Disclaimer: *sighs* Gaara is still not mine...
Hahaha ok the other day i was watching this movie called "Malibu's Most Wanted" and the main dude (Jamie Kennedy) kept reminding me of an anime character and i couldn't pinpoint who then it hit me when Jamie said "I got a PHD...Poser Hater Degree..." I was like NARUTO! haha Naru would some shit like that haha...Idk i just felt like i had to tell someone that...
well on with the story!
Nuu wait i lied I have a new story go to my profile to check it out its call Shadow!
ok now on with the story!
Ch. 20 Blackmail
"Why, won't he shut up?" Tenten yelled bouncing the screaming child at arm's length, little Aburame Shino wasn't a happy camper, and Tenten's bouncing wasn't helping.
"Because, ya a bouncin him too much!" Mimi sighs walking up the older teen handing her a scowling Neji, while she took the screaming Aburame. "There there Beetle Bug, Auntie Mimi got cha." She patted the tiny ninja on the bottom laying him on her shoulder, gently bouncing him, until his crying died down to soft whimpers.
"Well, I be damn…." Tenten shook her head cradling Neji, but snapped her head to the left at the sudden loud yelling.
"I'm going to hold him!"
"No! I am!"
"No, I am!"
"Piss off billboard brow! I am!"
"Go on a diet Ino PIG! I am!"
Tenten and Mimi looked left, and then right, then left again as the two girl fought over who was going to hold Sasuke next. Poor Sasuke was in a basket, they were tugging between them, looking like he was about to turn green…
"Wahhhh….ahhhh…!" He kicked out his leg in fury his chubby face going red, his loud yells, set off Shino, who was just about to drift t sleep, his loud screaming cry, startled Shikamaru who was napping on the couch, to give a frighten cry.
Everyone turn to glare at Ino and Sakura, but the two were oblivious to the chain reaction they had caused, as they fought to clam the yelling Uchiha. "You stupid hoes! Stop fighting over the baby can't you see its scaring him?!" Katsumi yelled at the two knocking them in the back of the head, then picking up the baby.
"Its clear that we might need to assign, each of us a ba—
"I get Sasuke!" the girls yelled which earn them a slap.
"Shut up! Loud mouths! You can't yell around babies!" The bluenette rolled her eyes looking down at the Uchiha, who was staring up at her.
"I think it would be best if we each get at least one of our teamma-"
"What why?" The girls yelled, then ducked and flinched when Kat raised her hand to hit them.
"Because, you two are so worried about Sasuke that no one notice that Choji was about to put a kunai in his mouth or that Kiba was drinking the toilet water? Maybe that if Ari haven't been looking for Shika he would have still been sleeping in the oven! The damn oven! How the fuck he get in there?" she hisses looking at all of them. "I can't watch all of them! Gaara wouldn't let go of my hair, then Lee thought it was fun get into the kitchen cleaning supplies, Me and Ari can only do so much."
Katsumi took a deep breathing, rocking Sasuke in her arms. "Like I was saying, we each get at least one of our teammates, that way because we might know them better than anyone else." Kat explain, while handing a quite Sasuke to Sakura. Sakura was beaming and looked at Ino with a smirk while Sasuke gave Kat an 'Are-you-fucking-serious' look.
"Ino, you take Choji." Ari stepped in handing her fellow blonde the chubby child drooling over a cookie.
"W-whaaa?" she frowned holding the drooling mess away from her body.
"Tenten you keep Neji, Mimi can you take Shino. It seem you can quite him faster than anyone." the red head nods. "Hinata you take Naruto." That made the Hyuga smile very bright as she bounced the baby boy on her hip. "And I take Gaara."
"And I will take Kiba." Ari nods.
"What about Shikamaru?" Tenten question as there was a knock on the door…or more like a bang.
"Kat! Ari open up! It's me Temari!" the bangs got loud, which jerked Shino awake, but Mimi was swift and popped a pacifier into his mouth, while Kat dove and swung the door open, slapping her hand over the blonds mouth.
"Shhhhh, its Shino's nap time!" Temari frowned and shoved Katsumi down then stepping on, then over her.
"Bitch!"
"I'm here because I can't find Gaara! I know that, that he likes to ha…ng here some…times…" she trails off looking down at the little basket on the table that held a snoozing one-tail jinchuuriki. "H…he...he's asleep!" Whipping around Temari yanked Kat to her; sadly Kat's hair was the closes thing she could grab.
