Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto just my Oc's and plot.

Ali is pronounced Ally XDD

MY COMPUTER CRASHED! ENOUGH SAID! *goes to her emo corner*


Ch3. Chinken Ass

Kira looked over to Ali as they waited for Iruka to call them into the class; butterflies were taking over her stomach, it has been a long time since she was introduce to a class. "Man, Ali this feels like elementary all over again!" she cried holding her stomach.

"Oh yeah I forgot that you don't do well with crowds and meeting new people," Ali mumbled. "It will be fine just smile and wave."

"So now this is Penguins of Madagascar, smile and wave boy's smile and wave." Kira giggled.

"Just do it," Ali rolled her eyes smiling.

Sasuke glared out the window as Iruka yelled at brainless blonde for skipping class; this class was nothing but a waste of his time, time he could be using to find his brother and kill him for what he done and took. "Suesake!Suuuuueeeesake!" Sighing Sasuke closed his eyes feeling the corner of his mouth twitch, she could never say his name right, she always called him Sue-sake or Sock-sake, he could still hear her voice, see her candy blue hair, her eyes shining with happiness.

Reaching into his pocket he fiddled with a small bracelet, it was sliver with the Uchiha fan charm, he remember giving it to her for her third birthday saying he was now an official Uchiha. Opening his eyes he stared blindly out the window, Katsumi was somewhere out there, he knew she was still alive he never found her body and that's all he needed, and he wasn't alone just yet.

"OK, class before we being I would like you to met two new students who will joining us today." GreatSasuke thought more idiots to annoy him. He watched as a blonde girl walk in shyly, at first glance he thought she was Ino but as he took a good look he saw one of her eyes was sliver and the other was a rusty orange.

"Um, hi my names Al— I mean Tsubasa Ari and this is my friend-" The Ari girl stop short when she notice her friend fail to come in. Stomping over to the door the girl grabbed a caramel arm trying to tug the other student in. "Come on! Stop being a scaredy cat!" she hissed finally tugging her friend in the room. Sasuke felt his breathe stop short as he took in the other girl's appearance; she was tall with caramel skin and cotton candy blue hair and matching eyes.It can't be her...what are the chances it being Katsumi. He thought hoping to get his head back on straight.

"H-h-hi, m-my name is Hisakawa Katsumi..." she trailed off blushing.

Kira refused to look at the class and why should she, her shoes were way more interesting; nervously Kira scratched the back of her head looking to the right hoping to avoid eye contact only to met a pair of onyx color ones. Tensing Kira slowly turned to Ali speaking through her teeth, "The emo chicken ass is staring at me."

"Kira everyone looking at you." she smiled responding through her teeth as well.

"Ok everyone you know what today is, stop your groaning Naruto, field training is important, now I want you to go out and practice your Kunai and Shuriken throws." Iruka announced.

Trying to ignore emo chicken eyes Kira turned to Ali hoping to make a fast getaway, when she notice her and Ali's path was blocked by a group of students. "Hi my name Naruto Uzumaki, I'm going to become the Hokage someday!" Kira smiled at the blonde; she could never understand why some people disliked the hyperactive kid, to her people who couldn't have fun when Naruto was around were people who have sticks up their asses, thinking they will always be better hence they always get their ass kick by the so called loser.

"Nice to meet you! Uh, well I guess you already know our name." She smiled pointing to Ali.

"Yeah, Kat and Ari right?" He asked. "Kool, well if you want to be cool, you should hang with me, I rule this classroom." he puffed out his chest.

"Yeah right nerd, you rule by the most failing grade!" Kiba laughed hitting Naruto in the back of the head. "Hi the names Kiba Inuzuka." He gave a wolfish grin holding out an hand.

"Nice to meet you."Kira and Ali chorused.

"Out the way Kiba!" Ino shoved the dog loving boy away quickly sizing the two new girls up. "I like your outfit." she giggled to Ali.

"Oh, well thanks it was the only thing that fit me." Ali blushed.

"It's nice to have another blonde here, and no Naruto you don't count, you're more like insult!" she screamed. Rolling her eyes Kira accidentally made eye contact with duck boy, she froze unable to move her eyes. Why does he keep staring!

