'I cannot believe you completely screamed at that zoo kee-' it was Kaelie.
''Animal Kidnapper,' I corrected.
'Animal kidnapper, for the animals being kept in those cage-'
'Cells.' I corrected again.
'Cells. He was completely freaked!'
'You keep talking I will bash your face in and hate you and your skanky ways again!' I threatened menacingly.
'You love me really!'
'No I don't. At least the animal aren't abused. Touch wood!' I hurried, jumping up to try and hit the branch of a tree we were under.
'Clary you want help?'
'Yep!' I'm a midget alright?!
'Common Clary! That's it! Ohhhh Clary again, Oh God Clary, I can't keep doing this its too hard.' She was grunting from pushing me high up in the tree.
'Kaelie, I swear to god, if you stop now ill never forgive you. Ohhhh Just a but more Kaelie! Im almost there! After hitting The branch panting, Kaelie dropped me; both of us fell over from the shock. Strangely she ended up on me and her head where no head should go on me! (unless its when I want.) her hand was over my boob.
Looking up I noticed Goldie lock and he three bears (Jace, Alec, Magnus, and Izzy).
'Don't let us stop you!' He said eyes wide staring at the top I didn't know ripped on the branches.
'Clarry, Buiscuit, You touched wood again didn't you?' He was being deadly seiruis and ,both of us, looking at Jaces face burst out laughing, ending in tears as my ribs hurt.
'Clary? Are you okay?' Jace came over no longer staring at me. Kaelie was looking at me with a worried expression.
'Well, Jacey Poo. That seemed like a good idea at the time. But any way I think I might of broken my ankle.'
'Ummm, you think? A good guess?' This was Alec.
'Well I can zone out pain and I don't realize until later its happened before. Don't even ask.'
'Does this hurt?' Jace walked to my foot and , kneeling down, poked my ankle.
'FUCKING WHOLY MOTHER OF CRAPPY MALTEASERS AND MARS BARS WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU FUCKING NOBY DICKISH FUCK FACE? FUCK HELL!' I screamed.
After calming down I saw Jace looking at me worried. 'Well now I don't think that we'll have to worry about telling Maryse...' I Noticed her running towards us, her expression very, very worried.
'What did you do ja-'
'Actually ma'am, I fell out of the tree and Jace, good intensions of course, poked my fucking ankle to see if it was broken.' I interrupted.
'Well then, what where the results?'
'Well I did start screaming... so... WHAT DO YOU THINK!'
'Ill phone an ambulance and your mother.' She started walking away.
'There's no point phoning her Ma'am. Just phone Luke.'
'Your Mothers the one who signed the documents, clary. Legalises.'
'You really think shell care?' Maryse knowing the answer, didn't reply. 'That's what I thought.'
Later that night walking into the food hall with jace and magnus helping since im a clumsy mother fluffer. I shouted, 'Hello my dearies! I am back from the great whit room of the hospital! Who missed me!?' No reply but any faces trying not laugh. 'Well we all know you did so... You may be wondering, 'Clary are you dunk?' But no I am not. And now im going to search for a Snicker to 'Gets some nuts' if you get what im saying.' wiggling my eyebrows suggestively.
Magnus, cheeks red bless his nit so innocent soul shouted, 'I DONT KNOW HER!'
'MAGS, WE ALL KNOW YOU DO.'
'SHIT!'
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