Wow, I didn't think I would get this far this fast. I kinda expected myself to write the first chapter or two on one go, and then forget about this for a month or two or get writer's block. Now, onwards to the story!(Trying my best on how Shining speaks, so don't kill me!)
-Ranmaru's POV-
"He's going to kill you when he can move again. You know that, right Ran-Ran?" Reiji said to me when he and the rest of my bandmates caught up to us, slightly worried.
"Yeah, but I wasn't going to yell at him the entire time I dragged him to Shining's office."
"Should we, like, tie him up so he doesn't kill you when he can move again?"
"You should know how much of a bad idea that is. If we try to tie him up, kicked in the balls or not, he will beat the shiz outta you."
"No matter what, he's gonna be angry with you, Ran-Ran."
"Would you rather I kick him in the balls, or us be yelling the entire way there?"
"Both are really bad, but the yelling would just be loud. This might end in a funeral."
"He may threaten it, but he would never kill anyone on purpose. Unless he hated the poor soul for one reason or another, then they would at least be in the hospital with a chance of being on life support depending on how much he hated them, but never intentionally kill."
"You sure about that? From what I hear, you've stopped him from killing many times."
"WILL YOU STOP FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT RIGHT FUCKING HERE!" Hisamitsu yelled, finally able to move and speak, as he tried to kick me, Reiji, Ai and Camus taking a step back.
"LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEG YOU JACKASS!"
"NO, NOW GO BACK TO BEING QUIET!"
"FUCK NO YA LITTLE SHIT! I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR KICKING MY BALLS!"
"WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN?"
"NO! WHAT RETARD WOULD WANT TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS!"
"WELL IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO!"
"FUCK NO! NOW LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEG AND QUIT DRAGGING ME YOU DUMBASS!" Hisamitsu yelled, kicking my arm that was holding his leg, almost making me let go of his leg. Almost.
"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT KICKING!" I yelled before kicking him in the balls again. This time, he only groaned loudly and curled back up.
"You know, That was completely unnecessary. We're like three feet from Shining's office," Reiji said, nervously.
"Oh, fuck it," I said, picking Hisamitsu up and slinging him over my shoulder like a potato sack, "He was pissing me off again."
-Inside Shining's Office-
"Thhhhhaaaannnkkk yoooouu for commingah, STARISH! I'm sorry to call on such short notice!" Shining started, in his usual flamboyant manner.
"It's alright. So, what's this urgent topic we need to talk-" Ittoki started to say, but was cut off from a sudden loud shouting from outside the office.
"WILL YOU STOP FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEG YOU JACKASS!" A voice that sounded like Hisamitsu yelled.
"NO, NOW GO BACK TO BEING QUIET!" It sounded like Ranmaru yelled back.
"FUCK NO YA LITTLE SHIT! I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR KICKING MY BALLS!"
"Wait, did Hisamitsu just say Ranmaru kicked him in the balls?" Syo asked.
"This is not going to go well," Tokiya said, stating the obvious.
"WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN?"
"NO! WHAT RETARD WOULD WANT TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS!"
"WELL IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO!"
"FUCK NO! NOW LET GO OF MY FUCKING LEG AND QUIT DRAGGING ME YOU DUMBASS!"
"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT KICKING!" Ranmaru yelled, sounding really close, before a dull thud and a loud groan could be heard.
"Did he just?" Ren asked nobody in particular.
"I think he did," Masato answered.
"Is he insane?! Hisamitsu is going to kill him!" Syo exclaimed, right before someone knocked on the door.
"Yyyeeeesssss?" Shining said. The door opened slightly and Reiji poked his head in.
"Hello! Oh, good, STARISH is here. We brought Hisamitsu!" He said in his usual overly joyful manner.
"You may come in."
Reiji opened the door and walked in, followed by Ai and Camus and finally Ranmaru, who had Hisamitsu slung over his shoulder, groaning in pain.
"I need somewhere to put this idiot and some people to pin him down for me."
"What did you do to him?" Syo asked warily.
"Kicked him on the balls twice."
"How can you say that so calmly! He's gonna kill you ya know!"
"Which is why I need to put him down and have him pinned down. He's gonna start moving soon," Ranmaru said, noticing that the boy he had slung over his shoulder had stopped groaning in pain.
The others noticed this as well and quickly vacated one of the couches in the room, unfortunately, not fast enough. Hisamitsu was able to move again and, before anybody could do anything, he kneed Ranmaru in the stomach, making him drop the smaller boy and hunch over grabbing his stomach, and backed a step away, yelling, "YOU'RE DEAD KUROSAKI!"
He then lunged forwards and tackled the still-hunched-over-in-pain Ranmaru, knocking him to the ground and proceeded to punch him and yelled about him kicking him in the nuts. Before he could do too much damage, Tokiya and Ren ran over and grabbed his arms and pulled him off Ranmaru and dragged him over to the couch and pinned him by his arms to the couch and Reiji hepled Ranmaru up and led him to the other couch and sat him down.
