Disclaimer: I wish I wish upon a star to be Married to Gaara, with all my heart!...No? well Fuck you too!...see this what happens when you dont own Naruto

Sorry that I haven't been updating this story this chapter was fucking tough to write...but i finally gotten it out and I don't like it but on with the story!


Ch. 18 Mary Sue Smack Down!

Katsumi bit her lip as she stared at the older ninja, she knew she couldn't beat Kabuto and that fucker of a Pokémon knew it too, he was just testing her control over the Mark, like they did Sasuke.

SASUKE!..Katsumi nearly slapped herself, how could she, forget chicken ass, he was suppose to be marked too! Turning around Katsumi looked at Ari, once the blonde made eye contact, Katsumi looked over to the Uchiha then back to the blonde, while pointing to her neck. "Check his neck." She mouth silently to her friend who frown not understanding; the bluenette face palms, she stabbed her finger towards Ari, then her eyes then to Sasuke, who was arguing with Naruto, before finally pointing to her neck.

Ari frown as she sees Katsumi pointing her finger at Sasuke mouthing something. "Huh?" she mutters leaning over the railing, as if to hear her friend better. She saw Kat face plam before pointing to Ari.

"Ok, you…" then Katsumi pointed to her eyes then to Sasuke. "See Sasuke…" Looking over Air saw him and Naruto both red in the face from pissing the other off, looking back she saw Kat pointing to her neck. "Neck….?"

"You…see Sasuke….neck…you see…Sasuke…ne-OH!" Ari snaps. "Do I see Sasuke's neck?" She looked over that the Uchiha. "Yeah, wh—La Gasps!" Ari reached over to the bird yanking his collar back and forcible shoved his head to the side. It wasn't there, the cruse seal wasn't on his neck! The blonde looked back at bluenette and shook her head.

Damn it! This was bad, why didn't Sasuke get the mark, fuck this could throw the whole story line off track, then Ari and her would really be in deep shit, they like knowing what was going to happen!

"OK…"Cough, Cough, Cough. "Ahem…now, that I have explained the ru-" Cough, cough, cough, cough. "ules,….begin."

...

Kabuto sees Katsumi go into attack position and mimic her move, she reached into her pouch as did he; she quickly whipped her hands out, Kabuto doing the same as he went to guard his face with his kunai but blinked when he saw she held a card before her.

"Ok look I really don't have the patience for a fight right now, because we both know what's going to happen-

"Oh really?" He smirks. "And what's going to happen, hmm?"

Katsumi sighs. "OK that was rude I was talking…anyways you're going to start blabbing about some shit I won't understand, something about you can't defeat me! Or some shit; then I'm going to be like oh yeah I can but ends up getting my ass kicked and sever to me on platter."

"Hm, sound about right." Kabuto grins as he sneaks a little closer, but Kat saw the movement and moved around, slowly they circled each other.

"It does, good! That means I'm on the right track, ok, so as I lie there all helpless and defeated I will have a sudden black and white flash back, on who knows what! It could be me eating tacos, and how I swear to become great or some shit like that," Katsumi rolled her wrist as she talks, slowly puts chakra into the card.

"Then as you close in for the final blow," She walked closer to Kabuto her eyes trained on him intensely, "I suddenly pull a- super-slap-your-mama-awesome-cool-thing-I-didn't-know-I-had, power out of my ass and Fuck you up!" Ari was now snickering to herself she, of course, knew what Katsumi was getting at.

"Hurry and make a move and we'll see."

"Actually I'm waiting on you I already made a move…or three." Katsumi smirks.

Kabuto looked around with his eyes trying to find what moves she did…there! In her hand was a—"Argh!" he groan as ninja wire snapped around each of his knuckles and joints stretching him out like a star. His fingers were spread wide from each other as well his arms and legs, as he moved the wirer got tighter pulling him further apart. When did she move? How in the hell did I not see this?

