Still writing at 12:35 at night. I've written all chapters until this one in one go, I just didn't feel like putting them all up at once. Let's see how this goes.
-Ranmaru's POV-
"Ne, Ran-Ran, it's going to be fun having Mitsu-chan around again." Reiji whispered, looking over at Mitsu-chan, who was currently leaning against Ran-Ran, fast asleep.
"Yeah, but jesus friggin' christ, he could've at least told us something before now. We had been looking for him since he disappeared, yet here he was, dressed as a girl, parading around in front of us as we started to fall in love with his fake identity." I thought aloud.
"I wonder how STARISH will take it, as he formed STARISH as a girl, and they all fell in love with her."
"Umm, we're right-" Otoyan started to say, before being cut off by me.
"Just suck it up and realize they had fallen in love with a total trap."
"You know, that-" Ren started to say, before Reiji cut him off
"Easy for you to say, you had a crush on him even before he disappeared!"
"Shut up, Reiji!"
"Don't wake him up, Ran-Ran. He did say he hadn't slept in two nights. Anyways, you probably like having him leaning against you like that" Reiji teased, earning him a hard bonk on the head.
"I'm only surprised he was able to keep it for this long, especially with us around," Ai whispered.
"Yeah. He used to be like an angry, sarcastic Kotobuki, and here he was, acting like a girl, a clueless one at that." Camus thought aloud.
"He probably chose that personality because he knew we wouldn't even so much as think of that as a possibility. He hated clueless girls like that who couldn't take a hint." I said.
"And he probably hated every minute of it!" Reiji laughed.
"Now it's your turn to shut up before he wakes up." Myu-chan said.
"Too late. I'm already awake. Thanks for waking me up from the only decent sleep I've had in almost a year," Hisamitsu grumbled sleepily, rubbing his eyes sleepily. I had to admit, it was pretty cute, seeing him like this.
"Sorry Mitsu-chan," Reiji said.
"Think before being loud at 1 in the morning in a car. And don't call me Mitsu-chan!"
Why not, Mitsu-chan?"
"Ranmaru, can you hit him in the head for me?"
"Why me?"
"You're the closest one to him and the only one other than me who would give him a good punch, although Camus hitting him with his scepter thingie would be close enough. And he woke me up and proceeded to piss me off. I would punch him, but you're in between us, so you need to punch him."
"Fine," I said before giving me a good punch to the back of the head.
"Ow, that hurt Ran-Ran!"
"Good. That's the point. Now I'm going back to sleep and don't wake me up unless if I'm about to die. Ya know what, even if I'm about to die don't bother waking me up. I'd rather die sleeping peacefully then being annoyed by Reiji."
"You know, I feel like you all forgot we were sitting right here as well." Otoya said, gesturing to the members STARISH.
"I did. Now shut up and let me sleep."
"Haru-chan, that isn't nice," Natsuki pouted. Hisamitsu's eyes flew open, his face contorting from a cute, sleepy face to one of pure rage.
"Never, EVER, call me 'Nanami' or 'Haruka' or anything like that AGAIN! If you need to call me something, call me Hisamitsu, just never that horrid name or 'Mitsu-chan' or equally horrid nickname like that," He said before going back to his half asleep state again. He leaned back into his seat and passed out again, almost immediately, his head lolling to the side and back onto my shoulder, causing me to blush slightly.
"Oo, Ran-Ran's blushing!" Reiji whispered.
"Shut up!" I whisper yelled at him, giving him another punch to the back of the head.
"Owie!"
"Shut up, Reiji," Hisamitsu said in his sleep, making us think we woke him up again, only for him to squirm in his seat again and falling over more, his head ending up in my lap, still fast asleep.
"O-oi Hisamitsu," I said, now fully blushing, trying to get his face away from the growing bulge in my pants without waking him up. Reiji, Otoya, Syo and Ren were stifling their quiet laughter while Natsuki and Ren were taking out their phoned to take a picture.
"Take a picture of this, and I will make sure you get doubled schedules, got it?" I growled. The threat was enough to stop Natsuki, but Ren still took the picture.
"Fine then Ren, you get a tripled schedule for the next week."
"I thought you said a doubled schedule," Ren complained.
"I was already doubling your schedule for laughing."
"Oh well, it was worth it," He said, typing away on his phone before putting it away.
"The hell did you do ya bastard!"
"Give it a second," He said before, almost on cue, everyone's phones dinged.
"You did not just do that," I said before pulling out my phone and looking at the new group message with everyone it it, including Hisamitsu.
"You damned bastard!" I yelled when I saw it.
By now, everyone had looked at their phones and was in some level of laughter, and Hisamitsu had been woken up again. He sat up again before asking, "So, what's the fucking retarded reason for waking me up this time, jackasses?"
"Look at your phone. Ren sent it." I told him.
"Aw, come on Kurosaki-senpai. Ya could've let him figure it out on his own," Ren said as Hisamitsu pulled out his phone and looked at the picture of me and him Ren sent to everyone.
"If he found it out himself, you would be dead before you could laugh," I said, my tone completely serious.
"Ren you're dead fucking meat." He said, looking up at Ren, who was sitting across from us.
