I'm alive! I'm here people and I'm so sorry for the lateness for this chapter, a lot of of thing prevented me from writing this chapter the main reason writers block I didn't know how I want this chapter, second reason, I worked two jobs for summer it was so hard...but its here now! So enjoy!

Disclaimer: Must we go through this again, If i own Naruto, Sakura would have been bad-ass and Matsuri would had never existed.

Ch. 21 And we're back in Business

"Nu!"

"Yes, and you don't tell me No!"

"Nu, nu, nu! Me don't wanna, me don't wanna!"

"Ahhh, stop kicking and get your little cute ass in that tub!"

"NU!"

"Stop struggling!"

Katsumi growled as she glared at the cute naked 3 year old, who glared at her back with his big teal eyes. It was bath time and little Gaara wasn't going to have that shit, he kicked, screamed and brought on the crocodile tears, but Kat was strong and she endured the trails and temptations of the puppy eyes and tears.

"Me nu bath, me nu bath!" Gaara yelled before kicking out and wiggling away from Katsumi running out of the bathroom stark naked.

"Whoa and there goes a naked Gaara." Sakura laughs as the chucky three year old ran pass her and an stank face Sasuke. "I'm going to guess it bath time?"

"If I didn't like that redheaded little demon I think I would have drowned his ass…" Katsumi mutters walking out with her hair all over her head and a few bags under her eyes. She didn't understand where all the energy cames from! The little ass never slept and always wanted her to stay up with him. Groaning she rubbed her eyes trying hold back a yawn, while she felt a tug on her pants.

"Kat…tired?" Sasuke asked her looking up at her with his big onyx black eyes.

"Yes, Kat tired." She smiles patting his head and smirking lightly as he tried to yank his wrist away from Sakura who held on to him tightly.

Once he was free he quickly grabbed hold of Katsumi trying to climb up her leg wanting her to hold him, sighing she smiles. "Argh, what am I going to do with you, your getting spoiled." She wrinkles her nose at him as she kisses his cheek, before the yawn got her, making her roar like a lion. Damn, I'm tired….

"Gaara bad! Make Kat sleepy!" Sasuke glared at the red head, who was under the table.

"No, Gaara just an insomniac, not bad." Kat explained.

"Nah uh, he bad!"

"Nu, me is not." Gaara yelled crawling from under the table, running over to Kat but gave Sakura a wide berth when she spoke and waved. Gaara still didn't like other people; if you weren't his Kat, then shut the fuck up. "I get no fucking love!" The pink hair girl whimpered.

Sadly the pinknett, was ignored as Gaara grabbed on to Kat trying to pull himself up while trying to drag Sasuke down. "Nu, my Kat, mine!" He whined. "Sasuke can't have mine!"

Gaara was very possessive of his Kat to all but Naruto, he liked Naru, but when it came to Sasuke, it was on like Donkey Kong, the two would fight, whine, hit and bite until naturally Kat ends up holding two very upset, and very tired toddlers…like now….

Sighing Kat moved Sasuke in her arms to make room for Gaara, as she picked up the naked boy, which of course didn't sit well with Sasuke who pushed Gaara in the face screaming "NO!" thus starting a fight in her arms. Ahhh…life was good wasn't it?

"Hey, hey ok both of you stop it!" She snapped loudly making the two pause; each having the other's hair in a fist, Gaara biting Sasuke's fingers as Sasuke tried to push Gaara away, while Gaara pushed Sasuke against his throat. Pulling the toddlers apart Kat hands Sasuke to Sakura much to his displeasure and she kept Gaara.

"Now listen you two, you can't be fighting all the time! You have to share Kat!" She tried to explain.

"Ga-Gaara no share Kat, he mean!" Sasuke shouts.

"Yes me no share my, MY, Kat." Gaara glared before turning and pushing his face into Kat's breasts.

"Big breasted hoe…"Sakura mutters glaring. "Why do they love you more?"

"Oh stop whining and get Sasuke in his pajamas, the other will be here soon."

"Bitch...OW HEY!" Sakura yells when a wooden block hits her in her face.

"Watch your mouth!"

"Tsh what are you my Pimp Daddy?" Kat threaten another block to the face if Saskura didn't shut her mouth, luckily the pink ninja took the hint.

...

It's been a month and about 2 weeks since the boys all turned into babies but that month felt like years, and they weren't any closer to how to turn them back; that was until one afternoon they stumbled upon it, it was such a simple thing that Kat wasn't sure how she didn't think to do that before, it was how the boys turned into babies in the first place.