"Move number one trapped the victim…" Kat sat down on the ground as she looked at him; she need to move fast Kabuto could break free any minute. "How I got you trapped was easy, a simple clone, while your eyes were on me and my movements you didn't feel the need to look anywhere else…..or that's what you wanted everyone to believe."

Kabuto smirked that was true he did detect something but it never got closer so he did need to react. "But enough chit chat, let get down to business….I place one card, face down!" She yells slapping her card down, making Ari burst out with a loud, HA!

"You think some wire going to hold me back? Child, you're pathetic you have the power and wont use it!" Kabuto smirks as he freed himself from the wire.

"Oh dear, I was trying to avoid this part" Katsumi sighs. "But Peter you must remember with great power comes great responsibility."

Kabuto blinked. "Peter?" He mutters before shaking his head getting into a defiance position.

"I would be careful where I move to if I were you." She smiles as she takes her hand off the card cutting off her chakra.

"I don't think that would be a problem, I don't get caught in the same trick twice." He glares seeing that she still hadn't got up from sitting on the ground. "For someone who wants a quick fight you are sure taking your time."

"Ah yes, you see I'm waiting, waiting for tea time to be over with." She smiles.

"Or the fact that you're low on chakra, you can barely stand. You're even struggling with the weight of the kunai you holding," He smirks. "Your hand is shaking with the effort to hold it up. You know if you just give in it would be a lot easier." He spoke lowly, only loud enough for her to hear, she knew what he was getting at. The cruse seal was fighting her will to stay in control, this hold time she was struggling to keep from giving into the promise of an easy and quick win. It felt like an ice cold drink after a long hot day in the sun, refreshing, satisfying…addicting.

She glared at him. "Well you see unlike you I don't have to hold back, to keep up a fa-Ahhh!" Kat held her cheek, that fucker just cut her face to shut her up! "You skinny pale fucker!" she yelled.

"I would watch what you say." He growled, his eyes flashed upward to where she was sure Oro was; he wasn't suppose to harm her just force her to give into the seal.

"Tsh, I will say what I fucking damn please, you limp dick bitch!" She growled pulling her hand from her face, she bleeding but only lightly. She looked up to see his eye twitching at her comment, she grins. "Oh I think I hit a nerve? Does someone have a limp little—

Katsumi grabbed the blade of the kunai as Kabuto tried to stab her in the neck, the blade sliced into her head making blood pour and drip on the ground. "I don't give a flying fuck how much you mean to Lord Orochimaru," He whispers in her ear. "I will kill you, don't ever forget that." He hisses.

"Good to know, but I'll inform you that, I told you should be care where you move to." She smirked. "Move number two Blood of the contractor!" She yelled squeezing her hand over the card on the ground covering it with her blood. "Move number three I summon the Raven from Hell!"

Kabuto narrow his eyes at the girl before pushing away from her to bump into a strong but lend chest, as an arm wrapped around his throat, in a supernatural grip, while the kunai he held in his right hand was being crushed . "My lady, what has happened to your cheek?" The voice was deep and smooth with a strangle accent to it. Choking Kabuto looked up to see a man with long black hair and glowing reddish pink cat like eyes, said eyes looked down at Kabuto giving him a sadistic smile worst then Orochimaru's.

"Now pray tell that it wasn't you that hurt, My Lady?" Sebastian Michaelis asked tilting his head while tightening his grip on the spying ninja.

"Sebastian, make him forfeit the fight, and be quick about it I would want to make Ciel wait." Katsumi mutters lightly, she had use to much of her charka to summon the Sexy black clad butler, she pulled down her shirt just above her left breasts to show the butler's symbol, a five point star within a double circle the outers circle being spiked. "That an order."

