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Chapter 05: Mr. Mayor, His Mistress and Sara's White Ass

"Hold on, this is getting trippy even for me, and that's saying a lot. So you went back in time to Nanda Parbat on a mission and found Nyssa's mom, who should've been dead, but she wasn't. Fishy, to say the least. You kicked each other's asses for a while causing a huge scene, which I would have loved to witness, by the way. Then you kept track of her over time and found out she would have died last year, so you went to Corto Maltese and after Nyssa and Malcolm left you gave her CPR and brought her back. Risky, even for you"

"Yes"

"Because Nyssa's older brother, whom she grew up with but had no idea was her brother, is going cuckoo after eating some weird mystic heart—extremely gross—and Nyssa and her mom will probably, and I cannot stress that word enough, be the only ones able to help him. But they don't know that yet"

Sara nodded and added "And shouldn't know, Felicity, so hush"

"Of course, I can obviously keep secrets! And Lourdes lost track of…" she frowned trying to remember the weird name Sara gave her before.

"Saracon"

"...Saracon after Merlyn left her for dead, so the guy still thinks she's dead 'cause she couldn't find him yet" she paused "Oh! And Merlyn is Nyssa's crazy brother's father" she rubbed her temple and closed her eyes.

"Correct" Sara answered from her spot, sitting on the hacker's desk, her bare feet resting on a chair next to the other woman.

"Are we gonna address the fact that Malcolm Merlyn seems to have had a lot of obviously unprotected, impeccably effective intercourse?"

"I'd rather not, Felicity; and honestly don't know why anyone would want to"

"Anyway! So, Nyssa is still super mad at her mom about everything and they are still going through some stuff right now as we speak"

"Yeah"

"Unsupervised"

"She is a grown woman"

"How do you know she won't kill her?"

She smiled and nudged Felicity's knee with her bare foot "Because she is her mom, dork. And she is good people, regardless of everything that happened. She only wanted to keep Nyssa safe. Would you have killed your mom? She kinda did the same for you"

"Not gonna lie, sometimes I want to, but for entirely different reasons"

Sara chuckled and shook her head "Whatever, nerd. Now, we kinda need you to work your magic and come up with some very fake documents for the three of them, that should actually be very, very real. Can you do that?"

"I'm just gonna assume that's a rhetorical question and move on. Otherwise I should feel insulted" Felicity said turning to face her computer "I will come up with some stuff to get you guys the real deal"

"Fucking love you" Sara answered laughing.

"I know; and you should" the hacker grinned up at her "I like red wine and chocolate, you know, in case you are feeling grateful tomorrow"

Oliver was frowning as he approached them "Sara, what you did was incredibly reckless. What if you altered something?"

"You do know that was a private conversation, right? Nosy much?"

"What if it got you killed?" he obviously decided to ignore that statement to keep judging her.

Sara rolled her eyes at him "What? Is Barry the only one who can time-travel and fix his shit?"

"This is different"

"How exactly? Because I'm a woman?"

"What? That has nothing to do with anything!"

The former assassin shrugged "Then what, Ollie?"

"Think of the consequences"

"Oh, yeah, forgot about the terrible, terrible consequences. My girlfriend got her mother back after you, of all people, killed her father; and she is finally getting closer to actually be happy. And so am I, by the way, in case you were wondering or something"

Oliver took a step closer to her, still frowning "I had to kill Ra's, there was no other way. That same night she even told me she wanted to do it herself"

"Yes, because it would have been the honorable way. The League's way. Given their history, which you know absolutely nothing about, they both deserved that ending. She deserved the chance to prove her father she was willing and able to fight for what was rightfully hers" she paused to take a deep breath, trying to calm down "And, as if taking that away from her wasn't enough, you gave Malcolm-fucking-Merlyn her birthright"

"Look, Sara—"

"I don't give a shit" Sara interrupted him abruptly "I got enough crap from Rip already. He couldn't stop me from doing my shit, what makes you think I care about what you have to say about it, after you did everything in your power to lose my trust?"

"You used to care" he shrugged, faking he wasn't hurt by her words.

"Exactly. Used to. I'm a grown ass woman who can kick some serious ass like nobody's business. Including yours. I can make my own decisions, so think whatever you want. It's done and I don't need anyone's approval but Nyssa's. She is the one I've been with for years and whom I share a life with, in case you forgot"

"I didn't forget, Sara, but—" he started in a small voice.

"Oh, for fuck's sake, enough with the brooding!" Sara interrupted "I didn't kick your fucking puppy. Not everything is about you, Ollie" she sighed and shook her head "You seriously need to stop that self-righteous crap you have going on. It's annoying, insulting, misogynistic and could get you killed. Probably at Nyssa's hand" she glared at him "And I won't stop her, might even help her"

"So, here's a question, did you have like a picture, 'Back to the Future' style, to see if anyone disappeared from it like Marty's brother and sister?" Felicity asked interrupting their argument "That would've been so cool!"