"Hi, my name's Haruno Sakura!" Kira was suddenly met with a pair of Forrest green eyes. "Is your hair natural?" she quickly question.

"Um, yeah I guess it is." Kira mumbled taking two steps back.

"OH MY GOSH! I never met someone else who has unusual natural hair!" she squealed clapping. Putting on a fake smile Kira looked over to Ali finding that she too was looking for an escape route of bimbo town.

"Hey, shouldn't we be practicing our kunai throwing outside?"Kira asked rubbing the back of her neck.

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Sakura gasped. "You're right I almost forgot, let's go Ino pig!" Kira suppressed a sigh when the two girls stared arguing who's the best while looping arms with Ali and herself. Shut the fuck up you stupid bitches! Knowing Kira thoughts Ali snickered.

"So, do the two of you know how to throw a Kunai or shuriken?" Ino asked smugly. Kira and Ali looked at one another unsure how to answer the question. "Here are some kunais, let's see what you newbies got huh?" Taking the kunai from Ino both girls were surprised how heavy the knives actually were.

"Um, right." they answered weakly. Kira gulped she had horrible aim; just ask the wall and the many holes in her brother's room where the dart broad is held. Bring her arm back Kira then threw the kunai closing her eyes before it marked its landing, upon hearing a thunk, she opened her eyes to see she had made the bull's eye; shocked she looked over to Ali to find the same result.

"Lucky shot," Kiba yelled. "best two out of five!" he announced hand more kunais over, this time Kira held her eyes open, again the weapon make its mark. Shrugging it off Kira and Ali took another kunai for it to make the bull's eye again. This was no lucky shot how in the hell am I making those shots? Ali caught Kira attention signaling to miss this shot giving them three out of five; nodding Kira aimed for over the targets to the tress behind it, throwing it as hard as she could Kira looked over at Ali's to see hers had made it to the grass right next to her target, smiling Kira looked at her to see it deeply inside the bull's eye. No fucking way!

"Give me a bucket of kunais and shurikens please!" Kira asked. There was no way in hell that was luck. Gathering shurikens in each knuckle in both hands Kira threw them with all her strength at the same time, only for each of them to imbed themselves in the bull's eye. Kira bit her knuckle pulling on one of her pigtails looking at Ali; she shrugged unsure of what to say to her.

"WOW, Katsumi-san you're really good! Hell your even better then the teme!" Naruto yelled happily.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY NAAARRUUUTOOO?" Sakura yelled hitting the poor blonde.

"But, you see I'm not even trying, that's the point!" Kira yelled throwing her hands up and accidentally releasing a kunai she was holding, making it land in the bull's eyes. "Aww come on! That was an accident!" she cried stomping her feet when something occurred to her. "Ali! I'm amazingly good at weapon throwing!" she yelled shaking her friend by the shoulders.

Knowing where this was headed Ali brushed Kira away. "Kira you are not a Mary sue ok and plus this is just kunai and shuriken, now if you become remarkably good at taijutsu and genjutsu to make Rock Lee and the Hyuuga clan look like playtime then you can worry." Ali patted her blue hair friend.


2 hours later.

"I'M DOOOM! WAHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR!" Ali stared at her friend kick and hit the ground in her tantrum of now be an official Mary sue. Sighing Ali rubbed her face, it was true Kira was great at everything she tried without trying. "WHY MUST THOU BECOME THE THING THOU HATE!NAY METHINKS NOT, THAT THOU WERE BEAUTIOUS, YEA, THOU WERE AS FAIR AS A ROSE."

"Kira why in the Sam hill, are you speaking in old English for!" Ali giggled. "Come get up I think everyone's coming back." But Kira stayed on the ground not caring if people looked at her weird, with her face in the dirt and her feet in the air; she wanted nothing then to disappear, Iruka said since she was better than everyone else that she could sit out along with Ali.

"Kira, come on he told me to sit out too!" Ali whined trying to move her friend.

"Yeah, but you at least had to try, I didn't even think! It was like my body was three steps ahead before I could register what happen."

"Isn't that a good thing?" a cool hard voice spoke. Rolling to her back Kira looked up to see none other than the chicken ass himself.

