Disclaimer: ÉG dont eigin Naruto en því miður ég vildi að ég gerði. oh and i don't own Dora the explorer! *never want to!*

Ali is pronounced Ally XDD. ok here ch7 again i dont like this very much.

Ch. 7 Peaches and Cream!

Mimi fidgeted in her new outfit, picking at the fishnets and small skirt. "Anko-sensei, is this really necessary?"

"Yes."

"In what way?"

"In the way I say."

"And that is…"

"Because I said so."

"…"

"That aint fair!"

"Just let it go, Mimi, let it go." Ari groan pinching her nose.

"Yeah, at least it's not as bad as what Ari and I are wearing." Katsumi huffed pointing to her outfit; she was wearing fishnets that stopped just below her chest with a mini sleeveless jacket, a small skirt with fishnet shorts that stopped above her knees, along with fingerless fishnet sleeves.

"You won't have to worry about your jacket flying open, and everyone seeing your boobs!" Ari pouted, she was wearing the body fishnets like Anko but instead of the trench coat she wore a small jacket that stopped above her belly button.

"I guess ya right…"Mimi muttered looking at her own outfit that consisted of a sports bra with under laying fishnets stopping at the end of her ribs and a mini skirt.

"Good now that that's settled, go turn in your mission reports and the day is yours." Anko-sensei order poofing away.

"I sooooo don't wanna go to the Hokage's!" Katsumi whined.

"Fine, I will go ya and Ari can go on home I'll see ya soon." Mimi smiled waving bye.

"Ya gots to luv that Mimi." Katsumi faked a country accent.

"Yup, and I reckon she ya be home soon, I'mma gonna get dinner started, come on Papa bear, lets go on home." Ari played along.

"Kay Mama bear." She laughed.

Mimi ran as fast as she could to get home, she couldn't believe her and her teams luck! They had got a mission with Team 7 to escort some old man to the village in the mist! Man Katsumi gonna be excited!

"Ya guy! Guess what happen at the Hokage's!" Mimi screamed bombarding into the room, knocking poor Katsumi to the ground in her wake.

"Uhooo would you like fries with that." Katsumi mumbled with anime swirls in her eyes.

"Mimi calm down, my goodness, before something explodes, again!" Ari laughs. "Now what's so important that you had to knock Katsumi down?"

"We… *gasps*….gots…*gasps*..a…mis…sion.!" She pants falling onto the couch.

"…."

"…"

"Ummm." Ari frowned while holding a big blow of mash potatoes.

"Mimi what the fuck are you gasping about?" Katsumi groans setting up.

"We…have a mission with team 7!"

"What! Really?" Ari screamed dropping the blow on Katsumi's head.

"Owwww, you bitches stop HURTING ME!" She yelled. "Mmmmm, Ari I just love your mash potatoes! But why don't they taste like toes?"

"I think we should get her checked out." Mimi whispered to Ari.

"We don't have insurance…." Ari deadpanned.

"Uhh. Yeah…I'm just gonna go…that way…" Mimi backed away slowly going into her room to pack.

"Shit…" Katsumi muttered rubbing her head. "Is there even such of a thing call Ninja Insurance?"

"I don't think the Naruto world even knows what Insurance is." Ari replied picking the broken pieces of the bowl. "Anyways, go hurry and pack for the mission."

"What are you my mother?"

"GO PACK OR I'M TAKING OFF MY BELT!"

"Y-yes ma'am!" Katsumi ran down the hall, threw some clothes into her bag along with some instant Raman, thanks to Naruto, her tooth brush and things for her long damn hair, and was finished and by the door in under 8 minutes flat.

Mimi watched Katsumi huff and puff as she stood by the door waiting for Ari to pack, a little confused. "I never knew Ari scare ya so much?"

"Don't get me wrong Ari a sweet heart but never get on her bad side…she can scare files off a dog."

"Hmm, well I take tha to mind." She murmurs scratching her chin.

"HEEEY KATSUMI!" Naruto yelled waving madly.

"NARUTO!" she screamed glomping him.

"Why can't you greet me like that?" Kakashi pouted.

