Disclaimer: ÉG dont eigin Naruto en því miður ég vildi að ég gerði.

Ali is pronounced Ally XDD. Sry this took forever to get out i was stumped but then was hit the the idea wall literary it came out of no where lol anyways hey ya go.

P.s. I'm sooo sry it this is super long idk how much i worte until I post on Dox Man.. lol

Ch. 6 Teams and Survival training?

Ari groan as she hung upside down sitting in a chair, listening to Iruka voice call out the teams. "I'm. So. Bored!"

"Join the club." Mimi grunted who was spread out on a table with her arm over her head.

"Is there a hungry club?" Katsumi asked rubbing her stomach.

"Yeah that's Choji's club." Ino scoffed. "But I don't see why you would want to join that club."

"'Cause I'm hungry that's why!" Katsumi jumped going over to Choji.

"Yo, Choji can I join your club too!"

"As long as I get the last of anything." He munched, while she sat down next to him.

"That's fine with me!" she smiled when he offered her some chips.

"You're the BEST!"

"Ya, know I wouldn't *munch, munch* mind, if we were on the same team together."

"Same here, Cho!" she smiled bumping his shoulder with hers.

"All the two of you would do is eat!" Ino rolled her eyes. "A guy won't like a girl if she eats more then her does."

"Name one!" Katsumi smirked knowing she won't be able to…well she may say Sasuke, but he doesn't count.

"Umm, well Sasuke for one…"

"Tch, yeah right." Ari laughed. "You should see the way he always drools over Katsumi's ass! It's like Choji seeing an all you can eat sign!"

"HE DOES WHAT?" Katsumi yelled in horror. "And you're just now telling me!"

"I don't always stare at her ass!" Sasuke yelled to his defense.

"Oh so you sometimes stare!" Mimi laughed.

Suddenly felling the need to shower and cover herself Katsumi glared at the Bird. "Sick pervert!" she yelled at Sasuke, before yelling at the fan-girls. "Oh go fuck yourself in a corner bitches!"

"HISAKAWA KATSUMI!" Iruka boomed. "What was that?"

"Uh….what? I uh umm… All I said was umm…go duck yeah, go duck….uh yourself in a corner…you bunches,…hehehe… yeah, that's what I said, because I'm so good with a kunai…" Katsumi laughed nervously, rubbing the back of her head.

"Watch your speech Katsumi." Iruka demanded before continuing on with naming the Katsumi went to glare at Sasuke when she saw him lipped locked with Naruto.

Now when Katsumi was back in her world and she saw this she giggled and went about her business but now after living with Naruto and causing hell for Sasuke she couldn't help but laughed so hard her side began to hurt.

"Oh my….I can't …" she laughed holding her stomach and the desk to keep her from falling over.

"Breathe, Katsumi, my gosh girl take a breath!" Mimi's thick country accent laughed. "Ya funnier than a three leg-get (A/N: I did that on purpose) dog.

Katsumi did as told but it only made her eyes water."Wow cockatoo I didn't know you roll that way!" Katsumi laughed.

"Shut up Katsumi!" he yelled only making the candy haired child laughed harder.

"Naruto I can't believe you're cheating on me!" Katsumi faked a sob on Choji's shoulder.

"I think we should see other people…"Naruto joked. "It's me not you!"

"Team 8 your sensei is here." Iruka announced.

"How troublesome, why do we have to change rooms." Shikamaru grumbled lazily.

"Why do I have to be on this team and why does Billboard brow get to be on Sasuke-kun team!" Ino cried.

"Good luck Cho!" Katsumi smiled. "You're goanna need it with that PMSing monster."

"WHAT YOU CALL ME!"

"Thanks Kat." He grinned back throwing the rest of his bag of chips to her. "Oh, does this mean we're going steady!" She squealed excitedly.

Choji threw his head back and laughed walking out the door. Shikamaru stared at Katsumi with eyes that seem to be saying "thank you", she shrugged and looked at him "no prob" she smiled as he left.