Kat had somehow reversed their chakra flow then she had intervened with the fight between Gaara and Sasuke, by her being able to interact with soul she must had reversed the Soul's age while also reversing their chakra flow. Now as simple as it was it was hard to reverse the chakra flow back to normal, without wasting her own chakra supply and energy; the key thing was she had to reverse all the boys' chakra at the same time to work, if not it just a waste of time. So tonight that what the girls had planned, they wanted the boys back to normal, no more shitty diapers and whining and sleepless nights.

Kat looked at the small boy as he frowned and wiggled in her arms while she washed his hair, she had to admit she'll miss being able to talk to Gaara so easily, and for him to wanting to be with her, she knew it was the awe of a big sister, or mother, but still it was nice. She smirked, no worries though she'll be right here again one day, hehe but instead of baby Gaara, it will be her son heheh oh the naughty things she'll do to an older Gaara. Damnit, why me and Ali couldn't be transported to Shippuden series instead of the beginning!

"Yo Kat hurry it up will ya, everyone's here!" Mimi's thick accent echoed crossed the little apartment.

"I'm a coming!" She yelled back as she plucked Gaara out of the bath much to his relief. Drying and dressing the small boy he took off running down the hall. "Gaara slow down before you…ooo" She winces as she watched him run straight into a sand wall. Gaara had a bad habit with running into sand walls that would suddenly spring up from the ground.

Falling on his butt, he sat there for a second before letting out a loud cry as he turned around crawling into Kat's arms pushing his face into her breasts. "Aww there, there you see I told you not to run." She smiles trying not to laugh as everyone else was nearly busting a gut. "Shut the fuck up you guys it's not…that funny." She grins chucking a pillow at Tenten who was red in the face.

"Alright, alright ladies, naw y'all know how ah like a good laugh an all, but we got business to attend ta." Mimi smiles as she calms the girls from their laughter, while bouncing Shino in her hip, as he giggles holding up a large pair of sunglasses.

Nodding the girls all placed the boys in a circle, Kat giggled at Neji 's bright lime green night dress, while Tenten quickly took the last few blackmailing pictures. "Naw Kat and Ari gets here in the middle, Sakura and Ino here on that side, Hinata and Tenten, on the left side here, yes, and Temari you here and I'm going to be here." After every one was in position, they all looked to Katsumi and Ari.

"Ok ladies its just like before, your job is to make sure me and Ari don't run low on chakra, the first pair will be Tenten and Hinata, if you see me or Ari running low, just touch our shoulder and lend us some of your chakra, then it will be Ino and Sakura, before Temari and lastly Mimi. Now the only different is this time we won't stop when our chakra turns from blue to yellow, the last step is when the charka turns red, it's just like when we practiced on the frogs, just this time it will be harder ok?" Once everyone nodded and got ready Kat looked over at Ari.

"Ok then let's start." Ari mutters as she reached out pointing two fingers at Kat's hand while the free hand held two fingers in front of her, Kat copying her movements.

Chakra started to flow from Ari's fingers to Katsumi's buzzing like electricity, a blue halo formed around the two girls as thin chakra strings snaked out and connecting to the toddler boys bellybuttons, once the connection was complete the girls closed their eyes, as they began to rotate the two fingers held before in a counter clockwise motion.

Kat could feel the chakra being sucked from her body and into the boys, it felt as if she was slowly getting sleepy, her eyelids fluttered and the world beneath her felt wobbly, she snapped her eyes wide open when she knew she had almost fallen asleep, she could tell Ari was fighting the same battle, but they both knew they had to stay awake of all this would be for nothing!

"Kat…." Hearing her name she looked up at Ari but frown when her face was all blurry. "Kat…are you listening?" titling her head she blinked hard when Deidara stood before her.

He was leaning over with his hands on his hips one bright blue eye glaring down at her. "Were you even listening, yeah?" he growled.

Looking around Kat scratched her head, something didn't feel right and no it wasn't Dei fist bashing the top of her head. "Oniisan!" she yelled rubbing her head. "What's that for?"

"That's for not listening and whining!" He barked. "Now put the bra on! I'm not going to tell you again!"

"But I don't want to wear it!" She yelled back crossing her arms. Kat was nearing the age of 7 and was developing fast, and for unknown reasons Deidara was put in charge to make sure the girls wear their bras.

"I don't give a clay's rats ass, if you don't want to but you're going to!" He barked. "Now put it on!"

"But why? Why must I wear one?" That question seems to deflate his anger as he blushed.

"Uh, you see, um it's important to wear these things…..because...uh...um" Deidara stubble over his words, he really didn't want to explain this, he was lucky to have gotten away with the sex talk but this time there was no Hidan to pass this one off to.

"Why don't you wear one?"

"Because it only for girls."

"And your point is?"

"I'm NOT a girl!"

"Tsh could have fooled me."

