Disclaimer:我自己不鳴 (i dont own Naruto)
OK my pretties here it is im sorry for the long wait alot has happen...Oh and everyone will be kinda OOC in this chapter...also this ch is wel...l how do i put this... hmmm well it rated M for a reason ahah enjoy!
Ch. 14 It just can't get any worst…Damnit!
Sasuke and Shika ran for their lives as the two boys' chase then yelling something they really don't want to think about. "Are we close to your house yet?" Shika pants.
"Almost, just another two blocks…fuck how in the hell does she run with the things on her chest!" Sasuke yells when he bumps into someone.
"Oh my Sasuke!" Katsumi screams hugging him. "I'm I ever happy to actually you!" She squealed hugging him.
"Uh thanks?" He hugged her back. "Wait why are you running away from the compound?"
"Those damn bitches won't leave me alone." She glares. "I've been running in circles!"
"Welcome to my life." He smirks.
"Oh shove it where the sun doesn't shine." She grumbles turning around and screamed. "Gaara damn it, how many time am I going to tell you, don't sneak up on me like that!"
Gaara give her a huge what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about look, when it clicked she was in Sasuke's body. Gaara went around her and stood in front of her body, this can't be good!
"You forgot didn't you," Gaara watched Sasuke who was trapped in Katsumi's body; frown at him yet not in confusion but disgust. That when Gaara noticed quickly that the Shukaku was getting rile up, which never happens when he was talking with her, yet he dismissed it, maybe the beast finally gotten bored with her.
"You were supposed to met Kankuro and Temari after the exam for lunch." Gaara then heard a slapping sound behind him, the person name Uchiha had face palmed, muttering he 'forgot that'.
"Why in the he—
Gaara scowled as the Uchiha slammed his hand over Katsumi's mouth with a nervous laugh. "What he, I mean she, what she means to say is that something had came up but she was on her way." He smiled then glared Kat when she looked at him.
"Oi, Sasuke how about we join them, I'm quite hungry." Shika smirked.
"Yes, Ari lets join I could use a bowl of miso soup." Katsumi grinned.
"Shika!" Sasuke growled when Gaara walked off.
"Tsh, I'm not missing this for the world."
"I hate the both of you."
"Well you're going to hate me more…" Katsumi trailed off.
"What do you mean?" He glared at his body.
"Well…you're going to have to flirt Gaara…"
Shika exploded in laughter.
"Like hell I'm not!"
"Come on Sasuke! If not he's going to figure it out!" She pleads with Shikamaru still laughing.
Sasuke glared. "Shut up Nara! Do you like him or something?" He glowers.
"What? Pineapple head? Of course I do." She smiled.
"No Gaara, and you knew what I meant!" He barked.
"Of course not, I'm a guy geesh man." Katsumi laughed when Shika snorted.
"Kat!"
"Ok, ok, that how I play with Gaara it annoys him to no end when I'm consistently flirting or hugging and touching." She told him the half truth hoping he wouldn't notice that she avoided the question.
"Katsumi!" Kankuro yells giving Kat's body a big bear hug. "I missed you! I thought you forgot me!" He nuzzled cheeks.
"Argh dude get off of me!" Sasuke yelled pushing at the puppet master, who was stuck like glue to the boy trapped in the girl's body.
Again Shika laughed hard as Katsumi tried to keep it in when Temari looked over the seat. "Kankuro put the girl down and come eat!" She growled as Katsumi got an idea.
"You know, a pretty girl like yourself shouldn't be around idiots like him." Kat flirted with Temari, who was now drooling. Smirking Kat winked at Temari giving her that Uchiha charm as she sat next to her. Sasuke stared complete dumbstruck at Katsumi, while Shika sat at one end of the table so he can watch the both of them, this is going to be good, he thought.
"So, Kat what did you think of the exam?" Temari asked sneaking peeks at Sasuke who really was Katsumi.
"It was hard; you know how stupid I am." Sasuke smirked at Kat.