"As you wish My Lady," He nods before whipping out his pocket watch. "Oh dear I have to hurry, dinner wont cook itself." He mused as he tossed Kabuto behind him and to the ground harshly, before disappearing in a puff of smoke. The butler smirked before taking a side step and bring his elbow down on the ninja neck, making Kabuto slam head first into the ground cracking his big spectacles. "I don't take kindly to people thinking they can hurt either, My young Master, or My Lady." Sebastian placed his foot on Kabuto's face holding him down. "I think it would be wise for you to go ahead and forfeit." He smiles warmly while crashing the boys face with his foot.

Kabuto growled and tried to push up and away or at least grab another kunai but the damn butler stepped on his hand that was closer to his pouch. Cursing Kabuto tapped out. "Fines, I give." He hisses. Sebastian quickly stepped off the boy and walked over to Katsumi.

"My Lady, you shouldn't push yourself so hard, come lets attend to your wounds." He comments while scooping her up, now Katsumi may have been weak and tried but when a Sebastian Michaelis, picks you like a bride, no girl can't help but have a inner-fan-girl moment. Ahhhh Sebby-Chan calls me his Lady! And damn he smells good and so strong! Shit Ciel is one lucky bastard!

When Katsumi felt something wet and warm on her hand she blinked pulling from her inner-fan-girl moment to see Sebby close to her face licking her hand. Freezing, Kat blushes hard, before a large gust of blood drips from her nose as she faints giggling, making the demon smirk.

Ari rolled her eyes even though she too had a nose bleed but it was tiny one. "Ok Sebastian you tortured her enough." She loved Sebby too as did many girls but she was the type that if too many girl like one character she would go for another character they wouldn't normally go for. Sebastian smirks nodding his head bowing with his hand over his heart before disappearing in a whirl for black feathers.

Ari rolled her eyes yet again as she watched Katsumi giggle in her daze stupor on the ground, when she noted Sebastian's seal on Kat's left breast. "Oi, when did this happen!" She grumbled as she poked her friend's boob.

"Stop!" Kat sat up swatting Ari's hand away. "And I made a contact when him when on the second day we arrived to the tower."

"Kat! You did what?" she yelled making the other girl sigh.

"Oh stop freaking, since he was in this world the only contact he could make was the one this world will allow, which are the contact to summon." She explains whipping her nose free from the blood.

"I see, so does this mean I can't summon Al and Ed?" she squeals when Kat nods.

"Katsumi you need to come with us." Looking up Kat blinked to see Kakashi and Anko-sensei standing above her. Leaning down Anko grabbed her firmly yet gently by her elbow pulling her up and down the steps.

"Hey, wait I want to see Sasuke fight!" Kat tugged at her arm but Anko shook her head.

"No time, we need to seal that Mark now." She spoke sternly leaving no room to debate, she looked back to see Ari with a worried expression, while Sasuke looked ready to pout since he couldn't show off for Katsumi.

"Where are they takin Katsumi?" Mimi asked, only to receive a shrug from her teammate.

Ari sighs as she watched Sasuke's fight, it was the same just without the part dealing with the mark, which got the blonde to wonder, things were still happening the way they should, Katsumi was marked then left to go get it sealed, yet things were still going as they were supposed to go, just with different people….so did that mean Katsumi would have to leave with Oro after the village was attacked by Gaara?

Chewing her lip Ari didn't like where her thoughts were going, this could be very bad, but she couldn't ponder on the thoughts as much as she would have liked. "Ari, Ari hello?"

"Huh?" She blinked to look at Sakura, she looked tired and worn out.

"I said it's your turn." Sakura informed stepping back.

"What already? Wait, Sasuke fights over?" This made everyone blink.

"Uh, Ari that fight was over a long time about…about 5 rounds ago, Sakura and I just finished fighting." Ino spoke frowning at the other blond.

"Waaa, you mean I missed your fight, how long was I thinking!" she cried which made the other giggle and laugh. "Not funny go guys." She pouted as she shoved to the fighting floor.

Ari looked at the other female she would be fighting, from a quick scan she could tell this girl was a close ranger fighter, but the way she stood, and the muscles in her legs and arms, Ari concluded that she was a taijutsu user.

