27 & 5986 & R DRABBLE~ DIET ISSUES

"You do not want another cookie, Haru…?"

"Ah, hum, no thank you, Tsuna-san…"

"Although you eat so many of them usually, is something wrong?"

"Tsk, leave this stupid woman alone, 10th… What difference does it makes if she can't appreciate your kindness!"

"Of course it makes a difference, aho! One more cookies means not respecting Haru's diet!"

"Haru… don't tell me you're concerned about your weight again…?"

"Ahiii, Tsuna-san… You see, Haru gained two more pounds these past weeks, and…"

"Don't complain about two more pounds when you haven't even finished growing, Stupid Woman. Did you miss the lecture about human body growth or are you just plainly stupid? It's normal for teenagers to gain weight and stature."

"Buuuh, don't mix up growing up and gaining weight, aho! And Haru is not talking to you, she's talking with Tsuna-san! Tsuna-san is a nice guy and cares for the body shape of Haru, gentleman-desu!"

"… ano… ever since when did I say that…"

"Don't involve the 10th in your crazy complex, Stupid Woman! And first of all, all humans in general gain a pound or two along the day without necessarily meaning it's fat!"

"Haru knows it's fat! I measured myself and found I gained 1.5cm of circumference!"

"Girls and their stupid habits of measuring themselves! Don't bother the 10th for something so useless!"

"Ahiii! You don't understand the seriousness of gaining 1.5cm!"

"As if I would! How about trying to gain more brain instead, Stupid Woman!"

"It's not the brain, aho! Haru gained fat on the B measurements!"

DOKI. "… B… ?!"

"B for Bust, 10th. Women are annoying enough to invent their own codes for futile things, tsk… Ah, 10th, are you alright, you look quite red…"

"Yare yare, you're such a child, Tsuna."

"Reborn-san…?! From where…?"

"Stop ignoring Haru when I speak about an important problem!"

"Tsk! Just how is that a problem, Stupid Woman?! Don't fuss over gaining 1.5cm of bust when it's usually the opposite concern! Aren't girls generally happy to have bigger breasts?"

TILT.

"Guys like bigger breasts too, right? So it should become easier for you to appeal to a guy despite your awful personality if you have body shapes for you, isn't that logical? Here, look, if you keep at this rate, you'll probably reach the size fitting the hand and it seems to be the favourite size for guys, probability-wise."

"W-what are you talking about, Aho, Hentai, buuh!"

"I mean, well, of course you can't measure up with your tiny girly hands but here, see?"

"Kyaaa!"

"Ouch, don't hit me, Stupid Woman! What's your problem, seriously?! I was just trying to…"

"… Gokudera. In the Mafia, we treasure women, so you shouldn't touch a girl's breast even if it's to demonstrate probabilities."