A/N: So this prompt is based of off Archer because I'm totally obsessed with that show. If you guys haven't seen it you might not get the references but you should check it out! Anyways, thanks for reading and if you have any prompts feel free to send them to me and I'll see what I can do. I'm not into really heavy stuff so maybe lighter prompts. Thanks again!

Disclaimer: I do not own Archer

Archer

"What the hell?! I knew I shouldn't have even asked and yet here I am, angry over one little comment from you idiots." Rip sighed as he looked at the team, wondering why he even picked them.

"See I knew it! That is totally something Mallory would say." Kendra

"While that may be true Ms. Saunders, at least I'm not Pam." He shot back. At that, everyone looked shocked- they honestly didn't think he knew what show they were talking about. "What? I do watch t.v., contrary to popular belief."

"Well, I'm fine with Pam. At least I'm not Cheryl. Which by the way, who did we decide on for Cheryl?"

"That would be me. For the record I have never eaten glue." Mick spoke up from the back where he was chilling out, with some sort of alcohol.

"You still set stuff on fire all the time though, and I'm sure that in some point your life you have eaten LSD gummy bears." Kendra looked over at him and he shrugged. She figured that was the best answer she was going to get out of him on the subject of drug gummy bears.

Jax started to laugh at this but Mick quickly reminded him that his chosen character was nothing to be proud of. "Seriously though why did I get Ray? For one, I'm not gay. Also not a cripple."

"No but you do have to admit Jefferson, you can be quite shall we say, sassy, at times." His older counterpart replied.

"That's funny Gray, especially coming from someone who got voted Krieger."

"I think that Krieger is a genius and although strange in habit, he always comes up with a solution."

"You're forgetting he also bangs a hologram." Mick somewhat yelled with the tiniest hint of a slur. Drunk Rory was loud.

"I'm honestly just surprised that you guys didn't give me a weirder character. I'm ok with getting Cyrill." Ray chimed in.

"Yeah except for the fact that means you can't shoot for shit." Mick once again shot back in a definitely drunken state now.

"We mustn't forget the whole reason why we started this conversation. Which, speaking of, where are our Archer and Lana?" Questioned Stein.

"Well I think that after we all agreed that Leonard was Archer and Sara was Lana, they started bickering. Now I think that they are taking up the other part of Archer and Lana's relationship and are in Sara's room, doing you know what." Ray added, trying to be helpful.

Rip shook his head as he walked out of the room. "Let's just hope there are not any AJ's out of this."