"Well this is sure going to be one hell of an easy fight." The other female laughed.

"Yes, it will be, it would be to see you fall." Ari smiles. "But I don't have time to fight, there's a lot I need to think about." She mused.

"Oh so your giving up already, you that scared?"

"Who said anything about giving up?" Ari smirked getting into a defense stance. "All I seen is I need to make it quick I have more important things to think about."

"Tsh, then thing about this!" the girl ran at her, Ari quickly noted the speed and the charka that was filling the girls hands, swiftly Ari pulled out a kunai and parrying to the left, caught the female's cheek with this tip of her kunai, making a deep yet small scratch.

"Ahh you bitch!"

Ari blinked. "I'm not a female dog thank you." She smirked. "But I am glad to say this fight is over."

"Tsh this fight is far from over." The girl snarls getting back on her stance.

"Says you, but like I said I have things I need to think about, but if you want a fight I'm sure I can summon of your old relatives to entertain you." Ari beams as she tapped the kunai making a drop of blood fall to the ground follow by a series of hand sign before slamming her hands to the ground. "The Itou clan, known for their amazing fighting skill and chakra control, well Mei, how would you like to fight some of your forefathers?" Ari smirks as three mounts of dirt raised from the ground before corpse like hands popped from the ground; pulling themselves out of the ground.

"N-no…their dead…. That's impossible!" the girl yelled as she back up lightly, her eye wide and disbelieving. "What jutsu is this?"

"Yes, they are, as far as they jutsu well that me little secret…have fun, because I really need to think, or you can just give in?" Ari crossed her arms.

"Never!"

"Well then have fun!" The blond waved as she sat on the ground. "This is going to be fun to watch, ne?" she smiles snapping her fingers as the three corpses ran at the girl.

Panting in panic, she knew she could never beat the fathers of her clan, dead or a alive, she was nowhere near their level, seeing her clan founders rush at her their fist glowing a right blue she knew she was way over her head. "I forfeit the fight." She yelled just as the corpses pulled back their fist to land a hit.

Snapping her fingers, the corpses all froze then dematerialized into dust before poofing away at the girl's feet. "Yeah, they were nothing but clones; you see I went through the backgrounds of all the exam takers who made it into the forest, so my teammates and I will know who we're up against, good thing too." Ari snickers.

"Wait, so you…you bluff!" she yelled outraged. "I want a rematch!"

"Sorry, no taksies backsies." Ari shook her finger before walking back to her teammate. You know being a Mary Sue, does have its perks hehe.

Cough, cough. "W-winner of this round Tsubasa Ari, by forfeit ."

"Now Ari, there was no reason to tease that there girl." Mimi shook her head but pats her on the shoulder. "But, good job using that brain of yas."


"Ehhh, stop you pervert!" A loud sound slap rang through the dim room. "Just because I accidently kissed you doesn't mean you get a free show!" Katsumi yelled as she covered up her chest.

"I didn't see anything, only seeing the areola doesn't count." Kakashi pouted rubbing his cheek.

"Ahhh, pervert, pervert, pervert!" Katsumi yelled beating the older male over his head.

"Ow, ow, Anko are you going to say something?"

"Hahah, and why ruin the fun!" the older woman laughed as she grabbed her student pulling her off the Jounin. "Ok, Kat clam down you know he didn't mean too, we just need to get to the makr on your back." She explained while giggling.

"Yes, now come on sit." Kakashi order as Anko placed her down in the center of what looked like a summoning circle. Kat was hunched over her long candy blue hair covering her chest as she looked around her as Anko and Kakashi wrote the weird symbol on her skin in what she could guess was blood, making her shiver.

"There, now this will hurt quite a bit." Anko mutters lightly, as she and Kakashi do a series of hand signs before placing them on her back.

