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I hate this ch! i kinda pulled it out of air but yeah...

Yeah i know i suck at updating but school is really kicking my A$$ and i'm at a road block with this Arc so ladies help me out plz, tell me what you would want to happen to Team 11 while at the tower!

Now on with the Show!

Ch. 16 When bored cause MAYHEM!

"Ahhh, now this is how you relax!" Katsumi sighs as she eases herself in to the hot water next to Ari.

"Mmm I agree." The blonde mutters.

"I dunno about ya two but I'm gunna sleep like a log tonight!" Mimi grins from the other sigh of Kat.

"Kat what are we going to do now that we're here…I mean we have a week before the next exam." Ari suddenly asks.

"Actually, I was just thing on that." She sighs sitting up, when something caught her eyes. "Have you even seen a ninja slip?" Kat asked looking at Ari.

"Uh…"

"No you haven't, I mean really, when have we seen a ninja or a jounin to be more specific slip and bust their ass like normal folk?" Kat smiled.

"That like seen a Turkey fli, it ain't gunna happen." Mimi peeks out from under the towel on her face.

"Not with that kind of attitude!" Kat frown getting out the bath and walking over to the lockers, her long candy blue hair trailing after her. "But I think will help too." She giggles grabbing something the girls couldn't see, before quickly getting dressed.

Mimi and Ari looked at one another before hopping out the bath and dressing curious to see what Kat had up her sleeve. Stumbling after the bouncing ninja as she tried to put her hair into its bands, mimi crused as she tried to pull on her thick hiking boots while Ari fumbles with her fishnets.

"Kat, where in Sam hill are you going?' Ari yells running up to her friend who is giggling like mad.

"You'll understand soon enough." Kat giggled pulling out a bottle.

"Is that baby oil?" Mimi frowns coming up to Kat's side. Said ninja grinned as she pop the pink cap open and squeezing the content all down the hallway.

"This hallways leads to the information room where the jounin's check on the status of their teams." She laughs sprays the oil from side to side.

"Kat makes you think a jounin going to slip on oil; they can walk on water for heaven sakes!" Ari hissed.

Tossing the bottle down another hall, Katsumi hid behind one of the statues that decorate every hall, still laughing to her self. "Quick," Kat grabs her teammates. "Here comes Gai-sensei!"

"Haha, what a beautiful day it is, to check how my youthful team is doing!" Gai boom to himself as he walk briskly down the hall nearing the spot where Kat squeezed the oil, when it happen; Gai slips falling straight back hitting the back of his head on the tile floor. "HOLY, FUCKIN SHIT!"

Katsumi quickly slaps her hands around her two teammate's mouth while biting on her own lip to keep from bursting out in laughter! Did Gai, The Green Beast just swear? Kat could feel Mimi shaking with silent laughter while she felt Ari had tears in her eyes from trying to hold in her laugh, which only got worst when Kurenai showed up.

"Gai?" She question before running up the Green Beast. "What happen to you? Why are you on the ground?"

"Ha ah, Kurenai I was just practicing is all!" He gave a painful smile as he tried to get up.

Sighing Kurenai rolled her eyes. "Really, Gai in the middle of a hallway?" She takes a step toward Gai when he yells at her to stop but it was too late for the Genjutsu Specialist, she taken a step on to the oil and slid forward tripping over Gai just as Asuma came around the corner.

"This is not what it looks like!" Sadly Asuma had stumbled on to see Gai and Kurenai in the 69 position giving Katsumi an idea.

"Follow my lead." She whispered to her team, as slide out from the stone figure. "Ahhh, My Eyes, my innocence blue eyes!"

Ari caught on quickly and join Kat. "Ah, Gai-sensei, Kurenai-sensei, you two should be a shamed of your self! There are children here; you shouldn't be doing this like that in a hallway! I thought you two were jounin!"

"My, my I think we gots a love triangle here, huh girls?" Mimi giggles standing next to Kat, who by the way is still wailing.

"This isn't what it seem—

Gai start but didn't get the chance to finish as Asuma lunged for him, which made him slip and accidentally slaps Kurenai.

"…"

"…I'm so sorry…that was suppose to be a punch…meant for Gai…"

"ASUMA!" She screams angrily.

"I think we should go…" Ari mutters, while Kat laughs at the jounin's struggling to fight while standing on baby oil, a lot of slip and sliding, and swearing and she means a lot of swearing.

"Haha well that was fun while it lasted…now what we fixin to do?" Mimi giggles resting her hand behind her head.

"Um, hmm I got an idea that I want to try…" Ari blushed.

"Why are you blushing?" Kat frowned.

"Are we gunna peeking into da guy's bath house?" Mimi smirked.

"No, I'm going to ask guys random weird questions."

"That's not all that fun." Kat stuck out her tongue.

"Tsh, only if you ask the wrong type of questions."

"I still think it boring." Kat shrugged as they walking up some random stairs.

"Oooh, there is a group…perfected." Ari grinned evilly scaring her team.

"Hey, you can't be up here!" Some random jounin barked as he storms up to them.

"Are you wearing clean underwear?" Ari mutters with a slow blink.

"Excuse?" The guy blinks taken back by her question.

"Can I smell your hair?" Ari giggled reaching up to grab strand of his long green rubbing it on her cheek.

"Ma'am please, you three caan't be up here." He tried to push Ari after of him, who now was resting her head on his chest.

"Do you wanna go out?" Ari twirled in his arms blinking lustfully.

