Mnarutodbz "Hi, welcome back! Before we begin..."
Dante "WAIT UP BASTARD!"
Mnarutodbz blinks at Dante "What? Why are you yelling?"
Dante "You made a mistake with writing the story idiot! It's strawberry Sundae...not sunday! How dare you to make that mistake!"
Mnarutodbz "S-Sorry...let's talk this out later...first the reviews...please?"
Dante "Tch fine but don't think I will forget about it!"
Ccebling "Nice, so will the Kyuubi be a devil arm? How about Naruto finds out that he is one of the descendants of Sparda, it'll be an ironic twist of events. If the Kyuubi does become a devil arm I was thinking of a crimson bladed ninja sword with a black hilt.
Mnarutodbz "Well..I have several intentions with the Kyuubi. Some will be explained this chapter while others will be explained later...the devil arm Kyuubi is explained later :). And of course Naruto will respond strangely about his heritage but that will be explained later in a flashback."
Kyuubi appears and whines "Why do I always being pushed to other chapters...it's not fair I'll tell you...NOT FAIR!"
Mnarutodbz sweatdrops "Uhm...okay...ehm next review."
Storylover213 "Awesome dude. But who was Naruto's father figure if it wasn't Dante?"
Mnarutodbz looks at the review and looks strange "Ehm...Dante is the father figure of Dante while Minato Namikaze was his biological father...that was explained in chapter 1."
phill503 "Are you going to include characters from the animated series?"
Mnarutodbz seems to think "Hmm...well Trish made a small appearance in the prologue...perhaps you guys will see her later. Hmm...Patty isn't possible and Cid/Sid is dead...the only thing I can think of is that pathetic excuse for a demon who started to understand 'love'...but I don't know for sure..."
Karasu "*pokes* Heya, this story is good so please update soon! Are there any fixed pairings? Also, it's suppose to be 'strawberry sundae', not 'strawberry sunday'."
Mnarutodbz "Well there is one fixed pairing which most people would suspect...Ten-ten." Then Mnarutodbz cries "Why did you have to bring up that mistake!"
Dante smirks "Thanks for reminding me Karasu...now Mnarutodbz...DANCE!"
Dante brings out Ebony and Ivory and shoots at Mnarutodbz's feet so that he is forced to avoid it which make it look like he was dancing.
Mnarutodbz "DAMN YOU!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Devil may cry nor any characters used in this FANFICTION!
Naruto was sitting in his living room. After the attack from the demons the team split up and were expected tomorrow to begin their first mission. Naruto was sitting in a lotus position and soon he was deep inside his mind.
Naruto's mindscape
Naruto was in some sort of bedroom. He looked around and saw someone on the bed. It was a was a girl that looked as old as him. She had long red hair and a figure that perverts only dreamed about. The only thing out of the ordinary were nine fox tails behind her. This woman name was Kyu...short for Kyuubi...
(Flashback)
Dante and Naruto were sitting in front of each other. Naruto was about 8 at that time.
Dante "Naruto...I explained you have the kyuubi inside you yes?"
Naruto nodded.
Dante "I want you to meditate and make contact with him."
Naruto blinked with his eyes "B-but why?"
Dante "You are training with me to become strong...to fulfill you father's wish right?"
Naruto "Yeah...so?"
Dante sighed "If you can convince the Kyuubi to aid you, you will gain much more in power and you will have an ally with you at all times."
Naruto nodded and started to meditate. Soon he was in a place that looked like a sewer. He felt some strange energy signals and walked to it. Soon he was in a big room with a huge cage in it. He heard footsteps and a shadow began to appear in the cage. Soon the person was more visible and he saw a beautiful woman.
Naruto's eyes widened "K-Kyuubi?"
The woman smirked "Yes?"
Naruto "What the hell! I thought you were a dude!"
Kyuubi got a annoyed look on her face "Just because I appeared as a giant fox everyone thinks I am a terrible man."
Naruto startled "S-sorry...everyone told me you were a dude...and that you were evil because you attacked Konoha."