"Ouchy! Whore let go!" Kat sniffles.
"Gaara…He's asleep!" she pointed. "And not trying to kill anyone...and he's a baby?"
Taking her hair back Kat glared at the wind rider flicking her long blue hair over her shoulder, as it tickles her ankles while she nods. "Yeah, it was like I said long before, for some reason Gaara's calm around me…" she mutters rubbing her head. "And you yank hard..."
"Oh grow a pair," Rolling her eyes Temari looked back at her baby brother, who was actually now an actual baby. "How did this happen?" she asked sweeping red locks out the sleeping child's eyes.
"I don't know really, I can guess when Sasuke and Gaara went at it, their chakra must have made an extreme current of energy, with Gaara sand cloud swirling around the energy just kept building instead of releasing into the air like normal…I also assuming that with me adding my Kekkei genkai in the mix made it worst, I do remember yelling something about them being babies…
"Why must boys be such babies?" Katsumi bellowed, quickly doing a hand sign to take over a person's soul, just enough to stop their movements. The three meet in the middle.
"By me saying that, and my Blood limit can affect souls, it must have rewound the clock only on the boys, which why I wasn't turned into a baby…But like I said this is all theory…" Temari opened her mouth but Kat held up her head. "As, how to turn them back," she shrugged. "I don't know…"
Temari turned back to the slumbering red head. "I…I never saw him sleep before…I actually really can't remember what he looked like as a baby…"Gaara jerked in his sleep taking a shuttered breath, then yawning his tiny chubby hand flexing open as he slowly went back to sleep. Tracing her finger in his tiny hand before his fist closed slowly over her finger. "How was I scared of a baby?" she whispers lightly.
"It's the past…I'm not sure how long we have, while their like this but try to make up to him now…if he remember it would be good for him…if not we're all young you have time to make a bond." Kat smiled. "Oh…and we need you to watch over Shikamaru…."
"Butterfly."
"Flutterfly."
"No, Butterfly."
"Flutterfly."
"No, it's not Flutter, its Butter! There's a 'B' not an 'F'! un." An angry blue eye glared at the pair of candy blue eyes. The five year old just looked at the young boy before reaching and pointing to the clay butterfly.
"Flutterfly…un."
"Ok, now you're just making fun of me." Deidara glared at the child as she smiles.
"Nu- huh, Onii-chan! I do said what you said!" Katsumi glared back crossing her arms. "Onii-chan is wrong!"
Resting his fist on his cheek Deidara glared at the child, as he lay on his stomach while the other demon sat on his shoulder playing in his hair. It was his week to babysit, and it wasn't fucking fair, the damn demons already cost him two bags of clay! And it would have been a third bag if he didn't walk into his room when he did, the little fuckers, as Hidan calls them, had smeared, flushed, crushed and even ate his art! Let just say that locking them in the closet for 2 hours, was 'Great game of hide and go seek.'
"Oh so now you're the smart one, un?" he asked as his blond hair fall in his face before getting yanked up into pigtails, making him wince and cruse under his breath.
"Fuckin right!" Kat flashed him her missing side teeth.
"Oh, so you can copy Hidan's bad mouth but you can't say butterfly? un."
"Well, at weast I doesn't said 'un' aww the time!" she glared.
"Yeah!" Ari agreed.
"Oi, I thought you were on my side!" he mocked growled pulling the younger blond from his shoulder and tossed her into her Kat.
Both girls glared up at him as they got up and dust off. "Meanie!" Ari whimpers before running down the hall for Bubbles…poor Kisame.
"Looked-ed what you did, you made Ari cry!" Katsumi kicked Deidara in his leg. "And I doesn't know ev-we-ything! Like where dose babies come from!" she yelled, before pausing.
"Eh, why are you making that face?" He asked stepping back. "You don't have you potty do you? un"
"Onii-chan…where dose the babies come from?" She looked up at him confused.
"Uhhhh…." Deidara looked around for a way out as the child looked up at him with big wide eyes. "You…see…um….ask Kisame!"
The giant shark man stopped and glared at Deidara, while he carried a sniffling Ari. "Ask me what?"
"Bubbles,-
"Kisame!"
"Bubbles, where
"It's Kisame!" the fish growled.
"Bubbles, where do the babies come from?" Kat asked like he never tried to correct her.
"Uh…"Kisame looked up at Deidara, who shrugged. "Well, uh, you see…uh, Mommies have….eggs in their bellies, and the Daddy has…tadpoles, and the tadpoles-
"Wait whewe the tadpoles come from?"