"Umm, you know I expected that from the bird but not you." Katsumi mused.

"Hey aren't you excited our first time out the village and our first real mission!" the blonde expressed happily.

"I'm pumped!" She threw her fist into the air.

"Why aren't you ever this excited to see me?" Sasuke mutter.

"What, is it with everyone today? You're all whiney, is it bitch to Katsumi day without me knowing!" She yelled slightly scaring the old man they were suppose to escort.

"I'll be excited like that for you Sasuke!" Sakura sighed longingly grabbing on to his arm.

"Don't touch me!" He hissed pushing her slightly away.

"BRUN!" Katsumi laughed at Sakura who gone into her emo corner.

"Ok, well it seems that we are all ready," Kakashi sighs. "Come let's go."

"Wait! Where's Anko-sensei?" Ari asked.

"Weeellllll." Kakashi started.

"Wooooooh, Happy Dango Day!" Anko yelled.

"She won't be joining us on this mission, so as of now I will me Team 11 sensei!" Kakashi smiled as he tried to hug Katsumi, who pushed Mimi into his arms.

"PERVERT!" she yelled slapping the silver hair Jonin.

"Why does Mimi-chan have to be soo mean?" He pouted.

"Can, we please get goin!" the old man grumbled.

"Ok, come on everyone." Kakashi droned.

"Yeah, come on vámonos," Katsumi sang grabbing Naruto's arm.

"Oh don't you even dare!" Ari growled.

"Everybody let's go, I know that we can do it!" She giggled.

"Katsumi, DON'T!"

"Where are we going?"

"To the Mist Village!" Naruto yelled.

"Where are we going?"

"To the Mist Village!" Naruto and Katsumi swung their hands both giggling like 2 years old, skipping down the dirt road.

"Umm, Ari what is Katsumi singing?" Sakura asked staring at the two idiots.

"A damn song that should never be fucking sung around me!" She hissed.

"Is there a place you gotta go, something, something, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm—

"THAT'S IT KASTSUMI! YOU'RE DEAD!" Ari yelled charging the candy hair ninja.

"AHH!" Katsumi screamed hopping onto Naruto's back. "MUSH! NARUTO, MUSH!" she laughed kicking her legs in his sides.

"Like hell you're not!" Ari yelled hopping onto Sasuke's back. "Yah, chicken, yah."

"What the hell get off me!" he screeched.

"I said get movin!" Ari slapped his ass. "Let's go chicken legs catch up to Mr. Whiskers!"

Sasuke growled as she slapped his ass again but he ran anyways trying to figure out why he wished it was Katsumi who was hitting him on his ass. Shaking the thought out his head he caught up to Naruto. "You're such loser, you run like a two year old."

"Hey why they get ta hav all the fun! Come on Sakura let show 'em how it really done!" Mimi yelled.

"Oh no I'm goo-HEY!' She screamed as Mimi pulled her onto her back and took off before Sakura was fully on her back.

"Yo the six of you slow down the mission was….oh fuck it." Kakashi mutter pulling out his book. Sometime later Kakashi finally caught up to the children to see that they all somehow ended up on the ground. Sasuke was at the bottom yelling for everyone to get off of him, Katsumi was lying across his back while Naruto was across her stomach; Mimi was on her stomach across Naruto facing the other direction, all while Sakura at the top of the pile, was on her knees sitting on Mimi's back looking confused.

"T-that was soo funny!" Katsumi laughed.

"I know, Sasuke was like AHHH like a little girl, and then you were fuck!" Naruto laughed. "And I was like Noooo, and Mimi called out shit and I don't even know what Ari said!" Naruto was laughing so hard he no longer made any sound and started to turn a bright red.

"Would you all get the FUCK off of me!" Sasuke whined.

"Hey…where's Ari?" Katsumi asked, ignoring the thing below her.

"Up here." Came a low groan. Looking up Katsumi laughed, Ari was stuck in a tree, again.

"How in the hell did you get up there!"

"I don't know…there was a flash of red and a lot of wind…and boom I'm here…" She answers in a daze.

"Yo, is anyone listening to me I said get off!" Sasuke yelled once more wiggling to get free.