Kyuubi smiled "Apology accepted...and that I attacked Konoha wasn't my fault...I was under a genjutsu and wasn't myself. When I regained my senses I was here."
Naruto "Sorry...I didn't know..."
Kyuubi "You couldn't have...by the way what are you doing here?"
Naruto "I came here to ask for your help...my uncle said it would be a great help for my plans in the future."
Kyuubi "And what are your plans...and who is your uncle who asked you to come here? Normally people would find that a mistake because they have a certain opinion when it comes to demons."
Naruto "I plan to fullfill my father's wish and become a great ninja...He was called the fourth hokage...and my uncle is called Dante and he can't judge demon because he said he was half devil, what makes me a quarter devil."
Kyuubi's eyes widened "D-Dante? The son of Sparda!"
Naruto looked amazed "You know him?"
Kyuubi nodded "Dante is known through the entire demon world as one of the strongest creatures ever alive! I greatly respect his father and him...but understand kid...if I decide to help you there will be some demands!"
Naruto "Demands?"
Kyuubi nodded "Yes...first of all...I want you to remove the seal so I can have more freedom. You can then summon me with a summoning jutsu. I can't escape since your devil blood will prevent it...probably your father didn't know that little fact. Second..." The Kyuubi smirked "I want you as a mate in the future..."
Naruto's eyes bulged out "M-Mate? What the...? WHY IN KAMI'S SAKE WOULD YOU WANT ME AS A MATE!"
Kyuubi stuck a finger in her ear "You don't have to yell...I am rather sensative. The reason why...well...There aren't many demons around anymore and the one that are around are...not desirable to have as a mate. But you...you have the blood of Sparda running through you veins...that little fact alone already makes you a...suitable mate."
Naruto "B-But I am only 8 years old for Kami's sake!"
Kyuubi got an irrated look on her face "I said 'in the future'...but these are my two demands...take it or leave it kid!"
Naruto was deep in thought. He didn't have any trouble with the first demand but the second...well it would be hard because he didn't know what other people he would meet or fall in love with.
The Kyuubi looked at his face and as if she read his mind she said "If you meet another girl you love that would be fine by me...I go both ways you know " and she chuckled when she saw Naruto sweatdrop "And probably you wouldn't have to be restricted by only one mate hehe."
Naruto looked up and said "Fine...but I will decide how much power you get when I summon you..."
Kyuubi "It's agreed...now remove the seal and we can get to business!"
Naruto got a shocked look on his face "But you said in the future..."
Kyuubi got annoyed again "I don't mean that...I mean helping you. I will increase the amount of devil blood in your body."
Naruto looked emberassed "Oh...right." and he walked towards the seal and tore it off. The bars disappeared and the Kyuubi could walk around freely.
Kyuubi "Well kid...get ready...this is gonna hurt like hell!" and she stretched her arms and red chakra developed Naruto. He screamed as his muscle increased and fat was removed from his became taller and his features changed...got more stern, more mature. Finally it came to an end.
Kyuubi "I've increased the amount of devil blood in you. You are now half devil." and she chuckled "I can't wait for the moment we seal our deal hehe" and with the last chuckle everything went black.
After that Kyuubi became his tutor when it came to nin en genjutsu. Naruto changed the scenery of the sewer into a mansion so that Kyuubi would be more...comfortable...they used a training room when they were training and a living room or bedroom for talking and discussions.
(End flashback)
Kyuubi opened her eyes and mumbled I thought you forgot about me?
Naruto put up a happy face to cheer Kyuubi up "Aww Kyu don't say that...how could I ever forget such a beauty as you!"
Kyuubi had some humor in her red eyes You teaser...you only say that to make me feel better
Naruto smiled "Did it work?"
Kyuubi A little...so what's up?
Naruto "Nothing much...only the demon attacks seem to occur more regularly these days...even had to get rid of a horde hell-prides a few hours ago."