"Yeah, what Kat said! And how do they get in the Mommies belly?" Ari asked patting Kisame's cheek.
"Uh…" Kisame quickly looked left scratching his neck; he really didn't want to be the one to tell the guppies, about the Whales and the Dolphins, plus he didn't want to die at the hands of Konan.
"Asks, Hidan…he's immortal…" Kisame quickly pointed to the Jashin Priest that walked into his room. Putting down the kid, both girls ran into the room, while Deidara and Kisame snicker, this will be an interesting night.
"Uncke, Hidan!" Kat screeched loudly running and jumping on the Priest, as he prepared for a prayer.
'The fuckin Hell? What did I tell you little fuckers about comin into my room?" Hidan yelled snatching Kat and Ari up like bad kittens.
"That if we came in again you is going to give us to Jashin!" Ari smiles proudly for remembering like a good girl.
"Well aren't you fuckin du…." The priest smirked and nods. "Very good fucker 2, how about we play a game yeah?" he laid both girl in the middle of the praying circle, while grabbing a metal rod behind him.
"Yeah, but we onwy came in here, is cause we wants to know where the babies come from and hows the tadowes, get in the mommy belly?" Kat say, trying to it up and move, but Hidan held her and Ari down tightly, as he raised the rod high above their heads.
"That's an easy question, by fuckin." He grinned evilly as his arm shot down towards the children, but stopped short by the soft calm voice.
"Hidan, what are you doing."
Looking over his shoulder, Hidan rolled his violet eyes. "All great…" He mutters as Konan walks into the room crossing her arms.
"Mama Konan!" the girls greeted. "We were pwaying, with Hidan!" The girls pushed the sliver haired priest hand away as they ran to greet their mother. Kat knew this wasn't her real mommy, that her mommy had long hair and eyes like her, but Mama Konan acted like her mommy and sometimes looked like her mommy, but as times went on Kat knew she could no longer remember her real mommy's face, and all she could bring up was Konan; so she was happy, Mama Konan was her new Mommy now. As for Ari, she was just happy to have a mommy!
Konan smiles and greeted her daughters, life with the Akatsuki was no life for a mother and children, something Konan always wanted but when Itachi join and bringing along two small girls she couldn't have been happier, theses girls were her babies now. "Oh were you now, how about you go greet papa while I talk to Hidan, okay?" the girls nodding before running to the door, where Pein was standing. She had to fight back a smirk as the girls tackles into Pein's legs, he simply looked down at them and patted their heads before taking their hands and walking them out but not before calling to her over his shoulder.
"Make sure Kakuzu can sow him back together….they have a mission." Then he walked out.
"Papa Pein! Guess what we learned-ed!" Ari yanked on her Papa's arms as Kat squeals at Itachi's return.
"Yeah yeah Ita, guess what we learned-ed!" Kat bounced in his arms.
"What did you two learn?" Itachi asked looking at the small girl in his arms, guilt rush into his gut but like always, he held it back, it was for the better.
"We learn that Babies come from fuckin!" They yelled happily.
Both men paused in their step for about a second then resumed their walk, both looking at the other from the corner of their eye. "Let's not tell Mama about that." Itachi spoke to both girls, as they all hear Hidan's curses, Kisame and Deidara loud snickering, as he got beaten and ripped apart.
Ahhh, the life at the Akatsuki's hideout.
Darkness greeted the pair of candy blue eyes as they opened slowly, Kat blinked once in effort to bring back the dream that woke her up but she was only left with the feeling of longing and love. Sighing she rubbed her face before looking over at the bassinet next to her bed, smiling when she sand a pair of tiny hands in the air grasping at something in the air, which she noted was sand after her eyes had adjusted to the dark. Shukaku was standing on the gourd looking over the crib at a tiny Gaara; his paw was above the baby as sand swirled around, entertaining the infant.
"He woke up hours ago…" The demon spoke softly. "I would have love to have had a chance like this years ago when he was actually this age, would have been so easy…" the tanuki looked over at her his yellow starry eyes glowing in the dark. "But with you here, the only thing I feel like doing is entertain the kid." He glared his tail flicked in annoyance, before dissolving into grains of sand. "Better be glad, you give good belly rubs."
Kat shook her head, "Damn raccoon dog…" she mutters getting up going over to the crib, Gaara's eyes quickly shifted to look at the girl before him; he had his left hand in his wild locks while his other played with his toes. He knew this girl! Yes, yes he does she always there every morning, and night, yes he knew this girl!
