Disclaimer:我自己不鳴 (i dont own Naruto) I also dont own Staples office supplies and Kodak, State Farm, Kourshituji, or Fullmetal...whew that was alot haha, thou i do own team 11 and their crazy-ness
OK my pretties here it is im sorry for the long wait alot has happen...and i know i said Gaara will be in this ch but i lied haha sorry! I planned on putting him in here but the ch sort of had a mind of its own...anywho enjoy the ch i know i did hehehe ^.^
Ch. 15 Well That Was Unexpected.
Katsumi crossed her arm with a huff as she glared at the group of dancing people. "It's not fair, why didn't we switch back into our bodies!" She whined. She was still stuck in the emo's bodies while he was stuck in hers; Mimi was still in Naruto's body while Sakura and Ari switched bodies too.
"Maybe we're just not like." Sakura who was Ari mused.
"Perhaps will switch back tomorrow, but whatever the case is we still have exams to finish, so let's go to the next exam, last I check it starts in a few." Ari explained.
"Damn Sakura your hair is so thick!" Ari grumbled as she pinned the pink up and off her neck.
"I know sorry, but I really love your hair hehe its soo soft and thin." Sakura giggled running her hands through Ari's hair.
"Haahhh, this is going to be a long second exam." Katsumi sighed. "Oi, stop rubbing it in our faces!" She yells at the others.
"He's looking at me!"
"No he's not, now shut up."
"Ari, I can feel his eyes on me!" Katsumi whimpered.
"Kat just try to ignore him ok?" Ari tried to reassure her friend.
"I swear I feel Orochimaru staring at me!" She panicked. "I don't wanna get raped!"
"What are ya two talkin bout." Mimi grumbled hold her cheek.
"Uh Mimi—I mean Naruto why are you holding your cheek?" Kat frowned.
"Sensei cut me with a kunai…"
"Oooh."
"Here sign these!" Mimi pushed paper into Ari and Kat's hand.
"Are you scared?" Kat asked Ari.
"A little but hey we're Mary Sue's we got this!" Ari joked.
The three girls quickly sign their slips, gather their scroll and went to their said gate, with pounding heart and weak knees the girls exploded into the forest when the gates open.
"Hey let's find Team 7 first, with the having our bodies, I'm not sure if their entitled to our powers too or not." Katsumi suggested.
"Right!"
Orochimaru frowned at the three in front of him, this wasn't going how he plan, it was like Sasuke and the pink hair girl knew what he was going to do! He watched as 'Sasuke' nodded to the pink ninja. Hmm, I'm going to need to speed things up a bit.
"YeeeHawwww! Come on ya snake show me whatcha got!" Mimi yells riding the snakes head as if it was a wild horse.
"Katsumi, we going to need to leave soon, He's going to figure it out sooner or later! He already summon his Snake that Naruto stopped right before it tried to eat Sasuke and its only a few scene after that before He put the Curse Seal on Sasuke!" Ari hissed yanking on Kat's arm.
"Shit! I know! Oro is not going to let us run that easy!" Katsumi mumbled looked around the thick trunk of the tree to see if He was anywhere. "We're going to need a pla-
Suddenly Kat and Ari's throat began to tighten as Orochimaru raise them up by the back of their necks. "So I was right, my little kitten and canary has returned to me, and it seem that my little kitten has learned how to successfully do a soul transfer." He chuckled.
"Katsumi!" Said girl eyes widen, there four trees in front of her was her body, panic stricken, Shit! Now he wants to show up!
"It seems my day keeps getting better, I have my Canary and kitten and now you!" Oro chuckles. "But it seems that I have the body and not the soul, hmm I'm going to need to fix that!"
Kat felt as if something was trying to rip her insides out her body through a straw, then slams her brains into a brick wall! Gasping in as much air as she could her eyes flew open to see the same scene but only in reserve, Sasuke and Sakura were the one begin held by Orochimaru not her and Ari.
"Oi, we're back in our bodies!" Mimi shouted with glee.
"Sasuke!" Katsumi like idiot or better yet a Mary Sue, Kat ignored Mimi and went after Sasuke, She let her little feelings for Sasuke take over wanting to help him, to see how he would have turned out if he wasn't given the Curse Seal; yeah she had it bad for the cockatoo.
She was just one more branch away from Sasuke when she was abruptly thrown to the side by a kunai pinning her jack to the trunk of a tree, followed by her sensei jumping on the branch just as Orochimaru poofed away with Sasuke and Sakura.
"Sensei!" Ari and Mimi greeted.
Anko pulled the kunai out of Kat's jack and turned her way from where Oro was. "Finished the exam!"
"But Sasuke—
"I'll get Sasuke finish the exam!" Anko pushed Kat in the opposite direction.
"But-
"NO! No more buts! As you sensei I'm ordering you to finish the exam!" Anko yells then catches herself, sighing she pats Katsumi's head. "Ari, Mimi make sure she doesn't follow."
"Yes ma'am!" They saluted.
"Come on Kat we have to find two scrolls now, cause Mimi lost our Heaven scroll!" Ari glares, helping her teammate up.
"Oi, why don't ya try an wrestle a large vermin, and see if ya can hold on ta that scroll." Mimi puff out her checks.
"And plus if we can find the scrolls quickly, we can get to the Tower, faster and the faster we get there the more ALONE time you get with Gaara." Ari wiggled her eye brows.
"What are we waiting let's get them scrolls! Girls chop, chop!" Mimi blinked as Katsumi jump from side to side look for other teams.
"Well, shoot if I known that she'll get going like that I would have said that ever'n morning."
