Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while. My school blocked this site for some reason, so i wasn't able to upload. Next chapter will be up by monday, and chapter after that soon to follow.

(Soul society, 8th Division barracks)

"Did you really think that you could defeat me" said Kyoraku.

"Don't underestimate me, I'm not done yet" said Sanji.

Kyoraku took a good look at the situation he was in. his eyes then grew wide. "Oh no, Th-this can't be" Kyoraku said frightened.

"Don't feel bad, this was unavoidable" said Sanji. He made his move.

"NO!" yelled Kyoraku

"Checkmate" said Sanji.

"Oh my looks like I lost" Kyoraku said with embarrassment.

"Leave it to you to make friends with the enemy" Nanao said irritated.

"Don't worry Nanao-Chan, Sanji already said he wasn't the enemy" said Kyoraku with a smile.

"And your just gonna believe him!" Nanao yelled with comical anime face

"While were on the subject Kyoraku-San, you told me if I beat you, you would tell me more about this Aizen guy" said Sanji serious.

"Oh right a promise is a promise" said Kyoraku.

(Somewhere in Rukongai)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH monster, monster!" Brook was running and screaming. He caught up with a random person. "Wh-wheres the monster" he said nervous.

"You are the monster!" screamed the man with a hysterical anime face.

"What!" screamed Brook in confusion. "Well looks like they all ran away" he said. "The gravity here must be really heavy; I can usually run much faster than that. Brook just continued down the deserted town.

Two figures followed Brook as he walked. They ducked between buildings. Brook just kept walking. One of the figures went to jump behind another building, but tripped in the process.

"Ow damn it" said the figure who turned out to be a fat man.

"w-whose there" said Brook startled

"Uh oh he spotted me" said the fat man.

"You idiot!" said Soi Fon, hitting him in the face and knocking him into a building.

"What! She's evil!" yelled Brook

"You made a huge mistake, arrancar. I assume your master Aizen sent you here. Little do you know he sent you to your doom" said Soi Fon with a smile.

Brook stared at he for a long time "………..may I see your panties" asked Brook.

"WHAT!" yelled Soi Fon red in the face. She drew her sword. "I don't have time for games" she said charging toward him.

Brook blocked the attack with his sword. The two were face to face.

"Good job on blocking, and here I was thinking you were weak" said Soi Fon smiling.

Brook stared at her again "………………… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SHE'S EVIL!" Brook said running away.

"Come back here!" Soi Fon said beyond irritated. She went to chase after him.

"Wait captain, I'll go instead" said the fat guy, getting up from the building he was knocked into (Vice Captain of the 2nd Division,Omaeda Marechiyo)

"Don't screw this up" said Soi Fon.

Omaeda disappeared.

"I seem to have gotten a little faster" said brook surprised. Omaeda appeared in front of him. "YIKES!" said brook stopping.

"I got you now" Omaeda smiled.

"wh-what a weird hair style" said Brook.

"What! Your one to talk! No one even wears an afro anymore" yelled Omaeda.

"AHH HOW CRULE!" yelled Brook.

"DON'T GET YOUR FELLINGS HURT YOU STARTED IT!" yelled Omaeda, with a comical anime face.

"hey look your shoe is untied!" said brook

"WHAT! How unprofessional, captain would kill me if she knew. Thanks arrancar you're not half bad" Omaeda went to tie his shoe. Then he sweat dropped. He looked up to find Brook gone. "oh that's right soul reapers don't wear shoes ha-ha. He just used that as a plan to escape" said Omaeda smiling. "YOU TRICKED ME!" yelled Omaeda running after him.

Brook was sitting on the ground playing Bink's sake, hiding his face with his violin.

Omaeda ran right past him, and then came back to him. "hey you, you should get out of here. An arrancar is on the loose" warned Omaeda.

"AHHH SCARY!" yelled Brook revealing himself.

"HEY IT"S YOU" yelled Omaeda.

"AH I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!" yelled Brook.

"I have you now. There is no escaping" said Omaeda with an evil smirk.

"y-your shoe Is untied" said brook nervous.

"I'm not falling for that again" said Omaeda.

"Omaeda" said someone behind him.

"not now, I'm busy" said Omaeda.

"Omaeda" said that person again.

"didn't you just hear me, I said not now" Omaeda said.

"Omaeda!" said that person now irritated.

"Hey! Who the hell are you yelling at, you bastard!" he said turning around, Only to see Soi Fon behind him. "AAAAAAHHHHHH CAPTAIN!" he yelled. "I-I didn't know it was you I swea-" he was interrupted with a kick to the face. He flew into a far away building

"that doesn't matter, arrancar why are you here" said Soi Fon

"My heart tells me this is where I belong" said Brook.

Soi Fon looked at him with a hint of compassion.

"But I don't have a heart. SKULLLLLLL JOKE!" yelled Brook.

"How annoying!" said Soi Fon, beyond irritated, pulling out her sword

"AHHHHHHHHH, oh I'm gonna faint" said Brook falling to the ground. "Maybe if I play dead she will leave me alone" thought Brook, while playing dead on the ground.

Soi Fon kicked him on the head knocking him unconscious for real. "I'm not that idiot, something so childish won't fool me" said Soi Fon looking down at him.

"Captain, oh wow you got him" said Omaeda coming out of nowhere. He looked at the unconscious Brook. "Your not gonna kill him" he asked.

"Don't be a fool; we still need to interrogate him" said Soi Fon "lets go" she said.

To Be Continued