"Katsumi—

"I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!" she scared. "IT WAS SASUKE!"

"Stop blaming things on me?"

"Katsumi I wasn't, scolding you… I was saying that you, Ari and Mimi will be team 11." Iruka said slowly trying to suppress a smirk, trying.

"…oh…"

"Wait but that's an all girls team." Sakura deduced.

"Well I really hope so darlin, I may be flat but I aint not boy." Mimi raised a brow.

"Uh, that's not what I meant..."

"I know sug I'm jus yankin ya tail." She winked.

"How much longer?" Ari whined now lying under the table.

"I don kno but I'm runnin out of Katsumi's hair ta braid!" Mimi and Sakura pouted.

"My ass gone num..." Katsumi grumbled, pushing one of the many braids out of her face."It would be kool if we all have the same Sensei…"

"Yeah it would but that would mean we would be one whole team not two." Sakura mused.

"Naruto, I know you can do better than that." Katsumi remarked getting up going to the blonde.

"Really then what do you suggest oh wise one." He snickers as he tossed the chalk eraser to her, she just grinned evilly.

"There no way a jonin going to fall for that..." Sasuke droned.

"Sasuke want a cracker." He flipped her off.

Ignoring him Katsumi admired her work, when Kakashi walked in the door Naruto's eraser will fall on the jonin's head like planned but as he walked through the door he was trip over the ninja wire where two erasers will hit both sides of his head then one in his face at the same time and she made sure the erasers were extra, extra dusty with a hint of pink chalk for face eraser.

"This is stupid." Sakura huffed. "And Sasuke-kun is right our senseis are jonins there is no way they going to fall for it!"

"Sakura stop kissin Sasuke's feathery ass, and grow some back bone, live a little." Ari laughed just as the door opened and Kakashi poking his head in getting hit with eraser on his head but before the other three could hit him a female burst in pushing him out the way, before getting hit with the three erasers.

"OK WHO WERE THE FILTHY MAGGOTS WHO DID THIS?" the female roars.

"It was Sasuke and Sakura!" Katsumi and Naruto yelled pointing.

"Stop blaming shit on me!"

"So who's whose sensei?" Mimi asked in a bored tone finally use to all the screaming.

"Hmm, yes I'm Team 7 sensei, Kakashi Hatake, and Anko Mitarashi is Team 11 sensei." He answered in that sexy voice of his, scratching the side of his head.

"Why are you late?" Naruto yelled.

"Oh I you see this old lady—

"Yeah right you were sooo reading this porn book." Ari and Katsumi chorused together. The silver hair Jonin snatched his book back, putting it in his coat pocket, eyeing the two girls.

"How old are the two of you?" He asked leaning close to them, sizing them up, but Ari saw that he was sizing there breast more then anything.

"Any age you want me to b—OWW—I mean 12." Katsumi smiled rubbing her side where Ari elbowed her.

Kakashi looked up from the girl breast, 12? how could she be that young have have the breast size of a grown women? he thought to himelf before praying to the gods that both girls could be his hear Kakashi's preverted giggling in his preverted way. "Hmm my fisrt impression is ...I dont like you guys! Well expect those two." He rubbed his chin ponitng to Katsumi and Ari. "OW!"

"Oh my bad, did I do that?" Mimi fake surprise. Damn prevy Jonin doesn't like me cause I gots no boobs.

"Yo Kakashi stay away from my student!" Anko yelled dragging them away.

Sitting out on a terrace Anko looked at her students, seeming lost. "Ok, maggots look I'm not really cut out for this sensei shit, kay so if I miss up some where your lost, oh and I dont like slow pokes so keep up, got it?"

"Uh...yeah?" the three looked at one another.

"Good, so uh tell me about yourseleves or something shit like that." She rolled her hand absentmindedly.

"M'kay I'll goses first. Mys names Mimi, I like to blow thinga up, umm I dislike good fo nothuin, preverted men! I dream to control my chakra...as for my hobbies um hang with the girls...oh an blowin stuff up!" She smiled.

