Disclaimer:我自己不鳴 (i dont own Naruto)

OK ppl i hope you all like this one i tried i really tried to make this funny so if its not then i fail at life! T.T oh and Gaara might be a bit OOC but not too much so enough chit chat on with the story!

Ch.8 Meds and Sexy Redheaded

Katsumi sat in the hospital pouting looking out the window longingly; her leg indeed got infected like Sasuke had predicted, the bastard, now here she was back in Konoha on Kakashi orders stuck in this damn hospital! I hate hospitals! Flopping back Katsumi sighed what she give just to go outside!

"Oh stop crying like a baby, it's your fault for getting him mad!" Katsumi turned her head to the wall behind her and frowned she knew that voice.

"For making him mad? he's always mad! Owww." Flipping over Katsumi pressed her ear to the wall, she knew that voice too!

"Umm Katsumi what in Sam Hill are you doing?" Ari asked from the doorway holding a bento.

"Shhh, I think I might know who's next door!" Katsumi awed.

"Girl, leave those old people alone! They old for a reason!" Ari laughed. "You gonna make one of them croak too soon, poor ."

"I think it might be Temari and Kankuro!" This made Ari chuck the bento to the side and hop on the bed with Katsumi, both shoving to get a good spot.

"Man, stop hitting me with your damn FAN!" Katsumi and Ari looked at one another.

"GAARA'S HERE!" They both yelled, Katsumi doing a happy dance, which was hoping on one leg, now I can reach my dream to marry a certain smexy redhead and spawn lots and lots of smexy children! She thought before she bumped into someone.

"What are you doing out of bed?" Katsumi lost all color from her face as she look at the nurse. "I will tie you to the damn thing, again, if you don't stay in the BED!" She hissed as she yanked the blue hair child up and put her in the bed. Bitch!

"When will I be able to leave?" Katsumi whined to farther anger the nurse.

"The same like the other five billion times, I have told you today, not until the infection is gone!" she glared. "Now sit, take your pills and be a good patients!" she then stormed out the room.

"GO GET LAID YOU FUGLY BITCH!" Katsumi yelled after her yet she caught the eye of Kankuro who was passing by when the door closed.

"You think he heard you?" Ari giggled as she looked out the door window.

"Yeah, I think so, is he still out there?"

"Yup, he's in the hall talking to Temari about something, and now they're leaving."

"Hmm, I wonder what they were talking about." Katsumi sighed dreaming of her smexy, smexy redhead.

"Temari was probably telling Kankuro not to piss of Gaara again, who knows." Ari answered coming and sitting beside her.

"I sooo can't wait to meet GAARA!" She squeals rolling over hugging her pillow.

"Ok fan-girl moment, but Katsumi remember this is Gaara we're talking about,-

"Oh please, if all else fails then I'll just use my Mary Sue jutsu on him." Katsumi smiled making a crazy fighting pose.

"Be real Kat, you know Gaara is a crazy hot killer, what makes you think he won't be all 'shut up or I'll kill you' or "Make me feel alive' something like that." Ari mused.

"Make him feel alive huh?" Katsumi stroked her imaginary bread before smiling pervertedly. "I can make that happen."

"You are so wrong, maybe it was a good thing you lost your first kiss to Kakashi," Ari smirked. "Perhaps, that's not the only thing you should lose to him."

"AHHHH IMAGES, THE IMAGES….are not that bad." Katsumi mused thoughtfully. "You know, that may not be a bad thing."

"What may not be a bad thing?" Anko asked walking into the room.

"Me losing my virginity to Kakashi." Katsumi replied still in thought.

"Ah," Anko nodded in understanding patting Katsumi on the back. "Every young Konoha girls dream…ok this is what you gotta do..."

"AH, FOR THE LOVE OF THINGS HOLY, I hate teasing you, Katsumi! You always turn it to your benefit!" She pursed her lips pouting.

"What? So now that's a bad thing?" Katsumi grinned.

"Yes, since I'm your best friend it is bad!" She sulked.

"Ok, I'm sorry, happy now?" Candy blue eyes peered into a sliver and a rusted orange eye, blinking repeatedly.

"Fine." Ari bit out.

"Good, now back to seducing Kakashi!" Katsumi smiled rubbing her hands together.

"THAT'S IT I'M GONE!" Ari yelled stomping out the room.

"Nose! I was kidding waaaaa Ari!" Katsumi whined as another nurse walked into the room.

"Katsumi what are you still doing here?"

"Huh, oh that mean bitch of a nurse said I had to stay here until my leg heals. Why?"

"I swear that woman; she's mean but does care about her patient." She rolled her eyes. "Here are your meds…

"Wait what kind of meds, are you giving her?" Ari came back into the room.

"Ari you came back!"

"Shut up."

