Disclaimer:我自己不鳴 (i dont own Naruto)

OK my pretties here it is im sorry for the long wait im losing motivation T^T... DAMNIT VOTE!

Ch. 13 Switched

"It's sooo early." Sniffle. "Why did we get up at freakin 5 in the morning for?"

"Cuz Anko-sensei wants ta tell us somethin', so stop ya whine Katsumi!" Mimi yawns before slumping against Ari who was oddly wide awake.

"She will most likely want to wish us good luck on the first exam." Ari pondered.

"B-bu-but, why at 5 in the fucking morning?" Katsumi yawned.

"'Casue I fucking said so." Anko jumped in front of her girls crossing her arm. "And Katsumi what's going on with your hair?"

Looking at her feet she shrugged. "I didn't feel like doin it."

"Well you can't go to the first exam looking like that so after I'm done with you I want you to go back home and get ready!" She boomed. "Now back to what I was saying, as you girls know I'm helping out in the exams so I won't be there to cheer you no, on each one so, I want you girls to do your best, so kick some ass and show them what this team is made of."

"YEAH!" the girls cheered. "We will Anko-sensei!"

"Katsumi, you better have you hair done by the time the first exam starts."

"Sensei what are you my mother?" Kat groaned.

"THAT'S AN ORDER!" Anko yelled.

"Yes ma'am!" Kat screeched running towards home.

"Ari, Mimi, listen up." The girls stood in attention. "By being an all girls team you're most likely will be targeted more than any other teams. You girls must not show any weakness what so ever, I can't stress this enough, girls are viewed as weak. So keep your heads low, don't cause unwanted attention, and make sure you keep an eye on Kat you know she attends to wander and cause attention to herself. Okay?"

Anko looked at the girls in front of her and had the 'Aw they grow up so fast' bubbling in her stomach, shaking the feeling away she cleared her throat. "Ahem, well then I wish you girls the best of luck, I'll be watching."

Mimi and Ari looked at one another before hugging their sensei. "We'll be safe."

"Ya is the best sensei we could ya wish for." Mimi grins. Anko quickly pulled the girls close then pushing them away.

"Ahem go make sure Kat putting her hair up." And with that she walked away.

Katsumi ran up the stairs to her apartment two at a time, she had forgotten that Anko was a scary person. Swiftly rounding the corner she stopped just before knocking into the Lord of emo's, stumbling into his arms with a grunt they both banged into the door, with Kat sliding half way down his body.

"At least buy me dinner first." He chuckled. Frowning she notices her chin was resting on the buckle of his pants making her eye level to his belly button. Shooting back up his body Katsumi tried to hide her blush with her hair that was water falling over her face.

"Why isn't your hair up today?" Sasuke mused as he swept back her hair, and his hand sliding slowly down her cheek. Feeling her cheeks going red she looked down at her keys trying to open her door, hoping to get the attention off of herself she said the said the that came to mind.

"I didn't peg you for an outie." She mutters.

"Yeah, what's wrong with having an outie bellybutton?" He smirks.

"Nothing, just thought you would be more of and innie." She smiles as she starts to look for her ribbons.

"What do you have?"

"I'm a cutie with an innie." She giggles while putting her last pigtail up. "I'm surprised you haven't noticed."

"What, you want me to stare your body up and down cause I can." He smirks. Stick out her tongue Sasuke took the time to take in her outfit; it was the one she usually wears, fishnets that stopped just below her chest with a mini sleeveless jacket, a small skirt with fishnet shorts that stopped above her knees, along with fingerless fishnet sleeves. His eyes dropped to her belly button and sure enough she had an innie.

"Like what you see?" She flirts as she walks towards him, then quickly turns the left and down the hallway. Sasuke let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, the smell of raspberries filled his nose as he followed her down the hall to see her put that evil stuff panda into her pack. He glared the bear bad things always happens to him when that bear was around, like the time someone cut a hole in the back of his pants where everyone could see his rump and when he looked at the bear he saw that the bastard had a pair of scissors next to him.

"Are you really bringing that with you?" He groaned.

"Why got a problem shit face?" The bear bit back. Katsumi obviously didn't hear a thing as she looked up.

"Yeah, bandit is a part of my jutsu. Why?" Katsumi bit the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing at what Talon had said; she loved making Sasuke think he's crazy.

"Yeah, man you sure really start thinking with the head on your shoulders and not the one in your pants." The panda laughed. Sasuke turned bright red, no way in the hell did that panda just go there.

"Hell yeah I went there, now what." Katsumi started coughing doing her best to hold her laugh in.