"Hahah." Ari shook her head.
"Ok we've been lookin for a scroll for twa days!" Mimi whined. "How come we ain't found all them dad-burned ninja?
"I'm losing precious Gaara time! I don't wanna be stuck here when the Pokémon gets here!" Katsumi whined falling to the ground. "Why isn't this easy? What happen to me being a Mary Sue? It would be so easy if we could use the State Farm jingle!"
"Tsh, Kat that not going to work" Ari rolled her eyes. "Being a Mary Sue doesn't mean everything will be easy, plus the "Magic jingle" is fake."
Kat give her best friend a very dull look. "Must I remind you where we are?"
"What y'al twa hens clucking 'bout?" Mimi frowned scratching her wild red hair.
"That's a stupid question Kat, we're in the forest of death."
"Which is in what show?"
"Nar—oh…"She blushed. "Fine, fine, sing your little heart out but don't come crying to me when it don't work."
"Yay-ness! I wonder who my agent is?" Kat giggled with excitement. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there…with the heaven and earth scrolls!"
Ari jaw's drop to the floor and well pass hell as she stare at the man in front of her, No this can't be the jingle shouldn't have work but there HE stands, the sexiest, most drool-a-licious, specimen that would ever walk this earth and HE was Katsumi's Agent.
"Hmm, it seems that I now have to masters, my young lady." The Sex-a-licious man bowed.
The blonde saw her candy blue friend start to shake and grin with excitement. "Now Kat, take a breath, don't scream, just tell the sexy—I mean nice man what we called for." Ari coached.
"Ahhh, my weak heart can't take much more of you sexy-ness…oh I feel faint…" Katsumi 'fainted' dramatically into HIS arms.
Ari rolled her eyes Katsumi always had a weak spot for Sebastian Michaelis, from Kuroshituji, black butler, sadly Ari thinks Kat would throw away Gaara for the sexy severing demon.
"Ok, ya'll gunna need ta tell me what's goin on here, I'm loster then my aunt tootie at Christmas!"
"He's Sebastian Michaelis!" Katsumi said in a dreamy like voice with hearts in her eyes while Sakura blossoms fell around her.
"That don't explain a darn thang!" Mimi stomped.
Ari sigh, this wasn't getting anywhere. "Whack!"
"OW, hey!" Kat whined snapping out her stupor.
"Welcome to planet earth! Now ask him for the scrolls!"
"Sebby, do you have two scrolls that say heaven and earth!" Ari watched her friend spontaneously sprout a pair of blue kitten ears and tail as she asked the butler for the scrolls.
"Here you are my young madam." Sebastian held out a silver platter with the scrolls. "Well if that is all, my lady I must return to my young master, until we met again." He poof away.
"EXPLAIN!" Mimi yells.
"Damn ok, ok." Katsumi digs in her ear. "Its, uh umm, a jutsu that…uh me and Ari made up one day and we wanted…too… um… see that if it would work hahah." She blushed rubbing the back of her head.
"Yeah, and when you sing "like a good neighbor State Farm is there"…you can say the thing you want after it like...umm oh I got one… a staple easy button and then poof your agent is suppose to pop up and give you what you want."
"Ohh, like that?" Mimi pointed behind the two. Ari eyes widen while Kat smirked.
"Hey there pipsqueak!" Kat grinned.
"WHO YOU CALLIN A PINT SIZE SHIRMP!
"Brother, please clam down she didn't say that!"
"Who are you people anyways? What kind of Alchemy is this?" The Elric brother looked around the forest of death.
"It's not Alchemy, its chakra." Kat smiled. "It's something midgets wouldn't know about."
"HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THERE AND REARRANGE YOUR FACE!"
"Haha this is fun!"
"Kat stop pickin on dah kid." Mimi frowned.
"WHO YA CALLIN' SO SHORT YOU CAN ONLY SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE!"
"…" Mimi blink. "Ya got issues."
"Hey, Mimi I think Ari's dead." Kat looked at her awestruck friend and giggled. "I know what will wake her."
She went over and grabbed the hot short Alchemist by his red jacket and pulled him over to Ari. "Wanna doin stop it?" He whined as Kat placed him next to Ari.
"Ahem, HEY WINRY!" Edward froze while Ari head snapped up and just as she plan their lips locked.
"HAhah yes! Kodak moment!" And with a flash Al got the kiss on camera.
"Yeah!" Kat and Al high fived.
"What the hell you do that for!" Ed and Ari yelled.
"Blackmail." Al and Kat smiled.
"Just in case, we need you to help us again, I know Al wouldn't have a problem but you Ed it takes a little persuasion." Kat grinned waving the picture in the air.
The two grumbled as Al handed Kat the button and dragged Ed away back to whatever episode they happen to be on…something about a teacher.
"Anywho's Ari, this is yours, I'm not sure what you want with it." Kat tossed her heterochromia friend the object.
Glaring Ari catches the object and whacks the red button against Katsumi's head. "OW, oi what you do that for?" She barks.
"Well, if ya open ya eyes you'll see." Mimi bumped shoulders with her teammate.
And when she did she saw that she was in a room with three beds and one closet but no bathroom. "We're in the tower…"
"Well duh." Mimi smirked jumping on the bed sighing. "Oh how I miss thee."
Looking over to Ari, Kat couldn't help but smile…"Well that was easy."
OK there was no Sexy-drool-a-licious Gaara T^T but hey he'll be in the next chappy!
This ch was so fun to write! I hope you liked it as much as i did
HAhah so what you guys think about the Sebby and the Elric brothers ahhh i love them all so Smexy!
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