"Damn it you Tub of lard stop moving your boney ass in sticking me in the back!" Katsumi roar at Sasuke below her.

"My ass isn't boney!"

"Like hell it is, it shouldn't even be called an ass! Kakashi has more ass then you!" she laughed.

"You look at my ass?" Kakashi asked looking up from his book.

"Argh, just get off."

"I can't chicken ass, the stupid pinkett won't move!" Katsumi grumbled. "Tell her to move."

"NO why me!"

"Fine then I will, hey Sakura, Sasuke just told me, that you have a great lookin ass!" Katsumi yelled to the dazed pink ninja.

"What? Did he really say that?" she squealed.

"N-ow!" Katsumi dug her elbow into his side. "Sakura please just get off!" he roared.

"Why did have to get stuck with these idiots!" the old man grumbled taking a swig of his drink.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY OLD MAN! " Naruto jump up knock Mimi and Sakura off of him, to get to the geezer. As Naruto yelled and whined Katsumi got dusting off and pulled Ari from the tree before setting off again, when she spotted the puddle up a head. I wonder what will happen if I jump in the puddle…

"I saw it first!" she screamed while she ran for the small body of water preparing to jump, she felt someone catch her under her pits, right before she hit the puddle.

"Why must you be a child?" Kakashi sighed stepping over the puddle.

"Aww why must you be such a terd!" she whined when she hear the rattling of chains, looking up she saw the weird dude with the gas mask on. Quickly she turned in the Jonin's arms kicking him away and jumped back herself, but before she could get a safe distance away the chain wrapped itself around her right leg.

"Well, that half of one." One of the men laughed as they yanked the chain. Swiftly she grabbed the chain on both sides of her and pulled as hard as she could before they rip her leg, her plan only half worked. Katsumi let out a scream as her leg broke in eight different places, hastily she yanking the chain to her right swing him into his partner, letting the rope of metal loosen enough to slip her leg out.

Stumbling back Katsumi turned reaching for Naruto but the two freaks bet her to him, that when Sasuke threw the shrunken and kunai at the chain the freaks were attached to pinning it to a tree, he grabbed hold of their metal arms and kicked them in the face. They released the chain on their arms as one dash for Naruto and the other for the bridge builder, seeing this coming Ari jumped in front of Naruto kicking the enemy nin in the face knocking him back, while Mimi quickly took off her glove and punch the ground, making it explode to prevent the other nin to get to the bridge builder and Sakura.

Kakashi finally intervenes and grabs both of the nin. "Naruto, I'm sorry I didn't save you immediately. I got you and Katsumi injured. I didn't think you would freeze like that." He turned to Sasuke. "Anyways, nice job Sasuke, Ari, Mimi and Sakura you too."

"Hey, w-what abo-ut m-me!" Katsumi stuttered as she tried to stand.

"Well, seeing that you went straight for the puddle of doom, no."

"Hey, you alright…scaredy cat?" Sasuke mocked. Seeing Naruto face Katsumi looked back at Sasuke and drove her fist into his face, as she fell to the ground her leg screaming bloody murder.

"Hey save it for later, Katsumi the claws and chains were soaked in poison, we have to remove it quickly, same goes for you Naruto." Kakashi butted in.

"I'm fine," Katsumi coughed. "Have you seen my leg." She held it up for everyone to see, and she was right there was no way poison could still be in her leg, even though her limb was broken in a number of place, she had open wound each about 2 inch wide, she won't be walking a for a while.

"That may be so, but that doesn't mind all of it is gone, plus you lose incredible amount of blood." He counteracted.

"Yeah, guess you're right." She mumbled, shit she was tired.

"Here, let me wrap this for you." Ari offered. While Kakashi chewed out Tazuna, Ari chewed out Katsumi. "How many time do I have to tell you, just because this is the Naruto world doesn't mean we can't get hurt! What were you thinking?" she hissed as she tied the knot too tight causing Katsumi to wince. "You know I don't even want to know…just please be careful Kira." Katsumi looked at Ari; she had used her real name meaning she worried to hell about her.

"I'm sorry…" she yawned.