"Haha, we know that you not the bright crayon." Kankuro laughed throwing his arm around Sasuke. "You'll still be my favorite." He winked.
"Uh, n—ouch!" Sasuke winced and glared at Katsumi as she kicked him. Be nice and don't forget to flirt with Gaara!
Like fuck, I'm not flirting with him!
Do it now or you'll be sorry!
Ooooh I'm so scared what are you going to do flirt with sand chick? Glaring Katsumi kicked out her leg to hit Sasuke.
"Ouch!" Kankuro jumped. Sasuke eyes widen with the Bitch-you-did-not-just-tired-to-kick-me-again face.
"Ouch, who the fuck kick me?" Temari glared as Sasuke ducked his head.
Shika looked back and forth as the two fought and glared silently at another, and decided to make things worse. "Ahem so Katsumi, a little birdie told me that you like a certain redhead with a certain scar…on the forehead…left side to be exact."
Sasuke blushed when Gaara looked at him then glared as he saw Katsumi smiled. "Well you heard wrong I like guys with Dark color hair and eyes."
"Tsh, you know you like Gaara." Katsumi smirked even though her heart nearly combusted to admit her feel and yet Gaara wouldn't actually know it was her that confessed.
"Not true I- I like you, Sasuke." Sasuke faked a blushed looking away. Ah that lying cheap looking cockatoo mother fucker!
"You like me." She pointed to herself. "Uh, well Katsumi…I need to tell you something…I been keeping this a secret for a long time…I'm gay!"
"HA!" Shika covered his mouth to keep from spraying everyone with his drink. This was way better than I expected to be.
"What!" Sasuke stood up going red with anger.
"Wow, are you really?" Temari pouted. "Damn why are all the cute ones taken, stupid or gay!"
"He's lying you're not gay!" Sasuke growled.
"Yes, I am why do you think Im always alone, and when girls ask me out I turn them, I come on if I was a real guy I was love the attention right?" Kat explained smiling at Sasuke. "Sorry, Katsumi but I like the penis…big...and thi—
"Katsumi!" Naruto or as of yet Mimi, yelled running into the restaurant, pulling on Katsumi's arm. "Ya needs to come with me!"
"Mi—Uh Naruto, what's wrong?" Katsumi mumbled.
"Mimi has met Aunt Flo!"
…
…
"Holy fuck!" Katsumi yelled yanking on the Uchiha's hair. "Why now! Are you sure it's now…this week?"
"I anit answerin that!" Mimi glared and dragged Katsumi away.
"Bye Guys…Gaara." Katsumi blew a kiss to the redhead winking.
Gaara looked up from his food. "Bye Katsumi." He then went back to eating.
"Wha?" She yelled but didn't get the chance to ask as Mimi dragged her to the Uchiha compound with Shika and Sasuke right behind them.
"Haha, you know Kat I should hang with you more often!" Shika chuckles.
"Tsh, once we get your bodies back, you're going to do none but sleep." Sasuke growls, flipping Katsumi's long hair behind his back.
"Wow, Uchiha you sure got that hair flip down pack." Shika teased.
"I'm NOT gay!"
"I never said you was!"
"You implied it!"
"I was stating a fact!" Nara grinned.
"Ok, ok guys cut it out gees you're acting like little girls…no pun intended…" Katsumi smiles.
"Oh shhh the three of ya and come on we ahere." Mimi scowled.
"What the fuck! How did everyone get in my house!" Sasuke yells.
"Everyone knows that a extra key is always under the matt, or under a rock, and under the third flower pot to the right." Katsumi smirks.
"Bite me." He glares.
"OK." She bites her arm hard making it bruise.
"…"
"Hehe, now when you get your body back you just been demoted to level bitch, haha I own you!" Kat laughs when Mimi opens the door and a loud shout rang through the house.
"I PUT THAT WHERE?"
"Sound like Naruto finally figures out where the tampon goes." Mimi drones.
"Tampon!" both of the males scream.