"Gosh Mimi you are soo counrty," Ari laughed. "Um My name's Ari, I like to have fun I guess, I dislike mean and rude people, my dream is to become the world greatset Medical Nin, my hobbies are cooking, cleaning, and learing new things."

"Yo my peps, names Katsumi, I like to pull pranks, eat lots of raman, I dislake Sasuke Uchiha, suck up bitches, my breast size and long hair, cleaning cooking unless it somethin I like, as for my dream..." she gave a wicked smile to Ari, who facepalmed. "Is to marry a certin smexy redhead and spawn lots and lots of smexy children, oh and to kill a certin brunette...and that reminds me." she smiled going to the railing.

Sasuke stared aimlessly at his new sensei as he spoke. "To kill a certin m-" he was cut shot when a shoe slam straight into his face followed by "You stupid emo!" that echo all round. Sasuke's left eye twitched as he ran to the railing about to scream out when another shoe hit him in the right side of his face and yet again followed by Katsumi's voice "You best not be about to scream fuck you Katsumi!"

"Bitch." Sasuke mutter lowly when by some freak of nature another damn shoe hit in the back of the head "I hear that you cockatoo haired emo-ic bastard!"

"As for my hobbies, make the emo chicken's life a living hell." Katsumi smiled sitting back down.

"Where did they hell did you get all thoes shoes?" Anko asked astonished.

"Will be surprise how much I can store in my boods." she deadpanned.

"Ok good now lets go." Anko truned to leave when Mimi spoke up.

"Wait about you? What are your likes, dislikes and stuff."

"Hmm, dumplings, spicy foods, and as for hobbies that no ones business." she informed rubbing the back of her shoulder.

"Oh I almost for got, tomrrow you will be doing survival training test, and if you dont past I will go back to the academy. Met me here at 10 am... and don't eat." was all she said before poofing away.

"...Wait what?" Mimi asked looking lost.

"Nothing just she just trying to scare us." Ari patted her friend.

"Ari you dont think she'll be doing the same, do you?" Katsumi asked on their way back home.

"I dont know Katsumi, we'll just have to see."

"AHHH MIMI SLOW DOWN!" katsumi yelled as she tried to put her long hair into pigtails.

"Mimi and I told you to wake up early like we did but nooo you wanted to sleep in and be lazy so you dont get to complain!" Ari barked.

"Good you three are on time!" Anko announced proudly. "Thats really good cause that means you only have now to 12 this after to complete your training!"

"Wh-Oh my gosh!" the three girls shield their eyes from their sensei due to the wind blowing opening her jacket, lets remind you that she only wearing fishnets, a skirt and jacket.

"What? you girls are acting like you never seen tits before!"

"Anko-sensei," Mimi spoke. "It anit that we havn't it...just that...I mean we ya girls all...but..."

"Nonsense, we are a team now you maggot are going to need to get use to see each other naked! When on mission we wont always have showers, only lakes and rivers, so get over your shyness!" she barked before continuing. "Now the objective of this training is to get a bell for Kakashi Hatake, before noon today."

"But that only gives us an hour and 10 mins!" Katsumi yelled.

"You're wasting time telling me."

"Shit!" She screamed before jumping over the railing Mimi and Ari right behind her. "Ari you have a plan?"

"Yeah sort of!" she howled back front flipping off a roof, landing perfectly in the street before jumping off again. "Here what were gounna do."

"This is the third ninja tactics know-how, Ninjutsu. How is it? Can't move, right? Looks like your talents are exceptional. But... They say that stakes that point out get driven back into the ground." Kakashi laughed when he was suddenly kicked in the head. What? but how I didn't sense anyone chakra...Nartuo is still hung from the tree, Sakura fainted and Sasuke's here so who's...

"I thought you were a Jonin?"

"Katsumi!" Sasuke yelled wiggling hard to get free.

"Dont underestimate him!"

