J PoV
'Okay,' she sighed, 'I called him curly kale since I was going to call him Fucker and bash his face in, he got off lightly. Also I knew how much he like perfectly styled hair and I think I saw tears in his eyes...' She trailed off a thoughtful yet proud look in her eyes. Her lack of guilt over it made me double up in laughter drawing her emerald gaze towards me, her eyes puzzled.
'C-clary!' I managed to get out between laughter, my eyes watering. 'N-no ones e-ever insulted his hair!' Speaking made me double up again.
'What's he gonna do? The poor sods gonna try to make my life hard? ill make it hard for him to procreate.' I looked up at her and watched as the realization of what she said hit her.
She laughed and neither of us stopped and that's how Kaelie found us ten minuets later.
C PoV
'Sup bitch?' I said before Jace could react. 'Here to collect your cherry flavoured condoms? Raspberry flavoured lube? I had to move it so I put it in the bottom cupboard next to the washing machine since I had to wash some pants covered in... lets put it this way; you know the mistral cycl- wait your on too many pills so... Oh, and yes I put it there in hopes of someone spilling bleach on them! Pesky spermatozoa's get on every thing don't you think?' I trailed off grinning like a mad-woman seeing the expression of shock on the bimbo's face.
'W-what? I don't have them!' her expression made even Jace laugh. 'Oh I get it! Trying to embarrass me?' her superior expression made smile
'Did you know, when your embarrassed your blood pumps faster and that opens up your veins creating a blush? No? well look in the mirror blondie!'
As her hand came towards my face mine came up to grasp her wrist tightly, I could feel her bones groaning in protest. See her eyes wide in shock, her teeth gritted against the pain.
I leaned in and whispered in her ear, 'touch me bitch, and you'll live to regret it. Or maybe you wont live... your choice.' I puled back releasing her wrist.
'I can see why your here! You crazy psycho! Common Jace you don't want to around her!'
'Actually I do! surprise! You had that coming for a long time and Clary's such fun...' his gaze became thoughtful yet exited at his own words.
'Well sayonara! Say hi to who ever your fucking to night! Bye, bye darling!' I said walking towards her, Kaelie walking backwards towards the door. 'Bye!' I said cheerfully smiling sweetly, before slamming the door into her face.
Turning around I saw Jace looking at me, rubbing his chin.
'What? She pissed me off!' I shouted.
'I can tell.' He nodded as if coming to a conclusion. 'Welcome to the group. We meet every day... Yada yada yada. You get the idea?'
'Deal!' I grinned. 'You aint half bad Goldie Locks, you aint half bad...'
'Neither are you Red, neither are you.'
'Why do we keep repeating our self's Jacey-poo?' I said mocking him with the name.
'I don't know Clary, I really don't know.' he was grinning so I punched his shoulder, and it wasn't light either.
'Owwwwwwwwwwww, what was that for.' I walked out leaving him shocked and wounded.
This was going to be fun.
* in case some people don't know what spermatozoa is its sperm.
No one has come close to the reason behind her not liking people listening to her sing yet...
HINT: Something to do with her brother... ;)