Kyuubi Hell-prides? The poor bastards didn't even knew what hit them...only I don't know why these portals between this and the demon realm are opening.
Naruto "It's beginning to annoy me...if this keeps up and a few stronger demons appear I might have to use my devil-trigger and then it will be revealed that I am a half-devil."
The Kyuubi stretched out giving Naruto a good look of her body and she lazily said If I were you I should inform the hokage of your condition...if someone else finds out you just say it's an bloodline trait and that they can confirm it with the hokage.
Naruto smiled "That's what I like about you...really sometimes your the muse behind my good ideas."
Kyuubi smiled You little slimeball...I will reward you for that remark when the time comes. and she walked towards Naruto and gave him a little kiss on the nose But for now you need to wake up...your sensei is coming.
Someone knocked on the door and brought Naruto back to reality. He got up and opened the door. It was Kakashi.
Kakashi "Hi Naruto...the Hokage would like to have a word with you."
Naruto nodded and together with Kakashi he went to the Hokage tower. Naruto entered the office while Kakashi would walk around the area. The hokage created a jutsu so that the room would be soundproof.
Naruto put up his hand "Yo old man...what's up?"
The hokage got a serious look on his face "I want to discuss something serious with you."
Naruto "Sure."
The hokage "Kakashi told me what happened after the genin test. You seem to know more about these creatures you call demons."
Naruto was scratching the back of his head "That's right...I hunted them together with Dante before I came back here."
The Hokage's eyes widened "You say what! You hunt those things? And who is this...Dante person exactly?"
Naruto shrugged "He is what you can call an Demon hunter. Someone gives him a job...he completes it and gets paid. Dante is my biological uncle."
The hokage got annoyed "Another thing I don't understand. If Dante is the brother of one of your parents it would be known to us but they never spoke a word about it!"
Naruto "Half-brother to be exact. And maybe one of my parents didn't know the father and since they are both dead we would never know. It could be both because I heard both of them had remarkable talents and strength."
The hokage "What has that to do with it!"
Naruto decided to come clean "Dante is half-devil...his father was a fullblood devil...so that means one of my parents are half-devil as well."
The Hokage's eyes widened "WHAT? Half-devil? That means you are quarter...demon?"
Naruto sighed "First of all...it's DEVIL...there is a huge difference between devils and demons. Demons are lower on the evolutionary ladder and are evil because they only have basics needs like eating human flesh...except the higher class demons who are intelligent and can be good. A devil however can decide to become good or evil and can live as humans...and to tell you the entire truth...I am half-devil."
Naruto explained the things he went through with Kyuubi. The hokage was surprised when he heard Kyuubi was a girl, shocked when he heard about the broken seal and totally freaked out that Naruto would be Kyuubi's 'future mate'. Naruto explained his abilities.
Naruto "This is secret of course...I mean not all villagers are happy that I am back and if they hear this then a huge conspiracy will begin."
The Hokage nodded "I understand but if one of your teammates hear that you have super-strength, super-speed and super healing abilities they will ask questions...especially if you go into that...what was it called again?"
Naruto answered "Devil-trigger"
The Hokage nodded "Ah yes...if you activate that devil trigger than I have to explain it one way or another."
Naruto "I already discussed that problem with Kyu...she said that I could say it's a bloodline trait."
The Hokage nodded "Well...since I finally know about this discovery of yours I find it suitable to give you this."
He walked towards the Fourth Hokage's picture and removed the picture to reveal a safe. He opened it and emptied it. It held; 1 letter, 2 scrolls and 1 key. Naruto opened the letter and started to read.
Dear Naruto,
When you read this it means that you're either 16 or chunin. I first want to apologise for the fact I sealed the nine-tailed fox in you...I believe you are the only one that can control him since you are my son. Yes...you are my son and I am proud of it!
With this letter you will receive 2 scrolls. In those scrolls you will find manuals of my most powerful jutsu's! The key you will get is for the Namikaze compound...the gate can be opened by your blood. Make good use of it. Your mother asked me to write this in the letter: Basement last door...2 colors. It's your mother's 'private' room and I don't know what's in it...that's for you to find out.