"Why would I do that? Unlike you of course...taking a dirt nap are we?" she laughed never taking her eyes off of the Jonin, with her left hand she grab fist the dirt, tightening her hold on her kunai in the other, she pulled her muscles in her legs ready to pounce, smriking when she noted he took her bait. "By the order of our sensei, we have to attin one of the bells, just like your students."

He watched Katsumi jump at his sensei but instead of jump at him she jumped over and through a handfull of dirt infront of her as she disappeared, her chakra signature completely vanished, then suddenly reappeared. "Gotcha sensei!" he heared her giggle.

I can't believe I'm about to do this! Katsumi thought, she had one arm wrapped around his stomach while the other one was holding the kunai to his cheek. Shit here goes nuthin...she pressed her breast to the nape of his neck. "A ninja isn't suppose to be caugth from behind, Jonin." she wishpered in his ear seductively while draging her hand down his stomach...just a little further and... "Got it!"

Katsumi quickly jumped away from the stun Jonin, having been seduce by a 12 year Genin? Blinking Kakashi grabbed the girl by the ankle before she could make off with both of his bells. "Now wait just a minute." he dangled her over the branch, pulling her up to his face still upside down. "I think those blong to me."

"Only if you can catch 'em." she smriked throwing the bells.

"Catch me if you can sensei!" Ari giggled as she patted her butt with the bells stickout her tougen. Dropping the candy blue haird child he went after the blonde, but she was fast dodging his acttacks like it was childs play, when he was finally able to knock her away and getting the bells.

"Your good I give you that but I'm better." He taunted wiggling the bells.

"Are you sure about that?" she giggled before running away. Frown Kakashi looked at the bells to find that they were cherries! Suddnely an explosion hit him in the right of his back.

"Damnit!" he curesed as he turned around to see a redhead with white eyes coming at him with a leaf? When she threw the leaf that thing exploded throwing him back about 10 feet. How in the hell?

"Whoa there sensei!" Katsumi voice cam from behind him, she had caugth him when he flew back.

Shit they're everywhere...aww I just wanted to read Come Come Paradise, why did they have to figure out the meaning of this tranning. Speking of which...Kakashi touched his back pocket to find it gone, NO, he patted his jacket down and still nothing.

"Looking for this?" Katsumi dangled his book between her pointer and thumb.

"How did you?" he puffed glaring at the three girls.

"My friend Mimi here has explosive chakra, so when she touches something it will detonate with in a few minutes after her touch...so it would be such a tragic to see something happen to such a good book, yes?"

"What are you suggesting?" I can't believe them, they're trying to negotiate.

"Leaves us alone while we give our sensei the bells, and you get your book back burn free, and if you trail us, or try and get back your book we burn it, is that clear?" Ari smiled with a tilt of her head.

"Crystal." He growled between clenched teeth.

"Good! Ladies shall we."

"AHAHAH who knew reading could be such a blast!" Katsumi laughed at her own corny joke.

"Buuuuut," Kakashi said making the girls turn around. "I'm not going to allow that." And three shadow clones jumped up behind the girls holding them tightly, making sure to be careful with the redheaded girl.

"Nice plan, I'll give it E for effort, hmm." he smiled tossing the cherries to the girls beofre getting his book and the bells.

"Yeah right it was more like A for astonishing!" Katsumi yelled kicking.

"No, but how about you join us for lunch?" he asked looking at Katsumi.

"Hey, hey eyes up here, I only did that for the sake of the bells!" she girls were dropped roughly on next two the ground next to the team 7, as Kakashi stared his speech about why Team 7 fail, Katsumi pretty much toned him out and all that jazz when she hear her team being mentioned.

"Team 11 would have pass if would have ran and not negotiate, your still Genin, let say one of you had got taken hostge for example..." He grabbed Katsumi bring her close to his chest pointing a kunai at her throat. Pervert. Katsumi glared at him, his hand went between her breast holding on to her shirt right abouve her right boob.

"Sakura kill Sasuke, Mimi kill Ari or Katsumi dies!" he yelled pressing the kunai into her neck.