Deidara's eye twitched.

"..."

"AHHHHHH!" Kat screamed as she turned and ran down the halls, Deidara ran after her throwing clay along the way.

"You fucking brat get your ass back here, yeah?"

"Like Hell, yeah?" she mocked giggling as she dodges another bomb, pissing off the blonde. "Careful there, it's hot you might get split ends or worst chip a nail!" she gasps holding a hand to her lips as she takes a side step and disappears into Shade. She loved her gift, no one could see her when she stepped into the Shade but she could see and hear all…

Speaking of which…Katsumi smirked as she watched Deidara storm around the hall screaming out for her to show herself, the others should be back soon, giving her enough time to hatch out her plan.

...

They were all drained, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Sasori, even small Ari was tried, the only one that seem excited was Tobi, but Tobi's an idiotic dumbass so he doesn't count. They took little Ari out on her first mission to retrieve a scroll, things went well until Tobi tripped setting off an alarm, which in turned freak the hell out of Ari making her nearly raise half a grave yard of dead ninjas, so not only did they have to fight the guards but dead ones as well. Itachi was just glad Orochimaru wasn't on this mission; he already had a deep obsession with Ari and Kat.

Once they arrived in the main corridor, leading them to the living room like area, they began to unpack their weapons, uneaten food and other shit they had. Ari just threw herself on the couch and laid their face down.

"Oi! Kid gets the fuck up and help!" Hidan barked.

"Hidan…" Itachi mutters softly, looking over at the priest, his eyes already activated. He was not in the mood for Hidan's shit.

"You think you can punk my ass with your eyes, Mr. Herbal Essences!"

"At least he doesn't have oily hair like you!" Ari snorts as she sits up sticking out her tongue. "Go and TRESemme that oily shit with your Head and Shoulders looking ass."

Kisame was the first to burst out laughing, there was only a few things he liked in this world and one of them was a tired Ari, the girl only seem to ever show aggression when either she scared or tired and when she did, she was a pure bitch!

"Well look you grew some b-" Hidan was cut off when something hard slammed into his face. "Who the fuck, threw that?!"

"Oh I'm sorry Uncle Hidan I though you like balls to the face!" Ari snapped as she stood with clay balls in her hand ready to be to thrown.

"You little fucker!"

"Hidan, enough!" Kakuzu snapped. "You're arguing with a 7 year old. Grow up!"

Hidan grumbled under his breath as he sat down giving the girl and evil look when a very loud girlish scream, rang down the halls; the rogue ninja were all suddenly on high alert.

"W-was that Kat's scream?" Ari mutters lightly as Kisame stepped in front of her lightly as they all stared down the hall.

There weren't any strange chakra signatures that they could detect but that didn't mean it was safe.

"No, that sounded far too old to have been Katsumi's." Itachi mutters.

"Deidara's maybe?" Everyone paused for a second…

"Argh! You little twerp!" the girlish scream yelled again but this time it sounded closer.

"Haha, I didn't do anything!" Kat's voice rang out. "All I did was make sure every could see that you were a pussy! Hahaha get it?"

It wasn't long until the tiny blue hair child came running into the main living room and dash behind a stone column, her giggles never creasing when a half-naked blond ran out into the living room.

"Give me back my dick!" She snapped as she ran around column trying to catching the girl, both females oblivious to the others as they argued.

"Oh so that what you're all that limp twig?"

"I'm going to blow you up into tiny pieces and cook you as a stew, then feed you to Itachi, and when he says "mmm what's this!" I'm going to say….holy shit…." The female came to a dead halt, her breasts bouncing to a stop, the small tight bra struggled to keep the large breasts covered as the tight panties looked about to pop.

Ari frowned as she looked at the female, she had long blonde hair with one large blue looking doe eye stared up at them in shock, her hips were wide but her butt was flat she had a slim waist. Tilting her head to the side she smiles. "I always wanted a big sister."

Deidara eye twitched. "KATSUMI!"

Katsumi jerked awaked, with Mimi standing over her the other girls were looking weird off to the side as well as Ari, she looked worse for wear but she seemed fine. "The boys…"

Mimi shook her head and looked over her shoulder to see the boys playing still only toddlers. "Ii can't be…I was sure, it had to have worked!" Sitting up Kat groans lightly as she shook her head.

"Back to the drawing board, I guess." Tenten mutters lightly.

"The tournament is in less than three weeks, what's going to happen if they're not back by then?" Kat was freaking out she was running out of ideas, she was so sure this was going to work!

"We can't worry if we can't fix this when we'll just go to the Hokage." Sakura chirps in.

But Kat looked over at Ari, if they didn't get the boy back before the last test, it could really throw off the timeline here.

