27 & 5986 & 77 MINI-SCENE ~ ALCOHOLISED DAY

"… 10th… are you sure you're alright…?" "H-hic! Wha-sh-are you tal-kin' about, G-Gokud-era-kun, shihihi?" "Buuh, Haru feels hot… Too hot-desu…!"

Gokudera sweatdrops uneasily while grabbing the box of chocolate that Tsuna's mother has brought them along the tea and cookies. Among the list of ingredients written in Swiss-German, 'alcohol' appears on bold for the ganache filling.

"… These damn shop-keepers… how dare they trap the 10th's mother with a sales offer… making such dangerous things enter the 10th's house… damn them…!" "Shihihi, Gokudera-kun looks all friendly and sparkly and pink suddenly, all weird!" "Ahiii! There are two Tsuna-san! Caught them! Paradise-desu!" "… oy, how come you're drunk with only chocolates, Stupid Woman! And stop clinging to the 10th like that!" "Buuh!"

But Haru – beat red drunk - just pokes her tongue at him while still hugging-strangling Tsuna in a koala-cluch, making Gokudera feel really aggravated.

"I said enough, Stupid Woman!" Gokudera snaps while trying to separate the both of them, but even brute strength is not helping and he would have had higher chance to separate a cube into two other cubes.

"Don't tell me that's the legendary phenomenon of Drunkard's Strength…?! Damn it, messing up with me… just wait, Stupid Woman!"

And Gokudera slips his hands, arms, and finally himself between the koala and his tree – namely Haru and the dazing-off Tsuna.

"Ahiii… too hot, desu… Haru wants to remove her vest…"

BAM. The sudden release of Haru's legs breaks the balance of strengths and Gokudera brutally falls on the floor with Tsuna.

BADABAM. Their forehead bump, definitely knocking Tsuna out, and their teeth bump loudly against one another as well, even cutting Gokudera's lower lip a bit and making veins of fury snap on his temple as he wipes the blood away with his thumb.

"Damn it! This stupid woman, how dare she makes the 10th endure this?! She's dead meat!" "Ahiii?! No way! G-Gokudera-san, how dare you steal Tsuna-san's first kiss in front of Haru?! Dishonest-desu!" "Aaaaaahh?! What the…?!" "Unfair-desu! Stolen-desu!" "Shut your trap, Stupid Woman! And stop saying weird things just because some chocolates blurred your eyes! What the heck are you calling kiss?!" "… and Haru had planned to have her first kiss with Tsuna-san, sob sob…" "Oy, are you even listening, Stupid Woman?!" "Buuh, no way, Haru will not give up! If stolen-desu, then Haru will take it back!" "What th…?!"

DOKI. But Gokudera has no time to vent anymore. His angry words are suddenly swallowed by the one who has grabbed his shirt collar to pull him to her.

Gokudera freezes of shock at feeling the salty taste of his own blood being brought back to his mouth by Haru's lips as she pulls herself on him with such strength that he doesn't even know how to breathe anymore.

Long seconds of incredulity pass, Gokudera gazing in shock with wide-open eyes at the one not letting go of him.

What is this stupid woman thinking… Why doesn't she mind his bleeding lip… Why has she even closed her eyes without fearing a counter…

"Ahiii…! Recovery complete-desu, hic!" Haru grins while catching up her breath enthusiastically when she finally breaks apart from Gokudera.

SHOCK. Gokudera is still absent-mindedly gazing-without-really-seeing-properly at the girl who has thoroughfully and forcefully kissed him.

A drop of disbelieving sweat is still lingering on his temple at wondering if all girls are so mindlessly aggressive when drunk, never minding the large happy grin. His cheeks become hotter and hotter as he gradually comes back to his senses and his mind is intellectualising what has just happened, his eyes widening more and more in realization while looking at her smile… her lips…

"… h-hic… but Haru… is too hot… tired-desu…"

BAM. Without leaving time to Gokudera to pull himself together, Haru collapses sound-asleep on him.

An hour later…

KNOCK KNOCK. "Tsu-kun, will Gokudera-kun and Haru-chan stay for dinner…? Oya… why are these two sleeping? And where is Gokudera-kun…?"

The draught of wind coming from the still-open window half-answers Tsuna's mother. She sighs with a preoccupied air while shooting a glance at Tsuna sleeping soundly on his bed under a blanket carefully wrapped around him, and Haru sleeping quietly on the coffee table, a black vest on her shoulders.

"I wonder what happened… Also, I hope Gokudera-kun won't catch a cold after having left his jacket here… This boy is the type to end up in trouble by placing others before himself, sigh…"