"Ok." Katsumi shrank back pulling her covers over her face.

"Oh, it just antibiotics to keep the infection away but remember she has to just take two a day and only two if she take more than that, she might be a little loopy."

"Ooooo, I'm a ghost Oooo." Katsumi had pulled the cover over her head and waved her hands in front of Anko-sensei, who was laughed kind of too hard.

"Define loopy." Ari give the nurse a dead look.

"Eh…" the nurse gave a sweet smile, handing Ari the orange bottle with green pills. "Remember just two…good luck!" She waved leaving. "Oh, before I go you can go ahead and give her two now, ok bye now."

"Well, ok you two, I should be heading out now, I came by to check how Kat here was doin." Anko say patting the girl on her head. "Laters" she smiled poofing away.

"I sooo wanna do that!" She whined.

"Here the nurse said take these, then hurry and get dress." Ari ordered. Nodding Katsumi hobbled to the bathroom, her leg feeling much better, swallowing the pills and pulling on her clothes when she heard the door open.

"Hey Ari wait!" she called out hopping out the bathroom on her good leg as she tried to put her shoe on the other.

"You know for two small girls you are very loud." A deep voice spoke. Looking up Katsumi bumped into Ari. Tall, purple paint and a black jump suite with kitty ears, Kankuro stood there in the door way smirking.

Twitch. Katsumi hand quickly scratched her neck. "Eh, do we know you?" She asked twitching again. Dude why do I keep doing that?

"I don't know, do you want to?" he smirked.

Twitch. "Sorry, I don't date transvestites." Katsumi smiled while Ari hide hers behind her hand.

"What?"

"Nothing, hey I'm hungry wanna join us for lunch?" She offered.

Dismissing what the blue hair chick had said said early Kankuro agreed to lunch. "So what are your names'?" he asked on the way to some BBQ place, he didn't catch the name.

"Oh, yeah I'm sorry," the blond with two different color eyes, smiles sweeping her hair behind her ear. Damn she pretty, maybe Konoha isn't bad. "You can just call me Ari."

"And you my pretty lady." He flirted tugging on her pigtails.

"Yeah, I'm Katsumi, or to friends Katsumi, but you can call me Katsumi." She smiled scratching her neck.

"Uh, but aren't those the same, oh your being funny right?" His laugh dies short at her blank face. "Umm, just call me Kankuro."

"You have car ears." The girl name Katsumi pointed.

"Umm, yeah ahah why?" he watch her eyes widen.

"THEN THAT MAKES YOU KANKURO-KITTY!" She squealed hugging him. "I'M GONNA CALL YOU KITTY!"

"Kankuro!" A feminine voice yelled angrily, before a fan hit the poor teen. "Where the hell, have you been!"

"OH MY GOD YOU KILL KITTY!" Katsumi cried falling over Kankuro. "HE WAS SOO YOUNG!"

"Eh, is she alright?" Ari looked at the older blond; she was thinking the same think.

"I'm not sure; I mean she was fine when we were at the hospital...Holy Frick!" she face palmed as she did a play by play of everything that happen at the hospital. The nurse from early, the bitchy one, had already given Katsumi the pills, then the nice nurse had came and give her two more pills! "Oh no, no, no!" she dragged her hand slowly down her face.

"What? Can you please tell me what's going on?" Ari looked at Temari, then back at Katsumi who was still crying over Kankuro.

"I'm sorry, look my name is Ari, and Katsumi there, is on meds that makes her a bit" Ari rolled her finger near her head.

"You got to be kidding me! Really?" Temari pinched her nose. "Ok, it's going to be fine and it nice to meet you, I'm Temari and that idiot is my brother."

"Kitty, don't go into the light, unless it's my voice then go to the light! I mean don't or you gonna die Damnit why do people say going into the light you're dying then on movies when you go to the light at the end of the dark tunnel you wake up, Damnit I'm confused which one is it!"

"And that idiot is my best friend." Ari sighed.

"Nice to meet your idiot." Temari smiled.

"And it's nice to meet yours." She laughed

"Temari." A soft raspy called out. Ari turned in time to see the swirl of sand clear away showing Gaara, she looked over to seeing Katsumi's eyes widen slowly standing up and making her way over to him. Maybe she'll snap out of it…

"OH MY GOSH….. MIMI TUNED INTO A MAN!" Katsumi yelled going over to Gaara. "MIMI WHY? I KNOW YOU WERE FLAT CHESTED BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CHANGE!" Katsumi cried throwing her hands around the stunned redhead.

"Ummm, is there a reason as to why, Katsumi here is a huggin this here boy, callin him me?" Mimi came around the corner holding brown paper bag of food.

"Yeah, you see she a little umm doped up at the moment, and Katsumi Mimi has white eyes not teal." Ari sighed rubbing the back of her neck.