Katsumi eyes widen a scream ripping through her throat as a sharp cold pain shot through her body, hitting her joint first, and then attacking her muscles. The curse mark went from her neck down to the lowest part on her back, taking both Anko and Kakashi's hand to cover her back to seal the mark. "We're almost done Kat just a little longer." Anko soothes the girl as her scream got louder her hair falling free from the bands spilling over her face.

"There!" They removed their hands form her person as Katsumi feel forward in heap of flesh. "Now Kat, this new seal should contain the power of the seal in case the seal tries to become active, but this seal relies solely on the strength of your will, but if you start to doubt yourself or your will weakens the mark can become free." Kakashi explain, to the child as she laid on the ground her electric blue hair fan out like a blue river on the ground, half of what he said lost on deaf ears as she slowly started to lose consciousness.

"So I see you can now use the Sealing Jutsu now," The two adults in the room froze they knew that voice, one more so then the other. "You've grown, Kakashi…Anko." The two turned around in time to see the face of the voice that was speaking. "Long time no see, Anko….Kakashi."

"Orochimaru!" They both hissed guarding the pre-teen behind them.

"Please forgive me but I'm not here to see either of you but My kitten behind you." He smiles slwoly.

"What do you want with Katsumi?!" Anko yelled as her snakes slipped from her coat ready to attack.

"Why dear I'm here only to take back wants mine, my precious kitten," He licked his lips. "Has a special jutsu I want, her and that canary of a friend too."

"Ari! You're not taking either of them!" Kakashi growled.

"You see, I made a new village, maybe you hear of it?" He chuckles. "The village of sound, yes?"

"What does, Ari and Katsumi have to do with that?" Anko hisses.

"They both and that Uchiha are very important piece to my plan." He smirks walking closer.

"If you get any closer to Kat…" Kakashi warned as the chidori accumulated in his hand, which made Orochimaru start laughing.

"What the hell is so funny?" Anko yelled.

"If you think that seal will keep her from me you are wrong," he chuckles. "She and the other will seek me out sooner or later." He turns around walking away. "It's just a matter of time."

Kakashi dropped his jutsu looking back at Anko as she quickly dress the girl. "What in the hell is he planning?" She grumbles before sweeping up her student heading to the infirmary.


Mimi watched the fights with mixed emotions, the fight with that bug kid was just nasty, Naruto and Kiba was so funny Mimi laughed so hard she nearly fall off the balcony, she blinked and missed Choji's, then one with the two from the same clan was sad and now the one with Gaara and that Lee kid was very scary, it made her slightly scared for her fight as she watched Lee being walked out on a stretcher with his Sensei.

"These here fights are gruesome." She mutters to Ari.

"Yeah, but Mimi you have nothing to worry about, it will be fine no matter who you go up against trust me, you're the toughest of our team." Ari smiles.

"Ah know but it's still sendin' meh chills." Mimi mutters shivering.

"Well, it's time to get over that fear because you're next." Ari points to the screen.

Mimi nods taking a breath as she pulled her gloves on tighter as she walked down, her opponent was male, about 6 foot even, about 15 to 17 in age, looks mean and tough, good means he will fall harder. She grins as she faces her opponent before waving. "Well howdy do, feller my name Mimi."

"What the hell is wrong with your voice?" He laughed making Mimi glare at him.

"Well the fuck is wrong with ya face?" She glares at him smirking at his pissed off face.

"I wouldn't be talking you freak, with your red hair and white eyes!" He yelled back.

"Ya a mean one, Mr. Grinch..." Mimi sang as she turned around slapping her ass baiting him, as she pulled down her eye lid sticking out her tongue. "Nahhhh."

"That it's your dead!" he roars running out her.

She smiles as he rushed at her pulling out kunais throwing them at her, Mimi smirked this was too easy she quickly pulled off one of her gloves gabbing the kunais as they flew at her and tossing them back just as quickly. The boy dodged each of the kunais she threw back grinning at her as he dodged the last one.

"Your aim sucks shit." He chuckles as he took a fighting stance.