I hope you make good use of the items you receive and make us proud! We both love you and maybe we will meet again.
With all our love,
Minato Namikaze A.K.A. The fourth Hokage and beloved wife Kushina Uzumaki.
Naruto read the short letter with a sad look on his face. The Hokage was explaining a few things about the whereabouts of the Namikaze compound but they were rudely interupted...
In the hospital restricted room
A red-headed woman was lying on her bed...just as usual the last 12 years. The doctors didn't expect that she would ever wake up but the Hokage gave them the order to place her here. Only high placed doctors were allowed...the identity of the person was highly classified. Her name was...Kushina Uzumaki! After giving birth to Naruto she fell into a coma for unknown reasons but all doctors agreed...she was lucky to be even alive! She survived although she lost a lot of blood during labor. For the last 12 years she was here...in the same bed...only breathing lightly. Then suddenly her face twitched and while doctors gathered around her she heard a voice in her head while she was in a dark room. She saw a man with silver hair. Power and wisdom radiated from him.
Kushina asked "Who are you?"
The man looked at her with his icy blue eyes and only said;
Wake up...Power is here...danger is coming...wake up and sooth the sorrow of the descendant of Sparda with a legacy like no other! Arise...Kushina Uzumaki!
Her eyes widened and screamed "NARUTO!"
The doctor tried to calm her "Take it easy miss...you've been in a coma for a long time and you are in no condition to move."
Kushina laid down "How long?"
The doctor looked at his assistent "Twelve years."
Kushina shot up "WHAT! TWELVE FUCKING YEARS! WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS MY SON!"
Before the doctor could answer she jumped out of bed and ran away. The doctors were shocked!
The doctor said "That's impossible! No one can even walk after a 12-year coma let alone run!"
Kushina ran out of the hospital and ran through the streets of Konoha towards the hokage tower. She rushed in and wanted to go into the office but was stopped by the hokage's secretary. That's one mistake she would never make again when she felt a hard fist on her face...
With Naruto
The hokage explained the whereabouts of the Namikaze compound when he was interupted when his secretary was smashed through the door. The reason for this devastation was in the opening of the door...panting.
The Hokage recognised the woman and got a look of fear across his face. This was terrible timing and he saw several scenario's in his mind...and none of them were good.
He said "K-Kushina!"
The red-head panted "The one and only."
The Hokage "H-how..."
Kushina smirked "How could I wake up? Beats me...I don't care either...I only care about one thing...Where is he? Where is my son?"
Before the hokage could answer Naruto said "Say old man...who the hell is this crazy woman?"
Kushina turned to Naruto "Shut up kid when grown ups are talking...and I will hurt you later for that crazy woman remark...first I have more important things to do...So...old man...I am gonna ask you one more time...Where..is Naruto?"
The Hokage couldn't say anything and pointed his shivering finger towards a very shocked Naruto. The woman let out a shriek and rushed towards Naruto to lock him in a bearhug. When she finally released him Naruto looked at the hokage.
Naruto "So old man...this woman...this one right here is none other than my mother?"
The Hokage nodded "She is...I wanted to.."
Naruto raised his fist and punched through the table and with a dark voice he said "Why...Why did you tell me my mother was dead!"
The Hokage was starting to sweat "Please try to understand...you already had a tough childhood and if I told you your mother was alive but in a coma...that would be even harder. You would sit by her bed everyday...hoping everyday she would wake up. The chance for that was very slim and finally it would break you...that's why I decided not to tell you."
The two others understood the hokage's reasoning but still didn't agree to it. The hokage explained what happened to Naruto through the years. Kushina was furious when she heard that the villagers abused her child, neglecting the dying wish of their leader and her husband. The worst thing was the fact 'her' Naruto was crucified by a couple of jonin bastards. She became even more furious when she heard that Naruto was raised by someone the hokage didn't even knew! The hokage explained that he found it the best possible solution for Naruto. Then he changed the subject into something else.