"KATSUMI!" They yelled, save Ari who knew it was only an example. Kakashi finally let her go pushing her away as she collapsed into Sasuke's arms, he pulled her close to him as she glared at his sensei.

"Don't hug me!" She pushed the bird away as she tried to fight the blush that was threating to cross her face. Damit why am I fucking blushing!

"Don't give Naruto any!" Kakashi hissed when Katsumi zoned back in.

"FINALLY LETS EAT!" Katsumi yelled over the sliver haird Jonin. She wipped out Sasuke's bento and begun to eat, without waiting what Kakashi had to say.

"Forget it just dont feed Naruto!" then her poofed away.

"Sh iw isj iw wofuld wvo hat." Katsumi wish with a full mouth. (gosh I wish I could do that)

"Dont talk wit your mouth full." Sasuke said eating his rice calmly next to her. Sakura watch with envy as the two eat together, oh how she wish she was in Katsumi's place. Just knock that bitch to the curb and that what rightfuly ours! inner Sakura chanted.

"Eat some rice Kat and not all the onigiri!" He growled snatching the last two away.

"Hey gimme back! gimme gimme!" she whined.

"Here eat some rice!" he shoved chop stick into her hand.

"I don't know how to eat with..." she trailed off realizing she spoke out loud. (A/N: yes im an epic failure, I'm still learning!)

"You dont know how to eat with chop sticks?" He asked slowly.

"YEAH WHAT'S IT YOU YA!"

"Here, then let me teach you." He spoke calmly grabbing her hand."Here put your fingers like-

His hands are so warm...wait what the fuck am I think! pay attention will you.

"Yeah just like that but bring them a little clos-

Gosh his voice is so deep and...damnit not again, ok, ok just relax and dont think, dont think, dont think...shit now why does my heart have to speed up like that when he looked at me-Oh HELL TO THE FUCKING N'ALL! I wont fall for the Bird!

"Good now pick up some rice and..." he guide her hand to her mouth as she put the rice in her mouth with the chop stick...oh shit...pulling away aburtply Katsumi grabbed his bento box and crawled over to Naruto.

"H-he-here N-naruto you sure eat." she squeaked she felt the tip of her ear burn, as she stabbed the rice a few times before getting some rice to feed Naruto.

"Gee thanks!" He yelled struggled to reached the rice.

"Katsumi! Dont! Kakashi said not to!" Sakura yelled, even though she wanted nothing more the beat the bule haird chick to a pulp.

"Dont worry my team already won so it wont matter." Katsumi smirked glade for a distraction.

"What no you didn't!" she cried back.

"Actaully yeah they did." everyone turned around to see Anko sensei. "I told you Kakashi my team would kick your teams's ass!"

"B-but how?" Sakura suttered.

"Well it seems that they have the bells after all." Kakashi mutter under his breath.

"Yup!" Mimi pulled out the bells.

"But how!" she repeated.

"Well when me and Kakashi-sensei was fighting I didnt have time to switch 'em out," Ari explained. "So I did a subtutious jutsu, switching the bells to look like the cherries and the vice versa."

"So when Kakashi thought he had cherries it was actually the bells, we knew if we got his book and tried to negoeate he would eventually over power us, thus giving us the "cherries" and taking the "bells"." Mimi finishes.

"But why did you all stay once you got the bells and not run off before he could catch on?" Sasuke asked.

"It would have raise suspicion." Ari answered.

"Plus I was hungry and I wanted to rub it in your face once we won!" Katsumi laughed. "Come on my roomies, just as we practice.

"Moron!" Naruto boomed.

"Loser!"

"Idoit!"

"DUMBASS!" Katsumi howled loudly. Yes life was good.

Ok my pretties there you have it, i hope you joined it I must i lol now i off to bed it 2 in the mornin and i have to get up early! oh another thing how was Anko? i hope she wasnt OOC is so plz plz plz tell me so i can fix it!

NIght!

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