"I know." She giggled while nuzzling Gaara's cheek. Ari smirked at her friend, Katsumi knew along that Gaara wasn't Mimi, but it gave her a chance to surprise Gaara and latch on to him. That sly dog.

"Uh, hey G-gaara, umm Ari this is my little brother Gaara, umm you might want to get your frie—I mean her." Temari gave a slight smile but it didn't hide the fact she was scared.

"Whoa Gaara-kuuuunnn your cheeks are sooo soft!" Katsumi squealed pulling him closer to her, while a minor hue slipped across Gaara face, apparently still in shock that someone is hugging him.

"HOLY SHIT! Sh-she, she's," Temari looked down at Kankuro who woken up and scrabbled back in fear of Gaara being hugged. "How is she still alive?"

"Why wouldn't I be?" Katsumi pouted. "I mean I'm not hurtin him or anything, so why should he kill me, plus the Shucoco's funny!" she blinked. "Ahaha I said coco." Suddenly Katsumi was yanked up by the collar of her shirt, looking like a small blue kitten.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Gaara's hoarse piss off voice spoke.

"It's called a hug!" She giggled. "Hugs make the world go round." He glared at her as his sand crawled up her body.

"What a pathetic excuse for a ninja." He hissed.

Kill her, what are you waiting for I want to taste her blood!

Katsumi tiled her head at the strange voice that filled her head. The sand around her body tighten to a point it was getting hard to breath but that was it, she didn't feel any pain.

Squeeze her harder her I want to hear her scream in fear!

"Gaara stop, come Gaara please!" Temari pleaded when she saw Katsumi cough up blood.

"Ya know you really shouldn't glare Gaara-kun, it makes your cute face look even sexier." She smiled.

"You're not afraid." It wasn't a question. Gaara looked at the annoying girl held by his sand as she winked at him. Why should I be afraid of something soo cute? His eyes widen when her voice came from within him.

What the hell get out of here! Gaara pulled into his subconscious mind, where the Shukaku dwells to see the same girl chancing a small version of the tail beast; she finally jumped on him squeezing the raccoon.

"Aww, kawii, you're soo adorable!" she nuzzled the sand demon. "I just want to dunk you in my Ramen and eat you up!

"How did you get in here?" Gaara yelled going over to her.

"I can see the souls of any living thing." She winked as Gaara heard a purr come from Shukaku. "I felt the Shucoco trouble soul and it bothered me so I deiced to chill him out a bit." Gaara watched the girl scratch the demon under his chin continuing to make him purr; soon Gaara found his self beginning to relax no longer feeling under the demon's influence.

"And Shukaku isn't the only trouble soul a see." He glared at her, she knows nothing of me! "You can't hide from me Gaara; I read your soul which holds your emotions."

"I can still kill you." He hissed, Katsumi felt the sand tighten more in warning but she still held the link open.

"Then why aren't I dead? I only want to be your friend!" she squealed.

"Friend…" Before Gaara could retort, she glomped him.

Blink.

Gaara blinked again to see that girl had broken through his sand and was hugging him again.

"Kawii, Gaara you're tooo cute!" she smiled, when she was grabbed by the arm harshly.

Looking up Katsumi smiled at the tall man with a veil covering half of his face.

"OOO, are you getting married? What a lucky guy he is!"

Blink.

"I'm not getting married! And I don't like men!" He roars at her.

"Then why do you have on a veil?" she asked tilting her head but before he could answer Temari butted in.

"UH, Katsumi this is our sensei Baki." Temari eyes flickered back and forward between the two.

"OOO, nice to meet you Baka-sensei!" She smiles holding out her hand.

"It's Baki!" He yelled dropping her to the ground.

"Ouch isn't that what I said?" she stuck out her tongue. "You're mean; you're not nice like the Shucoco!"

"What the fuck is a Shucoco?" Baki growled. Katsumi only smiled at the older ninja her eyes going entirely black, before answering.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?" She shrugged. "Come on Gaara-kun lets go eat some lunch! Ari get Batman and let's go!" she grabbed the red head hand and ran off.

"Batman?" Temari asked.

"I think she means Kankuro." Ari spoke looking at the boy who fainted again.

"Idiot."

Gaara watch the blue hair girl talk like no tomorrow, she was annoying but he couldn't get mad at her even if he wanted to, it was like she was controlling his emotions. He was relax, gosh when was the last time he felt this relax? Never was the answer, he was always on edge because of his father, the demon.

"Damn door why won't you open!" Gaara looked at the girl running into the wall then scream at it again.

"That's a wall." He droned, seeing that what he said went to deaf ears, he growled and grabbed the girl and pushed her into the right door.