The hokage "Kushina...I might have a question for you that's...kind of strange."
Kushina gave the hokage an interesting look while the hokage continued "We got some information from Naruto and I want to validate something with you...Do you know if you were adopted?"
Kushina nodded "I know for a long time I was adopted...but why do you ask?"
The Hokage decided to explain to Kushina what Naruto told him about Dante and everything else. Kushina was surprised to say the least.
Kushina "So you are saying I am half-devil or something...you've really gone senile don't you old man!"
The hokage shaked his head "It all makes sense to me now...you should have died giving birth to Naruto because of the sheer blood loss...on top of that you woke up from a twelve-year long coma and was able to run over here and...you still look as young as always."
Kushina "W-what!" She ran to the mirror and looked at herself. She couldn't believe what she saw...she really looked as young as the day she went into a coma!
Kushina looked at the Hokage "I still don't believe it...maybe I have good genetics."
Naruto interupted "I know how we can be sure." and he bit his finger and made some handsigns summoning jutsu. Red smoke erupted from his hand and soon the Hokage and Kushina saw a beautiful woman.
Naruto snickered "Old man...mom...meet Kyuubi."
Kushina was shocked and Naruto had to explain the whole story again. Kushina really had trouble controlling herself when she heard that Kyuubi would have Naruto as a future mate.
Kushina "Why would something like YOU want MY son to be your mate!"
Kyuubi sighed and said "I've explained it to Naruto already and made the deal with him so it isn't any of you're business."
Kushina wanted to argue further but Naruto interupted it and asked.
Naruto "Kyu...can you tell if my mother is the one with Sparda's blood?"
Kushina looked confused "Who?"
Kyuubi sniffed at Kushina who was severely disgusted that another woman would sniff at her like that. Then Kyuubi said There is no doubt about it...she's the one.
Kushina was shocked about the fact that her biological father was a devil...although it started to make sense to her. She always healed quickly and was able to display amazing strength when the situation called for it.
Naruto started to speak "Shall we discuss this in the Namikaze compound...so that you can dress properly mom."
Kushina looked at her clothes and blushed when she saw she was only wearing hospital pyjama's. The kyuubi cried Let me come with you...I really want to stretch my legs a bit.
Naruto looked at her "Then you should change your outfit."
Kyuubi looked down. She had tight spandex pants that showed all curves and a tight spandex GI-blouse with a good view of her cleavage.
Kyuubi What's wrong with it?
Naruto pointed his thumb to a point and Kyuubi looked...The Hokage was K.O. by his own pervert thoughts while he had a nosebleed. Kyuubi shrugged and red smoke appeared around her body and now she wore a red kimono. She asked Is this better?
Naruto nodded and the three left the office. Outside they bumped into a man. It was none other than Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi apoligized but his visible eye bulged out when he recognized the red head.
Kakashi "K-Kushina? I thought you were dead?"
Kushina hugged Kakashi "Everyone seems to think that...but in was in a 12 year coma."
Kushina explained why the hokage kept it a secret to Naruto. Kakashi could understand his point of view but he was not happy to say the least that he wasn't informed.
With a dangerous glare he said "I think I need to have a little chat with the hokage."
Naruto smirked "Good luck with that...he is..knocked out at the moment."
Kakashi "What? Did you hit him Kushina?"
Kushina shaked her head "No...let's just say he saw two headlights and was hit by the train that was on it's way to pervert land."
Kakashi didn't know what to think about that remark and chose to ignore it "Where are you three headed...and who is this lovely young lady?" when he turned his gaze to kyuubi.
Naruto "That's a long story but we are headed to the Namikaze compound...the hokage was kind enough to hand me the keys."
Kakashi nodded and they parted ways. Naruto, Kushina and Kyuubi walked through Konoha. Kushina couldn't believe that this place didn't change at all. Of course there were some other shops then in her day but it still remained the same. Finally they arrived at the Namikaze compound. Naruto bit himself and smirked some blood on the gate. It suddenly opened and they walked to the property. They came into a beautiful garden. In the middle there was a great fountain and statues were at the side of the walkway.
