Disclaimer: I wish I wish upon a star to be Married to Gaara, with all my heart!...No? well Fuck you too!...see this what happens when you dont own Naruto

Sorry that I haven't been updating none of my stories but a lot and i mean a lot of shit happen from my Nanna getting cancer to lil cuzin getting kidnapped! (we got her back btw)) I just had no urge to write but i was hit with it just yesterday for this one. Imma try to finish up stubborn love in two chapter so imma try to get it out before x-mas though...anywhos on with the chapter!

Ch. 19 Oopies

Katsumi groans as she slowly pulls to consciousness, her back felt like it was burning, her muscles were tight and stiff, moving felt like she was swimming in mud, as she shifted about everything felt slow and heavy as she pulled herself up. Someone must have had put her on her belly to let her back heal from the sealing; she turned to sit on the edge of the bed, to look about the room, everything was bright and hazy hurting her eyes, but there was one spot in the room that wasn't so bright, it was dim with a hint of red, it caused her to smile as she reached for the color, her legs felt numb as she stood. How long have I been out? Why do I feel so weak? Kat thought as she felt a warm pair of arms wrap around her as she was pulled back into the black depth of darkness.

...

Sasuke froze in the door way.

Gaara froze in the room.

Katsumi lays unconscious, in Gaara's arms.

Sasuke's eyes dropped Gaara's hands.

Gaara's eyes dropped to his hands.

Katsumi lays unconscious, on the floor.

...

Blinking…Pain…those where the first signs of consciousness Katsumi realized that she was waking up again, but this time everything wasn't so hazy and bright…just upside down…Why was Gaara upside down and glaring…wait who was he glaring at…am I on the floor?

"Ok what the hell is going on? How did I get on the floor…and why does my head hurt?" She yelled sitting up to see Sasuke bet red with fury; frowning she turned around looking at Gaara who had a slight hue of red to his cheeks and ear tips. "Uh…did something happen?"

"No.."

"Yes!"

Katsumi scratched her head; this was some way to wake up… "Um…So which is it?"

"Why were you groping her breasts?" Katsumi blushed hard as she whipped around to Gaara.

"You were groping me?"

"She fell on me!" Gaara rolled his eyes like it was nothing, but Kat saw the little hue get a bit darker.

"Why the fuck are you smiling Katsumi!" Sasuke yelled stepping into the room finally.

"What a girl can't smile?" She teased though she really was having a fan-girl moment, Gaara touch my boobs! "So you really touch my boobs?"

"Kat!"

"What?"

"Enough!" A new voice yelled startling the children.

"Ahhh, it the bitch! Run!" Katsumi screeched as the same mean ass nurse from the time her wound got infected, came crashing into the room snatching up the bluenette like a bad kitten.

"Why aren't you in the bed? And it's not yet visiting hour, so get OUT!" The nursed yelled, tossing Kat into bed and pushing the boys out the room, giving Katsumi a look that made her duck under the covers, warning her not to leave her bed.

"So mean…" The blue genin sobbed from under her cover. "Bitch!"

...

It wasn't until three hours and five bitch visits later that Katsumi was able to get visitor into her room, she was hoping Gaara or her teammate were going to come but she got a pissed off chicken ass instead.

"It was an accident!" She groans as the boy stood at the door with arms crossed.

"You don't know that!" he hissed closing the door, or more like slamming it.

"No, but I know Gaara." Katsumi rolled her eyes; damn he could be so fucking annoying.

"You only have known him for what, three to two week?" Sasuke marched over to her, his onyx eyes glaring at her, and for a second she saw a flash of Itachi, standing before her with that same look; before it dismantled back into Sasuke so quickly, she wasn't sure if it really happened.

"And I only knew you for 10 months! How do I know you wouldn't do the same!" she shouted tossing her covers off and hopping out of bed away from him.

"Don't go there!" his voice was thick and gruff as he warned her, his eyes pleading but Katsumi was already fuming. "It's not the same, that's a hell of a lot longer than the red head, and we knew each before then!"

"How do I know that? I…I don't remember shit about you!" She yelled before slapping her hand over her mouth as his eyes narrowed. "I didn't mean it like that…but…Sasuke…"

"Then you remember about Itachi," He spat his brother name walking closer to her. "But you can't remember me? "

"I never said that!" She growled.

"I know you're lying, I know you! Kat, I can see it in your eyes you remember something! But why him! We spend all our time together and you only remember HIM!" Sasuke grabbed her shoulders harshly.

