PercaBethPotter: Once again, I totally ship Nico and Ash!
Oh my gods, this chapter was good and the "rainbows in hell" thing was really fnny because I was thinking of Iris and Hades together and just, ugh! I feel like I'm going to explode! This is... You are a really goo writer and I'll check out your other stories.
I'm a goo writer, how am I supposed to take that? Lol, I hope it's a good type of explode...
Castie-With-A-Shotgun: SOLANGELOOO! YOU IDJIT! YOUR FUC-FUDGING HOMOPHOBIC-NESS! JUST DO IT!- NIKE
And I swear on Castiel's left butt cheek IF YOU FUDGING DO OC/NICO, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND ASK ALL THE ANGELS TO SMITE YOU IN ONE STRIKE. ALL OF THEM. AND PROBABLY ASK DEATH TO CAST YOU INTO THE DARKNESS OF THE WORLD. OH, RIGHT HE IS (Spoiler Alert) DEAD, SO LUCIFER OR HECK EVEN AMARA AND GOD/CHUCK. FUDGING FAGG*T
Lady u already know I ain't a Solangelo shipper... AND I'M NOT HOMO EITHER!
allen r: cool story choas stories are always better if niether percy or annabeth cheat
I completely 100% agree
Some guy: Is there gonna be a pairing about Ash and Nico?
Idk yet, should there be?
Micky D: Best chaos story ever. Update please also I love ash total badass
Thanks and thanks
Magnus gets Chased: I ship Nico and Ash so much
Nice to know
So some people ship Ash and Nico, ya or nah? Review or PM me. Cas, you don't count idjit. Now back to the story.
READ THE BOTTOM AN!
"Well," the centaur pursed his lips, "We'd like to welcome you to camp" he said as 13 golden flashes appeared behind him.
Percy's POV:
I looked away as the golden flashes appeared behind Chiron. I noticed Ash looking directly at them. I was going to tell her to cover her eyes but then the lights died down and in their places stood the Olympians: Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, Demeter, Hestia, Hera, Athena, Aphrodite, Ares, Hephaestus, Hermes, Artemis, and Apollo alongside Dionysus who was already there.
What do they want? I wondered.
In about five minutes, the entire camp was at the amphitheater.
Dad grinned but the light in his eyes were almost gone, just a bit left – probably because of mom. "Welcome to Camp Half-Blood" he said.
"Most of us have been here before" said Ash in a bored tone while examining her nails.
"Really? When was this and why wasn't I informed?" Zeus asked incredulously.
"Brother, they might be the campers that left when they were still unclaimed" Poseidon reasoned.
Zeus's eyes widened but as he opened his mouth, Ash cut him off by gasping dramatically, "They left? When was this and why didn't anyone tell me?" she mocked Zeus, causing the armies and cabin leaders to snicker as some gods – Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes, and Hades? – chuckled.
"You dare mock me?" Zeus thundered, glaring daggers at Ash.
"You dare raise your voice at me?" asked Ash at the same volume – maybe louder – as Zeus.
Zeus looked shocked for a moment but quickly regained his posture as he said, "You're on my territory right now, and I can-"
"You can what? Take away my powers? No, you can't. Send me to Tartarus? Been there, done that. Make me a slave? Trust me when I say, making me an enemy makes you the enemy of the universe – literally." Ash said as black clouds surrounded her and purple lightning flashed.
Zeus looked about ready to piss himself – if gods could do that.
Annabeth and I shared a look, and then quickly went over to Ash and put our hands on her shoulder. The clouds slowly cleared as she smiled maliciously and cooed, "Aww, is baby gonna cwy to mommy?
"It's your choice, be an ally and cooperate or be a fool" she warned, and then she shadow traveled away. She once told me that she shadow travels when she doesn't want anyone looking into the portal and finding out her location.
"Zeus is in trouble" Annabeth muttered beside me, staring at the place Ash once stood.
"No doubt" I said back.
"Well then… Should we do Capture the Flag?" Chiron asked no one in particular.
My eyes widened as I said, "NO! As much as I miss Capture the Flag, I don't want the army to kill the campers"
"I doubt you're that good, Punk" Guess who?
"We've fought over 200 wars and won them all. We are the last resort armies, the elite teams; do you really want to argue, Clarisse?" Annabeth asked, raising an eyebrow.
Clarisse's eyes widened, "That many wars? And how do you know my name?"