Sara laughed "You keep getting cuter every time I see you. No, but I had Gideon" she glared at Oliver before saying "I triple checked before doing anything to make sure I wouldn't alter the timeline and kill us all" she put on a fake smile for him and then looked back at Felicity "It's nice to hear some people have so little faith in me, tho. Comforting" she jumped from the table and quickly put her boots back on.

"Where are you going?" Oliver asked frowning.

"Oh, shoot! Forgot to ask!" she exclaimed looking at him apologetically "Do I have your permission to go pick my girlfriend up from her mother's, Mr. Mayor? I wouldn't wanna do anything to upset you, but we only have the one car"

He sighed loudly and ran his fingers through his short hair in exasperation "Don't you think you're being over dramatic?"

"I wouldn't know. I'm a woman, so I can hardly think for myself. Why don't you tell me?" she placed her hands on Felicity's shoulders and kissed the top of her head before walking to the elevator. The hacker bit the inside of her cheek trying very hard not to laugh out loud the whole time.

"Tell Nyssa hi for me! See you guys tonight!" Felicity shouted before the elevator doors closed with the very distinct sound of Sara's voice saying "Mr. Mayor Douchebag"

Oliver looked down at the sitting blonde, still frowning "You could've helped there"

"And miss all the fun? Nah. 'Sides, honey, you were kind of an ass to her and Nyssa, you had it coming" she patted his arm, then turned to face her computer again "I am nothing but your mistress; she is your wife's beloved, whatever that means, she out-ranks me… I think. Be grateful she didn't punch you in the throat this time"

Before they could resume their previous activities, the elevator doors opened again "God, how embarrassing, I almost forgot!" Sara said casually walking over to Oliver, placing her left hand on his right shoulder under his curious gaze, before delivering a perfectly aimed and controlled punch to his groin, making him groan in pain and bend over.

"Sara!" Felicity gasped, jumping from her chair and rushing to Oliver's side "I would've liked to have kids someday!"

Sara leaned down so her face was close to Oliver's as he knelt on the floor, still not daring to breathe. She grabbed his face with one hand, squeezing painfully, and made him look at her in the eye before saying through gritted teeth "Maybe next time you'll think twice before acting like a condescending douche. You hurt Nyssa again, in any way, and I will kill you. You don't wanna test my restraint; it would be way too easy and far too satisfying to give into my blood lust"

"You do realize I was reading that, beloved, don't—"

Sara moved around the couch after taking the book from Nyssa's hands from behind, to stand in front of her girlfriend in nothing but her black lacy underwear. Her mere sight interrupting the brunette abruptly. She pressed a button on the remote she had in her hand and soon some music filled the loft.

She smiled to herself, pleased with the reaction she got, then moved to straddle her girlfriend's lap, who immediately placed her hands on her bare thighs.

"You wanna keep reading?" the blonde asked, getting rid of the remote and rubbing the other woman's arms.

Nyssa looked up and down Sara's body before looking into her eyes, half smirk in place "Suddenly I find myself engaged in some immensely more interesting activities than reading"

Sara smiled and moved her hands up the back of Nyssa's neck, then tangled her fingers in her hair before leaning down to kiss her deeply.

The brunette responded immediately, moving her hands slowly up her sides, until her fingers brushed the soft material of her bra, then moved them to the front, slowly raking her nails down Sara's abs.

Sara had to break the kiss when she felt her girlfriend's nails, keeping their lips so close they were almost still touching and hissing loudly. Nyssa smiled and kissed her again, moving one hand up the blonde's back and snapping her bra clasp open, using her other hand to remove it completely.

Feeling extremely naked in comparison, Sara quickly removed her girlfriend's shirt and tossed it aside, somewhere close to where her bra had just landed. She bent down smiling and kissed her again, nibbling on her lip, then biting down on it when she felt those familiar hands move up to her breasts.

She kissed down Nyssa's jaw, moving with the same soft kisses down her neck and rocking her hips involuntarily when she felt a gentle pinch "Oh, fuck"

"Language" the brunette warned smiling.

"Oh, please, you love the swearing when we fuck" she took the opportunity to bite down hard on her neck, before soothing the bite with her tongue, making her girlfriend gasp.

"I believe there is no point in denying it when the proof is so… tangible" Nyssa said smiling and Sara giggled, slowly moving her hand down the brunette's body with a clear goal in mind.

Nyssa sighed softly in anticipation and Sara smiled into her neck before sucking on her pulse point, turning that soft sigh into a shaky one.

Before any woman could react, the front door opened and they barely heard Sin's voice over the music "Guys? We've been knocking for like—GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES! I'M BLIND!" she backed away, her hands dramatically covering her eyes.