"OI! Let go of me you idiots!" He yelled, trying to flip over and kick them, as they were standing behind the couch and he was seated on it. This time Syo and Ittoki came forward and grabbed his legs, pinning them to the floor.
"Come on, calm down, Hisamitsu-kun, calm down," Syo tried to calm the raging boy down, only to backfire and get him even angrier, if that was even possible.
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN JACKASS!" He yelled, and tried to attack Syo. He managed to get one of his arms free when he suddenly jerked his arm out of Ren's grasp and moved to punch the blond, but his arm was caught by Ren and pinned back to the couch.
"LET FUCKING GO OF ME GODDAMN IT!" He yelled, while continuing to struggle.
"I seriously wonder how he was able to pull off being such a sweet girl for so long," Ittoki-kun thought aloud, then realizing he said that aloud, took a step away.
"GET OFF MY FUCKING CASE!"
"He did that because he was bored," Ai said in a monotone, obviously not caring what STARISH would think.
"Wait, so it wasn't some sort of plan?" A slightly confused Natsuki asked.
"Nope. I got bored, changed my appearance and acted as another person, somehow got 6-and later 7- hot guys to fall in love with me and ended up unintentionally creating Japan's currently most popular boy Idol group in a lapse of concentration."
"What do you mean a lapse in concentration?" Masato asked the teen, who was still pinned to the couch.
"It's a strange thing I have. If I act like a certain personality too long, in this case almost a year non-stop, I start becoming that personality and thinking naturally like that personality would. I can normally stop those thoughts and impulses, but I lost concentration for a while and lead to the creation of STARISH," Hisamitsu explained in a nonchalant voice.
"So, the entire creation of STARISH was an accident?!" Tokiya asked.
"I guess you could say that, as that personality wanted it to happen and I let that happen. I actually realized what was going on when she was writing the invitations for you guys to meet her, but just went with the flow. It was surprisingly fun," He said.
By now, the others were sure he had calmed down and released his limbs. He lifted his arms and cracked his knuckles and neck, making the boys worry he was going to attack again, but he sat back again and crossed his arms in front of his chest.
"I have to ask. Remember at the beginning of the year at the academy, you couldn't read music. Were you pretending to not be able to read music, or could you really not read music?" Masato asked.
"Nope. Before that, I couldn't read music."
"How did you graduate and debut, let alone become such a successful idol, if you couldn't read music?!" Syo half asked and half yelled.
"Ranmaru helped me. He would hum or sing it, I would memorize it and write lyrics for it and sing it. It never took more than two goes for me to memorize a song," I explained, "Anyways, I didn't do too much song work. Only the occasional album and concert and one national tour."
"More like twelve albums, ten concerts around Japan, two national tours and declining a world tour," Ranmaru said, "And I helped you with all of them."
"Ya know, you could've just let me fail, or at least force me to learn how to read music."
"You would've been a bitch about it, and I didn't want to bother with that. It ain't like it took you hours to memorize a tune."
"Huh, I just realized we're sitting in Shining's office and talking and Shining hasn't said a word. Very out of character for you, Shining."
"I have decided," He said.
"Decided what, exactly?" Hisamitsu asked.
"You can stay in my company," He said.
"But?" Hisamitsu asked, "What? With him, and many others, there's always a but!"
"But! You must sell at least 3000 units of your next album by the end of May!" he said.
"End of May, huh? 3000, so I want to give it at least a month I'll compose it, so that will take at least two weeks for a 10 song album, that gives me 6 weeks for rehearsing and recording, if I'm going to be advertising it at the same time through all of this, set three hours a week aside for interviews, I can go an hour or two extra for composing, since I can do that while going between interviews and appearances, although I may not need that much, as my sudden reappearance will help boost my popularity for my first album since I came back, so it's gotta be extra good to keep them," He kept rambling on for a few more minutes, most anybody trying to follow him were lost, and several just stopped listening before he said, "Alright! Easy peasy! I accept, now excuse me, I need to go get to work. See you guys later!" and ran out of the room, slipping his headphones over his ears and began to play music so loud, they could all hear the music without even trying.
"Is anybody else lost on what he just said?" Ittoki asked the group.
"I think the only ones who could make sense of that rambling didn't listen too much and the rest of us were lost," Syo said.
"Don't ask us, ask him when he comes out of his work flurry. Don't interrupt him unless you haven't seen him in at least three days, else he get's annoyed," Reiji instructed.
"Got it," They all said in unison.
Fuck that took a while. Some things I salvaged from my original idea for chapter 4, but most of this is new. Uggg, my back hurts from hunching over my computer on my bed for 3 hours finishing this. BE HAPPY READERS! I HOPE MY PAIN BRINGS YOU SOME ENJOYMENT! School is starting soon, and since I'm a *beep* at *beep* high school in *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*, my uploading will slow down, but I don't have a schedule! I just upload when I feel like it! Deal with it! Now! Time to sleep!