"Now who said Ah, was aimin' fer ya?" She smiles, just as all five of the kunais exploded one by one; she purpose threw them to form a circle with the loud mouth in the middle, though he was fast jumping up and out of the circle swiftly, flipping out of the way of the small bombs.

"You're quick...I didn't even see you put explosive tags on them..." He murmurs glaring at her smile.

"Ah don't own no explosive tags." She slipped off her other glove shoving them both in to her back pocket, beckoning him forward with her fingers. "What happen ta killin' meh?"

Growling at her the boy shot forward bringing back his fist, Mimi smirked and dodged his fist bring her own down on his face but he was swift, leaning back he just bear missed her fist as she landed a hard hit to the ground, they both jumped away from the other just ask the exploded.

Chuckling Mimi cracked her knuckles. "Ya a swift one."

"And you like explosives." He noted, though he had yet put two and two together.

"Aye, that Ah, do..." She smiles as they both are at each other again, just like before they would dodge each other hits, Mimi's exploding punches were going off every minute or so. Once the boy realized he wasn't landing any hit he went back to throwing weapons and each time she caught them and threw them back only for them to detonate in his face; only after the sixth one to blow up did the boy make the connection.

"Everything you touch detonates..."He murmurs lightly glaring.

"Well 'bout time, Ah was gettin' worried, that ya might be kinda slow." She teased him, but noticed that he didn't rush to her like he had done before; she smirked, so he did have a brain. She watched the boy shift on his feet, his eyes watching her watch him as he struggled to come up with an idea.

Mimi saw the firm look slowly settles in his eyes, eh finally had a plan huh? But will it work? She smirks; we'll just have to found out. They both shot towards each other, the boy pulled out two kunais again and throwing them at Mimi; frowning, the redhead watched as the two knives made a wide arc around her, quickly she threw out her arms as the weapons crossed over each other warping her in ninja wire, without delay Mimi yanked the on the wires that she had grabbed, forcible pulling the boy to her. Smirking, her white eyes looked up at the older boy's wide fearful ones. "See ya in Hell."

"N-" The wire detonates, blasting the two away from each other; Mimi flew out of the smoke cloud crashing and tumbling against the ground knocking her unconscious, Hayate hand flew up as they waited for the boy to move; His clothes were burned as while as a few patches of skin but he too laid out on the ground unmoving. Hayate hand came down shouting, "Draw, neither opponent is conscious!"

Ari, ran down the steps and over to her teammate. "Mimi, Mimi?" she called as she fall to her knees her hands hovering over the redhead, as the medical-nin's rushed over. Doing a quick check they reassured her that Mimi was fine, but knocked out, but they wanted to take her in just to be safe.

"Don't worry so much, she'll be fine, her and Katsumi." Sasuke mutters watching the medic team carry Mimi off. He was worried though for the bluenette, she didn't come back then there was Anko and Kakashi that came back acting like nothing was wrong, the other couldn't tell but he could, it was the way Anko kept rubbing her neck her eyes shifting around, and Kakashi paying more attention to his book than normal. What happened when they took Kat?

"Well, with this, the preliminary trails, for round three has been completed!" Hayate yelled then went on to explain the next challenge. Sasuke took this time to get some answers, going over to his sensei the boy took a breath as Kakashi saluted him and poofed away. Damnit. He turned to Anko opening his mouth and she too went poof.

"Fucking really?" He shouted stomping his foot as everyone looked at him.

Naruto snickers. "Aw is Sasuke sad because he misses Katsumi…Bawwahahah!" He turns around hugging himself and rubbing his back making kissing noise.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Both Sasuke and Sakura punched Naruto in the head; For Sasuke out of embarrassing truth, and for Sakura out of jealous anger.

"Huff….poor Naruto…"Ari chuckles.


OK so there you have it hehe, tell me what you think, please because I don't like it, it seems rushed and slammed together like a MacDonald burger...lol now I was fries...yum...fries...*drool*