"Oh, shit!" Sara gasped and pressed her body to Nyssa's, who immediately wrapped her arms around her, shielding both their bodies from the intruder's eyes. The blonde turned her head to the door, where now a smirking Thea stood looking at them, clearly very amused "What the fuck, Thea?! Don't you guys knock?!"

"We've been knocking for like five minutes. We got worried, that's why we let ourselves in with the key you gave Sin for emergencies" the youngest Queen said still smirking "Guess between the music and your obvious situation you didn't hear"

"You think?!" Sara snapped, making her laugh.

"I know you are a college dropout, but this is general knowledge by now, so you might wanna look into it: sock on the doorknob!"

"The hell is wrong with you, people?! This is our home!"

"What's going on? Are they hurt? Let me—" Roy was immediately cut off by Thea's hand firmly on his chest before he could enter the apartment "No way in hell you are stepping foot in here right now. They're more than fine, go help Sin with her blindness"

Nyssa buried her blushing face in the blonde's neck, who wrapped her arms around her, fingers rubbing her scalp for some kind of comfort.

"Are you planning to move and get dressed, or…?" Thea asked smirking, folding her arms and shaking her head in mock confusion.

"For fuck's sake, Thea! Go wait outside!" Sara yelled frustrated.

"Fine!" the younger woman said still smirking "Nice underwear, Sara, very sexy" she stepped out and closed the door behind her before the flying cushion could hit her.

"Habibti" Nyssa whined pitifully looking at her, still blushing furiously.

The blonde smiled and kissed her lips softly "At least you still had your bra on, I'm the half naked one"

"Your back is partially to the door, beloved, they did not see anything but that"

"And my ass"

They both laughed before the blonde moved away from Nyssa's lap, standing up and holding a hand out for her to grab and get up, too. She reached for her bra and her girlfriend's shirt "I'm gonna go upstairs and get dressed, can you let the guys in?"

"Is it absolutely necessary?"

"The brave and bold Nyssa al Ghul scared to face three kids?" Sara teased walking up the stairs while the other woman put her shirt back on.

"Raatko" the brunette corrected "And they are most definitely not children"

"Tell that to Sin and her newly found blindness" Sara said after clasping her bra back on, leaning on the railing to look at her girlfriend and laughing.

"Fair enough" Nyssa answered smiling up at her and moved to the door, picking up the discarded cushion "Now move away from the railing, beloved, I do not wish to rip Roy's eyes out; I grew quite fond of him, too"

She saw the blonde move back deeper into their open bedroom and could still hear her laughter. Shaking her head and smiling, she opened the door "Please, do come in"

"Is she wearing clothes?" Sin asked, still leaning back against the wall covering her eyes.

Roy snorted and pushed her shoulder so she would start walking after Thea. Once the three of them were inside, Sin having miraculously recovered her sight, Nyssa closed the door and told them to make themselves comfortable.

"Where's Sara?" Roy asked looking around.

"Upstairs, putting clothes on" Nyssa answered blushing to Thea's amusement.

"Thank God!" Sin exclaimed sitting on the sectional sofa, deliberately avoiding the loveseat where she inadvertently caught the two women minutes ago.

"Shut up, Sin!" the blonde yelled from upstairs "You didn't see anything!"

"Yes I did!" the young woman yelled back "Some side boob and your lace clad pale ass! And I couldn't spot your right hand, so I don't really wanna think about where that was" she glanced at Nyssa with one eyebrow raised after saying that.

Thea started laughing "Yeah, I kinda saw that, too"

"Oh, bite me! You're all just jealous!"

Nyssa retreated to the kitchen side of the loft in silence to retrieve some water and hide her still blushing cheeks, while Roy just looked back and forth between the arguing women, knowing a lot better than to intervene in their argument.

"Jealous of what? Your white, pale ass?" Thea asked giggling.

"That too, but mostly 'cause we are older and have way more sex than all three of you combined" the blonde said laughing while walking down the stairs fully dressed.

"Gross, Sara! You are like my sister!" Sin exclaimed, closing her eyes and covering her ears with her hands.

"She's traumatized, see what you did?" Thea pointed at the younger girl, laughing amused "She is even avoiding the sex couch"

The blonde moved closer to the sofa Sin was sitting on and took one hand away from her ear "FYI, we had sex on every single piece of furniture in this apartment. Including this couch"

Nyssa choked on her water and started coughing.

"Jesus!" Sin jumped from the couch in less than a second and punched her kinda-sister's arm "So gross! I hate you"

Sara and Thea started laughing, while Roy kept it to the most respectful smirk he could come up with. Sin kept brushing her clothes and shivering in the most exaggeratedly way possible.

"Guys!" Thea exclaimed getting everyone's attention while looking at her watch "I left my brother running everything in my brief absence, we need to get going, I don't trust him that much with my business, so move your asses and let's go!"