Well kiddies, I'm going to be up all night tonight due to the EEG I'm having done tomorrow.
(***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************)
After leaving the cave, the two of them traveled in silence to the nearest town and found a clothing store so that Kakashi could get himself some new clothes to fit his new frame.
Something that Naru still found hilarious due to the fact that while they had been looking for the store, Kakashi had had his butt groped, slapped, pinched and had this one woman trip and nearly ripped what was left of his pants right off of him in an effort to steady herself and Naru had had to grab Kakashi's hands to keep him from throwing kunai at the woman as she got up.
Natrually she was still laughing about this by the time they had reached the center of town where Kakashi was planning to get his new clothes. However his plans seemed to go right out the window when they walked through the front doors of the store and were suddenly spotted by a group of drooling, maddened looking women sales reps. All of whom were looking at Kakashi like he was a pop cicle they'd like to lick.
Naru took a not so subtle step back and was stopped when Kakashi grabbed her around the waist and held her up in front of him like a shield and hissed in her ear, "Don't you dare leave me to them!"
"Put me down now! I'm ill equipped to handle situations like this!"
"Your a demon Naru, can't you just make them disappear?" Kakashi said in a slightly hysterical tone as the women advanced on them as a group. Naru snorted in amusement then just to irk him further said,
"The hyena smell prey. Behind the little bush is a supple bottomed little elk! Oh they're moving a little faster now-"
"Stop that!"
"That poor little elk won't know what hit him once the hyena have sank their fangs into-"
"May I help you?" One of the women asked, appearing right in front of them. Her eyes giving Kakashi a heated once over. Kakashi made a strangled little sound in the back of his throat and debated on throwing hsi smart mouthed little mate at the woman but quickly decided against it since doing so could come back to bite him on the ass later on.
Especially since Naru would never let him live it down. Hell he wouldn't put it past her to go find Gai and Genma and tell them of what happened. His rep would take a huge hit and he'd die a little inside each and everytime he tried to do his job and had an enemy laugh at him... Note to self- Kill Gai and Genma once I'm back at the village. He thought darkly as Naru tipped her head back and looked up at him before saying.
"Yeah... He needs some clothes. Do you think you can help him?"
The woman and her friends all gave Kakashi a predatory look causing him to pale and tighten his grip on Naru almost to the point of pain as one of the women said, "Oh yeah. We can help him."
Kakashi, being able to read between the lines knew what she meant by 'helping' him and whimpered as Naru managed to squirm out of his grasp and run off. Leaving him at the mercy of a flock of cock hungry women in heat. Oh dear god, kill me now. He didn't think he could bear the humiliation to come.
A couple of women took hold of his wrists and pulled him away from the door and further into the shop despite the fact that he dug in his heels and tried not to let them take him anywhere. He didn't want to be anyplace he couldn't get out of easily. "Naru! Naru!" He called out and saw her standing with her back to him in a corner, pretending to be deaf. Either that or she was paying him back for using her as a shield earlier.
"Naru!" He barked in a tone so loud that the windows shook from it. Naru turned her head and glanced at him as he gave her a furious look and then gave him a sickly sweet smile and said,
"Ah! I forgot to go get something. I'll be back soon!"
"Oh goddamn it Naru don't you dare-"