"Ah*cough* Ah*cough*"

"Hey, Kat are you ok?" Sasuke came up next to her. Kat hunch over and covers her mouth stomping her foot to hold her laugh.

"Ahem, yeah, I'm, I'm good." She faked cough one more time before smiling. "Sorry, about that wrong pipe sort of thing." He shook his head eyeing her making sure she was ok.

"Come on we should get going." She smiled when she hear Mimi yell for her.

"Oh, now ya both in the bedroom, tagether aloone." Mimi wiggled her eyebrows just like last night when she caught her, Gaara and Sasuke in the wood alone.

"Mimi!" Kat hissed.

"Ahah, come on ya two lets go." She winks before leaving the room. "Ari they were in ya bedroom, alooone."

Kat face palmed then grabbed Sasuke hand without thinking. "Lets go."

Sasuke grinned like an idiot when Kat didn't let go of his hand as the left the apartment heading towards the school but Naruto ruined it. "Hey, Katsumi!"

"Naruto!" She yelled letting go of Sasuke's hand to hug Naruto.

"Have you seen Sakura?" he asked throwing an arm around her shoulder much to Sasuke annoyance.

"No, not yet but I'm positive she'll show." Ari reassured.

"She's always on time, so give her a break, plus we still got time." Katsumi smiles poking Naruto in his side.

"I guess."

"Lets go gals I wants ta check out the competition." Mimi dragged Kat away from repeatedly poking Naruto.

"Bye Naru, bye cockatoo see you guys laters!" Kat waved walking up to Ari.

"Hey, should we just go straight through and not even bother with the genjutsu…"Kat trailed off.

"I think we should go straight through, Anko-sensei said not to call attention to ourselves." Ari swept her ponytail behind her. "We'll take the long way around and enter from there."

It took the girls15 more minutes to reach the double door then it would have if they went straight through the crowd; they arrived just as Kakashi round the corner.

"Ah, I wasn't expecting to run into you three until my team came along." He laughed. "But while I have you here, I want you three to be careful…" He tried to start.

"No worries Kakashi-sensei," Mimi held up her hand. "Anko-sensei already done told us ta be safe cuz we gals 'nd all."

"Oh well, then this mainly goes to Ari and Katsumi." He looked at the two girls and saw that they immediately understood, with them having a full chest the size of a grown woman at the age of 12, men will target them for personal reasons and with them being an all girls team doesn't help their case.

"Watch each other's back and keep an eye on our jackets, make sure it stays in its "proper" place." Katsumi smiled at Kakashi fatherly-ness.

"Anko-sensei threaten ta burn ya porn books, if ya didn't come ta warns us again?" Mimi crossed her arms.

"Yes." He sighed hanging his head.

"Loser." Ari grabbed Mimi and turned her towards the doors as Kakashi glared up at the redhead.

"Thanks Kashi! Really!" Ari smiled pushing her and the girls into the room. Suddenly every head in the room turned and faced the girls.

"So much for invisibility." Katsumi mutters.

"Shh!" Ari nudged the blue ninja before nodding over to an empty table. The girls sat down keeping their head, eyes to themselves but it wasn't long before some men trotted over.

"Well, well, look at what we have here, fellas." One of the guys laughed, he was tall with broad shoulders and long shoulder length hair. "Aren't you three the pretties little thang I ever laid eyes on." He swept Ari's hair over her should.

"Smell good to." Katsumi felt Ari tense at the man touch and comments. Katsumi looked at her friend Ari didn't do well with straightforward guys that couldn't get a hint, she was far too kind. Getting up Kat step in front of the three men, her shoulders square her stare was hard.

"Dude check out her rack." The one on the right all but drooled. Katsumi took a step forward and bared her teeth.

"Oh I think you mad this little tight pus, mad!" The last one jokes. Tight pus? Did her just call her that…he just refer that…that…Katsumi didn't even realize that she had pulled back her fist until a white pup jumped into her arms and lick her face.

"We'll be leaving." She felt two big hands take hold of her shoulders stirring her away from the men.

"You always get in to trouble." Kiba whispered in her ear.

"I do not," She hisses. "Trouble finds me."

"We ain't even been here for 5 dog gone minutes and we already target." Mimi spits to the side. "Damn horny men."

"Well maybe if you three weren't half naked…" Ino smirked walked up to them.

"Oh shush Ino, ya know ya're the biggest slut here." Mimi smile hugging the blond.

"Yeah Ino, plus our sensei unlike you all, requires us to dress like this." Katsumi huffs. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight and make sure your tities don't pop out?" Katsumi grumbles, as Hinata faints, Shino duck further into his coat, Shiki raised a brow, Choji chokes on his chips, Ino shakes her head, and Kiba smirks.