Kat giggles when she saw Gaara's eyes light up in recognition. "Ahhh do you remember me? Gaara, you remember Kat, hum? Kitty Kat?" she cod patting his chubby belly with her finger. Katsumi laughs at the reaction, Gaara kicked out his legs excitedly, his breathing sped up as he open and closed his fits, eyes wide in joy. This was the most she could get him to show happiness, the boy wouldn't crack a smile or a tiny giggle no matter how hard she tired, she hasn't giving up though.
"Come on lets feed the baby." She smiles picking up the child, she was quick to notice he had a thing for her hair every time she picked him up he would greedily dig his fingers into her locks and hold on….tightly. "Ewww….oh gosh, after a diaper change." She gagged.
Finally after a clean booty and a wide awake Gaara, Katsumi left her room to be greeted by two very sleepy teammates and an upset Shino. Ari looked like she was half asleep as she feed Kiba, what looked like a third bottle while Mimi bounced and hummed Shino as he wailed.
"Happy 2 am!" she laughs at the other two glares, this was beginning to be the normal for them, it's been a two long weeks and everything she tried to change the boys back didn't work! She tried all the Fanfiction myth about turning back to normal, she tried hot water, cold water, different type of chakra, full moons and whatever else she and the other could think of with nothing but bad results.
"Fuck you…." Ari mutters tiredly as she patted Kiba's back for him to burp.
"Suck a dick…" Mimi sings as she bounces Shino, then going back to sing a lullaby.
Kat stuck out her tongue and walked to the fridge and pulled out a red bottle labeled 'Gaara'. Popping that bad boy into the microwave, she turned to the girls. "So anymore ideas on what we can try?" she asked bring the subject on how to turn the boys back.
"Na, not much sorry, Beetle Bug here, don't let a single thought through his yellin…." Mimi sighs and popped a pacifier into the boy's mouth, bouncing him slightly as he hummed and whimpers.
"Kiba's really stupid…." Ari frowned at the child. "Yesterday I found Akamaru with his bottle while Kiba tried to drink out the dog bowl…" this made all the girls laugh. "I can't stop and do anything without him doing something."
Kat shook her head glade that Gaara, really didn't like to be anywhere but her arms, the little redhead was spoiled! Testing the milk to see if it was warm enough Kat, quickly put the top on and tried to feed him but Gaara was making it hard since he didn't let go of her hair. Once she got the rubber nipple into his mouth she smirked as there was a knock on the door.
"Well who in Sam hills is that?" Mimi glared walking to the door and opening it. "Ino?"
"He won't stop eating!" She cried before getting wacked but Mimi.
"Shut ya yap Shino is sleepin!" She hissed. "Yell one more time Imma blow ya from here ta lightin country!"
Ino rolled her eyes and walked into the tiny apartment. "I feed him 8 bottles and Choji still won't go to sleep!" She sighs her eyes had bag under them. "I need two more bottles please!"
"Yeah come on we have 'Choji's back up' in the fridge in the back." Kat winces as Gaara yanked on her hair while suckling on his bottle.
It wasn't until 5 in the morning before any of the three girls could get the boys back to sleep, on full bellies. Choji was on the 13th bottle, Shino after 6 lullabies, Kiba after two hours of fetch, and finally Gaara, well Gaara was still wake, Katsumi was knocked out on the couch.
Naruto looked at Shikamaru and frowned before reaching over and tapped the Nara with a chubby hand. Glaring the Nara looked up from his blocks when Naruto yanked the pacifier from Shika's mouth and popped into his, giggling.
Hinata couldn't help but giggle herself at the scene as she watched the babies. She wasn't sure about the other girls but the two week she spent with baby Naruto was the best two weeks of her life! She would be sad when the change back into themselves, and Naruto would go back to not noticing her, unlike now, every time he sees her, his eyes would light and he would just get so excited! How could she not miss this?
"Hey Hina what's the matter?" Tenten asked sitting down next to her with Neji in her arms. The shy heiress looked over at her cousin and frowned.
"T-t-Tenten…w-why is N-Neji dress l-like a girl?"
"Hmm? Oh that, oh come on he's cute right?" The older teen giggles. "He has just pretty long hair as a baby too….I just couldn't resist!" She squeals. "Who a cute girl, you are yes you are!"