"Here get on my back." Sasuke came over crouched to the ground.

"No, thanks chicken butt, I'm good." She used his shoulder to push herself up, but he only grabbed her wrist and swiftly pulled her on his back, too tired to say or do much she just flipped him the bird.

"Very mature." She just could hear the eye roll, as he started walking. Mmmm he smells nice…aww shit not this again…ooo and warm too…stop it….daammnn he's built for a scrawny little thang, such strong shoulders and look at those biceps…I'm want to die, yes right here and now just please take me now!

Sasuke tried to listen to the old man tell his story about what's happen in the hidden mist village while they were on the boat but he could stop think about the sleep girl in his arms, Katsumi, he watched her shift in her sleep with a frown, she had broken out in a fever just before they reach the boat and her leg just kept bleeding Ari had changed the bandages twice while on the small ferry.

Moving her hair out of the way Sasuke still couldn't believe that she was back, all those year of being alone and by himself, didn't seem to matter to him anymore now that she was back, even if she still hadn't gained all of her memory and hated him, he was just glad that someone from his past, beside Itachi was alive…maybe he and she could…No what was he thinking, she hated him why would she want to help him rebuild his clan, plus they were friends he couldn't see her in that way it was wrong.

Katsumi groaned twisting in his arms, her jacket opening slightly, Sasuke gulped as he looked at her chest, if the jacket moves just a tab bit more he would be able to see all of her left breast, she was definitely not a child anymore, hell if he didn't grow up with her he wouldn't believe she was 12 with a rack that size.

"Umm Sasuke?" That was Sakura voice, what does she want now?

"Yes?" he answered still looking at Katsumi.

"Uhh, are you going to get out the boat?" she frowned. Shooting up Sasuke fought against the blush, Damnit I hope they didn't notice that! He looked over everyone, Ari had a smirk with arms cross, Mimi was glaring scared for her friend's safety, Kakashi was giggling and Tazuna was wiggling his eyebrows and of course his team mates were confused as to why he was still in the boat…thank Kami those two are idiots.

Katsumi frowned because for some odd reason her bed started shaking, then there was shouting, then something about dying condoms…or was that comrades, she didn't know but all she did know was that she needed her bed to stop shaking.

"Game over!" Game over? Who the hell was playing video games without her! Those bitches! She wanted to play too! Katsumi tried to open her eyes but they were so heavy and her mouth was too dry to speak, then suddenly there was swoop and a thuk, and a whole lot of air, add some splattering sounds before silence. Now her bed was no longer shaking but wet and clammy, and the covers seemed to be smothering her, forcing her eyes open Katsumi saw a man with brown shot hair with beady little eyes and his mouth was wrapped in bandages.

"Ah, sleeping beauty has awoken!" He muffled.

"Pajama dude?" Was the first thing that came to mind when she saw Zabuza. Heheh gosh I love Naruto abridged.

"Pajama dude?" he repeated confused as hell, as Katsumi looked over the scene before her, Kakashi was in the water prison and everyone was in the WTF state as Zabuza was doing the boring flashback. So this Zabuza has to be a water clone, she thought as she tried to shift in the clone's arms only to be hit with a wave of nausea, Damnit I must have lost a damn lot of blood if I'm this sick to move. Hearing a loud gasps Katsumi turn back to the scene before right as Zabuza charges for Sasuke, seeing Zabuza hit Sasuke in the gut and then body slam him to the ground with his arm. "SASUKE!"

Sasuke didn't know who called his name it sound like it started with Sakura but ended in Katsumi's voice. He knew that Zabuza said she woken up but there was no way she could have made it over here in time. Opening his eyes Sasuke saw his deduction was wrong, there was Katsumi hunch over him, her eyes were over shadow by her bangs and a small line of blood drip from the corner of her mouth.

"No one hurts my Uchiha, unless it's me!" Sasuke eyes widen at two things, one is when she said my Uchiha and the second were her eyes, they had gone completely black. Taking his eyes from hers he saw that she was blocking Zabuza sword and her arms were wrapped around what look like a pole…no a scythe! The thing was huge, its blade was long making a perfect arc, the top and bottom of the blade was outline in a thick band of candy blue like her hair, while inside of the scythe was an transparent black. The part where the blade and the staff meet, was an skull and crossbones while the blade continued for another 2 feet, but the skull was the scariest part it was engulf in green flames, the symbol of the Hisakawa Clan.