"Yup, and the two of ya's gonna met Aunt Flo, in 'bout a couple hours I reckon, haha, Ari and Kat was never that far behind." Mimi grins evilly.
"Welcome to the joins of being a woman." Katsumi crackles.
"Is it really that bad?" Choji asks from Ino's body coming to stand next to Shika.
"It's horrible! You're always cramping and pissed off, everyone and everything gets on your nerves, you just want to be alone and die!" Ino smiles, joining in the game.
"Haha, then Sasuke should be just fine then haha." The blue ninja laughs along with Shika.
But their fun was interrupted when Kiba starts yelling. "No, Hinata, I mean Akamaru! Don't eat that!" Everyone looks over to see Neji which was Kiba and Hinata who was Akamaru wrestling to get Hinata to stop eating an old boot, and Hinata in Akamaru body was sitting on the table hanging her head.
"Father is going to kill me." She whimpers.
"Oh shit! I think I just pissed myself…" Shika eyes were wide and his or her face was blank.
"Hmm, I see…ARI SHIKA MEET AUNT FLO!
"DAMNIT! Mimi come help Naruto!" Shika's body came storming out of the bathroom, a little of his/her hair was sticking out and half of the spiky pony tail was undone.
"Kay, I'm'ma comin." Mimi sighed.
"Let's go Shikamaru you got a lot to learn and I don't have all fucking night…How's it going Sakura?" Ari booms down another hall.
"Lee, fainted…" She yells back.
"That's good, it mean he understands you."
"I don't wanna go! You can't make me!" Choji yells as he body pulls him into the bathroom.
"Shut it Cho and be a man!" Ino screams.
"But I'm not a man now…I'm a woman…." Cho cried as the door slammed.
"Then there was one." Kat spoke in a scary voice to Sasuke.
"Fuck you."
"HOLY MOTHER OF KAMI!" Shika screams horrified.
"I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!" Cho gags.
"Come on Sasuke, let's go." Katsumi, smiles.
"I don't have a choice do I."
"No, no you don't."
"Damnit!"
20 minutes later…
"HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!"
"DON'T BE PUSSY! I DO THIS EVERY MONTH!"
Kiba and Neji looked at one another. "You know being you isn't that bad…"
"You smell, but I agree better than being a girl." Neji sighs.
"Arf, arf."
"Oh shut it Akamaru." Hinata glares.
"Um…I won't have to do that right…" Shino who was in Tenten's body ask.
"No, you're spared Aunt Flo visited two weeks ago..." Tenten's eye twitches behind the dark sunglasses as a kikaichū crawls across her face.
All the males that were trapped in a girl's body and had met Aunt Flo were all hunched over glaring at something.
"Aw, come on guys cheer up it isn't that bad." Kat smirked.
"Stay the fuck out of this! You don't know what we're going through…oh maybe you do but hell this is our first time ok!" Everyone looked at Lee in surprise. "I'm sorry, forgive me I don't feel very youthful…"
"It's ok Lee we forgive you." Ari, smiles.
"Can someone please explain why I want to drown in sweet foods?" Shika mutters.
"I know I would kill for some chocolate." Cho drools.
"It's something about being low on iron, or something."
While the guys were discussing what type of sweets they're craving the girls look at one another with the same thought. Damn I gotta pee. Slowly one by one they all get up and go into the master bed room closes the door before locking themselves in the bathroom.
"Ok…so who's going to go first…" Ino mutters.
"I'll go!"Mimi mutters as she unzips her pants and takes the stands before peeing. All the girls expect Kat and Ari jaw drops in shock; Mimi was peeing like a fucking natural.
Looking back while peeing, Mimi frowns. "Dang nabbit! Ya lookin like ya ain't seed a men pee afore." She washes her hands then points to Ari "you go next."
"Who put you in charge?" Ino scowls.
"Since I knows how to pee like em men." Mimi glares. "Nows git peein Ari."
"I had four brothers and Naruto, who don't know the meaning of peeing with the door close." Ari spoke looking at the ceiling. "So peeing is easy but…holding it I'll never get use to!"