"Ash wasn't lying when she said we aren't new here" I replied while smirking at the awe in her eyes from the "won over 200 wars" comment.
"Where did the Stolls go?" asked Will, looking around.
"Yeah, and Katie" said Malcolm.
"And Di Angelo" chimed in Thalia.
Everyone started looking around and then-
"STOLLS!" Katie screamed bloody murder.
Everyone rushed to find Katie, totally forgetting about Nico.
"What happened, Katie?" asked her half sister, Miranda.
"Look" she said in horror as she pointed to the inside of her cabin.
Miranda went in, screamed, and then ran out of the cabin.
I went over to Katie and put a hand on her shoulder, "Katie, I need you to tell me what happened"
"Just look inside" she whispered.
I went inside her cabin and the first thing that hit me was the smell. It smelled a lot like Smelly Gabe, rotten eggs, smelly socks, and a boy's locker room mashed together.
I turned on the light and saw every single plant was wilted; the walls were painted with what looked a lot like barf and a lot of other things I don't have the words to describe.
I went outside and said a single word, "Gross"
"What is it, Omega?" Annabeth asked.
"It smells and looks like trash, the plants are all dead, it's just –"
"Gross" Annabeth finished for me.
I nodded, "I don't recommend going in there unless you bring and oxygen tank" I told everyone.
Nico's POV:
I decided to go check on Ash, knowing she'd be at her balcony.
"I want to kill him with every fiber of my being, I swear it" Ash said into her phone. I know it's wrong to eavesdrop but she could be a potential assassin, you can't blame me here.
"Of course I won't, mom," she said while rolling her eyes, "but he doesn't deserve to be the King of Olympus"
She wasn't wearing her hood anymore and her hair was in a ponytail.
She paused for a while, listening to her mom, and then said, "It's not my fault that the baby loves to throw a tantrum"
She paused for another minute and said, "Alright, I'll talk to you later" and hung up.
I silently went to the balcony's railings next to Ash and put an arm around her shoulder as she stared at camp.
"Nico," she said, even though she didn't see my face, "it's not very nice to spy on people and eavesdrop on their conversations."
I blushed, "How'd you know?"
She shrugged, "I have sources"
I decided not to question it and asked, "How are you feeling?"
"About?"
"You blew up at Zeus" I said as if it was obvious – it should've been.
"That was fun, did you see his face?" she laughed, "He looked about ready to piss himself!"
I laughed with her as I pictured Zeus as a scared little kid, "I think you earned the respect of pretty much the entire camp with that stunt."
"It wasn't a stunt, it's just me" she said, trying to look offended even though her grin gave it away.
Suddenly, there was a shrilled scream, "STOLLS"
"What did they do this time?" I muttered, rubbing my forehead.
"They trashed the Demeter cabin" Ash answered.
"How'd you guess?" I asked.
"I overheard them talking, don't worry about It." she said, trying to reassure me.
"Okay" I said warily.
She rolled her eyes at my sudden wariness and said, "Dude, seriously, chill."
"You're not gonna kill me in my sleep, right?" I asked jokingly.
She opened her mouth to object but then snapped it shut and then decided on saying, "Maybe" as she went into her room.
Ω
The next day, the entire Demeter cabin was clean without even a trace of the Stolls. No one knew who did it since all of Demeter's children were sleeping at the Big House. The Stolls were both sleeping so they weren't possible options – they also couldn't clean even if their lives depended on it.
The mysterious person didn't even leave a clue as to who s/he might be.
"Alpha, may I speak to you in private?" asked one of the soldiers; I think his name is Blade.
I saw Omega's jaw clench. He's jealous, I thought smiling.
I went up to Omega and asked, "How'd you calm Ash down, it was pretty cool" feigning interest. As if I didn't know, I thought, mentally rolling my eyes.
"Oh, we have a sibling relationship so… This wasn't the first time that happened" he tried explaining but failed miserably as I chuckled in my head.
"Cool, is Alpha your girlfriend?" I asked looking at the direction he was.
"It's that obvious, huh?" he asked.
I nodded and said, "If you don't want that dude to take her, you should go to her."
With that I left, knowing he took my advice and went over to Alpha.
"When'd you become a love guru?" asked Ash, coming from out of nowhere.
I jumped, "Stop doing that!" I said unable to stop myself from smiling.