"I'm sorry, but I have a girlfriend."

"AW!" Ari screams gaining the attention of the group of ninja behind the man. "You pig, how dare you cheat on me!" She slaps him hard and whips around grabbing Kat's and Mimi's hand before yelling behind her. "Teme!"

Once they were out of ear shot the girls exploded into a laughing fit, holding their sides. "Did…did you see his face! Hahah."

"HAHAHA…"Gasps. "HAHAHA." Kat sadly could form words.

"Kay, kay hehe its my turn now…hehe" Mimi giggles.

The girls walked for a while until they saw a chunin, walking toward them follow by two jounins that were holding a conversation a little ways down the corridor.

"Um excuse me." Mimi said politely, stopping the chunin.

"Yes, can I help you?"

"No, but ya flys open." Mimi pointed.

"Huh?" The guy pats his pants. "No its not." He mutter looking down just as Mimi lets out a loud scream still pointing.

"Why ares ya shown me ya PENIS!" The two jounin's how the hall snapped their head toward them just as Ari join Mimi.

"Ahhh, the horror!"

"Why is it so hairy!" Kat yells.

"HEY!" One jounin howls.

"NO, no they set me up!" the chunin growls.

"RAPE!" Ari and Kat screams running back down the way they came before the jounins could questions them.

"I TOO YOUNG TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!" Mimi screeches after them.

The girls laugh and hollered down the hallways banging on random doors making as much noise as they could when they idiotically turn on the same hallway where Katsumi squeezed baby oil all over the floor.

"Girls stop!" Mimi came to an abrupt halt at the edge of the hall, noticing the floor had been recently mopped making it even more slippery then it already was.

"Oomph!" Ari cried out when she bumped into Mimi. "Oi why you stop?" But before Mimi could reply Kat ran into Ari throwing the girls down the hall.

"Kankuro you idiot!" Temari screamed swinging her fan. "I'll teach you to call me fat!"

"I said you were getting hippy not fat!" The puppet master ducked and dodged his sister's fan.

Gaara watched his brother bob and weave down the hall on their way to their rooms, when Kankuro suddenly slipped.

"HA!" Temari laughs. "That what your ass gets!"

"What the hell is on this floor?" Picking up his hand Kankuro frown at the slick feeling, slowing standing, he look at his sister and was about to say something when there was a loud "Look out!"

Temari blink. "Was that Mimi?" She looked down the hall to see that Mimi had slammed into her brother who on the ground with Mimi on his back, like a surf board, sliding down the corridor.

Grimacing the wind mistress look the other way meeting a pair of mismatch eyes of Ari, sliding down the hall on her butt, colliding with Temari sweeping her away.

Sighing Gaara shook his head, this had Katsumi written all over it he just knew this was some how her fault. Hearing a series of curse words he knew she was near, looking to his left he saw her struggle to keep her balance unlike her teammates she managed to stay upright, her back was to him as she glided wild and uncontrollability pass him as if in slow-motion; she looks at him with wide eyes, her long blue pigtails whipping in front of her. Gaara followed her with his eyes making no move to stop her.

Sadly he didn't need to, for Katsumi reach out and grabbed hold of his sash in hopes it would help her stop, not expecting him to be yank towards her.

"What are you doing?" He growled at her as they went sliding and twirling down they hall.

"Trying to stop-Ow!" She hissed back at him trying to still herself as he tries to push her off.

"You're holding me to tight!" Gaara bit pushing her away, only for her to grab his wrist and twirling him around before crashing back into him.

"Would you stop, trying to make me fall?"

"Then let go!"

The two young ninja's fought and bickered as they went spiraling down the corridor looking like a rip off version of Swan Lake on ice. Katsumi glared at Gaara as he yet again pushed her away from him, when she was Ari and Temari suddenly drop, it didn't take long for her to understand.

"Stop looking like that, you look ugly!" Gaara mutters earning him a glare as she spoke.

"Stairs."

"What?"

"Stairs!" She pointed behind him.

Scowling he turns his head to see that she was right they were approaching a set of steep stairs, turning back to her he gives her a leer before disappearing in a swirl of sand, leaving katsumi to slide off the edge of the stairs.

"You Fucking Bastard!" She screamed as she slips of the edge, preparing herself to hit the set of steps and when nothing came she open her eyes to meet a pair of teal smirking orbs.

She blinks as she takes in what happen…Gaara had caught her…he was holding her up in the air by her waist, while she gripped his biceps. Katsumi unexpectedly felt her heart give her a painful yet pleasant thump as she blushed.

"Bravo! Magnifico!" Gai applauded enthusiastically with tears in his eyes. "What a performance! What beauty the two of you had while twirling and spinning down the hall and the catch was…"

Gai didn't finish his praises as he started to cry loudly. Gaara and Kat looked at one another before taking two major steps back from each other. Awkward.

"What the hell were you the three of you doing?" Temari was the one to speak up, marching over to team 11.

"Uh, we're bored and one thing leaded to another." Katsumi ducked her head under the older Kunoichi glare.

"Bored? Bored? You did all that because you were BORED! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU BORED!" Temari roared swing her fan while chasing the three adolescence girls.

"HAVE MERCY!" the girls cried as Temari caught up to them.

OK there was little Sexy-drool-a-licious Gaara T^T but hey he was here like i promised right!

This ch was a bitch to write! i really didn't like it but I hope you liked it as much as i didn't hehe!

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