"Holy shit! I forgot that part!" Katsumi screams. "I'm not touchin Sasuke's…I don't wanna say it."
"OK then just pee sitting down, then." Ino rolls choji's eyes.
"Na, ya hafta pee stand'n up!" Mimi laughs. "I dare awl ya's!"
"It can't be that hard?" Tenten mutter stepping up.
"Ahhh, Tenten aim for the toilet not me!" Sakura yells.
"I'm trying! It won't go!"
...
"Ino, the toilet not the floor!"
"Try aiming for something!" Tenten tries to help.
"Like what!"
...
"Ok Sakura, aim for the back of the toilet." Ino instructs.
"I'm aiming, shit this is worst then kunai practice!"
Finally at last it was Katsumi's turn, and she was dreading it, gosh she wish she was back in her body. Looking down at the khaki pants she gulped, she then unzips her pants hearing Sakura and Ino giggles.
"Stop laughing! This isn't funny! You pervs trying to look at Sasuke's pee pee." Katsumi jokes trying to calm herself down. "Is Ari here yet? I want to get this done!" Thankfully Ari said she had a method that was sure to help.
"OK, Katsumi." Ari tries not to laugh as she comes back into the bathroom. "My mom did this with my brothers when she was trying to teach them how to pee standing up." She held up a box of cheerios.
"…"
"Eh, ya wants Katsumi t'eat cheerios?"
"Haha no," Ari laughs and tosses one cheerio into the toilet. "Now, Kat aim for the cheerios."
"Ok…I can't eww, I'm sorry I'll admit I'm a chicken but I just can't!"
"Just think it a game." Tenten laughs.
"I can't, just not think that I'm holding…it."
"Do it."
"Do it." The girls chanted.
"I won't give in the peer pressure….ok fine!" Giving in Katsumi closed her eyes and tried not to think.
"Just stare at the cheerio, nothing else ahaha!" Tenten laughs.
"Hit the cheerio Katsumi!"
"OMG, eww I can't believe I'm doing this!" She yells as she tried to hit the little 'O'.
"Hold on with both hands, you have better control." Sakura helps.
"I do I have to?"
"I can help it you want!" Ino winks.
"Ew you hoe, leave Sasuke's peepee alone and play with Choji's." Kat laughs.
"Haha girls Katsumi need to focus!"
"Go."
"Go."
"Go."
"Go."
Mean while…
"I wonder what the girls are doin?" Naruto groans holding his stomach under the coffee table.
"Who cares, and Cho don't hog the cup cakes!" Shika reaches over and grabs two.
"This isn't every youthful." Lee pout holding a heating pad to his belly.
"Damnit, how does Katsumi deal with this hair?" Sasuke flips his bangs and sighs.
"Same with you Neji!" Kiba frowns as he glares at Hinata's body, Akamaru has tried to eat everything and know was in food coma asleep on the couch with Hinata the white puppy sat in Shino's lap being petted.
"I wouldn't expect you to understand." Neji frowns as Hinata scratches behind her ear for the fifth time that minute.
"Kiba, don't get me wrong I love Akamaru but when was the last time he had a bath." Hinata asked still scratching.
"Um…what's today?"
"KIBA!" Both the Hyugas
"Stop yelling!" Shika screams. "Why can't I eat my cup cake in peace without someone screaming!"
"Dude, clam down your having a bitch fit!" Choji admits. "Here have another coco bar."
Shikamaru snatches the bar and bites into it grumbling about laziness and need a nap. "We really need our bodies back."
OK there was so little Gaara T^T but hey well more in next chappy!
This ch was so fun to write! I hope you liked it as much as i did
What will happen to Katsumi and the gang? Will they were gets there body back? Will the guys ever find out that the girls seen their "goodies" lol tune in next time to The Marry Sue Cruse!
P.s. Do you want Ari, Mimi and Kat to finished the Forrest of death early or late? Tell what ya think in the review or Pm me! thanx.
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