The house itself wasn't as big as other mansions but it was still enough to maintain at least 40 people. The house itself was well furnitured. It had a spacious living room, a big kitchen and even a big dojo. Kushina pushed Naruto to the basement. All doors looked the same but there was one door that looked different. It had a board on it which was holding colors.
Naruto "Ah yes the letter said I had to check out this room...there was a hint in it...two colors."
Kushina nodded "Indeed."
Naruto looked at the colors. There were pretty much. It read: Yellow, red, blue, purple, pink, ebony, beige, orange, grey and ivory. Naruto smirked and first touched ebony and then ivory. The door unlocked itself.
Kushina "Very good Naruto...how did you know?"
Naruto smiled "It was a hunch...Dante has two weapons and he called them Ebony and Ivory."
Kushina was shocked...she never suspected that someone else would use a combination like hers.
Kushina "Naruto...that Dante person...what is he like? I just found out that he is my half-brother and I want to know more about him."
Naruto "Dante is what you can call...free spirited. It seems he doesn't take things seriously. He is a bit sarcastic at times. But he is a good guy when you get to know him and I learned a lot from him. He is also extremely strong and agile and he's always serious when there is a job to be done."
Kushina "You really seem to admire him."
Naruto nodded "I do...he is there to make the difference between good and evil and help the people who can't protect themselves. It's something admirable and although he can be harsh sometimes...he has his heart on the right place."
They both walked into the room and Naruto saw a lot of books. He asked Kushina what they were. Kushina explained that those were information books. They held information about every clan, family tree and abilities ever known to her. Naruto thought it was quite handy...if someone attacks him he would know what attacks he could expect.
Naruto knew that he would get a lot of work done in this house. It was big enough to do some training and enough reading material to develop counter attacks against certain techniques. And as a bonus his mother returned to him. It was very clear for him he would have a blast here...
The day after
Naruto returned to the Namikaze compound after a day of boring D-ranked missions. He was really bored and after having lunch together with his mother he said he wanted to get some training done. Kushina stood up as well.
Naruto "Mom...what are you going to do?"
Kushina smiled "I was pretty good with swords back in the day...so I decided to help you with training."
Naruto "I'm normally used to train by myself but hey...you can't hear me complaining."
They both stood in the dojo. Kushina had her normal sword with her while Naruto had repent in his hand.
Kushina smiled "Isn't that sword a bit too big for you Naruto?"
Naruto shrugged "Nah...I can take it."
Kushina rushed at Naruto and made a fierce strike at Naruto. Naruto dodged and was swinging his sword at Kushina. She blocked it barely and she was losing ground when they were struggeling for domination. Kushina jumped backwards and made a series of strange movements with her sword. It looked like there were six swords now and she rushed to Naruto. Naruto didn't know the technique and jumped backwards. He was swinging the sword at his side and used Drive to send a shockwave at Kushina. She was caught off guard and fell down. Naruto jumped with his sword raised and Kushina barely dodged it as the sword went deep into the ground.
She made a handsign and yelled Firestyle: Great fireball jutsu and a huge ball of fire appeared. Naruto stood ready to hit the ball away with his sword and he did. Kushina was surprised at this since she thought he would dodge. She barely got out of the way and she was stopped by something hard...it was Naruto. He raised his sword and it was hanging in front of her neck.
Naruto "Game over...mom."
Kushina laughed "Well done son...I never suspected you would win...I may have better luck next time."
Naruto laughed as well as he removed the blade "Maybe...but who knows for sure right...oh by the way..Kakashi sends his regards."
Kushina chuckled "Kakashi did...did you walked into him again?"
Naruto shrugged "You can say that...he is one of my sensei's"
Kushina looked surprised "He's your sensei...what a coincidence.."
Naruto "What do you mean?"
Kushina "He didn't tell you?"