"So you finally decide to introduce yourself, instead of staring at me all day huh?" she spoke boringly.

"I...m-miss you." he whispered lowly only for her to hear.

"YOU WHAAAA!" Ali and Kira screamed as she hoped to her feet.

"I always knew you were alive, especially when I found this!" he seem not have heard her and Ali's yelled of confusion, as he pulled out an bracelet. "Iruka told me that you don't remember anything..."

"Yeah." she spoke eying the bracelet. When she was little she had one just like that, a family friend give it to her when he came back from an anime convention, saying that she was now a true Uchiha.

"I was hoping this might bring back some memories..." he trailed off. Twitching Kira looked at Ali who was just a confused, why was he being nice and shy; this wasn't the Sasuke they knew, what happen to the emo-ness!

"Umm well we should really be going." Ali spoke before gabbing Kira hand ready to high-tail it away from the massive OOC-ness of the ex-emo prince.

"Wait! I want you to have this!" he yelled catching hold of Kira wrist. "It's your anyways."

Freaking out Kira smiled and shook her head. "No, I think you should keep it, it has more value to you then me, plus I don't even remember the thing." she laughed trying to free her hand.

"Katsumi, I know when you're lying to me, I know you remember it, if only a little." he spoke giving her wrist a light squeeze.

Kira twitched she was having an OOC overload! She needed a distraction fast! "Really, ummm ok look if I wear it would you leave me alone!" she asked twitching, not really caring if he looked slight taken back by her words, she never really like Sasuke, with his cockness and belittling on Naruto then out for his brother blood! Come on the dude was emo city at least Gaara had only one set of problems.

"Only if you promise to try to remember and met me tomorrow here at 7:00 am."

"What that soo early! Argh fine deal!" she snapped her wrist out his hand after he placed on the bracelet but sadly she wasn't quick enough and the whole class saw him putting on the bracelet. "Shit, fan-girls. SCATTTER!" Kira yelled as she and Ali ran one way while Teme went another. Running into town the girls found themselves amongst the shopping center crowed with people.

"Quick, let's pull a Scooby Doo!" Ali giggled pulling Kira into a random store.

"I saw them run this way!" The mob of angry, mouth foaming fan-girls screeched.

"THERE!" Ino yelled pointing into a shopping window. Ali and Kira tensed, they were the ones in the window wearing a fairy tutu like dress, and Ali wore a green and purple dress with purple stilettos, while Kira wore a pink and black dress with pink heels. "I have to have those shoes!" Ino cried running into the store.

"Me too!" Sakura squealed after her. Kira looked at Ali dumfounded as they made a quick escape.

"I can't believe that actually worked."

"Well, it wasn't hard, all she talks about are clothes, shoes and how hot the emo bird is." She grumbled.

"Who cares as lon-" Kira stopped short as she spotted the back of someone's head in the crowd of people; she knew the back of that head better then she knew herself. "MOM!"

"Kira?" Ali questioned as she looked into the crowd of people to see what Kira did.

"Mom, wait, come back!" she screamed trying to push people out of her way. Her mother must be scared out of her mind, she never really understood anime or bother trying but Kira could care less as long that she was here everything will be fine. "Mom!" Kira saw her turn down an alley way before getting back on the main street again but as she got close to the end of the alley she lost sight of mom and come to a deserted road.

"Mom, Mama, where did ya go! Mommy!" Kira screamed, how could she have lost her, she was right in front of her. Damn where am I...I don't remember how to get back. "SHIT!"

"Katsumi?" Whipping around Kira saw none other than the emo chicken himself.

"Uchiha? What are you doing here? Are you following me?" Kira asked glaring.

"Uh, first off what's with the last name bases, second, I should be the one asking what are you doing here and third, no this is my compound." he answered walking closer.

"Your compound?" she rose a brow looking around her and sure enough there were the Uchiha fans. "Oh, I didn't realize I came here." She turned when she heard him laugh softly.

"You always use to do that."

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, what do you mean?" he asked frowning.

"Uh, you see um people told me...that you were I don't know...a cocky jerk, know it all, better then anyone at the school, stuck up ass whole with emo problems." Kira said crossing her arms. "And now your all," she shrugged. "Nicey nicey." Sasuke looked at her before nodding his head to the left indicating to follow him. Deciding, that if he was to try anything she could just whoop his ass with her awesome taijutsu. Hey maybe being good at everything is so bad.