"Oh, how scary," Ren said sarcasm almost dripping from his voice.
"Your funeral dude," I said.
"Nice knowing you," Reiji said.
"Is he really that strong? Just a couple days ago, even if he was faking being a girl, he couldn't even-" He was cut off from a sudden lack of air in his lungs and strong pain in his stomach.
While we were talking, Hisamitsu unbuckled himself and launched himself at Ren, giving him a good upper-cut right in the gut. He continued to repeatedly punch him, one getting him in the royal jewels, refusing to let him take more than half a breath before I finally pulled him off the poor guy and buckled him back into his seat, holding down the struggling boy.
"Don't go killing the guy. He still has a good career and a somewhat bright future ahead of him," I warned him.
"You think I give a flying fuck? No! Now let me beat the shit out of him!"
"No. Now watch your language, sit down and go back to sleep," I said.
"Tsk. Fine," he grumbled, sitting back down and seeming to go back to sleep as if nothing had happened, leaning on my shoulder again.
"Is Ren even still alive?" Syo asked, looking at the poor man who sat hunched over in his seat, groaning.
"I think so," I said.
"He's groaning, so he's alive," Ai said.
"Hey, why did he listen to you, Kurosaki-senpai?" Masato asked.
"Yeah, he was raging pretty hard, but he calmed right down when you told him to," Syo added on.
"Are you two dating?" Natsuki asked.
"Like hell we are Natsuki! He ain't gay and I haven't seen him as a boy since he disappeared! We were best friends when we were going to the academy. I basically kept him from being expelled from beating up everything that pissed him off. He only listens to me like that if it's about fighting. Any other time and he'll be an ass about it."
"If you were best friends, why were you put in QUARTET NIGHT, or him not put in with you?" Otoya asked.
"Because. I wanted to sing solo. Now shut up and let me sleep," Hisamitsu said, sounding annoyed.
"Ya know, it's almost impossible to sleep with all of us in a car. Also, if you're awake, quit leaning on me!" I said.
"Fine. That was getting uncomfortable anyways," he said before sitting up.
I thought he was just gonna sit up and fall asleep again, but instead, he proceeded to unbuckle himself and flopped down, his hands cradling his head in my lap and the rest of his body spanning his seat and Masato and Camus's laps.
"That's not what I meant," I said, flicking him in the forehead.
"Shut up," he said, punching me in the gut, before falling asleep.
"Now, I'd advise you all to not wake him up a third time. If you do, he's doing to all of us what he did to Ren," Reiji said, pointing to the just recovering Ren who was starting to sit up in his seat.
"Ugg. That. Hurt." Ren managed to wheeze out.
"Don't imply or straight up say that he's weak. He has done that before and will not hesitate to do it again," Camus said.
"Oh, we're here," Reiji said quietly.
"Masato, help Ren. Camus, take Hisamitsu back to his old room," Ai said.
"Why do I have to do it? Get one of the other pheasants to do it or do it yourself," Camus complained.
"You have his spare key, Myu-chan, though I don't know why."
"He said he trusted me to not go looking through his things. He guessed Kotobuki would get bored and mess up his room and Kurosaki would steal his things for unknown and not-wanted-to-be-thought-about-too-long reasons."
"What about me?' Ai asked.
"He said he trusted me more."
"Let's just shut up and get out of here. Make sure you don't wake him up, cuz I'm not stopping him a second time," I said, kinda irritated.
"Fine, someone lift his legs so I can get out."
Masato lifted up Hisamitsu's legs for Camus to get out. Once he was out, he lifted the sleeping boy, who still had his head in my lap, and passed him over to Camus before proceeding to climb out.
"So, clear all schedules for after 1 pm tomorrow?" Ai asked.
"Sounds about right. Meet in his room?" Reiji asked.
"I guess. He's probably still going to be asleep," Camus responded.
"Um, where is Nana- sorry, where is Nagamine's room?"
"Meet the kouhais in our rooms and lead them to his room and meet outside?" I asked.
"Okay," Camus said.
"Okay. Otoyan, Tokki, It's late. Time to go to bed," Reiji said, slightly dragging his kouhais to their room.
"Aijima, I'll meet you in our room after I get this idiot into his bed," Camus said to Cecil.
"Syo, Natsuki, it's long past your bedtime. Let's go," Ai said, motioning for his kouhais to follow him.
"Masato, I'll help you with this idiot. I just want to get to bed as quickly as possible and not deal with people coming in after me," I said, lifting one of Ren's arms over my shoulder and shuffling to our room.
-General POV-
Within half an hour everyone was in bed, fully dressed and fast asleep, most not even bothering to get under the covers.
Huh, so this is what happens when you wake Hisamitsu up. Also, nice. You beat up a playboy because he took a picture of you sleeping *slowly clapping* good job. You are an ass. Also, sorry if this ending seems kinda rushed and weird. I didn't really know how to end it. (If you hadn't guessed by now, these little notes will mainly consist of little snide and sarcastic remarks, not normal author's notes cuz, I'm shit at that type of thing and feel awkward like I do now and would rather put in rude and slightly foreshadowing comments.)