"Uh, Kat I think that was a bit much." Ari laughs as she fans Hinata.

"I'm sorry Hina!" Kat hugs the shy Hyuga.

"I-it a-al-alright."

"Sasuke-kun! You're late!"

Katsumi looked at Ari, and grow a very big grin. "Oh no, Katsumi." Ari tired to sound stern but it didn't work Kat started singing.

"I wanna be the very best" She started lowly.

"Kat don't, you're going to cause attention!" Ari tried again.

"Like no one ever was" she grew louder.

"You guy are rookies just out the academy right?"

"Catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause" Katsumi started to dance.

"Screaming like school girls geez."

"I will travel across the land, searching far and wide" She places her hand on her hip, and started bouncing her knee while she points around the room.

"This isn't a pinic."

"Teach Pokémon to understand"

"Who do you think you are?"

"The power that's inside"

"I'm Kabuto."

"Pokémon!" Everyone looked over at Kat; she was standing shoulder length apart with one fist in the air looking down.

"Weren't you just listening to what I was saying?" Kabuto frowned.

"Gotta catch 'em all" She whispered dramatically.

"Does it look like she was listenin?" Ino laughs

Katsumi tuned out the Pokémon as he ranted on about being quite or get beat up, when she got another idea as Kabuto pulled out his Nin-info cards. "I lay one card face down." She mimicked a man's voice.

"Oh so you're Yu-gi-oh now?" Ari giggled while Kabuto glared at Kat.

"Damnit, something told me to learn the Yu-gi-oh theme song."

"Thank Kami, you didn't listen." The heterochromia ninja smirked.

"You know, you two talk a lot." Kabuto looked up at them from his crouch.

"Whatever, you say, Cock-But-toooe." At this point Ari could no longer hold her laugh in.

"Well you think this is all fun and games, don't you?" He walked up to her. "This exam is no joke people die, hell it's my seventh time taking it."

Katsumi looked at Ari and winked, the two girls planned that if they should ever get dropped into the Naruto realm they would do this. Katsumi quickly threw her arms around the two faced bastard with enough force for him not to notice her hand sliding into his pouch to grabbed his nin-info card and put them into Ari's pouch as she innocently walked behind him to stand next to Kiba and the others.

"I was only kidding!" She squeezed him as she slyly slipped a paper boom into his pouch that would go off exactly 20 minutes after the first exam. "I'm sorry, forgive me." She batted her lashes while resting her chin on his chest.

For a long time he just stared at her and when he was about to open his mouth he tensed up a bit, but said nothing, and that when she remember the sound ninja. Swiftly she threw herself to the left, rolling onto her feet sliding next to Sasuke and Ino, just as the one sound ninja that looked like a furry turtle, sung at Kabuto.

"Well aren't you a fast one." The furry turtle commented, Kat just rocked on her heels with her arms behind her back, smiling sweetly.

"That's enough!" Everyone turned their head to see Morino Ibiki. "This is the first exam!"

Katsumi and Ari this part out having hear it and read it a thousand times over, getting a number all three girls take their seat, luckily they all sit close together, yet unlucky for Katsumi for Gaara was way on the other side and Sasuke was diagonally in front of her, if he tilts his head to the side he could stare straight at her…like he's doing now. Sticking her tongue out at him she opens her soul link to her teammates.

"Yo ladies." Mimi jumps as Katsumi speaks to her in her head.

"I anit never goin gets use ta that." She thinks back sighing.

"I have no idea what this test is saying!" Ari groans.

"We aren't suppose too Ari." Kat reminded her.

"Well then can't ya just cheat off each other?' Mimi asked.

"Do you know the answers?" Ari raised a brow.

"Na." She then sat up a bit straighter. "Oi, I got an idea hows about Katsumi ya open a one ways only soul link ta all these here folks so we can get their answers."

Katsumi scratches the back of her neck. "I never tried a one way link Mimi…"

"Just try yeah?" Mimi pleaded.

"Ok alright." She places three fingers in front of her nose, trying to clear her thoughts. She practices with the Yamanaka clan since they knew a bit on how to deal with souls; finally she was able to pick up some soul waves, trying her best to open up a link where all the info the others are getting is pouring to her and her teams and not letting her teams info slip into the link for the others to pick up.

Katsumi starts to filter through the people who were actually putting answers on the test, when she came across Kiba and Akamaru, then Hinata; soon so many thoughts came at her at once, she felt Sakura's soul brush over her then Shino's, Katsumi was now struggling to keep the link from wavering.