Zabuza pushed harder on his sword trying to crack the staff of the scythe, the staff was thin and long like the rest it but for some odd reason his sword couldn't even make a dent! Feeling the scythe tilt Zabuza lookup to see a foot heading for his face, ducking he jumps back only to be force to roll out the way as the blade was brought down and buried into the earth. The earth tremble as the girl ripped out the ground, black steams rose from the large gap, but as he took a closer look he saw that is wasn't steam but what looked like soulless creatures trying to crawl from the cracking the earth.

"Demon of the Hidden Mist, huh?" Katsumi crackled. "Well, how about you met a few of MINE!" she screams as the black creatures charge forward towards him. Zabuza slashed at the demons but his sword went right through them, however their attack could hurt him! Deciding it would be best to just dodge them he ran straight for the girl.

Seeing him coming Katsumi pulled the scythe from the ground closing up the earth and swung it toward the oncoming threat, he duck and brought the bud of his sword and bashed it in her face. She was force to let go of her weapon as she was thrown back and crashed into a tree, breaking it in half, her body went numb after that, she could no longer move as she coughed up blood.

"For someone your age to be able to wield a weapon this size is pretty good, but you still practice to...bad you won't have a chance to get better." Zabuza laughed when Naruto butted in.

"Hey, your fight is with me now!" Katsumi let her eyes move as she saw thousands of Narutos' attacking Zabuza. Maybe I should have just let the episode play out, and then I wouldn't have to be in the position in the first place, she closed her eyes as she cursed. If it wasn't for her own little flashback down memory lane she may have just stayed put, but noo she had to go back when she was 5 on the night of the massacre seeing Sasuke out cold, she just had to go and feel the need to protect him even though she knew how all this would turn out! Damnit her leg was killing her, she shouldn't have ran on it!

"Katsumi!" Mimi ran to her. "Ya crazy bitch!" she yelled as she checked her wounds.

"Yeah, so I have been told." She coughed, Mimi stayed by her the whole time as the fight wore on later Ari, Sakura and Tazuna came over to wait out the fight. The whole time Katsumi felt Sakura eyes on her, she just knew that the inner Sakura was cha-ing and saying how dare she call Sasuke her Uchiha and all that jazz but knowing Sakura she'll just cover it up by asking where she got the scythe or where she learned that jutsu…wait isn't that same thing. Damnit who care she was tried.

"What are you looking at Pinky?"

"Oh, uh Katsumi…where did you learn a jutsu like that…" what did I tell ya…

"Don't know…just happen…" she shrugged.

"So it just happen?" Pinky questioned.

"…pretty much…" gosh daren't she was struggling to keep awake. They watch Kakashi blow away Zabuza with his own jutsu, using a shit load of water, once everything was cleared they saw Zabuza pinned to a tree, Katsumi watched their mouths move but she seem to have lost her hearing. So she sat and watch the silent movie before her, oh look there Haku and that he/she buis going on, holy hell he looks more like a girl now then he did in the anime or the manga…and cue Kakashi's fainting, in 3…2…1…annnnd…FAINT! Kakashi fell to the ground, gosh I'm good.

"Katsumi!" Oh look the finally noticed her dying, how sweet! Bitches!

"NOOOO, Katsumi don't die!" Naruto yelled shaking her like a rag doll.

"Stop it you idiot!" Sasuke back hands the poor blonde as he kneels in front of her. "Katsumi, are you alright?" his voice seem to drag. Does it look like I'm fucking alright! My leg look like chop beef and my back just broke a damn tree an half, I fell like peach and cream you douche bag!

"Hey, stay awake, Katsumi!" fuck, why dose Sasuke lips had to be the last thing I see! She thought as black took over her world.

Ok my pretties there you have it, i hope you joined it! hopefully there's not as many mistakes in this ch like the last one!

NIght!

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