"Anyone from the army?" mom asked.

"No" I replied, wanting the conversation to be over.

"Is he cute?" asked mom in a suggestive voice.

"How would you know if it's a he or she?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You usually become friends with guys rather than girls" dad answered, though his voice said stop avoiding the question.

I heard a messenger in the background rushing about something urgent as dad said, "Crap, we have to go. We'll talk later"

"Later" I said, hanging up.

I went back to the balcony and saw Nico looking deep in thought.

I snapped my fingers in front of his face like he did to me earlier and asked, "You alright?"

He nodded, "Yea, just thinking"

"Really? I had no idea" I commented sarcastically making the corner of his lips (not that I was looking) lift up into a smile.

"I'm gonna go check on things downstairs, you want anything to eat while I'm down there?"

"A happy meal"

"Will do" I replied, smiling fondly.

His eyes widened, "I was joke-"

"Too late!" I ran into my room, went downstairs and was something I was not expecting.

"Bianca… Why are you straddling Luke? Silena and Beck, get a room! Zoe, is that a hickey? What is going on here?"

"Umm, we were playing truth or dare…" said Silena, sheepishly rubbing the back of her arm.

I raised an eyebrow and sarcastically said, "I'm sure you were."

I went into the kitchen and tapped the cabinet twice, then opened it. There were fresh McDonald's meals in it. I took the happy meal and shadow traveled – Nico's not the only one that can do that – to the balcony.

Nico jumped, "Now I know how everyone else feels when I do that"

I chuckled and handed him his food, then went to the sofa that was resting against the walls at the corner of the balcony and lied down on it. I was about to close my eyes when my phone started ringing again.

I was feeling lazy so I answered the call without going to the other room, "What's up and who are you?" I asked in a sleepy tone causing Nico to chuckle beside me.

"It's me" said a voice I recognized as Percy.

"Hello me, nice to meet you" I greeted sarcastically.

"Hardy har har, where are you?" he asked nervously.

"In my room, why?"

"Just wondering"

"What do you want, Omega?"

"Ugh, we have to go down to camp and you have to come." he said, sounding as tired as me.

"Why?" I questioned.

"I don't know, Mr. D wanted something"

"Isn't it past 50 years? Why is Wine Dude still here?" I asked.

"I don't know" he replied, "Just, meet us at the amphitheater" he hung up.

"Mr. D's getting punished for something else, nobody knows what though. His punishment involves being camp director for another few hundred years and some other things" said Nico, answering my previous question.

I sighed, "I need to go, duty calls"

"Where are you going?" Nico asked as I sat up.

"Amphitheater" I answered. Then, I suddenly got an idea, "Nico, have you ever been through a portal?"

"No" he said cautiously as I put up my hood.

"Well, then today's your lucky day" I said, pressing my voice modifier.

I made a portal that lead behind a tree near the amphitheater, and then grabbed Nico's arm, "Let's go" I said as I pulled him into the portal. The wind blew into our faces as we ended up behind the tree.

"They're here, bye" I waved to Nico as I went over to Percy and Annabeth – I mean; Omega and Alpha.

"So why am I here exactly?" I asked once I got there.

I saw all the cabin leaders – Jason, Nico, Piper, Malcolm, Thalia, Leo, Pollux, Lou, Butch, Clarisse, Will, Katie, Travis, Connor, etc. – on the stage along with Dionysus and Chiron.

"Well," the centaur pursed his lips, "We'd like to welcome you to camp" he said as 13 golden flashes appeared behind him.

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