"But it's fun…" she said, "So; who do you think did it?"
I shrugged, "No clue" I said, missing the way she smirked.
"Ash!" someone called.
"I'll see you later" Ash said as she jogged off.
Annabeth's POV:
I wonder what this is about, I thought as Luke led me away from the crowd.
As soon as we got out of earshot, Luke all but demanded, "Go on a date with me"
"What? No! You know I have a boyfriend" I said as my face morphed from confusion to shock.
"Please, I really need a girlfriend right now" he begged.
"You don't need one, you want one. Why don't you ask Zoë or Bianca?" I suggested, slowly backing away from him.
He shook his head, "I've lov-"
"Hey Wise Girl, Ash is calling us" Percy came to the rescue.
I nodded and went with him, not even bothering to say bye to Luke.
"Ash didn't actually call, did she?" I asked rhetorically.
"Nope" he said, popping the p.
"Good thing you showed up…" I muttered, looking at the ground.
His eyebrows scrunched together as he asked, "What'd he do?"
"He tried to get me to go out with him." I responded as we walked back to the Chaos cabin.
"Wha – but why?" he stumbled with his answer.
I shrugged. "So, did you come to me on your own or did someone tell you to?"
"Believe it or not, it was Nico. I won't explain why or how but it was Nico."
My eyebrows shot up to my hairline, "Nico? As in, Nico Di Angelo? The son of Hades? That Nico Di Angelo?" I rambled.
Percy chuckled, "Yes, we're talking about the same person"
"Seriously? He told you to save me?" I asked, still not believing Percy.
"Something like that" he said as we entered the Chaos cabin.
When we entered our room, I went to the bathroom and changed into pajamas even though it was the middle of the day.
Percy came up to me and kissed me deeply. "You know I love you, right?" he asked.
"I love you too" I said breathlessly.
He nodded to himself as if satisfied then went into the bathroom.
I went over to our bed and lied down. I stared at the ceiling wondering what would've happened if I weren't a demigod or if Percy and I never went on that first quest together.
Pretty soon, Percy came back from the bathroom but I didn't notice since I was deep in thought. Percy kissed my neck, snapping me out of my trance.
"Huh?"
Percy chuckled, "I could hear you think from the bathroom, even while the water was running."
I rolled my eyes, "You can't hear someone think, Seaweed Brain."
"The only reason you say that is because you're the one thinking and you don't realize it, but I can hear you, Wise Girl" he started speaking gibberish.
"Whatever you say Perce, whatever you say" I said as I fondly looked at my boyfriend of about a hundred years more or less.
"So if I told you to kiss me…?"
I rolled my eyes and pulled his head down into a kiss.
After what felt like a couple of hours but in reality, a few minutes, we pulled away.
Percy looked at me with nothing but love in his eyes and – I think – a hint of lust.
Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw a book. I pushed Percy off of me gently and went to go get the book off the table.
"Percy Jackson and The Titan's Curse" I read.
Percy suddenly started blushing deeply.
"What?" I asked.
He shook his head and rubbed the back of his neck – a nervous habit of his – and said, "Nothing"
I raised an eyebrow and then started reading the first page of the book. Percy looked about ready to crawl into a hole and die.
"Percy, is there anything you'd like to tell me?" I asked, raising an eyebrow both amused and annoyed at the same time.
"Nope"
I rolled my eyes and leaned my head against his shoulder as we lie down on our bed. I began reading the book.
Ω
"Did this actually happen?" I asked Percy, turning my head upwards to see his face.
"What are you talking about?" he asked, feigning ignorance.
"You saw my face when you looked at Aphrodite?" I cooed.
He nodded as his face flushed, "And that was before we started dating" he said making me blush.
I was about to continue reading when Percy suddenly snatched the book from my hands and threw it onto the table.
"Wha-"
Next thing I knew, Percy was hovering over me, kissing me. I was shocked at the sudden action but quickly kissed him back.
Percy started kissing my neck and mumbled something onto my skin.
"What was that?" I asked breathlessly as I tugged at his hair.
"Marry me"
Haha, I'm stopping here. Spoiler alert: She's not going to say yes.
Yes, I'm very evil.
Check out my profile for my other stories.
If you have any suggestions, PM me.
Review, spread the word, do whatever, flames will be laughed at.
Ω Yours in demigodishness and all that, peace out Ω
-Mal