"Sasuke…let go…"she spoke softly knowing this was a touchy subject but truth be told she was getting scared now.

"Why does he always take everything from me? Father approval…you!" He yelled this grip tightening.

"Fuck Sasuke you're hurting me! Let go!" She shrieked about top knee him in his nuts when she was yanked back from the Ice Prince.

"She said let go…"A raspy voice replied close to her ear as grains of sand trickle over her waist holding her close to Gaara's chest.

"You? What are you doing here?!" Sasuke snarls.

"What going on in here?" Three head snapped towards the door to see…well just about everyone staring at them at the door all looking befuddled.

It was Naruto, who was the first to walk in and breaking the silence. "Well?"

Naruto was nothing but a goof ball always happy and trying his best no matter what, hardly ever serious unless it was a friend in trouble, to Katsumi Naruto could be kind of scary if he wanted when he was in his serious mode. "It's nothing Naru….just Sasuke being an ass like always…" She mutters as she pulled from Gaara arm but staying between the two.

"And of him." Naruto nodded to Gaara, eyeing him closely, he seen what that guy can do and he didn't like the fact Kat wanted to be close to him, but he also knew she could hold her own, but he would always he right behind if she needed.

Looking at Gaara she saw his glare was still planted on Chicken Ass. "Gaara came in because he heard yelling is all…"

Naruto nods shifting his sapphire eyes to each of the three before landing back on Katsumi. "Fine…Sasuke lets go, I ne-

"I'm not leaving her with him...that monster!" The young Uchiha spat point his finger at the red head.

"Ooooh shit…" Ari mutters lowly, voicing Katsumi's thoughts just as the sound of birds chirping filled the room along with the swirl of sand.

Ch-Chidori? How fucking long was I out? "The both of you stop it right the fuckin now!" She yelled at the two as Neji and the rest of rookie nine back up Sasuke. Shit, shit fucking ass shit! Now they want to team up! The bastards!

"Gaara stop! Please, Sasuke's a fuckin nut he didn't mean it!" she begged, before turning to Sasuke. "Sasuke, you ass licking whore, tell Gaara you didn't mean it!" She roared.

"Why are you siding with him? I'm a friend and family!" He hissed.

"He's my friend too and as far as I know Ari is my only family….and Naruto too." She added to avoid Naruto's puppy eyes, but that only seemed to piss the cockatoo off.

"Kat!" Said person hear her name before a yellow flash crashed into her, when dashes of blue and red smashed together, followed by more blurs.

"N-Naruto? Naruto wake up!" Katsumi panicked looking around her, the blonde was out cold and laying on her as a large dust cloud surround them, followed by the sounds of lighting and metal clashing. Ok that is it! No more playing weak Mary Sue! Laying Naruto on the ground gently, she ran toward the sound of fighting. Rookie nine and Neji versus Gaara, two clones and well his sand, from the looks of it…Gaara was winning no shocker but Sasuke had his eyes, if her memory severs her correct it didn't take Sasuke long to land a hit…she need the time line to stay somewhat on track if this continues it could through a whole lot of shit out of wack!

She needed to move and by the looks from the two it was…shit it was now! Damn it having a seal put on you really slows you down! The three genins rush at each other, two of them to do harm and one to stop the other fucking two.

"Why must boys be such babies?" Katsumi bellowed, quickly doing a hand sign to take over a person's soul, just enough to stop their movements. The three meet in the middle.

Ari struggled against the three pairs of hand that held her back from the giant gaping hole in the wall of the hospital. Sakura, Ino and Tenten held her from jumping into the mass sand cloud of doom, that lit up with lighting every 3 seconds or so, while Hinata whimpers from the side lines.

"Argh, let you go! Kat's down there!" She yelled.

"You might get hurt! Naruto will keep her safe!" Sakura voiced as she pulled on Ari's arm.

"We're Ninjas! We live to get hurt now let go… you…you… you pansies!" She cried elbowing Ino in the face.

"Wow Ari, I'm so hurt!" Tenten snickers at the young girl who only cursed when frighten.

"My nose!" Ino cried holding her bloody face, freeing Ari's left arm, giving her the change to flick Sakura in her bit forehead and swing at Tenten. Once she was free she wasted no time and jumping into the fray down below.

"Ari!" the girls yelled before blinking as Hinata jumped in right after. "Hinata?"

"Tenten!" Billboard Brow and the Pig stared down at the cloud of doom before looking at the other and jumping.

...

Two mismatch eyes stared at the sight before her, as Hinata landed silently next to her, the other three trailing soon after. "Does anyone see anything?" Ari whispers.