"Number 156, you were cheating!" the guy next to her jumped up yelling and accidently bumped into her, clenching her teeth Katsumi strained to hold the link, keeping it from faltering, when Ibiki finally calls put "pencils down".

"Oh that Kami!" She groans closing her eyes rubbing her face, and then running her hands through her pigtails…if they were there, and instead of her caramel hand she was staring at a pale more masculine pair.

"What the hell?" She thought to herself. Looking down she saw she was wearing a dark blue shirt and khaki short. Holy fuck NO! NO, NO….She pull her head band down and slowly very slowly turned it around and did her best not to scream her lungs out.

WHY THE FUCKING HELL, IM I IN SASUKE'S BODY!

"Katsumi! What the hell is going on?"Ari's voice screams inside her head.

"Katsumi I think ya did something wrong…" Mimi mutters in her head.

"Ahh, the fuck!"

"Holy shit, how did I get into this body!"

"I swear I was born a boy…"

Katsumi started to panic everyone was switched! She calmed down a bit before opening up soul links to everyone that was switched.

"Yo, everyone just calm…it was just a little mishap, I can fix it….hopefully" She mutters the latter lowly. "Just wait until the exam is over ok?" She got several yeahs and whatevers. Katsumi started beating herself in the head to come up with a plan to get everyone back into their right bodies. She took a breath and opened everyone's soul link, it held for a second before falling. Shifting in her seat she tried again, and only for it to collapse on its self, growling she tried again and again with no progress.

"Damnit!" she hissed as she felt a tug on her shorts. Looking down she sees talon climbing into her lap.

"You used too much chakra holding the link open from before, you're going have to wait." He thought to her. "Well, there's nothing to do but wait until the jutsu wears off."

"WHAT!" Her scream was blocked by Anko-sensei bursting through the window announcing the second exam.

Once everyone was dismissed, Naruto run up to her and quickly dragged her out the building and to a secluded area. "Ouch, Naruto stop that hurts!"

"Katsumi, what the name of cornbread did ya do!" Naruto yells.

"…Mimi?"

"Who ya reckon it was?"

"Uh, Kat what happen?" The two girls…uh boys looked back to see Shikamaru coming up looking around franticly with his hand pulled up to his chest.

"Ari?" Mimi laughed.

"Not funny Mimi!" Shika stomped his foot.

"Ok, ok so Mimi's in Naruto's body, Ari is in Shikamaru's and I'm in Sasuke's…so where are our bodies?" Kat frowned.

"Behind you." Turning around Team 11 saw the rookie 9 and Guy's team, but the one who spoke was Katsumi's body.

"Holy shit my boobs are huge!" Kat yells looking at her body. "I look good." Whoever was in her body turned red.

"Kat are just now noticing your boob size." Ari who was in Shikamaru's body raised a brow.

"No but seeing it from the view just looks different...I'M SEXY!"

"Katsumi please just tell me how to get you out my body and back into your!" Her body glared.

"SASUKE!" He glared and was about to say something when Lee screams.

"My eyebrow! Why out of everyone did I get Lee's body!"

"Ah Sakura my youth flower, now you will see my body is strong for you and I will make your body the same!" Sakura yells then starts stretching.

"Lee, stop it you're going to ruin my body!"

"Ahhh, there bugs in my body!" Shino screams running in circles

"Stop it your scaring them!" Tenten runs after Shino

"Um, that's disturbing…" Mimi, or Naruto mutters.

"Arf , Arf!"

"….Why did Hinata just bark…" Ari asked slowly.

"U-um a-about t-that…" she looked down to see Akamaru pushing his paws together nervously.

"Oh my Kami! Hinata?"

"Y-yeah." Akamaru pinned his ears down, or well Hinata did.

"Arf, Arf!" Akamaru barked in Hinata's body.

"I take the other one back, that just anit right." Mimi frowns.

Suddenly there was a loud boom going off and a long line of swears "fucking shit, who the fuck put a paper boom in my pouch!"

Ari and Katsumi looked at one another before bursting into laughter.

"Man, Ino, do you ever eat." Ino groans rubbing her stomach.

"What! I have to watch my weight, guy like skinny girls!" Choji yells. "Im never felt so full in my life…or hungry!"

"Damnit how in the hell do you deal this, this hair!" Neji grumbled stumbling around trying to get the hair out his face.

"Careful you mutt you're damaging it!" Kiba yelled, before scratching everywhere. "Do you even take baths?"

"This is all too troublesome." Ari's body yawns.

"I find that you not freaking out, that you're in a girl's body makes me a little worried…" Ari said to Shikamaru who was in her body.