Naruto shakes his head
Kushina "Before you were gone your father and I decided he would be your god-brother."
Naruto looked surprised "I see...so that's why he always kept an eye out for me when he wasn't busy for ANBU...god I never would have guessed that my perverted sensei would be my god-brother."
Kushina raised an eyebrow "Perverted?"
Naruto nodded "Yep, he reads his little erotic novel all the time and he doesn't care if he's alone or with other people. Even Itachi sensei says it's embarrassing!"
Kushina chuckled "I gotta talk to him about that...exposing those kind of books in front of children! Who could have thought it...he was so serious when he was a child."
Naruto looked surprised "Really?"
Kushina nodded "Yes. At first he only thought about the rules. The death of his father made him that way. His father neglected the rules to save his comrades but in return they turned on him along with the rest of the village. Kakashi's father committed suicide because he couldn't handle it anymore and after that Kakashi became obsessed by rules. His friend Obito Uchiha changed that after their teammate Rin got kidnapped and shortly after that Obito and Kakashi saved Rin but Kakashi lost his left eye. Obito died in that fight and left Kakashi his sharingan to replace his lost left eye."
Naruto "That explains his sharingan in his left eye."
Kushina "Indeed. After that he loosened up a bit but was still serious. I would never think he would change into a pervert though."
Naruto shrugged "Everyone has something in this line of work. I've seen screwed up people. I met Itachi that looks...distant from people and his younger brother...well let's just say he thinks of himself like the ruler of the world and could destroy people by just pointing at them."
Kushina laughed "Some Uchiha's thought like that. They were strong but not the strongest. The best fighters of the Uchiha clan however didn't thought like that...they knew that there were always stronger people and did everything to become stronger."
Naruto nodded "If you think your Kekkei Genkai is everything you will neglect the most basic rule; become stronger by training and think about the strength of others and your own weaknesses." And then Naruto showed his foxy grin "Take old man Hokage for example."
Kushina glared at Naruto "Don't tell me you are trying to fool him?"
Naruto "Of course not...just a small prank..."
Although Naruto said that Kushina still wasn't assured...there was something in Naruto's attitude that made her fear for the worst.
In the Hokage tower
The hokage woke up after his trip to lala-pervy dreamland. He saw Naruto, Kushina and the beautiful young woman that appeared. He shaked his head and asked "How long was I out?"
Naruto "Just for a few minutes...we were just about to leave."
The Hokage looked at them. He felt something was off but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He chose to ignore it.
He said his goodbye's to the group and they opened the door to leave but...were thrown back into the room because they were buried by a avalanche of paper.
The Hokage's eyes widened and screamed "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!"
The secretary was struggling to get inside and she said "This is today's paperwork...I know it's a little bit more than usual but it was necesarry.
Something in the Hokage's brain started to shortcircuit and he started to scream of agony.
Suddenly a smirk appeared on Naruto's face and said "Haha got ya!" And Naruto, Kushina, Kyuubi, the secretary and the buttload of paperwork disappeared in a puff of smoke.
It took a while before the Hokage realised what happened...he was the victim of a prank.
In a justified rage he yelled "DAMN YOU NARUTOOOOOO!"
Mnarutodbz "Well that was the second chapter...I hope you liked it! The next chapter will have more fighting scenes I promise!"
Naruto "It became time you moron! I'm getting bored over here!"
Dante "Shut up Naruto...be happy he writes about you...he could also wrote a story about me and a chick called Buffy."
Naruto looks strange "What are you talking about? Who in Kami's name is Buffy!"
Mnarutodbz gets a DVD of Buffy the vampire slayer *the serie he doesn't own by the way* and plays it in front of Naruto.
12 hours later
Naruto and Dante are still watching the DVD.
Naruto "She's one hot cookie!"
Dante "Yeah and on top of it as bright as a broken lamp!"
Mnarutodbz feels totally ignored and sighs "This might take a while because I have almost all seasons...anyway don't forget to review and until next time!"