"Byakugan!" Hinata whispers, looking around the area. "There!" She ran further into the sandy mass before falling to her knees looking at an orange and blue jump suite.

"Ewww, Naruto running around naked?" Ino screamed.

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Gosh Ino pig you can be just as stupid as him…Naruto is an idiot but he not that much a idiot."

"Tsh I wouldn't put it pass him." Tenten snickers crossing her arms.

"Well I guess he convinced Sasuke to go streaking as well, because here are his clothes…Neji's too…" Ari mutters thinking hard where everyone was at.

"Hey, so are Kiba's and Shino's!" Ino pipe in.

"Wait, wait so you mean to tell me, is that…we have about 10 no 11 guys running around the leaf in their birthday's suite?" Tenten planted her hands on her hips. "Hmm, and yet I'm only worried about if Guy sensei sees that he might join in thinking it some 'youthful exercise'…" the girls shivered.

"Yeah, I would need like 24,000 years of therapy if I ever saw that, but that doesn't mean they're running around naked…it could be something else…" Ari tapped her chin.

"Like what? They were disintegrated to ashes?" Sakura suggested, making Hinata faint.

"Argh now look what you done, billboard brow!"

"Don't you fucking start that shit!" a voice groans.

"Katsumi! Oh I thought I never love to hear that foul mouth of yours." Ari crushed the bluenette into a tight choke hold of a hug.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah now get off!" Kat grumbles pushing off her blondie. "What happened here?"

"Well…we were hoping to ask you that?" Tenten mutters fanning her teammate's cousin.

Blinking Kat scratched her head, in thought. "Well Naruto knocked me out the way but he was out cold when he hit the ground…then Sasuke and Gaara were going to charge each other…then nothing…I don't kn….why is Sasuke clothes on the floor…eww is he running around naked!" She looked down to see Gaara's clothes were in a heap next to her as well. "Ahhh Gaara too! OH where's my camera!"

Ari glared bonking her on the head. "Pervert! Now focus we need to find them befo….what was that?"

"I have an Ouchy!" Kat hissed rubbing her head as she looked up. "What noise?"

"WAAAAAHHH!" GURGLE. " WAAAAAHHHH! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Everyone even Hinata, who woke up soon after Kat, became very blanked face at the sound.

"I-is that a baby, crying?" Tenten whispers.

"Tsh we're in a hospital duh!" Sakura rolled her eyes.

"Mmmm waaaa." The sound came again but closer and a bit muffled as the sound of clothes rustling around.

All 6 girls looked down at the clothes that lay at their feet, it began to wiggle and squirm before a tiny chubby hand peeked through, and with a grumpy huff the clothes were kicked off, revealing a chubby baby boy. Whining he rubbed his face as lager onyx black eyes peered up at the stun girls, blinking the child then glared at them…

"Oh…"

"My…"

"Gahhhh, he's so cute!" Ino and Sakura both squeal at Sasuke, fighting each other to see who was going to pick him up first.

Kat looked over at Ari, and the both blinked, this was not happing, was the same thought the girls shared. Slowly more shuffling of clothes and cries broke out around them as each pile of clothes revealed a baby that use to be a 12 and 13 year old genin boys.

"Hello is anyone in there?" A voice called into the sand cloud, snapping the girls' attention. "Hello? Is anyone hurt?" More and more voice was calling out as Med-nin started to show up as well as Anbu.

"Shit the fuzz!" Kat yelp. "Quick, grab a brat and run!" Swiftly bending down Kat scooped up the wiggling bundle of clothes; moving the crème sash to the side, sweeping crimson lock away from curious teal eyes of Gaara. "Shh, don't worry I got you." She whispers as she made quick work of his sash, wrapping him up in it and tying it to her back, freeing her hands for a jutsu.

"Talon, there's no time to explain grab Gaara's gourd and go to our place!" She hissed at the sleepy stuff panda bear, who waved her off but doing as he asked. Rolling her eyes she ran toward Ari who had Shino and Kiba in her hands while a smaller version of Akamaru sat on her head.

"Grab Shika!" She yelled to Kat point to the child who was snoozing in the middle of his clothes, with a snot bubble growing and shrinking as he snored lightly. Katsumi didn't know if she found that cute or disgusting, but she snatched up the napping Nara and burned off, dashing into a hallway away from all the action.

"Where to now?" Ino hissed as Choji tried to stuff his fist into his mouth, getting drool everywhere, again she didn't know if she found that cute or disgusting.

"My place."

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