"Naw, naw everyone lets not get out knickers in a twists, we'll all go home and sleep and in ta morning we'll try again, yeah?" Mimi smooth over the girls' frantic attitudes as they all gather their assign babies.

"Hey Kat, wait up." Looking up, she notices Sakura jogging up to her with Sasuke in her arms.

"It's family night and my Mom was wonder if you could baby sit Hishro." She asked pointing to Sasuke. Since most girls had families they came up with a lie saying this was a mini mission to babysit until their next test, and of course all the parent fall for it.

"Yeah, yeah sure, not a problem." She murmurs, she was tired and stressed, things weren't working out and the girls were looking at her and Ari for answers. She was thankful that toddlers were just as tired as she was, meaning Sasuke and Gaara weren't going to fight.

Waving bye as Sakura left, Kat sigh what was she going to do? Looking down at Sasuke as he waved bye lazily his eyes half shut as he nodded off while standing, his head bobbing up and down to stay awake, then there was Gaara who was in her arms one hand tangled in her legs while the other played with her shirt.

What if she could never get them back, what if no one could, would she be able to take care of Sasuke, if Sakura parents said no! Then what would she tell the all parents! And what about Gaara what if his father takes him back then makes him into more of a weapon!

A slight snore snaps her out of her havoc thoughts, Sasuke had officially fallen asleep standing up, his arm still in the air as his hand was limp at the wrist, his head hanging back his mouth wide open, snoring slightly. As for Gaara when he was fighting the will of the sandman's power, but she was sure he would be gone by the time she lays them down.

"Come on boys, lets go night night." She murmurs was she bends down scooping up Sasuke.

With Sasuke on her right and Gaara on her left Kat laid in the bed staring at the ceiling, she was so sure she wasn't going to be able to go to sleep with all the thought in her head, but it wasn't even a minute later that she was asleep faster than you could say Shippuden.

...

'Wake up!' Katsumi was sudden slammed into consciousness, as her ninja scents started tingling; someone was in the room with her! Abruptly there was a bright flash that lit up behind her eyelids followed by giggles.

"Argh, Tenten!" Kat groan opening her eyes to see the weapon maiden smiling cheekily at her.

"Hehe blackmail!" She giggles wiggling her camera.

"What are you talking about?" Tenten just grinned wider as Kat tried to get up but found herself stuck. "The fuck?"

Looking down she frowned seeing a mass of crimson, looking up back at Tenten rising a brow there was nothing out of the ordinary, Gaara was sleep; but Tenten just kept grinning and giggling. Hearing a slight snore, that belonged to Sasuke, which was followed by a groan as an arm tighten around her waist pulling her closer while a head dug into her back as if someone was snuggling her.

It was then that it all clicked, it worked, last night's plan worked! Looking down at Gaara, her eyes meet teal one but this time it wasn't the big childlike eyes filled with awe but eyes that were calm and guarded….and between her breasts, taking in her position that she, Gaara and Sasuke was in she blushed madly.

Gaara's face was pushed between her breasts only his eyes were visible while one leg was thrown over her hip and both of his hands gripping her ass! Sasuke on the other hand was behind her his face digging into her back, one of his hands gripping her bottom breasts as the other one was on top of her waist and halfway inside her shorts, while one of his legs were between the both of hers.

Looking back down at Gaara, their eyes meet before he was gone in a swirl of sand as Tenten giggles. "Blackmail…though hehe… I wonder what Sasuke's dreaming about."

"Why wou-…" Kat's eyes widen as she follow Tenten's gaze to her hip, and there it was bright as day was a…

"BONER! AHHHH" Kat screamed as she lurched away from Sasuke forcing the boy to jerk awake. "You PREVERT!" Grabbing a pillow Kat swung so hard hitting Sasuke with such force that he flew off the bed.

"The fuck Kat!" He yelled holding his face as he stood up, Tenten took another picture.

Katsumi blushed hard as he stood before her, she couldn't take her eyes off his…midsection. Frowning Sasuke looked down and blushed slightly before grabbing a pillow and covered his hips. "You know it's a normal thing for guys…plus it's not like you haven't seen it before…." Oh Shit wrong thing to say! "Now, now Katsumi!"

"You pig! I don't care if I seen it a million and one fucking times, I'm going to kill you!" She roar as she hits him, repeatedly with her pillow as Tenten flashed away on her camera.

"Blackmail, Blackmail, Blackmail!" She sang a she snapped her pictures 'Ahhh yes, it seem like we're back in business.'

"Tenten! Give me all those fucking PICTURES!" Neji yells loudly.

"Awww but you were such a cute girl!" She whined as she ran away.

"TENTEN!"

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