"It's the same but with two difference it's easier to walk and a little bouncy." He looked at her.

"…Bouncy!" Ari blushes hard.

"You guys I'm in Mimi's body!" Naruto yells running up to them.

"Yeah, kinda already figured that ya goof." Mimi glared.

"Katsumi, how are we going to get back into our bodies?" Sasuke grumbles as everyone else start to yell.

"About that…." She laughs timidly. "You see, um I can't put you all back into your bodies…"

"WHAAAA!" they all yelled.

"I used up to much chakra in the exam to cheat and this dude bump me and all our soul links got jumbled and switched."

"What about the second exam?" Ino voice yelled somewhere.

"But what about using the restroom and showering!" Sakura yells.

"….."

"Yeah I got nothing on that…" Katsumi scratched her head or Sasuke's head, whatever. "You all are kind on your own that one…"

"Ok how about this, everyone partner up with your body and, when you have to shower or…pee have the owner of the body help you…" Ari suggested.

"Uh..." everyone kinds blushed and looked away.

"Or just let the other ya naked…" Mimi said causally.

"You know the other sounds like a great idea! Yeah!" Everyone finally agreed.

"Well now that settled, how about we call just go back to my place?"

"Um your, or Sasuke?" Sakura asked in Lee's body.

"Well I am in Sasuke's body so it to the Uchiha's!"

"What!" Sasuke howled but was ignored.

On the way to the Sasuke's place Katsumi had a weird feeling she was being watched, looking around her saw nothing and kept walking when she hear "Sasuke-kuuuunnnn!" Katsumi frowned when she saw a group of girls running straight for her, but why she was…then it hit her she was in Sasuke's body.

"Wait no I'm not Sasuke!" She yells and dodges one girl as she tried to kiss her.

"Run Katsumi they don't listen to reason!" Sasuke yells at her.

"Ahhhh, save me!" She ran away.

"Hey there pretty thang I saw you two at the exam!" Two guys came up to Shikamaru and Sasuke making the two boys back up.

"Hey, um were actually boys!" Sasuke glared.

"Really…well those look lawfully real to me." One of them inch closer to Sasuke.

"Ah, someone just touch my ASS!" Shikamaru yells horrified, before punching one in the face and grabs Sasuke's hand. "Run!"

"Stop eating Choji! Please my body going to gain weight!" Ino cried.

"But….I'm hungry…"He explains trying to eat but Ino was pulling at his arm.

"For the love of ….STOP EATING!"

"Whatever, your name is stop spraying perfuming! You're killing my bugs!" Shino yells chasing Tenten.

"Why the fuck are they in your body! And my name is Tenten!" She screams running around spraying melon scented perfume.

"Lee stop, my body is fragile!" Sakura yells at her body.

"But that why, Sakura you body need exercise!" Lee jogs in places.

"LEE!"

"Ak-amaru p-please don't eat that, humans st-st-stomach can't digest that!" The Hinata puppy ran after her body Akamaru possessed.

"Arf, arf!"

"Ah, Akamaru t-t-there's n-n-no need for that t-t-t-type of language!" She gasps.

"Damnit Kiba if you even think about cutting my hair!" Neji yells

"Watcha gunna do…make me take a bath!" Kiba taunts hold scissors to Neji's hair.

"I'm warning you Mutt!"

"Take the fucking collar off my neck I don't seem to get the joke!" Kiba barked.

"Ari, Ari wake up, ya hearin me ya bitch!" Mimi bound around the blonde screaming.

"Man, why do you gotta scream I was taking a nap…shit I'm tired." Ari yawns.

"Well, Im anit tired I got all this bundled energy and I can just keep yappin and yappin and yappin…" Mimi keeps going on and on. When Ari notices Naruto wasn't around, until she was Mimi's body coming from far away, he looked sad almost.

"Naruto what's wrong?" Ari yawns.

"Yeah, yeah whats eatin ya kid!" Mimi bounces.

"Going into the girl's bath isn't as fun when you're a girl." He pouts.

"I'm to tired to care at the moment." Ari shrugs.

"Ahahah, I reckon I went through 25 different types of topic before ya stopped talkin" She laughed hard. "So. Much. Energy!"

"Oi, everyone meet at Sasuke!" Katsumi announced in everyone heads.

OK there was no Gaara T^T well that all i got for now! I hope this one was ok i liked it was fun to write!

What will happen to Katsumi and the gang? Will they were gets there body back? Will Kabuto ever find out who put the paper boom in his pouch? tune in next time to The Marry Sue Cruse!

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