While following the rare emo cockatoo migrate through his house, Kira couldn't help but notice his once ooc-ness chance into his normal cold stand offish emo mood. We must be getting close to where his brother killed his partners. Kira blinked when he kicked open one of the door leading into a trashed room that was dark with kunais and shurikens stuck in all directions of the room, even with all that a soft cool smell of cologne, the type that make you lean in wanting more, waft through the air. Sasuke kick something around before finding what he wanted, not picking it up he kicked close to her feet.

"What is it?" she asked. When he didn't answer she picked it up dusting off the dirt and grime; what she saw made her eyes widen. She held an old photo of a group of people but three of them caught her eyes first, Itachi, Sasuke and her. Itachi had a soft smile that was so small she could have been imaging it, as Sasuke sat on his shoulders waving at the camera with a huge grin, then lastly her she had her small chubby arms wrapped tightly around his neck as she gave him a big kiss on the cheek. She slowly moves her eyes away from the three of them, to the other people in the picture.

"Hey those people!" she spoke taking out the picture the Hokage gave her early that day.

"Those are my parents." Sasuke spoke softly his breath brushed her face. Kira jumped not expecting him to be so close to her, she slipped having Sasuke quickly wrap his arms around her pulling her to him. "I didn't mean to scare you." Kira tried to fight off the blush that threatens to spread across her face as she pushed him away.

"I-its kool, umm it's getting late I should be going." she rushed turning out the room.

"It's 3:00." he deadpan.

"Yeah well I have ta go to the Hokage." she shrugged walking away.

"I'll walk with you." Kira sighed what was it, going to take to make the emo bird leave.

"Well, this is where we go our separates paths." she announced at the entree of the Uchiha complex. "It's been real, and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. Late cockatoo." she saluted him lazily walking away leaving him with ruffled feathers.


A little while later:


"Aww, this picture is sooo cute!" Ali squealed rolling on her new bed. When walking away from the Uchiha's place Kira ran into an Anbu saying the Hokage had sent for her and Ali, she found out that the ol' man had set up an apartment full with furniture, clothes and food, and that Ali was already there. Though Kira was glad that Ali was still bent out of shape for leaving her, she said she felt "forgotten". So now they sat in their new home, listing to Naruto crash around his room practicing his jutsus. "I can't believe you walked out without know you still had the picture."

"So what, it was just going to get thrown back into Ita's room and gather more dust." Kira sighed rolling to her back holding her bracelet above her head.

"You mean Itachi." Ali corrected.

"Yeah isn't that what I said."

"No, you said Ita! You had a nick name for Itachi when you were little!" Ali screamed jumping on the bed.

"No I didn't! And plus that's a crappy nick name!" Kira frown kicking Ali off the bed.

"Oh, so you want to get physical now!" Ali said rising slowly armed with a pillow.

"Bring it Blondie!"

"Oh it has already been broughten." she then swung her pillow hitting Kira hard.

The girls fought calling the other name as pillow guts were spilled everywhere when there was a knock at the door. Ali furiously ripped open the door while Kira chucked a pillow at the visitor face not caring who it is.

"Why did I just get hit with a pillow?" Naruto asked.

"Who cares, pick a side!" Kira laughed.

"For Ramon!" Ali yelled hitting Kira unexpectedly.

"For the Death of Teme!" Kira screamed hitting Ali back.

"For Narnia!" they both yelled.

"Or… how about the other two!" Naruto yelled hitting both girls with the pillow that hit him earlier. "Believe it!"


So yeah my computer completely stopped working somehow my all my data was erased even my windows vista! when i turn on my laptop it was like no data! but Luckiy i saved all my life on my fash drive so this is how this ch is up by me waking up in 9:oo in the morning to drag myself to the libary to get this to you and on my off day! now dont say i dont love you lmao!

P.s. for the one that read Stubbron love it will be out soon *hopefully * so plz stick with me.

ok so there it is i hope it has some potential of becoming something and if not well I'll move on! AND IF YOU HAVE IDEAS ITS WELCOME!

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