"Ah see I told you it was a door!" she yelled in glee. "Umm I'd like pork ramen please!"

"Umm this is an ice-cream shop." The girl behind the corner sweat dropped.

"Oh then one green tea ice-cream and one umm uh," Katsumi looked over at Gaara wondering what flavor would he like. "STRAWBERRY!"

"What is it?" Gaara frowned at the goop.

"Its ice-cream eats it!" she yelled scooping a big spoon into her mouth. "MMMMMM!" she watches Gaara poke at the frozen dessert, like it was going to jump up and nom his face off.

"It hasn't been poisoned." she spoke around her ice-cream.

"How do I know that?" he hissed glaring at the dessert.

"I wouldn't poison a friend." She grinned. Gaara open his mouth to retort but saw she was about to cry. "You don't wanna be my friend!" she wailed.

"I didn't say that!" Katsumi took this time to lean over the table, and scoop up some of his ice-cream and quickly shoved it into his mouth. Suspired Gaara slapped her hand away, swallowing the dessert before grabbing his head in pain.

"BRAIN FREEZE!" She screeched and eating a big scoop of ice-cream getting a brain freeze too. "Owww it hurts!" she groaned. "But did you like it?"

He glared at her taking another smaller bite. "HE LIKES IT!"

"Shut-up!" He growled. Katsumi ducked her head chuckling at the him.

"Aww you're blushing!" Gaara face palmed, she was an idiot.

Ari looked into another shop coming up empty handed, her, Temari and Kankuro couldn't find Gaara and Katsumi and it was getting late. Ari told Mimi to wait at home in hope that Katsumi might stop by there with Gaara but so far no luck.

"There!" Kankuro yelled. Ari nearly fell over with relief, running to them Ari frown to see Katsumi staring intently at a rock while Gaara sat next to her with closed eyes.

"Hey there you two are." Temari smiled. Gaara nodded but said nothing and Katsumi just stared at the rock.

"Umm Katsu—SHHHHHH!" Katsumi interrupted Ari.

*"Gaara said that if you be quite long enough object will grow eyes and start talking to you." She whispered seriously.

"She was starting to give me a headache." Gaara muttered looking away from everyone.

"Again," Kankuro spoke up. "How the hell is she still alive?"

"How long has she been quite?" Ari asked.

"5 hours."

"IT SPOKE!" Katsumi jumped up yelling. "Gaara it spoke!"

"What did it say?" Gaara's eye twitched.

"5 hours." She smiled in triumph.

"That was me." He droned.

"Nah uh, not it wasn't!" she began to pout.

"Fine." He sighed.

"AYAYA-

Everyone watched Katsumi stop in mid-celebration, as her eyes drooped and her face go blank before she hit the ground face first. "Katsumi?" Ari ran to her turning her over to be greeted with a loud snore. "She's asleep!"

"She finally tuckered herself out, huh?" Temari knelt next to Ari and looked over the young ninja.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Katsumi sprang forward screaming scaring the hell out of Temari who screamed which scared Ari who jumped up and bumped into Kankuro, who hit Gaara, who started to strangle Kankuro with his sand.

"St-p stop c-ch-oke choking me!" Kankuro choked.

"What the fuck happen!" Temari yelled.

"I'm not sure?" Ari was breathing deeply, as she walked back over to Katsumi. "Hey, Kat you alright?"

"I think I'm going to be sick!" she groans holding her mouth and stomach.

"I think the meds are finally leaving her system." Ari informed Temari, who wipe the sweat from her brow.

"Thank Kami."

"I don't feel so good, what happen?" Katsumi gagged.

"Well, uh well I think you were kinda high?" Ari giggled.

"High? It felt more like I drank two things of red bull and 6 cups of coffee." She groaned.

"Alright then let's get you home, wave bye to Gaara and the others." Ari mother tone kicked in.

"Gaara?" Katsumi looked over seeing the redhead gaze back at her his eyes saying "you forgot me already?" HOLY HELL WHEN DID I MEET GAARA! THE GAARA THE MAN OF MY PREVETED DREAMS!

Ari watched Katsumi's face turn bright red and freeze up, oh don't tell me! "G-aa- Gaara!" she stuttered before fainting.

"I guess she doesn't remember what happen. Well I should be getting her home." Smiling Ari reach down and picked up her friend, waving bye to the sand-sibs laughing to herself.

Katsumi has the Hinata-syndrome.

Ok the part with the * where Katsumi was staring at the rock, my Aunt actually told that to me when i was younger, she said that i use to talk a lot i mean a lot so to keep me quite she told me that if i stare at any object that it will talk to me so i use to sit and stare at object like for hours waiting for it to talk lmao! so i though it would be funny to use that lol.

how did you like it? good? bad? was Gaara ok? was it funny? TELL ME!

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