Hinata shook her head as Tenten took pictures of her cousin in bright pink dress, with a match pink flower bow in his hair. "Y-you a-are going to b-b-blackmail him aren't you…"
"Yes."
"I w-want a copy." Tenten looked over at the pale girl and smiles.
"That's my bitch!" the girls high five.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
"Say Ahhh, here comes the kunai!" Sakura cooed as she tried to feed Sasuke who just glared and turned his face away from the green mush.
"Come on, Sasuke its good, look Sakura likes it too…"she took a big bite of the baby food and spat it out quickly. "Aww fuck, eww that shit is nasty! What the hell is this shit? Peas? More like ass!"
Ino and Kat were laughing, while Sasuke just smirked from his highchair, damn straight that shit was nasty. "That's not fucking funny you guys!"
"Yes it was your face hahah!" Ino snorts in laughter.
"Yeah well at least Sasuke doesn't look like a mud monster!" Sakura yelled pointed to Choji who was covered in chocolate icy stuffing his face with cake.
"Aww man….choji I just gave you a fuckin bath!"
"Haha here Sakura you and Ino give cho another bath, while I feed Sasuke." The girls sighs and nods .
Kat hummed as she picked up Sasuke, he grinned at her cooing as she smiles and places him in the baby baskets on the counter next to Gaara. "Now you two play nice while Kitty Kat makes you something better to eat then nasty peas." She smiles at the two before turning her back.
Gaara looked over at Sasuke and glared. This was his basket; there was no room for two babies!
Sasuke glared right back at him; he didn't want to be in this stupid basket anyways! Sasuke looked over at Kat and then back to Gaara.
Gaara eyes narrowed further. 'Oh, hell no!' He better, not be thinking he could take his Kat!
Whimpering and fussing Sasuke squeals angrily kicking out at the baskets, earning him Kat's attention. 'Bingo' Kat picked up Sasuke and bounced him lightly. "Aww, I know you're hungry it's almost done." She cooed turning back to fixing him a bowl of baby cereal, Sasuke looked back at Gaara with a smug look.
'Two can play that game' the red head glared back at the other baby and just waited he knew how to win this game, he had this shit in the bag, no one took his Kat!
Once the food was done Kat sat down at the tiny kitchen island, placing the hot baby cereal down and Sasuke in her lap. Scooping up a spoon full she blew on it then swishing it in the air. "Here comes the Kunai!" Katsumi smiles just as she heard a giggle, she looked up at Sasuke but he was eating, she looked over at Gaara but he just looked at her.
Shrugging it off, she doing a 'Vroom, vroom' sounds effect to get Sasuke to eat, earning her another soft giggle, this time she looked over and saw Gaara's in a half smile, Kat smiled even bigger, as Sasuke glared at the redhead. "Do you think that's funny?"
She laughs making the sound again, which made Gaara laugh into a full grin, making Kat squeal. "Ari, Ari I got Gaara to smile and laugh Ahhhh, where my camera!" she yelled hopping up as the girls ran into the kitchen; quickly she passes off Sasuke to Tenten to grab the camera and whipped around back to Gaara, who was giggling lightly with his tiny fist in his mouth as he smiles.
"Ahhhhh he just so cute!" Kat squeals taking snapshots jumping up and down while Gaara eyes shift over to Sasuke with a smug little grin.
Sasuke glared at the red headed baby. 'This means war!'
"I'm back!" Temari sang as she burst through the door with bags and bags on her arms. "And lookies what I got!" she squeals holding up a cute panda suite.
"Holy shit! How come I didn't think of that?" Kat yelled looking over at Ari and punching her in her arm.
"The frick? Why you punch me for?" Ari whined rubbing her arm.
"All the time we spent talking about this subject when we were 'home'," Katsumi used her fingers to quote home, meaning back in their world. "On how we would dress up the babies and you go and let fucking Temari do it!" She yelled hitting her friend again.
"Ow you cow licker!"
"I'm changing my blondie!" Kat hisses sticking out her tongue then runs over to Temari. "Ahhh this is so cute! Let me guess you got all the babies too huh?"
"Tsh you know I did haha."
"Quick, get the camera!" Kat screeched hopping up and down. "Sweet, sweet, blackmail!"
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OK so there you have it, meh it was ok to me it was more of a filler then anything lol, I wasn't feeling this chapter all that much. Im trying to think of ways to change them back, if you got any ideas let me know! ok? So review good, bad, meh, tell me! I need to know what I need to work on, grammar i know is one tell but what else?
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